This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, August 5 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers are big pro wrestling fans? How long did it take Joe to recover from his sumo punishment? Go behind the scenes with Murr, Q, Sal and Joe to find out! (S2, E06) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker absolutely hates massages - and which gets one a week? And how long did it take the make-up team to get Joe all dolled up for his debut as a female techie? (S2, E08) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How many pounds of potatoes were made for the famous Scoopski Potatoes challenge? What did Rosie O'Donnell require before agreeing to appear as Q's clone? (S2, E09) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course to win cash. this episode features Michael 'Moobs' White, 'The Russian Aristocrat' William Steglau, and 'Complaints' Carrie Kiker. (S3, E10) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course to win cash. This episode features 'Freak of Nature' Frank Beasley, 'Swiss Miss' Holly Hanson, and 'Oompa Loompa' Joel Grande. (S3, E11) 
11:00Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
11:30Friends The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
12:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
12:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
13:25Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
13:50Bob's Burgers Lice Things Are Lice A head lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff when Tina volunteers as a nurse. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make improvements to the new bar stool seats in his restaurant. (S6, E10) 
14:20Bob's Burgers Wag the Hog The Belchers must help Bob's old friend, Critter, after he ends up in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Linda gets a job at babysitting, but it becomes more than she expected. (S6, E13) 
14:45Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
15:15The King of Queens Hero Worship Doug's uncle Stu is willing to pay for Doug's dream, his own sandwich shop. Carrie doesn't think it is a good idea but is afraid to tell Doug. (S4, E18) 
15:40The King of Queens Screwed Driver Carrie goes on a business trip to Chicago when Doug's parents decide to visit. Doug's boss informs him he's going to have to take a driving test. (S4, E19) 
16:10The King of Queens Lush Life Carrie starts joining a co-worker for after-work cocktails and Doug realizes that she's less abrasive whenever she comes home. (S4, E20) 
16:35The King of Queens Bun Dummy Doug and Spence have a high school reunion where the former is looking forward to it until Carrie starts sporting a new hairstyle. Spence doesn't want to attend the reunion. (S4, E21) 
17:05The Middle A Very Marry Christmas Sue keeps a holiday secret from the family. Meanwhile, Brick agrees to watch three kids, but soon regrets it. (S8, E09) 
17:30The Middle Escape Orson The Hecks find themselves spending New Year's Day attempting to stave off a zombie apocalypse in the Orson Escape Room, while trying to beat the Donohue's record time. (S8, E10) 
18:00The Middle Hoosier Maid Frankie wins a month's worth of free maid service, and she is ecstatic! Meanwhile, Mike and Rusty look into assisted living facilities for their father. (S8, E11) 
18:30The Middle Pitch Imperfect With four months of college left, Axl realises he hasn't send out any job resumes. Meanwhile, Brad agrees to lead Sue's acapella group in a music competition. (S8, E12) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Someone's Cranky Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behaviour. (S4, E21) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Bad Moon Rising Debra has PMS. Trying to find a cure for her irritable and over-emotional behaviour, Ray gets her some medicine. She denies that her behaviour is not normal. (S4, E22) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Confronting The Attacker Robert and Amy get back together. After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert decides to quit the police force. (S4, E23) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Divorce While eating out, the Barones see Robert's ex-wife dining at another table, leading Ray to tell Amy the story of what led to Robert's divorce five years ago. Season Finale. (S4, E24) 
21:00The Cleveland Show Cleveland Jr.'s Cherry Bomb In an attempt to keep Roberta from having sex with Federline Jones, Cleveland takes the family to chuch...where Cleveland Jr. pledges to maintain his virginity. (S1, E05) 
21:30The Cleveland Show Ladies' Night: Tired of attending social gatherings with neighbors, Donna sneaks off and, pretending she's still unmarried, spends time with her friends at a single mothers group. (S1, E06) 
22:00South Park: Sexual Feelings Broadway Bro Down Randy learns the secret behind musicals and can't stop taking Sharon to see them - Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Elton John warn him not to reveal their secret or its trouble! (S15, E11) 
22:30South Park: Sexual Feelings Butter's Bottom B***h Oblivious to his actions, the little innocent Butters starts up 'The Kissing Company', and is soon the most notorious pimp around. Will undercover cops ruin his fun? (S13, E09) 
23:00South Park: Sexual Feelings The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy to deliver a video to Butter's parents. (S6, E13) 
23:30South Park: Sexual Feelings Insecurity The men folk of South Park get mighty angry when a misunderstanding leads them to believe their wives are having affairs. Cartman takes matters into his own hands! (S16, E10) 
00:00Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny Kevin Hart performs in front of a sold out crowd live from Cleveland, Ohio - where he delivers his hilarious and unique brand of comedy. Kevin is in rare form and funny as ever! 
01:00Jackass 3 Film Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Wee Man and the rest of their fearless and foolhardy friends take part in more outrageous pranks and stunts, including "Lamborghini Tooth Pull." (2010) 
03:00Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central Live from Camden's legendary Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by the frank Desiree Burch and the legend Al Murray. (S1, E01) 
03:25Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central Live from Camden's legendary Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by the slick Tez Ilyas and raconteur Joel Dommett. (S1, E02) 
03:45Tosh.0 Tosh delves into all aspects of the Internet. He meets a woman who makes a living polishing turds, breaks down a video of a man and his sinking truck, and checks out some soap-cutting. (S11, E02) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored The Unnatural Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda tries to sign him up for an expensive baseball camp, while Tina becomes an espresso addict. (S3, E23) 
04:30South Park White People Renovating Houses Randy and Sharon start a home renovation show that is threatened by Confederate rednecks. Meanwhile, Cartman grows attached to his Amazon Alexa. (S21, E01) 
04:50South Park Put It Down Tweek is freaking everybody out over the North Korea nuke stand-off; could cupcakes be the answer? Cartman throws a wobbly when his attention seeking suicide rants are ignored. (S21, E02) 
05:15The Middle Thanksgiving III Frankie's parents, Pat and Tag, invite the Hecks to spend Thanksgiving at their house. However, the festivities begin to fall apart quickly... (S3, E10) 
05:35The Middle A Christmas Gift Mike tries to keep his Christmas gift of a new dishwasher a secret from Frankie. Meanwhile, Sue asks Reverend TimTom to explain the deeper meaning of Christmas to Brick. (S3, E11) 
06:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose odd TV shows as execs to the public and work the counter at a BBQ joint. The loser must face a psychic named Jesse Bravo and say if their predictions are correct or not. (S10, E08)