This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, May 24 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:403rd Rock from the Sun You Don't Know Dick When Nina quizzes Dick about Mary's likes and dislikes, it becomes clear that Nina knows virtually everything about her, while Dick knows next to nothing. 
07:053rd Rock from the Sun My Mother, My Dick When Harry and Sally mess about with the time-space portal in the apartment they accidentally bring an alien from the home planet back to Earth. 
07:303rd Rock from the Sun Glengarry Glen Dick When Dick hears a pitch for a timeshare he immediately falls in love with the idea and, to help raise the money, persuades Officer Don to go halves on the scheme. 
07:55Everybody Loves Raymond The Sitter Debra hires a babysitter, but she becomes jealous of her popularity with the kids - and her plans to remedy the situation end in disaster. 
08:20Everybody Loves Raymond Getting Even Ray embarrasses Debra at a school auction but then worries about the ways in which his wife could take revenge on him. 
08:50Frasier The Two Hundredth Episode Frasier celebrates his 200th radio broadcast and has tapes of every show except one. But it turns out an obsessive fan has the recording. 
09:25Frasier Sharing Kirby Frasier and Niles befriend Kirby when they learn that his girlfriend's grandfather is a well-known wine connoisseur. 
09:55F1 Monaco GP Practice 1 Live Lee McKenzie presents the first practice session from the Monaco Grand Prix, one of F1's most iconic locations and a street circuit that demands absolute precision from the drivers. 
11:45Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
11:50Coast vs Country Retired doctor Dilip and his wife Jyotsna plan to move from London to a larger family home in Hampshire. Dilip yearns for a life by the sea while Jyotsna loves the English countryside. 
12:50Posh Pawn Some paintings by East End gangsters the Krays prompt a dilemma for the team, and some fake watches cause a bust-up among staff. 
13:55F1 Monaco GP Practice 2 Live Lee McKenzie has more live action from the second practice session in Monaco as the drivers get settled into the challenging and tight street circuit. 
16:00The ?100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by Franklyn and Raj, work colleagues from Huddersfield, and friends Hannin and Nicola from Glasgow. But can either pair take home the cash? (Ep14) 
17:00Four in a Bed The last visit of the week is to Townhead Hotel in Lockerbie, owned by Stephen Montgomery and partner Jan. On arrival the high level of finish in the rooms is a surprise for all the guests. 
17:30Buy It Now Roland has a product he thinks makes the perfect cup of tea; Chris stands in for his wife to pitch a brand new board game; Vicky has a DIY product inspired by her dad. (Ep29) 
18:00The Simpsons Rome-Old & Juli-eh Homer is forced to make a series of dramatic financial cuts, and stops paying for Grampa's nursing home. During his stay at the Simpson house, Grampa falls for Selma. 
18:30Hollyoaks Darren and Mandy meet at the Osbornes' alone - is this a recipe for disaster? Maxine is on a mission, while Tony and Diane continue to argue over Dee Dee's treatment. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:55The Political Slot Kemi Badenoch MP talks about her journey to becoming a Conservative Party MP. 
20:00Kirstie and Phil's Love It or... ...List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Karyn and Duncan, who have been arguing for two years over what to do about their three-bed semi in rural Stirlingshire. (S2 Ep4/8) 
21:00Humans A grieving Max must face the consequences of his painful decision. Laura discovers she's not being told everything at the Dryden Commission. Joe uncovers Karen's shocking secret. (S3 Ep2/8) 
22:00First Dates Will Michael's cheeky comment about carnival dancer Ruth's derri?re hit a bum note? Will Harry Potter fans Claudia and Jack have a magical date? (S10 Ep8) 
23:05Mo Salah: A Football Fairy Tale This compelling documentary charts Liverpool footballer Mo Salah's rise from humble origins in Egypt to shooting to world stardom in the English Premier League and the Champions League. 
00:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA In Woodland Park, Colorado, Gordon concludes his attempt to help the Italian restaurant Mangia Mangia avoid ruin. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave? 
00:55Amazing Spaces Special: 24 Hour... ...Build George Clarke, Will Hardie and a special Amazing Spaces team take on a 600-year-old Welsh legend, attempting to build a house from scratch in less than a day. And it's raining. 
01:50Carry on Brussels With unrivalled access to the European Parliament, this series follows a wide range of British MEPs and charts their tears, tantrums and tactics in these turbulent Brexit times. (Ep1/3) 
02:45Holidays Unpacked Lucy Hedges tries windsurfing and dances the night away in Cape Verde. In the Azores, Morland Sanders swims with dolphins, relaxes in hot springs and leaps from waterfalls. (Ep3/4) 
03:15Tricks of the Restaurant Trade This episode investigates how big brands are interpreting the move towards healthier food and drink. Plus: the psychological trick on restaurant menus to make diners spend more. (S4 Ep4/6) 
03:40Gok's Fill Your House for Free Salsa dancing pair Rachel and Andy live in a house that can only be described as a 'box of beige'. Can Gok and the team inject some colour and give the house some much-needed first aid? 
04:35Steph and Dom's One Star to... ...Five Star: The penultimate day at Beldon House in Lincolnshire. Steph and Dom challenge the owners to put on a posh steak and chips night and offer a bespoke concierge service. (Ep29/30) 
05:00Jamie's Comfort Food Jamie Oliver cooks British classics and comfort food for all seasons. On the menu this time is lobster mac and cheese. 
05:10Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos is in Dictionary Corner.