This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Saturday, March 23 2019

06:00Modern Family The Storm Everyone heads to Jay and Gloria's when a huge storm causes a power cut. However, so many people in such close quarters can only spell trouble... (S7, ep 14) Also in HD 
06:30Modern Family I Don't Know How She Does It Things get awkward for Mitch and Cam when they attend a wedding. Plus, could super mum Claire be hiding a guilty secret? (S7, ep 15) Also in HD 
07:00Modern Family The Cover-Up Phil gets an attractive new client and tries to keep her a secret from Claire. Meanwhile, Claire gets attention from her hot new yoga teacher. (S7, ep 16) Also in HD 
07:30Modern Family Express Yourself Cameron's emotional sister Pam proves too much for Mitchell. Plus, Phil and Claire struggle to stay awake during a spontaneous trip to Paris. (S7, ep 17) Also in HD 
08:00Modern Family The Party Luke and Manny are left in charge when the family go out. But when the fire alarm goes off, Claire starts to suspect the boys are throwing a party. (S7, ep 18) Also in HD 
08:30The Simpsons Smart & Smarter Guest star Simon Cowell is on form as the acid tongued interviewer at Miss Wickerbottom's Pre-Nursery. Will the caustic supervisor let Maggie join the school? (S15, ep 13) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons The Ziff Who Came to Dinner When Homer discovers Marge's old flame Artie Ziff living in the attic, a poker game ends in jail for Homer and romance for Artie. (S15, ep 14) Also in HD 
09:30The Simpsons Co-Dependent's Day After a trip to a vineyard, Homer and Marge are three sheets to the wind. Drunk driver Homer crashes the car... so how come it's Marge who ends up in rehab? (S15, ep 15) Also in HD 
10:00Live - Soccer AM John Fendley, Jimmy Bullard and Lloyd Griffith are joined by guests from the world of sport and entertainment for the Saturday morning football show, with regular features, games and goals. Also in HD 
11:30Football's Funniest Moments A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. (3/3) Also in HD 
12:00The Flash New & Exclusive. Goldfaced: Barry has to make a terrible decision as he and Ralph head into the criminal underworld. Iris winds up in danger as she also searches for Cicada. (S5, ep 13) Also in HD 
13:00Supergirl New & Exclusive. Menagerie: Kara helps J'onn on a case but soon finds it links up to Alex's look into Menagerie. Lena has news for James. And his reaction isn't as she expected. (S4, ep 12) Also in HD 
14:00New: Gillette Soccer Saturday: Build-Up Jeff Stelling and his studio guests preside over the afternoon's football, with expert analysis of the scores, results and stories as they come in. Also in HD 
16:00New: Gillette Soccer Sat: Live Scores Jeff Stelling and his studio guests preside over the afternoon's football, with expert analysis of the scores, results and stories as they come in. Also in HD 
16:55New: Gillette Soccer Saturday: Reaction Jeff Stelling and his studio guests preside over the afternoon's football, with expert analysis of the scores, results and stories as they come in. Also in HD 
17:30The Simpsons Wandering Juvie Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy) is Gina, a tough inmate at the Springfield Correctional Facility. When Bart is sent down, the pair become friends... sort of. (S15, ep 16) Also in HD 
18:00The Simpsons My Big Fat Geek Wedding When Mrs Krabappel calls off her wedding to Principal Skinner, Marge and Homer step in with relationship advice. Like they can talk... (S15, ep 17) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Catch 'Em if you Can: Bart and Lisa pursue Homer and Marge after they sneak away on a second honeymoon. Meanwhile, Grampa catches the eye of a dashing Cuban man. (S15, ep 18) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Simple Simpson Homer becomes an anonymous vigilante, shaming local miscreants by splatting them with pies. But can Mr Burns blackmail 'The Pie Man' into pieing the Dalai Lama? (S15, ep 19) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Way We Weren't Marge is shocked to discover that she wasn't Homer's first kiss; he first smooched with a girl he met at summer camp. (S15, ep 20) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own Great heights and kung fu warriors test boxer Tony Bellew, funnyman Romesh Ranganathan and hockey hotshot Sam Quek as they join James Corden and the boys. (S12, ep 3) Also in HD 
21:00Meet The Parents Film Comedy starring Ben Stiller as the doomed groom who can't do anything right when he meets his fiancee's intimidating dad Robert De Niro. Strong language/sexual references. (2000)(104 mins) Also in HD 
23:05Comedians Watching Football... ...with Friends. New & Exclusive. Josh Widdicombe, Matt Forde and Stephen Mangan tune into the week's big games for a laugh with Adrian Chiles, John Barnes and Denise van Outen. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
23:30Karl Pilkington: The Moaning... ...of Life. Kids: Karl sets off around the world in an attempt to understand why people want children. Contains strong language and sexual references. (3/5) Also in HD 
00:30Strike Back: Silent War New & Exclusive. There's an almighty car chase as the team face off with Anjali. A twist will make you question who you can really trust. (S7, ep 4) Also in HD 
01:30SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Things Not Seen: Bravo race to Turkey to rescue a young American who married an ISIS leader. But they are in for a shock when they find her. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
02:30Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Ka hauli o ka mea hewa 'ole, he nalowale koke: Five-0 must work out what happened when a car accident puts Grace's life in danger. (S9, ep 12) Also in HD 
03:30New: MacGyver New & Exclusive. Fence + Suitcase + Americium-241: Mac teams up with a soccer mum and secret master thief as he tries to stop a dangerous underworld criminal. (S3, ep 12) Also in HD 
04:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S3, ep 4) 
05:00Road Wars Chris and Simon pull over a biker who's armed with nunchucks and Viagra; plus, there are OAPs driving dangerously and American shopkeepers fighting back against would-be robbers. (S5, ep 7) 
06:00New: The Hour Of Power Tune in for an inspirational boost of positive thinking in this colourful religious broadcast. Also in HD