This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Thursday, March 28 2019

06:00Sam & Cat Salmon Cat Sam & Cat must rename their babysitting business, because it's too similar to a TV show from the 1970s. They track down the show's creators and resolve a long feud. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
06:31Knight Squad Tonight, Two Knight Sir Gareth binds Arc and Ciara with Magical Friendship Bracelets, from which they can only be released by demonstrating sincere kindness toward each other. (S1, ep 5) 
07:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Three Men and a Mae B: With Mom away for the weekend, Dawn gets in the middle of a secret crush quadrangle when the boys reveal that they have started to see Mae differently. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD. 
07:31The Thundermans Thunder in Paradise - Part 1: The Thundermans are off to Hawaii for summer vacation, but Phoebe has absorbed Dark Mayhem's evil powers, and is all set on world domination. (S4, ep 20) Also in HD. 
08:00The Thundermans Thunder in Paradise - Part 2: The Thundermans are off to Hawaii for summer vacation, but Phoebe has absorbed Dark Mayhem's evil powers, and is all set on world domination. (S4, ep 21) Also in HD. 
08:31Game Shakers Secret Level When Hudson releases false information about a secret level in a game, Game Shakers is besieged by angry, crazy fans. Babe goes on a date with Mason Kendal. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD. 
09:00The Thundermans Doubles Trouble Phoebe signs up for a tennis tournament to win a membership at Link's family's country club. She enlists Max to use his powers to help, but her plans go awry. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD. 
09:31The Thundermans It's Not What You Link Max and Link fight, so Phoebe helps them become friends. When Link starts spending more time with Max than her, Phoebe's plan may have worked too well. (S2, ep 21) Also in HD. 
10:00Henry Danger Text, Lies, & Video When a video of Henry and Ray transforming into Kid Danger and Captain Man gets out, Henry must get it back so that his secret identity isn't revealed. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD. 
10:31Henry Danger Opposite Universe Henry and Charlotte are transported into an opposite universe where Ray and Schwoz are evil and want to destroy Piper. They must figure out how to get back. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD. 
11:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Odd Quad Out Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, and Dawn are sick of being lumped together as "The Quads" until another set of quadruplets makes them wonder if they are even all related. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD. 
11:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Keeping Up With the Quadashians After watching their favourite show, the Quads decide their lives are every bit as "reality TV" worthy, and decide to make a show of their own. (S3, ep 3) Also in HD. 
12:00School of Rock The band finally has the chance to get their music to a super producer, but when they fail to impress, they must decide whether to keep the band together at all. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD. 
12:31The Thundermans Max finally declares his independence from his parents' house rules and moves to his friend's house, where they only rule is that there are no rules! (S4, ep 28) Also in HD. 
13:00Henry Danger Sick & Wired Thinking that Henry is not telling the truth about being sick, Ray plants cameras and microphones in Henry's house to catch him in a lie. (S4, ep 4) 
13:31Henry Danger Brawl in the Hall When Charlotte is challenged to a fight at school, Captain Man and Kid Danger step in to try and help Charlotte defend herself. (S4, ep 5) 
14:00Sam & Cat BrainCrush Sam and Cat notice that everyone is becoming obsessed with a new phone game called Brain Crush. The game even distracts the audience at Cat's one woman show. (S1, ep 26) Also in HD. 
14:31Victorious Opposite Date Tori and Beck go on an "Opposite Date" where they do things that people would never do on a real date. Suspicious, Jade gets Cat to help her follow them. (S3, ep 17) Also in HD. 
15:00Game Shakers The Trip Trap Babe and Kenzie are suspicious of Trip's new fame-hungry girlfriend and are determined to find out if she's using him to get closer to Double G. (S2, ep 16) Also in HD. 
15:31Henry Danger Grave Danger When Ray starts behaving strangely, Henry and Charlotte investigate and are surprised to discover what's been causing it. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD. 
16:00School of Rock Taking Care of Business For a school business assignment, Zack has classmates invest in Lawrence's future. Summer and Tomika help Dewey study to earn his teaching credential. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD. 
16:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Doggy Door Afternoon Squishy Paws runs away when the Quads are home alone, so they must work together to find him before their parents get home. (S2, ep 16) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans Give Me a Breakup Phoebe's relationship with her superhero boyfriend is put to the test when he is offered an assignment overseas. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD. 
17:31Henry Danger Toon In For Danger When Henry and Ray get a copy of the new Kid Danger & Captain Man cartoon and see that it's horrible, they must hurry to fix the cartoon before the big premiere party. (S4, ep 11) 
18:00I am Frankie I Am Planning an Escape Frankie is determined to rescue Andrew and the gang turns to Tammy for help. Andrew pays the price for refusing to cooperate with WARPA. (S2, ep 3) 
18:31The Thundermans Thunder in Paradise - Part 1: The Thundermans are off to Hawaii for summer vacation, but Phoebe has absorbed Dark Mayhem's evil powers, and is all set on world domination. (S4, ep 20) Also in HD. 
