This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, May 25 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Darren, Mandy, Luke and Nancy make plans for a party at The Hutch. The couples all seem happy, and Mandy and Darren talk about just being friends and nothing more. 
06:30Hollyoaks Darren and Mandy meet at the Osbornes' alone - is this a recipe for disaster? Maxine is on a mission, while Tony and Diane continue to argue over Dee Dee's treatment. 
07:00Couples Come Dine with Me Couples Come Dine with Me heads to Berkshire, where three rival couples battle it out. The first pair hoping to impress are cultured types Eveleen and her ex-thespian husband Michael. 
08:00New Girl House Hunt Jess tries to get her mind off Nick. Schmidt and Cece have problems looking for their first house. Winston and Aly adjust to a long-distance romance. (S6 Ep1/22) 
08:30New Girl Hubbedy Bubby Jess and Cece jump on the campaign trail and make a bet with a disbelieving Schmidt that they can recruit new voters for the upcoming election. (S6 Ep2/22) 
09:002 Broke Girls And the Sophie Doll The girls take a bartending class so they can add cocktails to the dessert bar menu. Sophie creates a creepy lookalike doll of herself. (S6 Ep7/22) 
09:302 Broke Girls And the Duck Stamp Business booms at the dessert bar after Max and Caroline hire a popular barman with a potent signature cocktail. Sophie feels unglamorous. (S6 Ep8/22) 
10:00black-ish Colored Commentary Dre encourages the family to support each other, but he falls short of Rainbow's expectations. Zoey and Andre Jr 'volunteer' to babysit. (S1 Ep9/24) 
10:30black-ish Black Santa/White Christmas Dre campaigns to play Santa at the office Christmas party but when the head of HR wins the role, he does his best to unseat her. (S1 Ep10/24) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Twin Beds After Don asks Robin to move in with him, she decides it's time for Ted and Barney to meet him. They both react badly when they realise Robin has moved on. (S5 Ep21/24) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Robots Versus Wrestlers Lily and Marshall discuss having children, Ted mixes with a new social crowd and Barney worries that the gang is drifting apart. (S5 Ep22/24) 
12:00The Goldbergs Goldberg on the Goldbergs Beverly hears that Coach Mellor has a strained relationship with his brother. Geoff and Erica struggle with long-distance romance. (S5 Ep3) 
12:30The Goldbergs Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to reinvent herself by going to night school but Murray dislikes change and tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Convention Conundrum After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at an upmarket hotel. (S7 Ep14/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Locomotive Manipulation Love is in the air when Amy manages to convince Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15/24) 
14:00How I Met Your Mother Blitzgiving A broken oven forces the gang to spend Thanksgiving at Zoey's house, but it isn't long before she and Ted are at loggerheads once again. (S6 Ep10/24) 
14:30How I Met Your Mother The Mermaid Theory When Ted's friendship with Zoey begins to make her husband feel jealous, Lily suggests that Ted should attempt to befriend him. (S6 Ep11/24) 
15:00New Girl Cece's Boys Cece enlists Jess and Reagan to help her recruit some new models for her fledgling modelling agency. Schmidt arranges a guys' day out at a spa. (S6 Ep13/22) 
15:30New Girl The Hike Jess and Robby make a discovery about their relationship on a hike. Winston throws a surprise welcome home party for Aly at Schmidt and Cece's house. (S6 Ep14/22) 
16:00black-ish The Real World Rainbow reconnects with her old friends from college on social media and invites them over for an elaborate dinner party to impress them. (S1 Ep19/24) 
16:30black-ish Switch Hitting An executive at the advertising agency challenges Dre over his street cred. Pops gets a letter from the tax authorities and fears the worst. (S1 Ep20/24) 
17:00The Goldbergs The Hooters Adam and Murray fall out over Adam's plans to pursue a comedy career after his act in woodwork class nearly results in his teacher getting injured. (S5 Ep13) 
17:30The Goldbergs Hail Barry Barry aims to secure a spot on the high school football team but is quickly consigned to the bench by Coach Mellor for his lack of sporting prowess. (S5 Ep14) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Status Quo Combustion With potential changes affecting different aspects of his personal and professional life, Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future. (S7 Ep24/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Locomotion Interruption Leonard and Amy take an impromptu road trip to Arizona to pick up Sheldon when his epic railway journey ends in chaos. Penny has an interview. (S8 Ep1/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Leah has sold a story to a magazine and Ste is furious. An old face turns up in the village making demands. Ollie confides in Buster, while Sami pushes Kyle to continue with revenge plans. 
19:30New: black-ish Brand new series - White Breakfast: When Jack and Diane get into trouble at school, Dre and Rainbow must figure out the right balance of discipline and support for the twins. (S4 Ep15/23) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Lunar Excitation Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23/23) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Fish Guts Displacement Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10/24) 
21:00The Purge Film (2013) Dystopian thriller with Ethan Hawke. Once a year, US citizens are permitted to commit any crime they like - which is bad news for one family. Gory violence/strong language. 
22:40The Big Bang Theory The Love Car Displacement Tensions are high when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference, leaving Howard feeling threatened. (S4 Ep13/24) 
23:10The Big Bang Theory The Thespian Catalyst Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. (S4 Ep14/24) 
23:40Tattoo Fixers Victoria is in desperate need of a tattoo cover-up so she can train as a teacher. Abigail gets inked at the age of 75 and Hollie loses her cheeky chicken tattoo. (S1 Ep8/9) 
00:40Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Strictly Come Dancing, Release the Hounds, The Last Dukes, Jekyll and Hyde, TFI Friday, 24 Hours in A&E and the News? (S6 Ep8) [SL] 
01:40First Dates Lee from Leigh meets the girl of his dreams but forgets her name. Meanwhile, in a First Dates first, a mum and her son, Jane and Bobby, visit the restaurant together, each looking for love. 
02:40Rude Tube: Animals Unleashed Alex Zane goes wild with some genius animal singing mash-ups, the mole whisperer, a double dose of sharks and an unusual delivery of tropical fish. (S10 Ep6/10) 
03:35Rude Tube: Pranks and Stunts Rude Tube celebrates the greatest internet videos. This episode features skateboarding mishaps, electric shocks, incredible graffiti artists and a masterful fire farter. 
04:00Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister is back with just as cheeky and daft - if a little less rude - clips. Featuring a cat playing chess and a horse doing yoga. 
04:30Couples Come Dine with Me Couples Come Dine with Me heads to Berkshire, where three rival couples battle it out. The first pair hoping to impress are cultured types Eveleen and her ex-thespian husband Michael. 
06:00The Goldbergs Big Orange Beverly and Lainey hatch a plan to destroy Barry's favourite shirt. Murray decides to tear down the family tree house, leaving Adam distraught. (S3 Ep23/24)