This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, July 21 2018

06:00Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
06:25Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers Speakeasy Rider Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. At the restaurant Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer. (S5, E09) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise In order to become a member of the Community Garden, Bob must make a deal that results in giving Louise's enemy Logan a job at the restaurant. (S5, E10) 
10:00Bob's Burgers L'il Hard Dad Bob becomes obsessed with his new automatic helicopter. When it falls apart for no reason, he enters into a battle with the manufacturer in order to receive a refund. (S5, E14) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Runway Club The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention, and will do anything it takes to leave early so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. (S5, E16) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
13:00Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
13:30Friends The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
14:00Friends The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
14:30Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
15:00Impractical Jokers The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
15:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
16:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Clownius A man in a clown suit takes Phil, Will, and Carlton hostage - and if Phil does not cooperate (help him get a big break on TV), he will detonate a bomb! (S6, E13) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Part 1): Ashley gets a great modelling opportunity. Phil's burgeoning political career has an unexpected effect on Vivian. (S6, E14) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Part 2): Will, Carlton, Ashley and Hilary take drastic measures to get Phil and Vivian to reconcile. (S6, E15) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Bowl Buster Carlton is anxious that he will never be able to live up to the kind of achievements that Phil made when he attended Princeton. So he decides to become a professional bowler. (S6, E16) 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Butler's Son Did It A man claiming to be Geoffrey's son comes to visit. Frederick soon charms everyone in the house - except Will. Will is determined to find the real story. (S6, E17) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hare Today... When Phil accidentally sits on Nicky's pet rabbit (killing it), he encourages the family to attend church to rid them of their sins. (S6, E18) 
20:00Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
20:30Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
21:00Impractical Jokers The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
21:30Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
22:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
22:30Impractical Jokers The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
23:00The Jim Jefferies Show The Jim Jefferies Show is here to shake up the humdrum formula of the political late-night show. Jim tackles the news of the day with no-bulls**t candor, piercing insight and a Aussie viewpoint. 
23:30Kevin Hart Live: Let Me Explain Recorded at the world famous Madison Square Garden, Hart once again spits out funny anecdotes, great catchphrases, and tackles what every man all too often struggles with - women and relationships! 
00:30Mission: Impossible - Fallout... Film ...Movie Special. Jump into one of the biggest movies of the year - Mission: Impossible - Fallout. Exclusive access behind the scenes and interviews with cast and crew, including Tom Cruise himself. 
01:00They Came Together Film In this parody of rom-coms, the owner (Amy Poehler) of an independent candy shop and the corporate stooge (Paul Rudd) who has been sent to shut her down begin an unlikely romance. (2014) 
02:35Jackass Johnny Knoxville sprains his ankle attempting to jump the L.A. River. Stunts included in this episode: Blind Driver, Naked Dave, Human Barbecue, Pontius Skating, Dave's Doorstopper, and Urban Kayaker. 
03:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville dons a diaper and takes on a professional sumo wrestler, and Bam Margera wakes his parents up at 2AM with a rousing death metal set. Also features the fifty egg challenge! 
03:25Jackass Chris Pontius terrorizes the late night denizens of L.A., Johnny Knoxville creates the world's first "Beekini", and Ryan Dunn attempts to immerse himself in a tank of raw sewage. 
03:45Broad City Sliding Doors In a flashback, Abbi and Ilana cross paths for the first time and spend the day together -- or don't. (S4, E01) 
04:05Broad City Twaining Day Ilana lands a new job at a trendy sushi restaurant, and Abbi finally gets the chance to train Shania Twain. (S4, E02) 
04:30Impractical Jokers The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
04:50Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
05:15The Middle The Block Party The school counsellor tells Frankie and Mike that Brick is "socially challenged", Sue tries out for ball girl, and Frankie becomes obsessed with getting Axl's old jersey. (S1, E05) 
05:35Fresh Off The Boat Phillip Goldstein Eddie tries to befriend the only other Chinese kid in school, but they have nothing in common; Louis feels betrayed when Mitch accepts a job at the rival Golden Saddle. (S1, E08) 
06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This episode features 'Action Mom' Nadine Hoss, 'Tongan Truck' Olotele Moa, and Charles 'Repo Man' Dorsey. (S3, E09)