19:00The Thundermans Thunder in Paradise - Part 2: The Thundermans are off to Hawaii for summer vacation, but Phoebe has absorbed Dark Mayhem's evil powers, and is all set on world domination. (S4, ep 21) Also in HD. 
19:31The Thundermans Dopple-Gamers Billy and Nora bond with an outgoing pair of teens at a gamer's convention, making Max and Phoebe aware of much they have been neglecting their younger siblings. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD. 
20:00Victorious Pilot After Tori fills in for her sister in a musical showcase, she's asked to enrol at an elite performing arts high school. But once there, she wonders if she'll ever fit in. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD. 
20:31The Thundermans It's Not What You Link Max and Link fight, so Phoebe helps them become friends. When Link starts spending more time with Max than her, Phoebe's plan may have worked too well. (S2, ep 21) Also in HD. 
21:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn A Brief Case of Popularity Nicky, Dicky, and Dawn try to get in with the coolest kids in school, but must stop Ricky from making himself, and them by association, look uncool. (S2, ep 21) Also in HD. 
21:31Sam & Cat Mad About Shoe When Sam eats the meatballs Cat prepared for a special dinner, Cat must make more. Cat gets distracted when she finds a shoe and tries to find its matching pair. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD 
22:00Instant Mom James Goes Pro James gets recruited by a professional video gaming team, but finds out that his dream isn't all it's cracked up to be. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD. 
22:31Instant Mom Sanders Again When Aaron's imaginary friend "Sanders" comes back, Stephanie is worried that she is spending too much time working. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD. 
23:00iCarly iStage An Intervention Carly intervenes when Spencer becomes addicted to a video game. Sam makes Freddie think that he's suffering bad luck when he won't forward a chain email. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD. 
23:31iCarly iOwe You Sam is insulted when Freddie accuses her of not paying back the money she borrows. Sam tries everything she can think of to pay them back - even getting an actual job! (S2, ep 6) Also in HD. 
00:00Renford Rejects Best Laid Plans When the Rejects humiliate Terry, he decides he is going to get his own back. (S3, ep 5) 
00:25Summer in Transylvania Kiss of the Wolfboy Summer signs up to play the lead in Stoker High's annual school musical. Heidi tells her that it's a bad idea - it won't be like anything else she's ever done before! (S1, ep 7) 
00:50SpongeBob SquarePants New Student Starfish Patrick becomes the new student in SpongeBob's class, and keeps getting SpongeBob in trouble, until SpongeBob loses two gold stars from his "Good Noodle" chart. 
01:00Genie in the House Cuckoo In The Lamp When Emma rubs the magic lamp, a new genie appears. He says his name is Abdab and he claims to be the rightful resident of the lamp! (S1, ep 9) 
01:30House of Anubis House of Truth Eddie and KT team up to find out what her key is for. Alfie tells Amber who her bracelet really belongs to. Then they find a message in the packaging. (S3, ep3) Also in HD. 
01:55Winx Club The Alfea Natural Park Faragonda shows Roxy and the Winx the Alfea Natural Park, which she created to welcome the last specimens of Fairy Animals in the Magic Dimension. (S7, ep 1) Also in HD. 
02:20SpongeBob SquarePants Sailor Mouth SpongeBob and Patrick discover a bad word. They don't know what it means, but they use it as much as possible, which doesn't impress Mr Krabs at all. 
02:30Max & Shred The Freeriding Family Mashup Alvin and Juliet have been dating for a while and Juliet wants their parents to meet. But what seems like a harmless idea quickly escalates! (S2, ep 6) Also in HD. 
03:00Renford Rejects Renford Radio When the regular host doesn't show up, Stewart lands a job as a talk show host giving advice to late night callers. It's not long before he becomes a shock jock. (S3, ep 9) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania Dawn of the Matchmaker Summer is the Matchmaker, and she is going to help Bobby find the perfect girlfriend. Heidi is not convinced! What could possibly go wrong? (S1, ep 17) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants Wet Painters SpongeBob and Patrick are wreaking havoc on the Krusty Krab, so Mr. Krabs decides to give them a job. He tells them to paint his living room with some permanent paint. Very permanent! 
04:00Genie in the House Cuckoo In The Lamp When Emma rubs the magic lamp, a new genie appears. He says his name is Abdab and he claims to be the rightful resident of the lamp! (S1, ep 9) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Treachery Eddie realises there's a traitor amongst the Sibunas, but who? Frobisher demands a new sinner for Ammut's collection and Mara has a new plan to shame Jerome. (S3, ep31) Also in HD. 
05:00Winx Club Beware of the Wolf Miele comes to help the fairies, and Flora gets the idea of helping nature itself with her own Butterflix special spell. (S7, ep 7) Also in HD. 
05:31Max & Shred The Alt-Ctrl-Shifty Laptop Burn Alvin decides to get a sponsor (like Max), but when his free laptop proves to be a bust Alvin is faced with a difficult dilemma. (S1, ep 10) 
06:00Sam & Cat My Poober Sam and Cat are charged with getting a babysitting client to give up her "Poober" - her ratty old stuffed animal. This proves more difficult than it first appears. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD.