This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, February 24 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
08:35Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
09:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
09:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
10:00Bring It On: Worldwide #Cheersmack Film When Destiny, captain of three-time national champions The Rebels, is challenged to a global cheer showdown by an edgy new team called The Truth, the Cheer Goddess organizes a virtual battle. (2017) 
12:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants tackle obstacles while they are terrorized by yetis. (S5, E08) 
13:00Paul Blart: Mall Cop Film When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to mild-mannered security guard Paul Blart (Kevin James), who takes his job very seriously, to save the day. (2009) 
15:00Friends The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
15:30Friends The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
16:00Friends The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
16:30Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
17:00Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
17:30Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
18:00Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
18:30Friends The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
19:00Friends The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
19:30Friends The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
20:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
20:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
21:00Bad Teacher Film A lazy teacher (Cameron Diaz) who hates her job, her students, and her co-workers is forced to return to teaching when her sugar daddy dumps her. Jason Segel and Justin Timberlake co-star. (2011) 
23:00Impractical Jokers The guys get strangers to help them fix their broken bike, and do and say whatever they are told. Later, they get strangers to approve some strange e-mails written by the other guys. (S11, E19) 
23:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What is the perfect place to film a challenge? What happened to the customers after consuming Q's hot dog smoothie? And what almost prevented Sal's stand-up comedy punishment from happening? (S3, E06) 
00:00Bob's Burgers Bobby Driver Bob drives Edith around town after she persuades him to help with a plot for revenge, meanwhile the children attend a "Great Gatsby"-themed birthday party. (S9, E06) 
00:30Broad City Artsy Fartsy Abbi gets invited to a fancy art event at MoMA. Meanwhile, Ilana and Lincoln have a one-year relationship check-in. (S5, E05) 
01:00South Park Trapper Keeper Cartman is none too happy when 'Bill Cosby' tells him his ultra-advanced Trapper Keeper 2000 is destined to become sentient and wipe out humanity. That kinda sucks ay? (S4, E12) 
01:30South Park Helen Keller! The Musical The boys stage a Thanksgiving play about the life of author Helen Keller, starring Timmy as Helen. There's trouble involving his favourite turkey, Gobbles. (S4, E13) 
02:00South Park Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations): South Park's unusual version of the classic Dickens tale, featuring robot monkeys and the Genesis Device! Narrated in vision by Malcolm McDowell. (S4, E14) 
02:30South Park Fat Camp Cartman is sent to fat camp in order to resolve his weight problem but all is not as it seems when he returns skinny. Kenny gets his own TV show where he performs disgusting acts. (S4, E15) 
03:00South Park The Wacky Molestation Adventure Kyle has his parents arrested so he can go to a 'Raging P***ies' show but things get out of hand and it's not long before there are no adults left in town! (S4, E16) 
03:25South Park A Very Crappy Christmas When Mr Hankey fails to show up at Christmas time the boys go looking for him in the sewers. Can the gang revive the spirit of Christmas with their own cartoon? (S4, E17) 
03:50South Park It Hits The Fan The use of the word 's**t' on a TV show leads to mass profanity in South Park. What does this have to do with The Black Death?! The word 's**t' is used 162 times in this ep! (S5, E01) 
04:15Scrubs Our First Day of School Set one year after season eight; J.D., Turk, Kelso and resident Denise return to Sacred Heart to teach med school, making sure the new med students feel welcome. (S9, E01) 
04:35Scrubs Our Drunk Friend J.D. and Turk play matchmaker after spotting a love connection between Denise and the new med student Drew. Meanwhile, Lucy ignores Dr. Cox and learns a hard lesson. (S9, E02) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.