This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, April 24 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
09:30Friends The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Teams of bosses and employees tackle obstacles like Cuckoo Crazy and the Miami Pound Machine. (S6, E05) 
11:00Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
12:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bullets over Bel-Air Will and Carlton are at an ATM machine and somebody tries to rob Carlton for his money but Will takes the bullet for him. This event rocks the whole family to the core. (S5, E15) 
12:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Decent Proposal Still in the hospital after being shot, Will thinks about his future. He decides to ask Lisa to marry him. (S5, E16) 
13:00Lip Sync Battle: Orange is the... ...New Black. "Orange is the New Black" co-stars Laverne Cox and Samira Wiley hold nothing back in the LSB arena. They both give exceptional performances, and welcome some special guests... (S3, E03) 
13:30Lip Sync Battle: Don Cheadle Actor Don Cheadle, acclaimed for his work on "House of Lies", among others, squares off with wildly successful comedian Wanda Sykes. (S3, ep8) 
14:00The Middle The Wedding The Hecks discover at the last minute that they are hosting Mike's brother Rusty's wedding, and Axl and his friends decide to start their own summer business. (S3, E24) 
14:30The Middle Last Whiff of Summer (Part 1): Frankie gets nostalgic about the summers of her youth, Axl attends summer school; Brick grows a tomato, and Sue attempts to bond with her dad. (S4, E01) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
16:00Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
18:00My Name Is Earl Pinky Earl helps Randy find his first love, a girl with pink hair called Pinky. Randy learns Earl had come between them all those years ago... but who is "Pinky"? (S4, E22) 
18:30My Name Is Earl Bullies Randy takes drastic measures to avoid Joy's bullying, while Earl attempts to cross off another list item for bullying an old schoolmate, Wally Panzer, whom Earl dubbed "Pansy." (S4, E23) 
19:00Scrubs My Bad Too Turk decides to learn Spanish and soon realises being bilingual can only work to his advantage. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox begins a game of thievery with Dr. Kelso's breakfast. (S7, E07) 
19:30Scrubs My Manhood J.D. and Turk both try to prove their masculinity, the Janitor starts his own newspaper, 'The Janitorial', that irks Dr. Cox, and Turk's embarrassing secret is revealed. (S7, E08) 
20:00Bob's Burgers The Unnatural Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda tries to sign him up for an expensive baseball camp, while Tina becomes an espresso addict. (S3, E23) 
20:30Bob's Burgers A River Runs Through Bob The family faces the wilderness on a camping adventure, but Bob and Linda accidentally get sent downstream. The kids soon go in search of them... (S4, E01) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Nick Clegg The Musical, farting in public, Australian sperm donation, the Elvis bug, doggy snogging, and guest stand-up Tony Law. 
22:00South Park: Season 15 Broadway Bro Down Randy learns the secret behind musicals and can't stop taking Sharon to see them - Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Elton John warn him not to reveal their secret or its trouble! (S15, E11) 
22:30South Park: Season 15 1% When Cartman's lack of fitness starts impacting on the "99%" of kids at South Park Elementary, he has to deal with some too-close-to-home revenge killings. (S15, E12) 
23:00South Park: Season 15 A History Channel Thanksgiving When the boys try to learn all about Thanksgiving from The History Channel they get caught up in a mystery involving aliens, Natalie Portman and stuffing! (S15, E13) 
23:30Brickleberry Campin' Ain't Easy: Woody reopens Brickleberry's Native American-themed summer camp, which closed 15 years ago due to Steve killing his campers during the camp's gauntlet challenge. (S3, E12) 
00:00Rick and Morty Meeseeks And Destroy Rick provides the family with a solution to their problems, freeing him up to go on an adventure led by Morty. (S1, E05) 
00:30My Name Is Earl Bullies Randy takes drastic measures to avoid Joy's bullying, while Earl attempts to cross off another list item for bullying an old schoolmate, Wally Panzer, whom Earl dubbed "Pansy." (S4, E23) 
01:00TripTank A disgraced mayor holds a press conference in the middle of an insect apocalypse, a very loud ninja assassin carries out a mission, and Animal Hitman struggles to take out a fly. (S2, E13) 
01:30Richard Gadd At Soho Theatre Live Richard explores masculinity and mental health in a genre-busting multimedia performance, featuring a treadmill and a man in a monkey suit. Winner of the Edinburgh Comedy Award 2016. (S1, E04) 
02:30Impractical Jokers The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
02:55Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the Comedy Store; Tom Wrigglesworth meets some rather posh folk, Paul Thorne on America. Lucy Beaumont on her hometown, and Jeff Innocent on being Cockney and getting older. (S3, E17) 
03:20The Alternative Comedy Experience The cult stand-up show filmed in a proper comedy club. Tonight the madcap Paul Foot is joined by the musical David O'Doherty, Nish Kumar, Michael Legge and Josie Long. Backstage chat with Stewart Lee. 
03:45Impractical Jokers UK Hidden camera practical joke show. The UK Jokers embarrass one another by trying to touch a stranger for as long as possible. (S1, E07) 
04:10Frankenfood Contestants bring Frankenfood creations to compete for a spot on the menu and $10K at Reggie's in Chicago. A cook with Ivy League dreams invents a pizza & a blend of Red Sox inspired food. (S1, E01) 
04:30The Middle Last Whiff of Summer (Part 2): Mike lets it slip that Axl is his favourite Heck child, and Frankie tries to coax the kids into telling them who their favourite parent is. (S4, E02) 
04:50The Middle The Second Act Frankie contemplates a new career after Mr Ehlert lets her go, Sue mentors a popular freshman girl, and Mike considers punishing Brick for his rudeness. (S4, E03) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Three's a Crowd Will and Carlton are on their annual weekend ski trip and things don't exactly go as planned. Meanwhile, the family celebrate when Hilary announces she is moving out. (S5, E13) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air It's a Wonderful Lie Lisa and Will both make up excuses as to why they cannot go on a date. When the pair end up at the same fraternity party, both of them have a lot of explaining to do. (S5, E14) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.