This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, October 21 2019

06:00Wissper Animation. Doris Loris is bored of being cute and wants to be scary. Wissper asks Kev Crocodile to give her lessons, hoping that he will deter her. (S2 Ep 16) 
06:10Peppa Pig Spring Pig tales. Grandpa Pig organises a chocolate egg hunt for Peppa and her friends. Will the piglets track down the treats? (S3 Ep 33) 
06:15Peppa Pig Miss Rabbit's Helicopter Pig tales. Miss Rabbit takes Peppa and her family for a ride in her rescue helicopter. (S3 Ep 34) 
06:20Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa's family is staying at Cousin Chloe's house. It's been a long day and everyone is sleepy. But baby Alexander keeps everyone awake with his crying! (S4 Ep 23) 
06:25Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series based on Enid Blyton's popular character. Noddy must find out who broke Pat-Pat's magic box so that she can do her magic show. (S2 Ep 26) 
06:40Fireman Sam Charlie's Big Catch Animation. Charlie is determined to land the biggest catch that Pontypandy has ever seen! Unfortunately, he damages his boat in the process. (S8 Ep 16) 
06:50New: Milkshake! Monkey Amazing... ... Adventures.Preschool live action featuring an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey heads off to Heckington in Lincolnshire to learn all about wind and how to fly his kite. (S6 Ep 1) 
06:55Thomas & Friends... ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. When a Bollywood action movie is filmed on the Indian railway, Thomas is desperate to be involved. (S22 Ep 6) 
07:10Shane the Chef Animated series about a chef and his daughter. Shane's confidence takes a knock when Marvin wows Munchington with his mango ice cream. (S1 Ep 49) 
07:25Peppa Pig Animated series. Dr Brown Bear teaches the playgroup what to do when there has been an accident. They soon have a patient to try out the new skills they have learned. (S5 Ep 38) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. Peppa and George dress up as Romans, make a pebble mosaic and even learn a little Latin. (S6 Ep 21) 
07:40Top Wing Animated series about trainee bird rescue-cadets. Betty McBat challenges Rod to see who is faster. When Baddy tries to cheat, Rod has to rescue Betty! (S1 Ep 37) 
08:00New: PAW Patrol Animated series about a team of search-and-rescue pups. Mayor Humdinger makes fake emergencies for his kitties to save to look better than the pups. (S5 Ep 4) 
08:10Floogals Comical animated earthly adventures of three tiny aliens from planet Floog. Why has the house suddenly gone dark and everything in the house stopped working? (S2 Ep 43) 
08:25New: Becca's Bunch Animated series about an adventurous little bird with a bobble hat. Inspired by Pops' favourite comic book, Becca creates her own bunch of superheroes. (S1 Ep 11) 
08:45New: Little Princess 2D-animated series about a little girl who lives in a castle. Princess isn't happy when everyone is too busy to keep their promise to help her build a seesaw. (S4 Ep 11) 
09:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Baby Dragon Animation. The children adopt a new pet - a dragon named Dave. They didn't know that he was going to grow and grow though... Wherever can they keep him? (S2 Ep 10) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. (S1) 
11:15GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series filmed inside an NHS surgery in Bradford. Patients include a young man who may have picked up an STD during a lads' holiday in Tenerife. (S6 Ep 27) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series about an NHS surgery. Dave puts on a brave face for his long-delayed vasectomy. Christina's pain pills have stopped working, so she is looking for other options. (S6 Ep 28) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Irene's trial opens with an unwelcome surprise when Tommy gives evidence. Unable to keep silent during his pack of lies, Colby makes a scene and is expelled from the court. 
13:45Neighbours Paul discovers that Scarlett's job references were fabricated, but she turns the tables on him. Sheila puts her heart on the line in an attempt to win back Clive. 
14:15Locked Away Film Drama starring Jean Louisa Kelly and Kirsten Prout. A high school senior seeks the advice of a desperate and manipulative pregnancy counselor. (2010) 
16:00Friends Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross is keen to rent the apartment facing Monica's and Rachel's. (S5 Ep 14) 
16:30Friends Joey is afraid to end his relationship with a diminutive woman who punches him every time she thinks something is funny. (S5 Ep 15) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Paul discovers that Scarlett's job references were fabricated, but she turns the tables on him. Sheila puts her heart on the line in an attempt to win back Clive. 
18:00Home and Away Irene's trial opens with an unwelcome surprise when Tommy gives evidence. Unable to keep silent during his pack of lies, Colby makes a scene and is expelled from the court. 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00New: Gallagher Premiership Rugby.. ....Highlights from the first round of this year's Premiership Rugby Cup. (Ep 1) 
20:00New: Traffic Cops More high-octane action on the roads from the boys in blue. Teaming up with neighbouring forces under Operation Fuego Derbyshire's police chase a getaway driver on a 120mph rampage. (S5 Ep 7) 
21:00New: Fare Dodgers: At War... ...With the Law. Documentary series following Transport for London's frontline enforcement officers and undercover investigators. Revenue inspector Scott is on the lookout for fare evaders. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00Hate Crimes: Uncensored Documentary featuring victims of race and religious hate crime as they share their shocking stories. The incidents, language and violence are shown purposefully uncensored. 
23:05World's Most Luxurious Yacht Docuseries offering a privileged peek at the luxuries enjoyed by the super-rich. Helipads, pools and gold-embossed interiors are standard on GBP35m super yachts. (S1 Ep 2) 
00:05Gangland: Murder Ground-breaking two-part documentary. An unprecedented insight into the lives of London's most notorious street gangs, showing the real-life events. (Ep 2) 
01:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. (S1) 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10NCIS Till Death Do Us Part US crime drama. Harper Dearing's quest for revenge on those he considers responsible for his son's death shakes NCIS to its core. (S9 Ep 24) 
04:00NCIS Guilty Pleasure Crime drama series following the US navy's dedicated federal agency. The team asks Holly Snow for help after the death of a navy officer is linked to a call girl.(S7 Ep 19) 
04:45House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. An acupuncturist in Norwich needs Ann's help to sell his house. (S6 Ep 10) 
05:10Divine Designs In this edition of the series about religious works of art, Dr Paul Binski visits Brighton and north London to see two missionary churches. (S2 Ep 11) 
05:35House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Are one family's relationship breakdowns due to paranormal forces at work? [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
06:00Wissper Animation. When Ritchie can't find his Ostrich Day present, Wissper asks the badgers to use their super detective skills to help solve the mystery. (S2 Ep 17)