This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, October 20 2018

06:00Malcolm In The Middle Surgery Francis organizes a hunger strike to get back the academy's TV, taken away by Spangler. Malcolm is hospitalized with appendicitis, leaving the family obsessing over a board game. (S2, E17) 
06:25Malcolm In The Middle Reese Cooks In an attempt to change the usual punishment pattern for Reese, Hal signs them both up for cooking classes, which turns out to be Reese's area of genius. (S2, E18) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers Bye Bye Boo Boo After hearing that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, Louise enters a contest that could finally give Tina a chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn about a mobster. (S6, E16) 
09:30Bob's Burgers The Horse Rider-er Tina finally gets to attend horse camp, but realizes she must part ways with her imaginary horse, Jericho. Meanwhile, Linda creates a restaurant camp. (S6, E17) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Secret Admiral-irer Tina volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge, where her ideas of love and romance are tested. Meanwhile, Bob makes some new friends. (S6, E18) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Glued, Where's My Bob? Gene, Louise, and Tina's goop war causes Bob to end up in a sticky situation, where he learns that a journalist is coming to the restaurant to do a story on it. (S6, E19) 
11:00Malcolm In The Middle Kitty's Back Kitty returns to Stevie & Abe. However, Lois refuses to accept her back in the neighbourhood. Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous "Brotherhood Initiation". (S6, E05) 
11:30Malcolm In The Middle Hal Sleepwalks Hal is stressed about a gift for Lois for their 20th anniversary. He begins sleepwalking, and Reese discovers Hal is highly suggestible in that state. (S6, E07) 
12:00Malcolm In The Middle Lois Battles Jamie Lois thinks she is losing her touch when Jamie seems too much to handle. The boys bring home a diving board and try to think up the craziest stunt to pull with it. (S6, E08) 
12:30Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Car Malcolm uses his illegal gambling profits to buy a junk car, Hal discovers a talent for hair styling, and Lois discovers Craig is having an affair with the boss' wife. (S6, E09) 
13:00Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
13:30Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
14:00Friends The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
14:30Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
15:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
16:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
16:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Viva Lost Wages Will and Carlton become excited after Phil gives them two tickets to Las Vegas for Carlton's 21st birthday. The pair hit the Casinos, but it soon goes to Carlton's head. (S6, E08) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air There's the Rub (Part 1): It's Thanksgiving time. Hilary and Carlton go to a homeless shelter to volunteer. Phil hurts his back; Will suggests they go to a massage parlour to help his pain. (S6, E09) 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air There's the Rub (Part 2): Phil and Will get arrested at the massage parlour because the girls try to give them more than a massage. Hilary and Carlton continue to volunteer at the shelter. (S6, E10) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Boxing Helena Will encounters a boxing instructor - who teaches him a thing or two about female boxers. Meanwhile, Carlton feels threatened by his personal trainer. (S6, E12) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Clownius A man in a clown suit takes Phil, Will, and Carlton hostage - and if Phil does not cooperate (help him get a big break on TV), he will detonate a bomb! (S6, E13) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Part 1): Ashley gets a great modelling opportunity. Phil's burgeoning political career has an unexpected effect on Vivian. (S6, E14) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: A Day In... ...The Life. A documentary crew gets unprecedented access to the cast and crew, providing an inside look at how the show is shot and what it's like to be the Jokers. 
21:30Impractical Jokers Some of the Jokers' funniest moments take place behind the scenes, huddled around a monitor or waiting for a turn to begin; revisit some of the most memorable behind-the-scenes exchanges. 
22:00Impractical Jokers The guys are judged on the skills, or lack thereof, that they've displayed over the years as host Joey Fatone is joined by championship athletes and past punishers to see how the guys measure up. 
22:30New: The Jim Jefferies Show The Jim Jefferies Show is here to shake up the humdrum formula of the political late-night show. Jim tackles the news of the day with no-bulls**t candor, piercing insight and a Aussie viewpoint. 
23:00Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
00:00Adam Hills Live: Happyism Everyone's favourite Antipodian delivers a first class evening of comedy. He recounts jaw-dropping tales of meeting the Dalai Lama and The Muppets! Happyism is his newly formed cult religion. 
01:00She's Out of My League Film The average, dead-end job Kirk (Jay Baruchel) meets and falls for the gorgeous, successful Molly (Alice Eve), but he must figure out how to make this unlikely relationship work! (2010) 
03:05Impractical Jokers: Joker's Choice In this special episode, Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal bring you their favorite moments from the first season. The guys relive their best hidden camera hijinks and offer behind the scenes insight. 
03:25Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G visits the United Nations where he interviews Boutros Boutros-Ghali. Borat sings the Kazakh national anthem to a baseball crowd. (S2, E02) 
03:55Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G attempts to interest investors (including Donald Trump) in his ice cream glove. Borat learns about acting and Bruno tries to meet fashion designer Marc Jacobs. (S2, E03) 
04:25Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
04:50Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
05:10Friends ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
05:35Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
06:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13)