| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 09:00 | Two And A Half Men Sarah Like Puny Alan
Jake spreads a nasty cold around which threatens to ruin Charlie's plans for him and Alan to double date a hot neighbour and her sister. Can they get rid of the flu in time? |
| 09:30 | Two And A Half Men I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie's finances are in disarray so, with the help of Alan, he must rein in his spending. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake the finer points of sports gambling. |
| 10:00 | Two And A Half Men Round One to The Hot Crazy Chick (1): Charlie and Alan meet Frankie, a crazy but sexy lady, who Charlie invites to stay at his place - will she drive a wedge between them? Jenna Elfman guest-stars. |
| 10:30 | Two And A Half Men That was Saliva, Alan (2): Charlie and Alan are both attracted to Frankie, who reveals a big secret to the brothers, and which one of them, if any, will she pick? Jenna Elfman guest-stars. |
| 11:00 | Two And A Half Men Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Charlie is shocked to learn that Alan has chosen their two crazy cousins as Jake's guardian if he and Judith die, and tries to change his mind. |
| 11:30 | Two And A Half Men An Old Flame With A New Wick
Charlie is in for a shock when he meets an ex-girlfriend who is not quite how he remembers her! Chris O'Donnell guest-stars. Golden Globe-nominated comedy from the U.S. |
| 12:00 | Two And A Half Men I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's sexy sister Liz attends Jake's birthday party and causes a commotion by flirting with Alan and not Charlie. Teri Hatcher guest-stars. |
| 12:30 | Two And A Half Men Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark
Alan brings in professional help for Jake when he becomes a moody musician with a bad attitude, continuously playing 'Smoke on the Water'. Jane Lynch guest-stars. |
| 13:00 | Two And A Half Men My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Alan finally relents to Judith's plan for Jake to see a therapist every week, but it turns out Alan has the real problem - sleep walking. |
| 13:30 | Two And A Half Men Just Like Buffalo
When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, they decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for him. Charlie rolls out the charm. |
| 14:00 | Scrubs My Perspective
A new Croatian doctor starts but has to redo his internship, J.D. shows symptoms of 'vasovagel syncope' which causes fainting & blackouts, and the Janitor embarks on a cruise vacation. |
| 14:30 | Scrubs My Therapeutic Month
J.D. finds it difficult to ask the sexy new physical therapist out, Elliot asks Keith to move in with her but won't compromise on her home rules and Turk breaks his arm! |
| 15:00 | Scrubs My Fishbowl
The day has come for Private Brian Dancer to be released from Sacred Heart - surely all will now be well? Meanwhile, Dr. Cox informs Carla that her jokes are just not funny. |
| 15:30 | Scrubs My Words of Wisdom
Laverne's death hits the team hard and Carla struggles to come to terms with it. Meanwhile, J.D. treats a deaf patient and learns that the Janitor knows sign language. |
| 16:00 | Scrubs My Conventional Wisdom
J.D. and Turk go to a surgeon's convention, where they bump into a face from the past. Kelso lives it up at a medical convention, so the Janitor poses as the Chief of Medicine. |
| 16:30 | Scrubs My Point Of No Return (2): In the season 6 finale, J.D. and Elliot both wonder if they really belong with their respective partners. Needing a little help, the Janitor activates the "Brain Trust". |
| 17:00 | The King Of Queens Buggie Nights
Carrie and Doug have to spend the night out in the city after some unwelcome guests arrive at their place. Spence and Danny argue over whether to go to Las Vegas or Aztec ruins. |
| 17:30 | The King Of Queens Knee Jerk
After Carrie "accidentally" pushes Doug down the stairs she starts to feel so guilty she waits on him hand and foot, and Doug milks it for all he can get. |
| 18:00 | The King Of Queens Present Tense
Doug and Carrie receive an oil painting of themselves as a gift from Kelly and Deacon. But when they can't bear to hang it up in their home, they decide to stage a robbery. |
| 18:30 | The King Of Queens Four Play
