This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, May 20 2013

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09:00Gems TV - Teleshopping Beautiful genuine gemstone jewellery supplied direct from the Gems TV designers at amazing prices. A UK family-owned business, Gems TV has been creating gemstone jewellery since 2004. 
13:00The Lying Game Catch Her in the Lie Teen drama series. The Flipside Formal dance looks like it could be quite off-key when Ethan joins in the scheme to expose Sutton and Rebecca. 
14:00New Emergency Bikers In this episode, biker paramedic Mark deals with the 10-year-old victim of a hit-and-run, biker cops go undercover on the trail of boy racers and PC Lucy Watson is called to a horrific accident. 
15:00Neighbours Paul threatens to expose Mason's criminal past. Rhiannon turns the tables on an amorous Paul. Amber and Cassie's Twitter war escalates. Callum asks Rani on a date. 
15:30Home and Away John and Jett are numb with grief after Gina's death. Chris continues to make a nuisance of himself as Maddy and Spencer make plans to celebrate Spencer's birthday. 
16:00Gilmore Girls It Should've Been Lorelai Lorelai and Rory are stunned when Rory's father Christopher brings his new girlfriend to Stars Hollow. Lorelai shares her feelings about Christopher. 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Chaotic family sitcom. Malcolm can't accept Stevie's illness and makes excuses not to visit him in hospital. 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Chaotic family sitcom. Following a dream in which he is convicted on 63,000 counts of animal murder by a pig prosecutor, a cow judge and a jury of sheep, Reese becomes a vegetarian. 
18:00Malcolm In The Middle Reese is paid to take the class swot to the school dance, and Malcolm and the unpopular kids form an anti-prom and stage a protest at the official dance. 
18:205* Access All the latest celeb gossip and news. Presented by Stephanie Prentice. 
18:30Home and Away Xavier arrives back in town for the funeral. John tells Jett that while he does not know what the future holds, they are in it together. 
19:00Neighbours Paul threatens to expose Mason's criminal past. Rhiannon turns the tables on an amorous Paul. Amber and Cassie's Twitter war escalates. Callum asks Rani on a date. 
19:35My Name Is Earl Pilot The adventures of small-time crook Earl, whose life has been full of poor choices and mistakes, but who decides to change his ways when he wins a small lottery jackpot. 
20:00New: Once Upon A Time Child of the Moon Mystery fantasy drama. Ruby fears she can no longer control her inner wolf, Spencer leads the townsfolk against Charming, Red meets her mother for the first time. 
21:00X2 Film Comic-book adaptation starring Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman. The X-Men are forced to team up with their arch-enemy to combat a warmongering general. (2003) 
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