This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, December 16 2019

06:00Sunny Bunnies Animated exploits of five colourful balls of light. The Bunnies descend on an outdoor skittle alley, where Big Boo's bubble gum adds a challenging new aspect to the game. (S2 Ep 16) 
06:05Peppa Pig The Train Ride Pig tales. Madame Gazelle takes Peppa and her friends on a train ride, where they must tick off what they see on their activity sheets. (S3 Ep 18) 
06:10Peppa Pig Granny Pig's Chickens Pig tales. Granny Pig shows Peppa and George her poultry. Elsewhere, something has been eating Grandpa Pig's lettuces. (S1 Ep 36) 
06:15Peppa Pig Potato City Peppa and her family visit a new theme park where there is lots of fun to be had with vegetables. (S4 Ep 1) 
06:20Mofy Animated series. On a beautiful but harsh winter day, a flustered Mogu tells Mofy that a little hedgehog has fallen down in a hole and is unable to climb back up. (S1 Ep 15) 
06:25Wissper CGI-animation. Wissper helps two polar bears who have fallen out, because Bert has lost Barry's present and Barry thinks that Bert has forgotten his birthday. (S1 Ep 26) 
06:35Noddy Toyland Detective Animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. Who ruined Queen Sparklewings' beautiful painting that she planned to use in her Story-Time? (S2 Ep 36) 
06:45Fireman Sam Snowball of Doom Animation. Mike is hit by a giant snowball caused by Norman and Derek's snowboarding obstacle course. (S8 Ep 18) 
06:55New: Thomas & Friends: Big... ...World! Big Adventures! CGI animated escapades of the little blue engine. When Thomas fails to turn up for a routine stop on a snowy day, Percy thinks he has had an accident and panics. (S23 Ep 20) 
07:10Shane the Chef Animated series about a chef and his daughter. Shane and Sam are adrift in the open sea with a mischievous marlin. How will they catch sardines for the day's menu? (S1 Ep 53) 
07:25Peppa Pig Animated antics of a lovable piglet. When Daddy Pig gets a parking ticket, Peppa and George learn that adults have rules just like children - and get told off too! (S6 Ep 7) 
07:35Peppa Pig Snow Animated series about a lovable little pig. It's snowing outside, so Peppa and George must wear their hats and scarves. (S1 Ep 12) 
07:45Top Wing Animated series about trainee bird rescue-cadets. When Swift hurts his wing, Timmy Turtle has to help pilot the Flash-Wing to rescue T and Shelly. (S1 Ep 47) 
08:00PAW Patrol Pups on Ice CGI animated series. The pups' friend Alex runs into some trouble while showing off during a snowboarding session. Ryder and the pups must stage a daring rescue. (S1 Ep 11) 
08:15Floogals Animated series about three tiny aliens exploring our world. The Floogals find a damaged birds' nest at the bottom of a tree, so they set about repairing it. (S3 Ep 6) 
08:30Becca's Bunch Animated series about an adventurous little bird with a bobble hat. Inspired by Pops' favourite comic book, Becca creates her own bunch of superheroes. (S1 Ep 11) 
08:50Little Princess 2D-animated series about an inquisitive little girl who lives in a castle. Princess is thrilled when Algie comes to stay, but he is missing something from home... (S4 Ep 12) 
09:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston's Birthday Animated children's series. In this episode, poor Gaston the ladybird has never had a birthday party! But that changes when King Thistle finds out. (S2 Ep 50) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. (S1) 
11:15Christmas Catch Film Seasonal crime rom-com. starring Lauren Holly and Genelle Williams. A detective goes undercover to catch a diamond thief, but finds herself falling for the charming suspect. (2018) 
12:50Neighbours Harlow and Roxy seek a potential donor in David's psychopathic half-brother Robert. Claudia confronts Finn about his true feelings and learns where he stands with Bea and Elly. 
13:20Christmas Harmony Film Festive romance. starring Kelley Jakle and Chandra Wilson. Dumped by her pop star boyfriend, Harmony returns to her hometown to rediscover the music of home. (2018) 
15:00Christmas Heist Film Seasonal drama starring Vivica A Fox and Lacey Chabert. An ex-con is forced to scope out a family jeweller's store, but finds himself falling for the owner's daughter. (2011) 
16:455 News National and international news. 
17:00Friends Monica's cooking gets bad press. Rachel gets upset when a cute salesgirl flirts with Ross. Phoebe gives Chandler some coaching for an interview. (S8 Ep 21) 
17:30Friends When Rachel goes past her due date, the pain makes her increasingly irritable and willing to try anything to speed up the baby's arrival. (S8 Ep 22) 
18:00Neighbours Harlow and Roxy seek a potential donor in David's psychopathic half-brother Robert. Claudia confronts Finn about his true feelings and learns where he stands with Bea and Elly. 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00New: World's Strongest Man 2019 Strongman competition. Action from the Sheffield Arena where the athletes look to book a place in the World Finals. Tests include Log Press, Dead Lift and Atlas Stones. (Ep 1) 
20:00Traffic Cops Action-packed observational documentary series with Jamie Theakston. At Christmas, the traffic cops have their hands full as drunks end up getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep 21) 
21:00New: Chris Tarrant: Extreme... ...Railway Journeys. Travelogue series. Chris is on a mission to visit all four corners of the Emerald Isle in just six days, on an aging network than has seen better days. (S6 Ep 4) 
22:00Police Code Zero: Officer Under... ...Attack. Documentary series exposing dangerous situations faced by our police forces. PCs Ben, Launa and Rafal thought they were attending a simple case of neighbours arguing. (S1 Ep 4) 
23:05Hoarders: Landfill In My Living... ...Living Room. Documentary about people who can't let go of things. Susan's hoarding has left her unable to get upstairs, but with a cancer diagnosis, she needs a clean place to rest. (S1 Ep 1) 
00:05Cruising with Jane McDonald Travelogue show. Jane rides a sumptuous steam train from the peak of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, boards a luxury river ship to Bratislava, and visits Dracula's castle. (S5 Ep 3) 
01:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. (S1) 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10NCIS: New Orleans Drama series. The team investigate the murder of a drone pilot who was looking for evidence that someone didn't want to be discovered. (S2 Ep 4) 
04:00NCIS: New Orleans The team are joined by an Australian agent who ruffles a few feathers when she tries to call the shots in the investigation into the murder of one of her countrymen. (S2 Ep 5) 
04:45The Funny Thing... Talking heads show. Johnny Vegas illuminates the minefield of Christmas rituals and traditions, with a host of familiar faces offering up some Christmas confessions. (S1 Ep 4) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 8) 
06:00Sunny Bunnies Animated exploits of five colourful balls of light. Whoever wins a game of darts will get a large chocolate cake as a prize. Hopper resorts to all kinds of tricks to win. (S2 Ep 17)