This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, January 24 2019

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08:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike clashes with Mandy's animal activist boyfriend. (S1 Ep 20) 
08:20Dance Moms Reality series. Abby makes an important announcement ahead of her open casting call in New York. She makes a bold decision that riles dance mom Kelly. (S4 Ep 7) 
09:05Dance Moms Reality series. Kira and her daughter Kalani try for a spot on Abby's competition team. As Abby grows more inattentive, Holly worries Nia will not be ready. (S4 Ep 8) 
10:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series about people on the sharp end of bad debt - and those trying to get the money back. Paul and Steve must evict a family with young children just before Christmas. (S1 Ep 2) 
11:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Eve takes a stand after learning more about her mother's job. (S2 Ep 5) 
11:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike and Ryan disagree on the subject of teaching Boyd about the harsh realities of life. (S2 Ep 6) 
12:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan visits a psychiatrist to cure him of his insomnia. (S4 Ep 8) 
12:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time. (S4 Ep 9) 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume the guise of the Solomon family. Dick has to arrange a funeral and Tommy finds himself torn between Cheryl and August. (S1 Ep 8) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and come to live on Earth. Dick discovers that Dr Albright has a brother. (S1 Ep 9) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week the agents face irate travellers, angry mums, distraught tenants and desperate debtors. (S3 Ep 10) 
15:00Neighbours Terese agrees to let Leo move back in with her - but is it for the right reasons? Sheila voices her suspicions to Yashvi on the day of Amy's return. Bea and Ned are reconciled. 
15:30Home and Away Willow tells Justin that she is no longer prepared to shut Dean out of her life. Maggie makes an emotional opening speech at her fundraiser. Raffy's medication is reassessed. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael spends hours preparing his signature sandwich only to have it scrutinised by airport security guards. (S5 Ep 22) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael is determined that Jay's graduation celebrations go without a hitch. (S5 Ep 23) 
17:008 Simple Rules Trick or Treehouse Family sitcom. Paul wants to have the family get together for one last Halloween campout in the old treehouse. (S1 Ep 7) 
17:308 Simple Rules By the Book Sitcom in which a father has to supervise his teenage daughters. Paul finds out Bridget and Kerry are lying in order to go to a concert. (S1 Ep 8) 
18:00Neighbours Terese agrees to let Leo move back in with her - but is it for the right reasons? Sheila voices her suspicions to Yashvi on the day of Amy's return. Bea and Ned are reconciled. 
18:30Home and Away Raffy goes missing during the Fund A Cure fair. Maggie takes a bold step. Brody and Justin's guitar duet attracts a mysterious woman. Ziggy and Justin are at loggerheads. 
19:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Vanessa invites the neighbours over for dinner. Eve ditches soccer practice for a friend's party. (S2 Ep 3) 
19:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Concerns grow for Ed when he reconnects with former flame Wanda. (S2 Ep 4) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Steve and Paul have a hard time evicting people for rent arrears. When they try to repossess a taxi, they discover the writ has been made against the wrong man. (S1 Ep 3) 
21:00Armageddon Film Sci-fi thriller. The US government discovers that it has just 18 days to save the world from an approaching asteroid. A motley crew of oil drillers sets out to intercept it. [AD,S] 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10Armageddon Film Sci-fi thriller. The US government discovers that it has just 18 days to save the world from an approaching asteroid. A motley crew of oil drillers sets out to intercept it. [AD,S] 
00:10Easy A Film Comedy starring Emma Stone and Penn Badgley. A student tells a white lie that spirals out of control causing her to get a reputation. (2010) 
01:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
01:15Easy A Film Comedy starring Emma Stone and Penn Badgley. A student tells a white lie that spirals out of control causing her to get a reputation. (2010) 
02:00The Boy With No Brain:... ...Extraordinary People. Documentary. Noah Wall is confounding medical science. Born with less than two per cent of a brain, three years later he is thriving and his brain has grown to 80 per cent. 
03:00Extreme Hair Wars Hair-styling contest. The first challenge requires turning the simple 'man bun' style into a fantastical look, but three out of five stylists inadvertently go samurai. (S2 Ep 2) 
03:55Access Entertainment round up. 
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