This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Friday, January 26 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Dick's Big Giant Headache (Part 1/2): The Big Giant Head warns the aliens their mission has received a sub-standard evaluation and he's on his way to Earth to find out what's gone wrong. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Dick's Big Giant Headache (Part 2/2): In the last episode of series four, Dick resents that he's lost his command and has to take orders from the other aliens. Stone makes a pass at Mary. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond High School Ray accompanies Debra to a high school reunion, where he is unmasked as a former nerd and, worse still, Debra was one of the cool kids who used to tease him. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Letter Debra decides to write a letter to Marie to tell her to stop interfering after ruining her Tupperware party, but a shocked Ray tries to intercept the note. 
08:30Frasier Radio Wars An unwilling Frasier becomes the butt of pranks by the station's shock-jock. 
09:00Frasier Everyone's a Critic Frasier and Niles are at loggerheads again when Niles gets a new job as the art critic for a prestigious magazine. 
09:35Frasier The Dog That Rocks the Cradle Martin returns from his friend's funeral upset by how it was conducted. Frasier assures his father all will be well when his time comes. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon travels to Eagle Rock, California, to visit Capri - a restaurant in a rut that's owned by identical twins Jim and Jeff. 
11:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses After 12 years of helping clients find their dream homes, Sharon and Steve decide it's time to sell the family home in the Spanish mountains and move somewhere for their retirement. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In Belfast, Leeann doesn't enjoy Gemma and Jim's healthy food, or even her own takeaway-inspired menu. Can Matt and Paul impress her with their posh nosh and unique dance routines? 
13:05Posh Pawn Some paintings by East End gangsters the Krays prompt a dilemma for the team, and some fake watches cause a bust-up among staff. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Village of the Year with Penelope ...Keith The expert team of judges visit the final four villages from the South East Zone: Lindfield, West Sussex; East Bergholt, Suffolk; Woburn, Bedfordshire; Cookham, Berks. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Steve and Jane know that the beautiful island of Tenerife is where they want to eventually retire to. Will any of Laura Hamilton's five properties have them reaching for their cheque book? 
17:00Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the B&B owners are meeting for the last time. There are recriminations and accusations as the payments are revealed and the winner is announced. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers Penzance bakers Phil and Christine attempt their tallest bake to date. Eloise tackles some heavy lifting for a gym opening, and Nastassja makes a birthday cake that's out of this world. 
18:00The Simpsons Springfield Up Famous filmmaker Declan Desmond (voiced by Eric Idle) arrives in town to chronicle the residents' lives for his series Growing Up Springfield. 
18:30Hollyoaks Milo shuts the door on Dirk, but Dirk doesn't want to give up without a fight. And Glenn is furious with Grace. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night... ...Feast Jamie Oliver cooks a traditional Caribbean chicken dish with singer Craig David. There's a roasted salmon and artichoke parcel and a look at seaweed as a superfood. (S5 Ep10/12) 
21:008 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the new series. Alan Carr and Josh Widdicombe take on Joe Wilkinson and Sara Pascoe. Bill Bailey is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, and Rachel Riley. (S15 Ep2/4) 
22:00The Last Leg Hosts Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe examine the biggest and most entertaining stories of the week. Celebrity guests join them live in the studio. (S13 Ep1) 
23:05First Dates Hotel 'Daddy cool' Darill and single mum Millie seem well matched, but some things shouldn't be said on a date... And psychic Marie's ideal man is someone no one could have predicted. (S2 Ep3) 
00:10Machete Film (2010) Revenge thriller starring Danny Trejo. A former lawman is drawn into an assassination plot. With Robert De Niro and Lindsay Lohan. Extreme gory violence/strong language. 
02:00Kiri Alice and Jim are shocked to hear that the police case against Nate might not be straightforward after all, and Tobi is furious with the police for their treatment of his family. (Ep3/4) [SL] 
02:55The Lie Detective As she prepares to marry her girlfriend, Danielle catches up with former boyfriend Alex. And can Henry and Kris and Beth and Simon figure out where their relationships are at? (Ep7) 
03:40Location, Location, Location In Liverpool, Phil Spencer helps James and Mairead find a family home on a 600,000 budget, while Kirstie Allsopp takes first-time buyers Laura and Andy under her wing. 
04:35Coast vs Country David and Anne are now semi-retired and spend half the year in Costa Rica, but the rest of the time they want to live in David's childhood home of east Scotland. 
05:30Draw It! Mel Giedroyc hosts as two teams, made up of one contestant and one celebrity, put their drawing skills to the test. This week it's John Thomson and Melanie Sykes. 
05:55Kirstie's Handmade Treasures Kirstie Allsopp gets her bangers in a twist making sausages and pork pies for a competition at the Nidderdale Show in North Yorkshire.