This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, October 20 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
08:35Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
09:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
09:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
10:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
10:30Friends: Season 3 ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
11:00Friends: Season 3 The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
11:30Friends: Season 3 The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
12:00Friends: Season 3 The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
12:30Friends: Season 3 The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
13:00Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Film Sean Anderson (Josh Hutcherson) partners with his new stepfather (Dwayne Johnson) on a mission to find his grandfather (Michael Caine), who is thought to be missing on a mythical island. (2012) 
14:50Friends: Season 3 The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
15:20Friends: Season 3 The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
15:50Friends: Season 3 The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
16:20Friends: Season 3 The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
16:50Friends: Season 3 The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
17:20Friends: Season 3 The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
17:50Friends: Season 3 The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
18:20Friends: Season 3 The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
18:50Friends: Season 3 The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
19:20Friends: Season 3 The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
19:50Friends: Season 4 The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
20:15Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Film Pet detective Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) returns when he's coerced out of retirement to retrieve an endangered white bat from a village in Africa. Otherwise it's civil war between two tribes! (1995) 
22:00Comedy Central Live Join Roman Kemp from the first ever Comedy Central Live Festival in Southampton. Featuring; Rob Beckett, Katherine Ryan, Tom Rosenthal, Joel Dommett, Russell Kane, Iain Sterling, and Chris Ramsey! 
23:00South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Film When the four boys see an R-rated movie featuring Canadians Terrance & Phillip, they are pronounced "corrupted", and their parents pressure the United States to wage war against Canada. (1999) 
00:40Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar go up against the rock lifters of Tahiti in a strongman competition, where the events include a fruit race and a dance off. (S2, E04) 
01:40Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head selling their toys to focus groups, team up attaching clothes pins to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots. (S11, E08) 
02:10Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker was almost pushed into the street while in a portable toilet? Who lived down the hall from a future NBA star in college? And where did the term "hipster" come from? (S2, E20) 
02:40South Park Red Hot Catholic Love When the boys are asked whether Father Maxi has ever put anything in their butts, Cartman reasons it could be possible to poo from the mouth if you eat with your anus! (S6, E08) 
03:05South Park Free Hat Kyle, Stan, Cartman & Tweek get angry about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas' habit of altering their films with each "re-re-re-release". They go on a mission to steal the movies. (S6, E09) 
03:30The Cleveland Show You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown Cleveland's parents announce they are getting married and moving to Stoolbend. (S1, E21) 
03:55The Cleveland Show Harder, Better, Faster, Browner Kenny West is a single dad and struggling rapper whom Cleveland takes under his wing. (S2, E01) 
04:15Scrubs My Bad Too Turk decides to learn Spanish and soon realises being bilingual can only work to his advantage. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox begins a game of thievery with Dr. Kelso's breakfast. (S7, E07) 
04:35Scrubs My Manhood J.D. and Turk both try to prove their masculinity, the Janitor starts his own newspaper, 'The Janitorial', that irks Dr. Cox, and Turk's embarrassing secret is revealed. (S7, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.