This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, November 28 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim is angry when the family guinea pig swallows an eraser, forcing him to pay for an expensive operation. (S6 Ep 3) 
08:20Gilmore Girls Jews and Chinese Food Drama series. Lorelai, disappointed by the ending of her relationship with Luke, is upset further when she finds that his boat is no longer in her garage. (S5 Ep 15) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Pingu The adventures of the clumsy young penguin. Pinga is ill and Pingu is told to look after her, fetching her cookies and milk. He thinks it wouldn't be too bad being ill. (S7 Ep 6) 
09:25Pingu The animated adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is always up to mischief. Pinga hides in a box so she can jump out at people. (S6 Ep 7) 
09:35Thomas and Friends Not So Slow Coaches Annie and Clarabel are coupled to Caitlin by mistake, they get a taste of what going fast is really like and Thomas worries he might lose them forever. (S18 Ep 2) 
09:50Floogals Animation. The Floogals accidentally erase Dad Hooman's work while investigating his pencil, and must redraw it all before he notices. (S1 Ep 13) 
10:00Fireman Sam CGI-animation. When one of Sam's presents goes wrong, it ends up with James, Hannah, Dilys and Sam's birthday cake all careening through town and right into the sea! (S10 Ep 2) 
10:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The Pirates and the Ninjas line up for their annual tug-of-war contest in Daredale, but someone has cut the rope! (S1 Ep 23) 
10:30Little Princess I'm Going to Win the Rosette Regal larks. It is the castle's annual pet talent contest, and Little Princess is determined to win the golden rosette. (S3 Ep 11) 
10:45Simon Animation. Simon has a spare Chocosaurus toy, but which of his two best friends should he give it to - Ferdinand and Mamadou want him to choose! (S1 Ep 25) 
10:55Mofy Animated series. Something strange has happened to the plant. Who could have made it disappear? (S1 Ep 12) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:05Dance Moms Reality series. Maddie and Mackenzie sit down with Abby and give an exclusive take on their Dance Moms journey. (S6 Ep 22) 
12:058 Simple Rules Drummer Boy - Part 2: A smitten Bridget takes drastic steps and decides to follow her drum instructor Ben (ex-Backstreet Boy Nick Carter) all the way to Ohio. (S1 Ep 18) 
12:358 Simple Rules Cool Parent Paul finds himself at a house party that gets out of control. He is deemed a 'cool parent', which cannot save him from the wrath of the other parents. (S1 Ep 19) 
13:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael, wanting some time alone in the house, makes a deal with Jay to guarantee some quiet moments. However, a power cut ruins his plans. (S3 Ep 15) 
13:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy in which a father looks after the kids when his wife takes a job as a stockbroker. Michael is up for a business award, and assumes he'll win. (S3 Ep 16) 
14:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series featuring victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom. A couple who invest in a community centre for children discover that squatters have moved in. (S1 Ep 5) 
15:00Neighbours Mark and Tyler search the bush for Louise. Paige questions their relationship with Mark. The launch of the Flame Tree Retreat is in danger of going badly wrong. 
15:30My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. An old friend of Michael's pays a visit. (S3 Ep 12) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with his wealthy relatives. Will and Carlton are invited to apply for the Phi Beta Gamma fraternity. (S4 Ep 8) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. As a result of her successful TV career, Hilary is invited to pose nude for Playboy. (S4 Ep 9) 
17:00According to Jim US sitcom. Andy's new metal detector uncovers Jim's long-lost wedding ring, causing a problem for Jim, who has been hiding the fact that he lost it for years. (S6 Ep 14) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. When Andy tries to sell the barbecue that Jim gave him as a gift, a rift develops between them. (S6 Ep 15) 
18:00Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Eddie is forced to make friends with the new kid at school. Louis hires a 'real cowboy' at his restaurant. (S1 Ep 8) 
18:30Neighbours Mark and Tyler search the bush for Louise. Paige questions their relationship with Mark. The launch of the Flame Tree Retreat is in danger of going badly wrong. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Philip is advised to lose weight but he soon slips back into his old ways. (S4 Ep 10) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will plans to introduce his recently divorced professor to his cousin Hilary. (S4 Ep 11) 
20:00100% Hotter: Make Me Over Makeover series. Super-stylists Karen, Dan and Melissa work to improve the score of baggy-dressing performing arts teacher Hannah and humdrum mum Molly. (S3 Ep 3) 
21:00Bulletproof Monk Film Martial arts comedy starring Chow Yun-Fat and Seann William Scott. A Tibetan monk enlists the help of a pickpocket in order to protect an immortality-giving scroll from Nazis. (2003) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Bulletproof Monk Film Martial arts comedy starring Chow Yun-Fat and Seann William Scott. A Tibetan monk enlists the help of a pickpocket in order to protect an immortality-giving scroll from Nazis. (2003) 
23:05Blade Trinity Film Action sequel starring Wesley Snipes and Kris Kristofferson. The comic book hero joins forces with a team of demon-hunters to sabotage Dracula's attempt at an Armageddon. (2004) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Blade Trinity Film Action sequel starring Wesley Snipes and Kris Kristofferson. The comic book hero joins forces with a team of demon-hunters to sabotage Dracula's attempt at an Armageddon. (2004) 
01:15New: No-End House Horror anthology series. Jules and Margot have made it out of the House. Seth startles them during a heart-to-heart, only to reveal that Margot's dad has followed them. (S2 Ep 5) 
02:10Wentworth Prison Graphic drama series. Ferguson puts her plan to kill Bea into action. Liz learns that Sonia is probably a serial killer. Maxine leaves for a double mastectomy. (S4 Ep 8) 
03:15Aftermath Fantasy drama. The family splits up to cover more ground, but there are now volcanos and shape-shifting body-snatchers to add to the list of horrors. (S1 Ep 6) 
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