This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, February 28 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
09:30Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include Foaming Sidewalk Swing Set with Zip Line (S2, E04) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Save the Last Trance for Me While at a magic show, Will is unknowingly hypnotized and begins to act like a child at the ring of a bell. (S5, E21) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air To Thine Own Self Be Blue... and Gold: A lifelong friend of Philip's visits the family and tries to persuade Will to do something illegal for him. Carlton and Hilary both try online dating. (S5, E22) 
14:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cold Feet, Hot Body Will meets a new student at the university who seems determined to be Will's girlfriend despite the fact that he is engaged. (S5, E23) 
14:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love in an Elevator: The guys are throwing a bachelor party for Will. On the way, Will, Carlton, and Jazz get stuck in an elevator. They recall past events for each of them. (S5, E24) 
15:00Two And A Half Men Just Like Buffalo When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, they decide that Charlie's home is an unfit home for him. Charlie brings the charm. (S1, E23) 
15:30Two And A Half Men Can You Feel My Finger? After yet another pregnancy scare, Charlie opts for a vasectomy. Charlie's doctor recommends freezing some sperm, but things don't quite go to plan. (S1, E24) 
16:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode three sisters, a rapping reverend and a balloon sculptor battle it out. (S2, E05) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
19:00Scrubs My Fault With the wedding day approaching, the pressure is getting to Turk and Carla. J.D.'s feelings for Elliot ruin his relationship with Danni (Tara Reid) - does he really want Elliot? (S3, E20) 
19:30Scrubs My Self-Examination It is the eve of the wedding and the pressure is getting to Turk, especially as he has to write his own vows. J.D. just cannot decide on his true feelings for Elliot. (S3, E21) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 1): Motivated by the promise of a new beachside burger joint, Bob conspires with Felix to convince Mr. Fischoeder to sell Wonder Wharf. (S4, E21) 
20:30Bob's Burgers World Wharf II The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 2): It's Linda and the kids to the rescue when Felix takes desperate measures - putting Bob in danger! (S4, E22) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl Gene's musical based on Die Hard isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night. (S5, E01) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Tina and the Real Ghost Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the basement. Word of the ghost sends two "ghost hunters" to the restaurant. (S5, E02) 
22:00South Park: Season 10 ManBearPig Ex U.S. Vice President Al Gore visits South Park Elementary and warns the pupils about ManBearPig, a monster which is "half man, half bear and half pig" - you can't be "cereal"! (S10, E06) 
22:30South Park: Season 10 Tsst Cartman's mum realizes she can no longer control him, so attempts to get help from various reality TV experts. Only when she recruits the "Dog Whisperer" do results start to happen. (S10, E07) 
22:558 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Ulrika Jonsson, Michael McIntyre, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Johnny Vegas. (S4, E05) 
23:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Lee Mack, Bill Oddie, Fiona Allen and Griff Rhys Jones. (S4, E06) 
00:00Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live Recorded at the world famous Hammersmith Apollo, Sean Lock is at his unstoppable best as we join him at the height of his 2010 sell-out tour of Britain and Ireland. 
01:00The Chris Ramsey Show Chris Ramsey is back! Recorded live in his basment every week, join him and his celebrity guests for daft games, ludicrous challenges, and physical feats! 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air As the Will Turns Will finds out what it is like to have a woman in his life that controls things. Also, Will lands a part in a soap opera and begins to see himself as a major star. (S5, E20) 
01:558 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Ulrika Jonsson, Michael McIntyre, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Johnny Vegas. (S4, E05) 
02:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Lee Mack, Bill Oddie, Fiona Allen and Griff Rhys Jones. (S4, E06) 
03:00Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live Recorded at the world famous Hammersmith Apollo, Sean Lock is at his unstoppable best as we join him at the height of his 2010 sell-out tour of Britain and Ireland. 
03:45Workaholics The Fabulous Murphy Sisters Alice's freewheeling sister (Whitney Cummings) visits the office and teaches the guys how to please a woman. (S6, E08) 
04:05Billy On The Street Billy Eichner tests the pop culture knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York City. Games include: "She Clucks or She Sucks" and "Would Lena Dunham **** that Cartoon Character". (S3, E04) 
04:30The Middle The Interview Mike finds dinosaur bones in the quarry. Unfortunately, this closes the quarry while the bones are analysed, putting Mike temporarily out of work. (S1, E13) 
04:50The Middle The Yelling Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they agree to do their school work and chores without her intervention. Meanwhile, Mike reluctantly takes a night job as a driver. (S1, E14) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Is From Mars When Philip notices that Will and Lisa are having regular arguments, he decides to set them up on a course of pre-marital counselling. (S5, E17) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Wedding Show (Psyche!): Feeling that their opinions and feelings are being ignored, Will and Lisa run off to Las Vegas to get married. Isaac Hayes guest stars. (S5, E18) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.