This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, August 21 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel Tina has an upcoming weekend away at a heroine conference and Linda jumps at the opportunity to join her as a chaperone. (S7, E13) 
06:20Bob's Burgers Aquaticism When Tina learns that the Touch n' Sea Aquarium is in danger of shutting down, Gene and Louise decide to help her come up with a plan to save it. (S7, E14) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
09:30Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
10:00Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
10:35Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
11:00The Middle While You Were Sleeping Frankie and Mike's date night is ruined when both fall asleep, Axl and Brick try to invent the next big thing, and Sue is invited to the prom by a store greeter. (S6, E22) 
11:30The Middle Mother's Day Reservations Mike's incompetence threatens to ruin Frankie's Mother's Day. Meanwhile, Frankie asks the kids how they would differ from her as parents. (S6, E23) 
12:00The Middle The Graduate Sue prepares for graduation and worries the day won't go perfectly, Brick gets the opportunity to skip a year in school and Axl grows concerned about Devin's summer pictures. (S6, E24) 
12:30The Middle Not Your Brother's Drop Off The Hecks prepare to drop off Sue & Axl at college, but face obstacles. Brick is worried when Cindy says they should take their relationship to the "next level". (S7, E01) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Families Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos ever. From goofy grandparents to disastrous dads to mothers who definitely don't know best. (S3, E13) 
13:30Most Ridiculous U.S. Of A. This time we give the good old US of A the MR treatment. Greg James watches the American dream become a nightmare with cowboy cock-ups, patriotic pratfalls and loads of all American idiots. (S3, E14) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Troublemakers This time all manner of troublemakers are getting the Most Ridiculous treatment. We've got woeful wrong un's, bungling burglars, and some truly calamitous cops. Greg James is your guide. (S3, E15) 
14:30Most Ridiculous European Vacation Pack your bags as we go on a European Vacation. Greg James is on a whistle-stop tour featuring French fools, bonkers Brits, silly Swedes and a host of other nations unified in stupidity. (S3, E16) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Workers This time workers are getting the Most Ridiculous treatment. Just the job if you're after bungling builders, stupid sales assistants, and waiters throwing a wobbly. Narrated by Greg James. (S3, E17) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Action Heroes This time it's action heroes getting the MR treatment. So standby as Greg James bring us silly show-offs, stupid stunts, terrible tricks, and some truly incapable caped crusaders. (S3, E18) 
16:00Lip Sync Battle: Nicole Richie Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Reality TV star Nicole Richie and renowned comedy actor John Michael Higgins go head-to-head. (S3, E15) 
16:30Lip Sync Battle: Spider-Man In this "Spider-Man: Homecoming" special, Tom Holland (aka Spider-Man) faces off against Zendaya (aka Michelle "MJ" Jones) - featuring songs by Rihanna and Bruno Mars! (S3, E16) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ol' Ball and Chain: Jazz announces he's about to get married to a woman recently released from prison. When she's alone with Will, she makes a pass at him. What to do? (S4, E20) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Harder They Fall Will finds himself stranded in a mountain forest with his new girlfriend's disagreeable father, Augustus, after having crash-landed in a plane. (S4, E21) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air M is for the Many Things She Gave Me When Phil's former college girlfriend, Janice (Pam Grier), visits the Banks family, she attempts to seduce an unwilling Will. (S4, E22) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mother's Day When Jazz and his wife try unsuccessfully to conceive a child, they ask Will to "father" the baby. Phil challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts. (S4, E23) 
19:00My Wife And Kids Perfect Dad The kids complain that Michael is being too strict since Jay left, so they call for a family meeting where they all discuss the way they think the family should be. (S2, E03) 
19:30My Wife And Kids No Rules While Jay's away, the kids complain Michael is too strict; so he makes a bet that they can't go a week without any rules... (S2, E04) 
20:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
20:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
21:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to convince people of the existence of obscure places, pick their "poison" in a park and try to find a house sitter despite the other guys. (S3, E09) 
21:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys shake hands with strangers, spin the "Wheel of Doom", and work at a hibachi restaurant. The loser has to pose as a psychic in front of a crowd. (S3, E10) 
22:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
22:30Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
23:00South Park Cat O*gy (1): Stan's sister Shelley babysits Cartman and invites her unsuitable boyfriend, Skyler, to join her. Meanwhile Cartman's cat is on heat and it's not long before he's got company! (S3, E07) 
23:30South Park Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub (2): Stan and his parents go to a party at Mr Mackey's but when the boys make a prank phone call to the police they surround the house and are ready to open fire. (S3, E08) 
00:00South Park Jewbilee (3): As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness for a Jew Scouts Jewbilee. Kenny tags along and takes on the king of the woods... (S3, E09) 
00:30South Park Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery The boys are being plagued by the 5th graders and South Park is overrun by Pirate Ghosts. Nu-Metal band Korn must save the day! (Scooby-Doo parody). (S3, E10) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the perfect football song, a naked art project, Mr Asbo the swan, porn lovers in America, and the baby weeping content in Tokyo. 
02:00Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
03:00Broad City Fattest Asses Abbi thinks she's too nice, so she tries out a bad-tempered personality when she and Ilana attend a swanky party, where they meet some interesting DJs. (S1, E05) 
03:20Teachers Passive Eggressive A trip to the gynaecologist sends Ms. Watson and her ticking biological clock into a tailspin, while Ms. Cannon and Ms. Snap prepare for the dreaded standardised testing. (S2, E12) 
03:40The Chris Ramsey Show Chris Ramsey welcomes comedian Desiree Burch, TV presenter Laura Whitmore, and Coronation Street's Jennie McAlpine to his basement for daft games, ludicrous challenges, and physical feats! (S2, E06) 
04:05Bob's Burgers Bob Day Afternoon Bob and Linda decide to take an opportunity to promote their restaurant when a bank robbery/hostage situation explodes across the street. (S2, E02) 
04:30Are We There Yet? Suzanne meets a relationship expert and becomes convinced that she and Nick are having compatibility issues. (S2, ep23) 
04:50Are We There Yet? Suzanne is tired of being the bad cop and Nick being the good cop with the kids, so they decide to switch places. (S2, ep24) 
05:15The Middle The Graduate Sue prepares for graduation and worries the day won't go perfectly, Brick gets the opportunity to skip a year in school and Axl grows concerned about Devin's summer pictures. (S6, E24) 
05:35The Middle Not Your Brother's Drop Off The Hecks prepare to drop off Sue & Axl at college, but face obstacles. Brick is worried when Cindy says they should take their relationship to the "next level". (S7, E01) 
06:00Bob's Burgers Ain't Miss Debatin Tina unexpectedly finds success and a relationship with Henry when she is recruited by Wagstaff's debate team. (S7, E15)