This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, December 11 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks When Tina accidentally totals the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in insurance fraud. (S3, E07) 
06:25Bob's Burgers The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene Gene tries to break up with his new girlfriend, Courtney, after the family find her annoying. When he tries to he finds out that her dad writes jingles. (S3, E08) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Are We There Yet? The Bad Dream Episode After Kevin watches "The Sixth Sense," he starts having nightmares that disrupt Nick and Suzanne's sleep. (S3, E03) 
09:30Are We There Yet? The 22 Episode When the family oversleeps on the morning Lindsey is set to sing the National Anthem at a baseball game, it's all hands on deck just to make it to out of the house on time. (S3, E04) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Mother Daughter Laser Razor Linda fears that her bond with Louise isn't as strong as hers with Tina, so she forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar. (S3, E10) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Broadcast Wagstaff School News Tina vows to find the "mad pooper" running rampant at school. Meanwhile, Louise tricks Gene into thinking that he will grow up to look like Bob. (S3, E12) 
11:00Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
11:30Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
12:00The Middle Great Heckspectations Frankie has to force Brick into asking Cindy to the high school prom; Lexie talks Axl into giving Sue a birthday present; and Mike struggles with the new TV remote. (S9, E20) 
12:30The Middle Split Decision Now that Frankie knows Axl was offered a job in Denver, she makes it her mission to sway him from taking it and moving away. (S9, E22) 
13:00The Middle The daily mishaps of a married woman and her semi-dysfunctional family and their attempts to survive life in general, in the city of Orson, Indiana. 
13:30The Middle The daily mishaps of a married woman and her semi-dysfunctional family and their attempts to survive life in general, in the city of Orson, Indiana. 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Tiger Beast' Tony Bolado, 'Dateless' Amanda Donaldson, and 'K-Stew' Shelley Keller. (S6, E10) 
15:00Most Ridiculous U.S. Of A. This time we give the good old US of A the MR treatment. Greg James watches the American dream become a nightmare with cowboy cock-ups, patriotic pratfalls and loads of all American idiots. (S3, E14) 
15:35Most Ridiculous Troublemakers This time all manner of troublemakers are getting the Most Ridiculous treatment. We've got woeful wrong un's, bungling burglars, and some truly calamitous cops. Greg James is your guide. (S3, E15) 
16:00The Middle Pilot Frankie is struggling in her career as a car saleswoman, Sue becomes part of the school choir and Brick wants Frankie to come into school dressed as a superhero for a presentation. (S1, E01) 
16:35The Middle The Cheerleader Frankie fills a car on the dealer's lot with jelly beans as a publicity stunt, Sue fails to make the swim team, and Brick is forced to "socially interact". (S1, E02) 
17:00The Middle The Floating Anniversary The anniversary getaway that Frankie and Mike have planned for ages becomes unhinged when Brick gets sick, Sue has a crush, and Axl gets his learner's permit. (S1, E03) 
17:35The Middle The Trip After Sue raises thousands of dollars for the school to earn a trip to Indianapolis, but she is left off the list to go. Frankie demands that her girl fights for her right to go! (S1, E04) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
18:35Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now! (S6, E10) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bourgie Sings the Blues Carlton faces a dilemma when his success with the Princeton interviewer falls down. To clear his mind, Carlton flees to a blues bar, where B.B. King is playing. (S6, E04) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Script Formerly Known As... Phil hits the headlines when two jurors from his "Showbiz Madam" trial are dismissed. Upon his search for new talk-show guests, Will encounters one of them. (S6, E05) 
21:00Michael McIntyre's Big... ...Christmas Show. Expect the unexpected as Michael provides his own inimitable take on Christmas, with a little help from an unsuspecting audience, Ellie Goulding, and ventriloquist Paul Zerdin! 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years You Have 0 Friends Against his better judgement Stan joins Facebook and becomes a social networking juggernaut, causing him to be sucked into the website itself - 'Tron' parody ahoy! (S14, E04) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years Cri**led Summer At camp with his disabled chums, Jimmy is oblivious to Nathan's attempts to kill him and become champ. The boys sort an intervention as Towelie's drug use is too much! (S14, E07) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Poor and Stupid Cartman's secret ambition in life is revealed. To become a NASCAR driver! Stan and Kyle convince him he can make the dream a reality but can he win the race of his life? (S14, E08) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years It's A Jersey Thing Kyle discovers a family secret and the town of South Park must defend itself against being swallowed up by New Jersey and its reality TV stars. Especially the Snooki! (S14, E09) 
00:00Lee Evans: The Ultimate Experience We've taken chunks from some of the best live performances from Comedy Central's favourite stage-spinning, sweat-spilling, energy-bursting comedian and thrown them into one huge 'mega-chunk'. Enjoy! 
01:45Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; penis weight lifting, One Direction vs. a koala, naked tourism promotion, and the "ain't nobody got time for that!" woman! (S6, E03) 
02:45Rob Beckett At The Comedy Store Rob Beckett is your host from the legendary Comedy Store in London. Joining him tonight are Ivo Graham, Ellie Taylor, and Tom Allen. (S4, E02) 
03:10Broad City Florida Abbi, Ilana, Eliot and Bobbi take a trip to Florida to clean out Grandma Esther's apartment. (S4, E07) 
03:35The Chris Ramsey Show Adam Hess and Sara Pascoe join Chris Ramsey for games, challenges and general banter. Chris decides to get a party going on the train with help from radio DJ Roman Kemp. (S1, E07) 
04:00Nathan For You Dating Website / Party Planner: Nathan invents a system to protect women on first dates, proposes a radical new weight-loss program and helps a party planner reduce anxiety for her clients. (S2, E06) 
04:25Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Tiger Beast' Tony Bolado, 'Dateless' Amanda Donaldson, and 'K-Stew' Shelley Keller. (S6, E10) 
05:15Bob's Burgers Mother Daughter Laser Razor Linda fears that her bond with Louise isn't as strong as hers with Tina, so she forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar. (S3, E10) 
05:35Bob's Burgers Broadcast Wagstaff School News Tina vows to find the "mad pooper" running rampant at school. Meanwhile, Louise tricks Gene into thinking that he will grow up to look like Bob. (S3, E12) 
06:00Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13)