This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, August 20 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Perfect Dad The kids complain that Michael is being too strict since Jay left, so they call for a family meeting where they all discuss the way they think the family should be. (S2, E03) 
08:35My Wife And Kids No Rules While Jay's away, the kids complain Michael is too strict; so he makes a bet that they can't go a week without any rules... (S2, E04) 
09:00The US Office The Job (Part 2): Jan decides to move in with a hesitant Michael, who now returns to his position as Scranton manager. Jim's interview goes well, until he finds a good-luck memento... (S3, E25) 
09:30The US Office Fun Run (Part 1): After Michael hits Meredith with his car in the carpark of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, she learns she is infected with rabies. Angela asks Dwight to care for her sick cat. (S4, E01) 
10:00The US Office Fun Run (Part 2): Feeling guilty about the incident with Meredith, Michael decides to host a "Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure". Who will win the race? (S4, E02) 
10:30The US Office Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Part 1): Jim and Pam's relationship is outed after Toby files a PDA complaint. Ryan returns to the offices for the first time since his promotion. (S4, E03) 
11:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
11:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
12:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
12:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
13:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
13:30Friends: Season 2 The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
14:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
14:30Friends: Season 2 The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancÚ's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
15:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
15:30Friends: Season 3 The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Perfect Dad The kids complain that Michael is being too strict since Jay left, so they call for a family meeting where they all discuss the way they think the family should be. (S2, E03) 
16:30My Wife And Kids No Rules While Jay's away, the kids complain Michael is too strict; so he makes a bet that they can't go a week without any rules... (S2, E04) 
17:00Friends: Season 3 The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
17:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
18:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
18:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
19:00Friends: Season 3 The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
19:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
20:00Friends: Season 3 The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
20:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
21:00The Break-Up Film When Brooke (Jennifer Aniston), an art dealer, and Gary (Vince Vaughn), a tour-bus driver, finally call it quits on their relationship, neither is willing to move out of their shared condo. (2005) 
23:05New: The Ricky Gervais Show Karl's academic predictions for the future include; everyone will be ugly and physically weaker, trousers will cease to be produced and we will blend all of our food. Vintage Pilkington (S2, E08) 
23:40New: The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include the value of discovering new species; a perturbing feature for a future car; and a documentary about a pregnant man. (S2, E09) 
00:05Impractical Jokers The guys compete in taxis, doing and saying what the guys tell them to. Then try to enlist people into helping them make messes at a grocery store. The punishment involves monster trucks! (S12, E01) 
00:35Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What is Q's favourite condiment? Which Joker really loves yacht rock? Who came up with Sal's "Ja'Crispy" nickname? And how many parents were in on the joke for Q's story time punishment? (S3, E17) 
01:00South Park Sponsored Content Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology. Meanwhile, Presidential candidate Mr Garrison is approached by an old friend with alarming news. (S19, E08) 
01:30South Park Truth and Advertising Jimmy does his best to discover living ad Leslie's plan. Principal Victoria, Caitlyn Jenner, and Mr. Garrison return to a South Park that has become unrecognizable. (S19, E09) 
02:00South Park PC Principal Final Justice With paranoia rampant, the whole of South Park goes gun crazy! All the madness means it's left to PC Principal to save the town from the evil living ad Leslie. (S19, E10) 
02:30South Park Member Berries Only a reboot of the National Anthem can save America - can the man who saved Star Wars do it? Meanwhile, Randy is enraged by politics and Cartman takes on sexist trolls. (S20, E01) 
03:00South Park Skank Hunt Stan, Kyle, and Kenny decide to take down Cartman, whom they believe to be the Internet troll. Meanwhile, the real troll (Kyle's dad!) begins to spread his trolling globally. (S20, E02) 
03:25South Park The Damned Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison (douche) goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton (turd). (S20, E03) 
03:50South Park Wieners Out Kyle attempts to bring the feud between the boys and girls to an end, but can he succeed? Meanwhile Gerald feels the pressure of his trolling and makes some surprising friends. (S20, E04) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The lads play a round of "Don't I Know You?" with complete strangers, and pose as driving school teachers. (S2, E03) 
04:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The pranksters take jobs at a garden centre, pose as deli employees, and try their luck as CPR instructors. (S2, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.