This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Friday, September 21 2018

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
07:30The Piglet Files Fair Exchange Spy comedy series. When Peter's house is taken over by MI5 as a safe house for a Russian defector, only Peter can prevent a major diplomatic incident. S1 Ep2 
07:55The Piglet Files Room with a View Spoof comedy series. When MI5 gets a stakeout operation wrong, only humble college lecturer Peter Chapman can save the day. S1 Ep3 
08:25Lucky Feller The Families Meet 1976 sitcom starring David Jason as shy plumber Shorty. Will Shorty get the woman of his dreams, or will his lothario brother beat him to it? S1 Ep8 
09:00A Sharp Intake of Breath The Weekend David Jason's character is exasperated once more in the vintage sitcom. Peter is invited to stay the weekend with an old army friend. S4 Ep5 
09:35Last of the Summer Wine A Chaise Longue Too Far Roy Clarke's long-running sitcom. Glenda's unwanted anniversary present proves to have some use - especially when Howard gets locked in his bedroom. S23 Ep7 
10:15Last of the Summer Wine Exercising Father's Bicycle More farcical fun in the world's longest running sitcom. Keen to follow his father's footsteps, Tom foolishly listens to Clegg and Truly's stories. S23 Ep8 
10:55Last of the Summer Wine Sadly, Madly, Bradley Roy Clarke's sitcom about young-at-heart pensioners. Billy is burdened with his humourless brother-in-law. Wesley tries to deliver an inflatable feeding trough. S23 Ep9 
11:35Lucky Feller The Game Early comedy vehicle showcasing David Jason's talents, via lovelorn plumber Shorty who drives another comedy vehicle (a clapped-out bubblecar) around London. S1 Ep6 
12:10A Sharp Intake of Breath The Train Now Standing Vintage sitcom starring David Jason. Peter complains to British Rail when the train no longer stops at his local station. S4 Ep3 
12:45Only Fools and Horses Yesterday Never Comes More classic laughs with Peckham's most famous businessmen. To Rodney and Grandad's consternation, Del flirts with the antiques business, and a dealer. S3 Ep4 
13:20Only Fools and Horses May the Force Be with You Genius comedy with Del and Rodders. An old schoolfriend of Del's returns to Peckham. Guest star Jim Broadbent plays the slimy Detective Inspector Slater. S3 Ep5 
14:00Only Fools and Horses Heroes and Villains The first of a three-part Christmas special from 1996. This is the classic episode best remembered for the scene where Del and Rodney become Batman and Robin! S20 Ep1 
15:20Only Fools and Horses Christmas... ...Special. Thicker than Water: What kind of drinks would Del conjure up at Christmas? Find out in South London's finest comedy. The Trotters' long lost dad Reg turns up after 18 years away. S3 Ep8 
16:00Last of the Summer Wine A Chaise Longue Too Far Roy Clarke's long-running sitcom. Glenda's unwanted anniversary present proves to have some use - especially when Howard gets locked in his bedroom. S23 Ep7 
16:40Last of the Summer Wine Exercising Father's Bicycle More farcical fun in the world's longest running sitcom. Keen to follow his father's footsteps, Tom foolishly listens to Clegg and Truly's stories. S23 Ep8 
17:20Last of the Summer Wine Sadly, Madly, Bradley Roy Clarke's sitcom about young-at-heart pensioners. Billy is burdened with his humourless brother-in-law. Wesley tries to deliver an inflatable feeding trough. S23 Ep9 
18:00Open All Hours Fig Biscuits and Inspirational Toilet Rolls Take an ordinary situation, cast two top actors and bingo: classic sitcom. Fig rolls and toilet rolls - surely Arkwright can shift those? S2 Ep3 
18:40Only Fools and Horses Who's a Pretty Boy? TV gold with those ducking and diving brothers from Peckham. The Trotters embark on a decorating venture, only to find they get the bird. S3 Ep7 
19:20Only Fools and Horses Wanted Comedy classic. Rodney's kindly nature and Del's mischievous sense of humour combine to give the Trotter family a worrying time with the Peckham Pouncer at large. S3 Ep6 
20:00Open All Hours The New Suit Ronnie Barker plays stammering shopkeeper Arkwright in this classic sitcom. Here, he needs a new suit, but is too mean to buy one. Maybe Nurse Gladys has the answer. S2 Ep4 
20:40David Jason: My Life on Screen Final part of this revealing and personal look at David Jason's career. He revisits key people and places that informed his later roles, including A Touch of Frost. S1 Ep3 
21:40Only Fools and Horses Heroes and Villains The first of a three-part Christmas special from 1996. This is the classic episode best remembered for the scene where Del and Rodney become Batman and Robin! S20 Ep1 
23:00Knowing Me, Knowing You... with... ...Alan Partridge. Steve Coogan's spoof chat show hosted by the hapless Alan Partridge. Guests include champion showjumper Sue Lewis, singer Shona McGough, and presenter Keith Hunt. S1 Ep1 
23:40Knowing Me, Knowing You... with... ...Alan Partridge. Steve Coogan's socially inept Alan Partridge asks the questions that are just downright insulting in the spoof chat show - but is agony aunt Daniela Forest male or female? S1 Ep2 
00:20Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Skipper the Eyechild Tongue-in-cheek medical horror drama set in Romford. Something long-dead has been reborn on B Wing, which means trouble for Dr Rick Dagless. S1 Ep3 
00:55Garth Marenghi's Darkplace The Apes of Wrath Garth Marenghi introduces a parody of 1980s sci-fi and horror. Rick Dagless must discover what is causing people to regress to a primal state. S1 Ep4 
01:30Aim Low: The Very Best of Dylan... ...Moran. Memorable observational comedy from the acclaimed Irish standup Dylan Moran, including his take on religion, kids, relationships and the general absurdities of life. 
02:50Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow Glasgow Michael McIntyre is at the Glasgow Theatre Royal with a quality comedy line-up of Kevin Bridges, Daniel Sloss, Milton Jones and Craig Campbell. S2 Ep1 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home.