Doug and Deacon befriend each other's wives. Eventually Kelly gets tired of hanging out with Doug, so he jealously tries to sabotage Carrie and Deacon's good time. |
| 19:00 | M*A*S*H That Darn Kid
The Goat ate it! Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of selling its milk. However, the goat eats the 4077th's $22,000 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. |
| 19:30 | M*A*S*H The Moon is Not Blue
"It's a good job we're doctors, 'cos your movies are making us sick". With a decreasing morale, Hawkeye resolves to lift spirits by importing a racy new movie. |
| 20:00 | The Daily Show Jon Stewart, and his team, take a satirical sideswipe at the latest news and current affairs. Tonight's guest is Morgan Freeman, talking about his new movie 'Now You See Me'. |
| 20:30 | Two And A Half Men Just Once with Aunt Sophie
A cute girl from school invites Jake to a party, but Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with Jake offering his own words of wisdom on women. |
| 21:00 | South Park Chicken-Lover
When Barbrady calls the boys in to help solve the case of the notorious, perverted Chicken-Lover, Cartman gets a little carried away with his new-found 'authoritah'. |
| 21:30 | South Park Jewbilee (3): As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness for a Jew Scouts Jewbilee. Kenny tags along and takes on the king of the woods... |
| 22:00 | South Park Trapper Keeper
Cartman is none too happy when 'Bill Cosby' tells him his ultra-advanced Trapper Keeper 2000 is destined to become sentient and wipe out humanity. That kinda sucks ay? |
| 22:30 | South Park It's Christmas In Canada
A new law is passed in Canada, meaning poor little Ike must return to his biological parents. The boys set out to stop this but who is the evil mastermind behind the law...? |
| 23:00 | The Daily Show: Global Edition Brand new and exclusive. Join Jon Stewart and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at news and current affairs from around the world. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. |
| 23:30 | Tosh.0 Brand new and exclusive. Join razor-sharp comedian Daniel Tosh as he takes on everything the Internet has to offer. This week, a bad breakdancer gets a web redemption. |
| 00:00 | The US Office Café Disco
Michael turns the old Michael Scott Paper Company office into a coffee bar and disco, and wants everyone to ignore their work to relax there. |
| 00:30 | Sex And The City Drama Queens
Carrie is freaked out by the prospect of meeting Aidan's folks, Samantha dates a doctor and experiments with Viagra, while Charlotte meets her 'Prince Charming'. |
| 01:05 | Sex And The City The Big Time
Carrie keeps bumping into Big, causing her to wonder what's going on. Charlotte is convinced she has met Mr Right, while Miranda questions her future with Steve. |
| 01:45 | Just Add Water Film
Ray Tuckby is a decent guy with a dead-end life in the dead-end town of Trona, CA. After encouragement from a stranger, Ray begins to dream again... Dylan Walsh and Jonah Hill star. (2008) |
| 03:30 | Just For Laughs, Just For... ...Comedy Central: From the Montreal comedy festival, tonight's show features: Jeffrey Ross, Dane Cook, Alan Davies and Jon Stewart. |
| 03:55 | Tosh.0 Brand new and exclusive. Join razor-sharp comedian Daniel Tosh as he takes on everything the Internet has to offer. This week, a bad breakdancer gets a web redemption. |
| 04:20 | M*A*S*H That Darn Kid
The Goat ate it! Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of selling its milk. However, the goat eats the 4077th's $22,000 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. |
| 04:45 | M*A*S*H The Moon is Not Blue
"It's a good job we're doctors, 'cos your movies are making us sick". With a decreasing morale, Hawkeye resolves to lift spirits by importing a racy new movie. |
| 05:10 | The King Of Queens Lyin' Hearted: While Arthur is about to undergo heart surgery, Carrie discovers something from their past that makes her question their relationship. |
| 05:35 | The King Of Queens Life Sentence
With Arthur back from hospital, Carrie does some very serious thinking about the future and decides to install a hidden camera in the basement. |
| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
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