This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, August 18 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Fresh Off The Boat Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon Louis and Jessica get pressured into volunteering at the kids' schools. Eddie sees a whole other side of his dad when he coaches the basketball team. (S1, E12) 
08:35Fresh Off The Boat So Chineez Jessica fears her family has assimilated so much to life in Orlando that they've lost their Chinese identity. Season finale. (S1, E13) 
09:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
09:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
10:05Friends: Season 9 The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
10:40Friends: Season 9 The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
11:15Friends: Season 9 The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
11:55Will & Grace ...Crying Grace tries for her biggest job yet: decorating boutique hotels for an obnoxious mogul. Will is surprised at his reaction to making partner. (S9, E05) 
12:25Will & Grace Rosario's Quinceañera After Rosario passes away from a heart attack, Karen decides to throw the party for her that she never had. While Jack struggles to know how to be there for Karen. (S9, E06) 
12:55Blue Streak Film Rollicking action comedy starring Martin Lawrence as a jewel thief forced to pose as a cop in order to recover a stashed diamond. With Luke Wilson and Dave Chappelle. (1999) 
14:45Friends: Season 9 The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
15:50Friends: Season 10 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
16:30Friends: Season 10 The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
17:00Friends: Season 10 The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
17:35Friends: Season 10 The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
18:05Friends: Season 10 The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
18:50Friends: Season 10 The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
19:20Friends: Season 10 The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
19:55Friends: Season 10 The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
20:25Friends: Season 10 The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
21:00Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man With his wisecracking one-of-a-kind style, Kevin Hart pokes fun at everyone - even his audience. A couple of big changes have happened for Kevin; the birth of his two children Heaven and Hendrix. 
22:00Trevor Noah: African American Celebrated as the most popular comedian in South Africa, Trevor Noah takes the stage to explore his often bewildering journey of arriving in America and simply wanting to be "black". 
23:00Super Troopers Film Five Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a crime. A Broken Lizard film. (2001) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Season 5 The Jokers attend a singles night, ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phone, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author, reading an inappropriate story aloud. (S5, E07) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Season 5 Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present footage from the cutting room floor, a challenge that was never aired, and the reaction of someone being pranked. (S5, E08) 
02:00Detroiters Mort Crim The guys court legendary newscaster Mort Crim to be the celebrity spokesperson for one of their clients, and Ned ramps up security in the building. (S2, E06) 
02:30South Park Sponsored Content Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology. Meanwhile, Presidential candidate Mr Garrison is approached by an old friend with alarming news. (S19, E08) 
03:00South Park Truth and Advertising Jimmy does his best to discover living ad Leslie's plan. Principal Victoria, Caitlyn Jenner, and Mr. Garrison return to a South Park that has become unrecognizable. (S19, E09) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Wide World of Cleveland Show Cleveland hosts a special episode showing what The Cleveland Show is like in different parts of the world. (S4, E08) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Here Comes the Bribe After Cleveland botches his part during the renewal of their wedding vows, Donna hustles him to marriage counselling. (S4, E09) 
04:15Scrubs My Fifteen Seconds As things with Danni (guest star Tara Reid) progress, J.D. and Dr. Cox are forced to spend more time together. Kelso has a little self-inflicted accident... (S3, E07) 
04:35Scrubs My Friend the Doctor Dr. Cox hurts his back showing off - is age creeping up on him? J.D. isn't impressed with the false personalities the Janitor uses on the rest of the staff. (S3, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.