This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, December 12 2018

06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Watch them brave the elements as they step on to a white, slippery and wintery wonderland. (S4, E02) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
09:30Friends The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl Gene's musical based on Die Hard isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night. (S5, E01) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Tina and the Real Ghost Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the basement. Word of the ghost sends two "ghost hunters" to the restaurant. (S5, E02) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr take in more than they bargained for while working at a tailor shop, then convince strangers to hand over their cell phones. The big loser sacrifices his childhood. (S8, E13) 
13:00Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
13:30Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
14:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Winter Wonder Planks joins the roster of brand new obstacles. (S4, E03) 
15:00The Middle Thanksgiving VI Due to their kitchen sink still being in disrepair, the Hecks decide to eat out for Thanksgiving. Brick invites his girlfriend Cindy and Sue tries to help Darren with Mike. (S6, E07) 
15:30The Middle The College Tour Mike attends Sue's college-tour weekend, forcing him to miss the first college football game that Axl gets to play in. Frankie leaves Brick with multiple babysitters. (S6, E08) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl Gene's musical based on Die Hard isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night. (S5, E01) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Tina and the Real Ghost Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the basement. Word of the ghost sends two "ghost hunters" to the restaurant. (S5, E02) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Baby Comes Out Vivian's baby is a week late, but family members and her visiting sisters Vy and Janice are nowhere to be found when it is time to rush to the hospital! (S3, E20) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You Bet Your Life Heavyweight boxing champ Riddick Bowe wreaks havoc with Carlton's mind and Will's face at a funky cafe-casino in Nevada. (S3, E21) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Survivor Man When Michael is not invited to a company wilderness retreat hosted by Ryan, he decides to prove that he has the ability to survive on his own. (S4, E11) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) The Deposition Michael is thrown in the middle of a deposition between Dunder Mifflin and his girlfriend Jan after Jan sues the company for wrongful termination. (S4, E12) 
21:00Lethal Weapon 3 Film Riggs (Mel Gibson) and Murtaugh (Danny Glover) pursue a former LAPD officer who uses his knowledge of police procedure and policies to steal and sell confiscated guns to local street gangs. (1992) 
23:30Rick and Morty Look Who's Purging Now Rick and Morty arrive on an alien planet to fix their ship just as the day of the purge begins there, meanwhile Jerry and Summer work on their father-daughter bond. (S2, E09) 
00:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ain't No Business Like Show Business Will lands a spot in a comedy showcase after accompanying a comic friend to an audition. Meanwhile, Vivian is away and Phillip demands attention. (S3, E22) 
00:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Way We Were Philip and Vivian are celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary and the others put together a scrapbook. (S3, E23) 
01:00Nish Kumar At Soho Theatre Live Tonight at the renowned Soho Theatre, Nish Kumar talks problems in rap music, watching erotic movies with his dad, puns of his own name, and re-branding his personality. 
01:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Reginald D. Hunter, Kelly Osbourne, Terry Christian and Isy Suttie. (S8, E06) 
01:55Bad Robots This episode features a tourist information machine that's full of nonsense facts, ordering a taxi with Cab B.O.T, and the Con-Struct-a-Bear machine gets saucy in Brighton. (S1, E03) 
02:30Kevin Bridges Live In Glasgow The deceptively youthful Kevin Bridges plays a hometown show in front of 10,000 fans. Topical, cutting, silly, sarcastic, ironic, dead pan - he hits all these marks (and more!) with ease. 
03:25Nish Kumar At Soho Theatre Live Tonight at the renowned Soho Theatre, Nish Kumar talks problems in rap music, watching erotic movies with his dad, puns of his own name, and re-branding his personality. 
03:45Teachers Brokeb**** Mountain: Feldman can't make ends meet on her salary and takes a second job and Watson notices a romantic spark between two of her second grade students. (S2, E06) 
04:05Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast Linda gets excited about opening a bed and breakfast to capitalize on the volume of tourists coming into town, but when the guests start to arrive Louise senses espionage. (S1, E07) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl Gene's musical based on Die Hard isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night. (S5, E01) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Tina and the Real Ghost Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the basement. Word of the ghost sends two "ghost hunters" to the restaurant. (S5, E02) 
05:15The Middle Thanksgiving VI Due to their kitchen sink still being in disrepair, the Hecks decide to eat out for Thanksgiving. Brick invites his girlfriend Cindy and Sue tries to help Darren with Mike. (S6, E07) 
05:35The Middle The College Tour Mike attends Sue's college-tour weekend, forcing him to miss the first college football game that Axl gets to play in. Frankie leaves Brick with multiple babysitters. (S6, E08) 
06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Winter Wonder Planks joins the roster of brand new obstacles. (S4, E03)