This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Saturday, September 21 2019

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
07:35A Sharp Intake of Breath The Square on the Hypotenuse Sitcom starring David Jason. Peter gets involved in Barry's complicated relationship with a married woman. S2 Ep5 
08:00As Time Goes By Visiting Rocky Adored 90s sitcom. Lionel is depressed that he's no longer a young man. Jean meets Lionel's father, a complete contrast to Lionel, who has some rather surprising news. S2 Ep3 
08:40As Time Goes By Relationships The course of love second-time-around isn't running very smoothly for Jean and Lionel. Jean is still annoyed with Lionel, and makes a play for his young publisher. S1 Ep5 
09:15As Time Goes By Picnic Two of the nation's favourite actors together in the romantic sitcom. Alistair won't take no for an answer in his pursuit of Jean. Judith, on the other hand, is after Lionel. S1 Ep6 
09:55As Time Goes By White Hunter Classic comedy. Lionel finishes his memoirs and his publisher reckons that the book really needs a picture of the author on its cover. But just what sort of picture? S2 Ep1 
10:35As Time Goes By Weekend Away An early episode of the romantic sitcom. Judith decides to go away for the weekend, leaving her mother and Lionel alone together. Will they make their feelings known? S2 Ep2 
11:10dinnerladies monday: The first episode of Victoria Wood's superb sitcom. Jean chooses padded balconettes, Stan sorts out his carpet tacks and Norman fails to deliver any granary torpedoes! S1 Ep1 
11:50dinnerladies royals: More canteen kitchen antics with Victoria Wood's loveable kitchen staff. The visit of a minor royal means decisions have to be made. Anita worries about a smooth bustline. S1 Ep2 
12:25dinnerladies scandal: Victoria Wood's brilliant entry into the world of sitcom. Julie Walters plays Bren's mum, who causes mayhem in the office with her ill-considered romance with toyboy Clint. S1 Ep3 
13:00dinnerladies moods: The late Victoria Wood's brilliant sitcom. Can Philippa's bright idea of inviting everyone's mother to the canteen for a tea party really raise the mood? Probably not. S1 Ep4 
13:40dinnerladies party: Victoria Wood's subtle, well-observed sitcom with a fine cast. Everything is going well for Bren until her mother turns up and gets a little thirsty. Julie Walters guest stars. S1 Ep5 
14:15dinnerladies nightshift: Canteen capers in Victoria Wood's brilliant comedy with a cast which includes Mavis from Corrie. With Tony away, Bren's finding it difficult to motivate Twinkle. S1 Ep6 
14:55The Vicar of Dibley Winter Dozy Alice plays Mary in the Nativity. When her waters break mid-performance, she has to check with Geraldine whether she has actually given birth to the baby Jesus! S3 Ep2 
15:50The Vicar of Dibley... ...The Easter Bunny. Dawn French stars in the much-loved sitcom. The villagers decide to give up something they love for Lent. David cruelly suggests that Geraldine gives up chocolate. Ep2 
16:40Only Fools & Horses... ...Miami Twice (Pt1). Special feature-length story with the Trotters taking a trip to the States. When Cassandra can't accompany Rodney to Miami, Del kindly steps in. 
17:50Only Fools & Horses... ...Miami Twice (Pt2). Part two of the Trotters' Miami adventures. With Del handling the accommodation and transport, naturally the pair end up in a dodgy camper van. 
19:40Only Fools and Horses: Modern Men Del buys a self-help book aimed at the modern New Man in an effort to improve his relationship with Raquel. Meanwhile, the Trotters' finances have hit an all-time low. 
21:00Bottom Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson are the slightly socially disadvantaged flatmates in the superb sitcom. Richie and Eddie are trapped on a Ferris Wheel that's due to be demolished. S3 Ep1 
21:35Bottom Following a nasty incident with three children and a pitchfork on Hallowe'en, Eddie and Richie (Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson) realise the cash potential of trick-or-treating. S3 Ep2 
22:15Bottom Anarchic sitcom with former 'Young Ones' Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. Richie and Eddie prepare for their holiday with a vigorous fitness regime. S3 Ep3 
22:55Bottom Outrageous schoolboy humour with Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall. Richie and Eddie do not need to buy a lottery ticket because Richie has devised a get-rich-quick plan of his own. S3 Ep4 
23:35Bottom Outrageous laughs with cult favourites Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson. Eddie and Richie get their revenge on Taffy O'Jones by stealing his honeymoon tickets. S3 Ep5 
00:15Bottom Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall are Eddie and Richie who seize the opportunity to grab a few minutes of television fame in the midst of a riotous carnival. S3 Ep6 
00:55Bottom Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson are the slightly socially disadvantaged flatmates in the superb sitcom. Richie and Eddie are trapped on a Ferris Wheel that's due to be demolished. S3 Ep1 
01:30Bottom Following a nasty incident with three children and a pitchfork on Hallowe'en, Eddie and Richie (Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson) realise the cash potential of trick-or-treating. S3 Ep2 
02:10Bottom Anarchic sitcom with former 'Young Ones' Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. Richie and Eddie prepare for their holiday with a vigorous fitness regime. S3 Ep3 
02:40Legends of Stand-Up and... ...Bernard Righton. Legends of Stand-Up: A fantasy comedy bill brought to life by John Thomson, including Woody Allen, Les Dawson, Victoria Wood, Lenny Henry and Larry Grayson. S1 Ep5 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home.