This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, January 27 2018

06:00Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister returns with the internet's most acrobatic dog, some incredible football freestylers and Jessica Alba in a stare-out contest. 
06:30Melissa & Joey Fast Times Mel's new boyfriend Noah temporarily moves in with her while his flat is being renovated, but their relationship accelerates too quickly as a result. (S3 Ep11/16) 
06:55Melissa & Joey Bad Influence When Joe and Ryder sell Mel's old belongings, they accidentally dispose of a very personal item. Mel and Joe are forced to turn to crime to get it back. (S3 Ep12/16) 
07:30Melissa & Joey Teach Your Children Joe works out an alternative payment plan when he begins dating Candice, the mother of one of the students he is tutoring to earn extra money. (S3 Ep13/16) 
07:55Melissa & Joey What Happens in Jersey (Part 1/2): Mel must take a trip to New Jersey and pose as Joe's ex-wife at a party for his dying grandmother, who doesn't realise he's divorced. (S3 Ep14/16) 
08:30Melissa & Joey What Happens in Jersey (Part 2/2): Joe and Mel are left confused when his grandmother Sofia resorts to trickery to make her grandson and his 'wife' repair their marriage. (S3 Ep15/16) 
09:00Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Essex groom Gary plans an aquatic wedding 200 miles from home. But Lauren hopes for a home counties service. Will Gary's underwater dream sink without a trace? (Ep17) 
10:00Escape from Planet Earth Film (2013) Animated family sci-fi adventure. Against all advice, a daring alien spaceman answers a distress call from the dangerous Dark Planet (which we call Earth). Will he make it back home? 
11:40Alvin and the Chipmunks... Film ...The Squeakquel: (2009) The trio of animated singing rodents return for another family adventure. This time they must cope with attending school and rivalry with a female singing group. 
13:30Toy Story That Time Forgot Animated adventure with the Toy Story characters. When Bonnie goes on a play date to Mason's house, the toys are trapped in a room with tough dinosaur action figures called the Battlesaurs. 
14:00The Goldbergs Stop Arguing and Start Thanking When Beverly invites Murray's unreliable brother Marvin to visit at Thanksgiving, she reignites their long-standing feud. (S1 Ep9/23) 
14:30The Goldbergs Shopping Erica's new job at a department store is put in jeopardy when Beverly takes advantage of her daughter's employee discount far too frequently. (S1 Ep10/23) 
15:00The Goldbergs Kara-Te On the eve of the annual high school talent show, Beverly and Murray fall out over Barry's plan to perform his martial arts routine on stage. (S1 Ep11/23) 
15:30The Goldbergs You're Under Foot When Beverly complains that Pops is spending too much time with her at home, Murray takes him back to work at the furniture shop. (S1 Ep12/23) 
16:00The Goldbergs The Other Smother While attempting to micro-manage Barry and Erica's search for college places, Beverly is pitted against a rival meddling mother. (S1 Ep13/23) 
16:30The Big Bang Theory The Isolation Permutation Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8/24) 
17:00The Big Bang Theory The Ornithophobia Diffusion Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9/24) 
17:30The Big Bang Theory The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Speckerman Recurrence Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Shiny Trinket Maneuver When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12/24) 
19:00The Big Bang Theory The Recombination Hypothesis In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13/24) 
19:30The Big Bang Theory The Beta Test Initiation Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14/24) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Discovery Dissipation Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Hesitation Ramification Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12/24) 
21:00The Inbetweeners Movie Film (2011) Gross-out comedy with Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, Blake Harrison and James Buckley. School is over, so the lads celebrate with an outrageous holiday in Crete. Very strong language/sex. 
23:00Gogglebox Including I'm a Celebrity, the Weakest Link Celebrity Special for Children in Need, Mary Berry's Country House Secrets, The Secret Life of the Zoo and Blue Planet II. (S10 Ep12) 
00:00Naked Attraction This daring show starts where some dates end: naked. Singletons pick from a selection of naked people and then they go out. Do they still feel the chemistry with their clothes on? (Ep1) [SL] 
01:10Rude Tube: Bad Trips Alex Zane presents the top 50 clips featuring the internet's greatest planes, trains and automobiles on the super silly highway, including the world's most excited trainspotter. 
02:15Gogglebox Including I'm a Celebrity, the Weakest Link Celebrity Special for Children in Need, Mary Berry's Country House Secrets, The Secret Life of the Zoo and Blue Planet II. (S10 Ep12) 
03:10Naked Attraction This daring show starts where some dates end: naked. Singletons pick from a selection of naked people and then they go out. Do they still feel the chemistry with their clothes on? (Ep1) [SL] 
04:05The Goldbergs Brand new series - Jackie Likes Star Trek: Adam and Jackie fall out over which Halloween costumes to wear. As Lainey visits Erica at college, Barry plots to be reunited with her. (S5 Ep5) 
04:30How I Met Your Mother Knight Vision Ted finds himself with three prospects to be his date for the wedding weekend, but he chooses poorly about which of the women to spend time with. (S9 Ep6/24) 
04:50How I Met Your Mother No Questions Asked Daphne sends a text message to Lily revealing the truth about Marshall becoming a judge. Marshall begs Ted to sneak into Lily's room and delete it. (S9 Ep7/24) 
05:15Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister returns with a wealth of clips. Featuring a police chase in the living room, some mind-blowing monks and very naughty cats. 
06:00Hollyoaks Omnibus Mandy prepares for the happiest day of her life, while Scarlett threatens to ruin the wedding. Maggie fulfils her bucket list, while Nancy is heartbroken by Darren's lies.