This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, September 20 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Godparent Turkey Corn Farts Joan invites their recently widowed neighbor, Gary Timpkins, to Thanksgiving dinner, during which everyone has a bad reaction to Colleen's cauliflower dish. (S1, E08) 
06:20Life In Pieces Hospital Boudoir Time-Out Namaste When Jen cuts her finger and Greg takes her to the hospital, they finally have the first quality alone time they've had in months. (S1, E09) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Hot Tub Lois and Hal clash after Hal purchases a hot tub, Malcolm gets his driver's permit, and Reese steals Dewey's friend. (S5, E10) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Ida's Boyfriend Grandma Ida plans to drug and marry a wealthy man, then divorce him and get his money. Malcolm gets his tongue pierced but it then swells up and he must hide it from Lois. (S5, E11) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Mazel-Tina A series of mishaps leave Tina the centre of attention at a classmate's Bat Mitzvah she wasn't invited to. The rest of the Belchers attempt to stay at their catering post... (S4, E13) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Kids Rob a Train Bob and Linda board a train for wine tasting while the kids are put in the caboose. The kids sneak out in an attempt to steal chocolate from the kitchen car. (S4, E15) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E04) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present footage from the cutting room floor, a challenge that was never aired, and the reaction of someone being pranked. (S5, E08) 
13:00Friends: Bing's Best Zingers The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
13:30Friends: Bing's Best Zingers The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
14:00Wipeout USA Twenty-four brand new contestants face the ultimate challenge for the average man. They will face 'The Johns', the World Famous Big Balls, Space Race and Spinning Purple People Beater. (S7, E06) 
15:00The Middle The Setup Frankie is tasked with being at her mom's beck and call when she stays for a few days, meanwhile Axl and Brick ponder what it is exactly that Mike does at the quarry. (S9, E06) 
15:30The Middle Thanksgiving IX The Hecks take a hectic road trip for Thanksgiving to Frankie's sister's house but soon find themselves running into barriers that could make them late to the feast. (S9, E07) 
16:00The Middle Eyes Wide Open Axl heads to Chicago to visit Hutch for the weekend but discovers that his friend is acting more like a responsible adult than the free-spirited college student he once knew. (S9, E08) 
16:30The Middle The 200th Orson is named as one of the top 200 most livable cities in Indiana, so Frankie decides to place something in the time capsule that will be buried in the base of the Orson Cow. (S9, E09) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Hot Tub Lois and Hal clash after Hal purchases a hot tub, Malcolm gets his driver's permit, and Reese steals Dewey's friend. (S5, E10) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Ida's Boyfriend Grandma Ida plans to drug and marry a wealthy man, then divorce him and get his money. Malcolm gets his tongue pierced but it then swells up and he must hide it from Lois. (S5, E11) 
18:00Bob's Burgers Mazel-Tina A series of mishaps leave Tina the centre of attention at a classmate's Bat Mitzvah she wasn't invited to. The rest of the Belchers attempt to stay at their catering post... (S4, E13) 
18:30Bob's Burgers The Kids Rob a Train Bob and Linda board a train for wine tasting while the kids are put in the caboose. The kids sneak out in an attempt to steal chocolate from the kitchen car. (S4, E15) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present footage from the cutting room floor, a challenge that was never aired, and the reaction of someone being pranked. (S5, E08) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mother's Day When Jazz and his wife try unsuccessfully to conceive a child, they ask Will to "father" the baby. Phil challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts. (S4, E23) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse Will's father returns to his son's life after 14 years. Will is very happy about the chance to reconnect. Uncle Phil is not happy about the situation... (S4, E24) 
21:00Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar travel to the Philippines to test Joel's hunter-gatherer skills. He must learn to free-dive in order to catch fish, and scale cliffs for birds nests. (S1, E06) 
22:00Rick and Morty Look Who's Purging Now Rick and Morty arrive on an alien planet to fix their ship just as the day of the purge begins there, meanwhile Jerry and Summer work on their father-daughter bond. (S2, E09) 
22:30Rick and Morty The Wedding Squanchers The Smith family is invited to the wedding of Rick's best friend, Birdperson, but things go south when it's discovered that the bride isn't who she says she is. (S2, E10) 
23:00New: The Jim Jefferies Show The Jim Jefferies Show is here to shake up the humdrum formula of the political late-night show. Jim tackles the news of the day with no-bulls**t candor, piercing insight and a Aussie viewpoint. 
