This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, May 23 2013

06:00Switched Artist Joshua plays lacrosse in a kilt and gets a manicure at an all-girls sleepover, while Darcy experiences life with a brother and sister, and snowboards for an indie video. [SL] 
06:2090210 Winter Wonderland Navid is convinced that Jasper pushed him down the stairs and asks for Adrianna's help to prove his theory. 
07:05Ugly Betty The Born Identity Wilhelmina's baby, William, is kidnapped and with Christina absent from work, people begin to suspect that she has taken him. 
07:50Desperate Housewives I Guess This Is Goodbye Lynette's waters break while she is confronting the strangler. Will he help her? Meanwhile, Susan prepares to leave Wisteria Lane. 
08:40Scrubs Our True Lies A case of guilty conscience plagues the medical school when a student cheats in an exam and Dr Cox takes it out on the entire class. 
09:10Rules of Engagement Engagement Party Audrey throws Jennifer and Adam an engagement party. Meanwhile, Audrey's sister Barbara (guest star Heather Locklear) is back in town. 
09:4090210 Winter Wonderland Navid is convinced that Jasper pushed him down the stairs and asks for Adrianna's help to prove his theory. 
10:35Ugly Betty The Born Identity Wilhelmina's baby, William, is kidnapped and with Christina absent from work, people begin to suspect that she has taken him. 
11:35Charmed Lost and Bound Paige brings home an orphaned boy who is a firestarter in order to protect him from demons who want to exploit his dangerous talent. Cole proposes to Phoebe again. 
12:30Hollyoaks A heartbroken Martha makes a weighty promise, while Darren confides in an acquaintance close to his wife's heart about his part in recent events. 
13:00How I Met Your Mother The Stinsons The gang suspect Barney has a secret girlfriend when he rejects an attractive woman and they decide to follow him home, making a surprise discovery. 
13:30How I Met Your Mother Sorry Bro Lily and Marshall are dismayed when they hear that Ted is meeting up with his pretentious college girlfriend, Karen. 
14:00Scrubs Our Thanks In the series nine finale, Cole identifies his true calling in surgery, Drew finds the love of his life and Lucy gets the inspiration to become a doctor. 
14:30Scrubs Pilot With his pre-med behind him, it's John 'JD' Dorian's first day as a medical intern at the busy Sacred Heart Hospital. But his new colleagues are more challenging than he imagined. 
15:00Charmed Lost and Bound Paige brings home an orphaned boy who is a firestarter in order to protect him from demons who want to exploit his dangerous talent. Cole proposes to Phoebe again. 
16:00Rules of Engagement Time Share Adam and Jennifer agree to go away with Jeff and Audrey, even though they must sit through a timeshare sales pitch in order to get a deal on the trip. 
16:30Rules of Engagement Jen at Work Adam and Jennifer realise that living and working together is harder than they anticipated when he hires her to do some freelance work for his company. 
17:00How I Met Your Mother The Stinsons The gang suspect Barney has a secret girlfriend when he rejects an attractive woman and they decide to follow him home, making a surprise discovery. 
17:25How I Met Your Mother Sorry Bro Lily and Marshall are dismayed when they hear that Ted is meeting up with his pretentious college girlfriend, Karen. 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Robotic Manipulation Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification Sheldon realises he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. 
19:00Hollyoaks Will Tony go ahead with his plans when faced with an inconsolable Diane? Sandy's dinner party comes to an abrupt end with some shocking news, while Ste has a cunning idea. 
19:30How I Met Your Mother Purple Giraffe Ted is feeling desperate when Robin doesn't turn up to a party he invited her to as a second date and he vows to continue throwing parties until she does. 
20:00The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. 
20:30How I Met Your Mother Brand new series - The Ashtray: When Ted receives an unexpected voicemail message from his former love rival The Captain, the gang recall their last awkward encounter with him. 
21:00The New Normal Brand new series - About a Boy Scout: David goes on a hike in the countryside with a friend and his young son, and is overjoyed to be invited along on their Boy Scouts camping trip. 
21:302 Broke Girls Brand new series - And the Broken Hip: When a street performer sets up his puppet show in front of their cupcake shop, Max and Caroline fret that he will alienate their hip young customers. 
22:00What Happens in Kavos... Alcohol is on everyone's mind in a town where heavy drinking is often encouraged, but a night of boozing leaves a builder from York facing the possibility of losing a finger. 
23:05Fresh Meat A spate of muggings on campus leaves the gang concerned about their safety, while JP is confined to his bed with mumps. Kingsley makes an announcement that leaves Josie reeling. 
00:00The Big Bang Theory The Robotic Manipulation Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. 
00:30The Big Bang Theory The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification Sheldon realises he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. 
01:00Happy Endings Secrets and Limos Dave is reluctant to introduce his new girlfriend to his friends. Brad's humourless boss puts him in an awkward situation. 
01:30What Happens in Kavos... Alcohol is on everyone's mind in a town where heavy drinking is often encouraged, but a night of boozing leaves a builder from York facing the possibility of losing a finger. 
02:30Fresh Meat A spate of muggings on campus leaves the gang concerned about their safety, while JP is confined to his bed with mumps. Kingsley makes an announcement that leaves Josie reeling. 
03:10The Ricky Gervais Show Karl reminisces about an overabundance of breath mints throughout his childhood. After years of nursing a childhood leg injury, Karl visits a massage therapist with dubious credentials. 
03:40The Cleveland Show Love Rollercoaster Roberta is encouraged by her teacher to use her personality rather than her looks to get on in life and is persuaded to wear a fat suit. 
04:00Life Unexpected Homecoming Crashed Baze and Emma try to sign Candy, a high-profile client who only has eyes for Baze. Elsewhere, Lux goes to her homecoming dance hoping to see Eric. 
04:40Desperate Housewives I Guess This Is Goodbye Lynette's waters break while she is confronting the strangler. Will he help her? Meanwhile, Susan prepares to leave Wisteria Lane. 
06:00Switched Taylor from Texas swaps with Natalie, a 15-year-old overachiever already at college. While Taylor loves being a college student for a change, Natalie hates having to go back to school. [SL]