This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, December 7 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest "Made In Chelsea" star Ollie Locke pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S7, E07) 
08:35Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
09:00Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
09:30Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
10:00Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
10:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker who once included "inline skating" as a skill on his resume; who was a mathlete and a bowler in high school; a which Joker was afraid of the dark as a child. (S4, E05) 
10:55Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker has a weak spot for animals, which one made the best wingman back in his single days and how long did it take Q to grow out his hair to have enough for a wig? (S4, E06) 
11:20Surf's Up Film Surfing means everything to teenage penguin Cody Maverick (Shia LaBeouf); he craves respect and admiration. But an encounter with washed-up surfer Geek (Jeff Bridges) teaches Cody some lessons. (2007) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Dogs Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees man's best friend at their most ridiculous. (S2, E02) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Cats The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, Cats get the Most Ridiculous treatment. Expect feline fails and kitty chaos galore. (S2, E11) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Toddlers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode is all about the little kiddie winks! (S2, E06) 
14:30Friends The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
15:00Friends The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
15:30Friends The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
16:00Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
16:30Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
17:00Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
17:30Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
18:00Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
18:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
19:00Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
19:30Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
20:00Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our celebrity contestants James Acaster, Scarlett Moffatt and Jordan Banjo as they take on the iconic trivia-based quiz in this special Christmas edition! (S2, E10) 
21:00Kevin Bridges Live: The Story... ...Continues. Recorded on a Saturday night in Glasgow, this home town gig shows off Kevin's no nonsense approach to comedy. He cuts through the niceties with his Glaswegian man in the street charm. 
22:00The Night Before Film On Christmas Eve, three lifelong friends (Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen, and Anthony Mackie) spend the night looking for the Holy Grail of parties. James Franco and Miley Cyrus cameo. (2015) 
00:00The Roast of Bruce Willis With Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Roast Master, Bruce Willis goes from "Die Hard" to dead on arrival as Ed Norton, Cybill Shepherd, and Demi Moore (!) serve up punches of their own to the movie legend. 
01:55South Park Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo The Mayor decides to impose a holiday theme which won't offend anybody. Kyle tries to convince everyone that Mr Hankey (a singing Christmas poo) exists. (S1, E09) 
02:30South Park Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson! Cartman's Uncle Howard escapes from prison with another inmate, Charlie Manson. The boys want to go see Mr Hankey at the mall but no one will take them. (S2, E16) 
03:00South Park Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics: Join Mr Hankey as he hosts his own variety show from infront of the fire in his sewer home. Features unusual holiday songs such as "Christmas Time In Hell". (S3, E15) 
03:25South Park A Very Crappy Christmas When Mr Hankey fails to show up at Christmas time the boys go looking for him in the sewers. Can the gang revive the spirit of Christmas with their own cartoon? (S4, E17) 
03:50South Park Red Sleigh Down Cartman's 'naughty or nice' accountant informs him that he has been too bad to earn his Christmas gift. All aboard Mr Hankey's Poo-Choo train for a trip to the North Pole! (S6, E17) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys complete tasks at Universal Orlando Resort's Volcano Bay water park, go head-to-head playing a game of TP basketball shootout, and play a game of hot potato with a strange item. (S10, E23) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys dodge shakedowns at the park, go head-to-head to see who can cling to a car the longest, and go head-to-head playing a game of attaching ribbons to strangers. (S10, E24) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.