This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, November 25 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Winners and Losers Frankie has reservations about letting Brick go on a field trip to Chicago, and things become awkward with Sue and Darrin after their first kiss. (S4, E16) 
08:35The Middle Wheel of Pain While Frankie and Mike are out; Axl, Sue, and Brick are involved in breaking a window. They decide to lie that someone else did it. But Frankie and Mike don't believe them... (S4, E17) 
09:00The Middle The Name Frankie's sister Janet comes to help around the house while Frankie studies, Sue decides to change her middle name, and Axl gets competition for Cassidy from her ex-boyfriend. (S4, E18) 
09:30The Middle The Setup Frankie is tasked with being at her mom's beck and call when she stays for a few days, meanwhile Axl and Brick ponder what it is exactly that Mike does at the quarry. (S9, E06) 
10:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. This week's loser must talk trash...literally! The blind lead the blind, kisses are stolen, and how many pencils can the guys fit into pockets secretly? (S4, E01) 
10:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys lose their wives, pitch stupid inventions, and receive hugs of forgiveness. There's sweet revenge involving an angry brother and a human piņata! (S4, E02) 
11:00Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and his mum are in search of alien life, they're heading to the UFO capital of the USA: Nevada. They join an abductee support group and venture out to a UFO hot spot. (S1, E01) 
11:30Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the general rallies another one hundred troops for Runaway Rockaway, Breakfast and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the great Castle of Takeshi. (S1, E05) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Ultrasound Vanessa gets an ultrasound. Michael blurts out the sex of the baby even though neither Jay or any of the rest of the family want to know. (S4, E08) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Marathon Jay diets and exercises in training for an upcoming marathon, Michael laughs off all her training by insisting he can run faster than she can. (S4, E09) 
13:00My Wife And Kids While Out Kady's at a slumber party and Jay & Michael go out for the night, but because Michael didn't recite the rules 'no friends, no freedom, no fire, no fun', Claire decides to party. (SS4, E10) 
13:30My Wife And Kids Micheal's Band Michael meets Johnny "Saxophone" Jackson, his old classmate. Michael lies about playing piano, and Johnny asks to have Michael sit in with the band. (S4, E11) 
14:00Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
14:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
15:00Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
15:30Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
16:00Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
16:35Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
17:05Friends The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
18:10Deck the Halls Steve (Matthew Broderick) finds a wrinkle in his world with the arrival of new neighbour Danny (Danny DeVito). He plans to illuminate his house with enough lights to make it visible from space! (2006) 
20:00Impractical Jokers Join Joe, Sal and Q as they serve up some justice - and plenty of laughs - while recapping the past six years of Murr's performance. Watch the best (and worst) moments from this master of distraction. 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. One joker requires medical attention during the fat foot race punishment. (S1, E22) 
21:00Live At The Apollo 'Fresh Meat' and 'Bad Education' star Jack Whitehall is our host tonight at The Apollo. Canadian Katherine Ryan and the deadpan Rich Hall join him to give good laughter! (S9, E05) 
22:00Lip Sync Battle Jay Leno vs. Craig Ferguson: Two titans of late night television enter the LSB arena to find out who the superior performer is. (S3, E09) 
22:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Luke and Jessica will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E08) 
23:00American Pie: The Book Of Love Three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library - but the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, it leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity. (2009) 
01:00Rick and Morty Raising Gazorpazorp Morty convinces Rick to buy him a sexy robot. Guess what though? It only ends in trouble. (S1, E07) 
01:30South Park Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow Stan and Cartman crash a speed boat into the world's largest beaver dam, flooding the town of Beaverton. Everyone's response is that of mass hysteria! (S9, E08) 
02:00South Park Marjorine Cartman is convinced that the girls have a device which can see into the future. The boys come up with a plan to take it. Unfortunately for Butters he's a major part of the plan. (S9, E09) 
02:30South Park Follow That Egg In a bid to prevent Mr. Slave from marrying Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison forces the children to help him in an experiment to prove that gay marriages are unstable. (S9. E10) 
03:00TripTank An auctioneer tries to pick up a woman at a party, an evil spirit finds itself in an unlikely vessel, and Beth and Jennifer sue a Chinese restaurant for false advertising. (S2, E07) 
03:25Bob's Burgers Turkey in a Can: Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone commits an act of Thanksgiving sabotage! (S4, E05) 
03:50Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
04:15The Middle The Name Frankie's sister Janet comes to help around the house while Frankie studies, Sue decides to change her middle name, and Axl gets competition for Cassidy from her ex-boyfriend. (S4, E18) 
04:35The Middle The Bachelor Disappointed with the finale of The Bachelor, Frankie mopes for days. When Sue joins the school's tennis team, Mike encourages her not to compliment her opponents. (S4, E19) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.