This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Thursday, April 2 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:30Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
07:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S9, ep 14) 
08:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S9, ep 15) 
09:00Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S13, ep 1) 
09:30Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S13, ep 2) 
10:00My Kitchen Rules: New Zealand MKR New Zealand is back and six pairs of fresh new faces are aproned-up and raring to go. The judges have an announcement that raises the stakes even higher. (S4, ep 1) 
11:00My Kitchen Rules: New Zealand Foodie cousins May and Enna step up to host the second instant restaurant, but with a highly ambitious menu, have they bitten off more than they can chew? (S4, ep 2) 
12:00The Dog Whisperer Cesar Conquers London Cesar comes to the aid of Britain's despairing dog owners, meeting a Jack Russell mix that won't stop spinning. Can he calm this dizzy dog down? (S7, ep 12) 
13:00The Dog Whisperer Battle Of Britain Cesar lends a hand to desperate dog owners in the UK, meeting a wildly-energetic Labrador and a cowardly collie-mix that's scared to leave the house. (S7, ep 13) 
14:00America's Next Top Model New & Exclusive. The Final Countdown: The finalists shoot their magazine spread and walk a final runway show. Then a special guest returns to crown America's Next Top Model. (S23, ep 14) 
15:00Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S13, ep 1) 
15:30Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S13, ep 2) 
16:00Babylon 5 Infection A xenoarchaeologist who was Franklin's mentor smuggles strange artefacts into the station, transforming his assistant into a rampaging monster. (S1, ep 4) 
17:00Relic Hunter Executioner's Mask When an antique bronze mask disfigures a supermodel at a fashion shoot, Syd links the incident to a curse in French lore and vows to end the evil hex. (S2, ep 19) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Reckoning The Jaffa Resistance assembles an army to retake a holy city. Plus, Baal seeks help from Earth when he is faced with a threat common to both parties. (S8, ep 17) 
19:00Stargate SG-1 Threads Daniel is faced with another very difficult decision. Plus, O'Neill hits it off with a new staff member and Carter has doubts about Pete. Isaac Hayes guest stars. (S8, ep 18) 
20:00Sun, Sea And A&E Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 5) 
21:00Continuum 3 Minutes to Midnight John Doe starts to regain his memory; he remembers shooting and killing Kiera. Terrified by these disturbing memories, he flees her apartment. (S3, ep 11) 
22:00Continuum The Dying Minutes Curtis Chen's reanimation is revealed to be the work of a mysterious ancient man known only as The Traveler. (S3, ep 12) 
23:00Continuum Last Minute In Brad Tonkin's war-torn future, Kellog sends him back in time as an insurance policy to neutralise the timeline created by Alec's jump back in time. (S3, ep 13) 
00:00Breeders New & Exclusive. Paul and Ally are thrilled when gerbil Sprout finally dies. But explaining loss to Luke and Ava proves harder than they thought. (S1, ep 5) 
00:30DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Crisis On Infinite Earth: Hour Five: Worlds lived and worlds died. As the crossover comes to an end, nothing in the Arrowverse will be the same again. (S5, ep 1) 
01:30The Rookie New & Exclusive. Now and Then: Harper takes Lucy under her wing as she returns to duty after her abduction. Nolan invites his son's fiance on a ride-along. (S2, ep 12) 
02:30Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S17, ep 21) 
03:00Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S17, ep 22) 
03:30Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S17, ep 23) 
04:00Animal 999 The health of a cat kept in a messy flat gives the team cause for concern. Staff race to the rescue of a flock of guillemots that have fallen victim to the bad weather. (S2, ep 5) 
04:30Animal 999 Officers discover a starving dog fighting for its life on a nearby beach. Plus, inspectors uncover chaos and creepy crawlies when they answer a call about a neglected cat. (S2, ep 6) 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Cesar Conquers London Cesar comes to the aid of Britain's despairing dog owners, meeting a Jack Russell mix that won't stop spinning. Can he calm this dizzy dog down? (S7, ep 12) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.