This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, February 27 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
09:30Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include Plank in the Face and Fender Bender. (S2, E03) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr take in more than they bargained for while working at a tailor shop, then convince strangers to hand over their cell phones. The big loser sacrifices his childhood. (S8, E13) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Is From Mars When Philip notices that Will and Lisa are having regular arguments, he decides to set them up on a course of pre-marital counselling. (S5, E17) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Wedding Show (Psyche!): Feeling that their opinions and feelings are being ignored, Will and Lisa run off to Las Vegas to get married. Isaac Hayes guest stars. (S5, E18) 
14:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Slum Like It... Not! Will talks Philip into buying Jazz's apartment building. The state of the building however is not what they expected and things soon turn awry. (S5, E19) 
14:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air As the Will Turns Will finds out what it is like to have a woman in his life that controls things. Also, Will lands a part in a soap opera and begins to see himself as a major star. (S5, E20) 
15:00Two And A Half Men No Sniffing, No Wowing Alan's divorce attorney, Laura, uses her position to force Charlie into sex whenever she demands it. This can't end well, can it? Heather Locklear guest-stars. (S1, E21) 
15:30Two And A Half Men My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet Alan finally relents to Judith's plan for Jake to see a therapist every week, but it turns out Alan has the real problem - sleep walking. (S1, E22) 
16:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include Foaming Sidewalk Swing Set with Zip Line (S2, E04) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
19:00Scrubs His Story II This episode we see the world from the perspective of Turk - will he mail out his wedding invites? J.D. covers Elliot's stint as the hospital clown with help from the Janitor! (S3, E18) 
19:30Scrubs My Choosiest Choice of All J.D. and Elliot's relationship complicates further with the re-appearance of Sean. Dr. Cox realizes he has a crush on Dr. Miller, and Jordan picks up on it. (S3, E19) 
20:00Bob's Burgers The Kids Run Away Learning that she needs a filling, Louise runs away from the dentist and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's. Linda bets that she won't last the weekend with Gail's "craziness". (S4, E19) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Gene It On Tina tries out for cheerleading, but a spirited and enthusiastic spectator Gene makes more of an impression. After biting her tongue during her audition, Tina is unable to speak. (S4, E20) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 1): Motivated by the promise of a new beachside burger joint, Bob conspires with Felix to convince Mr. Fischoeder to sell Wonder Wharf. (S4, E21) 
21:30Bob's Burgers World Wharf II The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 2): It's Linda and the kids to the rescue when Felix takes desperate measures - putting Bob in danger! (S4, E22) 
22:00South Park: Season 10 Smug Alert Kyle's father buys a new hybrid car but it's not long before his smug levels reach ridiculous levels - must be time to move to San Fran! How will Cartman deal with no Kyle? (S10, E02) 
22:30South Park: Season 10 A Million Little Fibbers Towlie writes his memoirs and it's not long before he's invited onto The Oprah Winfrey Show, but Oprah's vagina and anus are plotting against her. (S10, E05) 
23:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Scott Capurro, Kirsty Gallacher, Jason Manford and Piers Morgan. (S4, E02) 
23:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Rhys Thomas, Louis Walsh, Reginald D. Hunter and Sally Lindsay. (S4, E04) 
00:00Kevin Bridges: A Whole... ...Different Story. Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges muses on economic theory, art history and diet tips on stage in front of 12,000 fans at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow. 
01:00Rick and Morty Big Trouble in Little Sanchez Summer asks Rick to transport his mind into a teenager to shield her from vampires at school. Beth and Jerry go the extra mile to sort out their relationship. (S2, E07) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Decent Proposal Still in the hospital after being shot, Will thinks about his future. He decides to ask Lisa to marry him. (S5, E16) 
02:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Scott Capurro, Kirsty Gallacher, Jason Manford and Piers Morgan. (S4, E02) 
02:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Rhys Thomas, Louis Walsh, Reginald D. Hunter and Sally Lindsay. (S4, E04) 
03:00Chris Ramsey Live: All Growed Up Join Chris as he explores growing up, getting older, taking responsibility and all of the other terrifying realisations that come with being dragged kicking and screaming into modern adulthood. 
03:45Workaholics Night at the Dudeseum The guys celebrate Ders Day at a museum; Adam and Blake become obsessed with trying to pull off a heist. (S6, E07) 
04:05Billy On The Street: Lindsay Lohan Billy tests the knowledge of people on the streets of New York. Games include: "Racist or Vegetarian" and "How I Met Your Mother Lighting Round". Neil Patrick Harris and Lindsay Lohan guest. (S3, E03) 
04:25The Middle The Jeans Frankie buys Sue an expensive pair of jeans and Mike buys Axl a cheap car. Meanwhile, Brick offers to take care of a relative's dog, and his parents, reluctantly, agree. (S1, E11) 
04:50The Middle The Neighbour Brooke Shields plays Rita Glossner, a cigarette-smoker with a hard-life who is considered "mean" by her neighbours. Her sons are deemed "bullies" and get in a fight with Sue. (S1, E12) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Three's a Crowd Will and Carlton are on their annual weekend ski trip and things don't exactly go as planned. Meanwhile, the family celebrate when Hilary announces she is moving out. (S5, E13) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air It's a Wonderful Lie Lisa and Will both make up excuses as to why they cannot go on a date. When the pair end up at the same fraternity party, both of them have a lot of explaining to do. (S5, E14) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.