23:30South Park: Season 10 Go God Go (1): Cartman is impatient to get his hands on the latest games console. Result? A visit to the atheistic future of 2546! Richard Dawkins pays a visit to South Park Elementary. (S10, E12) 
00:00South Park: Season 10 Go God Go XII (2): Cartman is stuck in the future, caught up in a battle between atheists and sea otters! And what will become of Richard Dawkins and Mrs. Garrison's love affair? (S10, E13) 
00:30Rick and Morty Ricksy Business Beth and Jerry head off on a romantic getaway that involves a reenactment of the movie Titanic. Rick and Summer throw a huge intergalactic house party. (S1, E11) 
01:00Phil Wang At The Comedy Store Phil Wang hosts this evening's show from the legendary Comedy Store in London. Joining him are the side-splitting Stephen Bailey, the exceptional Huge Davis, and the fabulous Sophie Willan. (S5, E10) 
01:30Jack Dee: So What? Live So What? is the side-splitting result of six years' build-up of irritation and indignation. Jack is as bitterly hilarious as ever as he lets rips at life's petty annoyances and everyday frustrations. 
02:30Drunk History Charlotte Crosby & Matthew Lewis star in Phil Wang's take on Isaac Newton's rise to fame. Adam Buxton's story of King Alfred and the Vikings features Blake Harrison & Alexander Armstrong. (S3, E06) 
03:00Drunk History Jamie Laing & Paul Kaye star in Tom Parry's trollied take on John Logie Baird's big invention, while Stephan Mangan is in the trenches for Rick Edwards' story of the Christmas Truce. (S3, E07) 
03:25Drunk History Ashley Walters & Mark Benton star in Judi Love's mortal tale of Charles I's downfall. Miles Jupp takes on Operation Mincemeat with Jack Howard & Dean Dobbs as the WW2 heroes. (S3, E08) 
03:45Billy On The Street: Nas Billy Eichner tests the pop culture knowledge of passerbys. Games include: "Pretty or liar" and "Media mogul or Rabbi". Hip-hopper Nas and Ashley Benson (of Pretty Little Liars) guest. (S2, E06) 
04:10Legends of Chamberlain Heights The Legend of Tupaquia Grover and Milk attempt to cheer up a newly single Jamal by taking him to the local strip club. He meets Tupaquia, a stripper with an uncanny resemblance. (S1, E05) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Mazel-Tina A series of mishaps leave Tina the centre of attention at a classmate's Bat Mitzvah she wasn't invited to. The rest of the Belchers attempt to stay at their catering post... (S4, E13) 
04:50Bob's Burgers The Kids Rob a Train Bob and Linda board a train for wine tasting while the kids are put in the caboose. The kids sneak out in an attempt to steal chocolate from the kitchen car. (S4, E15) 
05:15The Middle The Setup Frankie is tasked with being at her mom's beck and call when she stays for a few days, meanwhile Axl and Brick ponder what it is exactly that Mike does at the quarry. (S9, E06) 
05:35The Middle Thanksgiving IX The Hecks take a hectic road trip for Thanksgiving to Frankie's sister's house but soon find themselves running into barriers that could make them late to the feast. (S9, E07) 
06:00Life In Pieces Burn Vasectomy Milkshake Pong Greg is still bitter over an accident that ended a competitive game of ping-pong he and Matt had started years ago, so they decide to finally settle the score. (S1, E10)