This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, May 26 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
08:35Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
09:00Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
09:30Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
10:00Most Ridiculous All Abroad The show with the funniest clips on the internet is back. Narrated by Greg James, it's stuffed full of beach disasters, poolside pratfalls and terrible tourists. (S3, E03) 
10:30Most Ridiculous Brides & Grooms The internet's funniest clips are lined up as we give brides & grooms the MR treatment. Standby for ceremonies in chaos, brides going ballistic and the world's worst wedding photographers. (S3, E04) 
10:55Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey Film Amiable slackers Bill (Alex Winter) and Ted (Keanu Reeves) are once again roped into a fantastical adventure when evil robot duplicates are sent to terminate and replace them. (1991) 
12:50Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
13:20Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
13:50Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
14:20Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
14:50Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
15:20Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
15:50Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
16:20Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
16:50Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
17:20Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
17:50Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
18:20Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
18:50Friends: Bank Holiday Bonanza The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
19:15Mr. Bean's Holiday Film Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) wins a trip to Cannes where he unwittingly separates a young boy from his father and must help the two come back together. Steve Pemberton and Willem Dafoe co-star. (2007) 
21:00Kevin & Perry Go Large Film When Kevin (Harry Enfield) and Perry (Kathy Burke) manage to stop a bank robbery, they're given a cash reward and decide to go on holiday to Ibiza; desperately hoping to lose their virginity! (2000) 
22:458 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Kevin Bridges, Patrick Kielty, Rhod Gilbert and Shappi Khorsandi. (S8, E07) 
23:208 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Vanessa Feltz, Lee Mack, Frankie Boyle, and Matt Littler. (S6, E03) 
23:50Stephen Bailey: Comedy Central... ...Live. Tonight's special features the rising star of "Celebs on the Farm / Zoe Ball On a Saturday" brilliant stand-up comedian Stephen Bailey. 
00:25Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
00:50Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
01:15South Park South Park is Gay! The TV show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy is sweeping the nation and the men of South Park are embracing metrosexuality, but what evil plan are the hosts plotting? (S7, E08) 
01:40South Park Christian Hard Rock The boys form a band called Moop, but disagree on what direction they should take. Cartman leaves the band and bets them he will have a platinum record first! (S7, E09) 
02:15South Park Grey Dawn There's an epidemic in South Park. An epidemic of senior citizen related driving accidents! When their licenses are all revoked they decide to fight back military style! (S7, E10) 
02:45South Park Casa Bonita Cartman is overjoyed at going to a Mexican restaurant for Kyle's birthday but is crushed when he finds out Butters is invited instead. He'll have to make Butters "disappear". (S7, E11) 
03:10South Park All About The Mormons A new family moves to South Park and their son Gary is an unusually perfect Mormon - this angers the boys no end! Will Stan beat him up or go for a family dinner?! (S7, E12) 
03:30South Park Butt Out When the boys' smoking leads to a nasty incident, it's the cigarettes that are blamed rather than them. Cue the glutinous Rob Reiner to arrive in town with his anti-smoking lobby! (S7, E13) 
03:55Bob's Burgers Long Time Listener, First Time Bob Bob meets his personal hero - a renegade radio DJ who now works at the local bowling alley and refuses to compromise. (S9, E19) 
04:15Life In Pieces Eyebrow Anonymous Trapped Gem When Tim accidentally shaves off a huge chunk of eyebrow before an important photoshoot, he hopes Jen and Colleen's grooming expertise can fix it. (S2, E03) 
04:35Life In Pieces Cheap Promotion Flying Birthday Tim attempts to fire Heather from her receptionist position at his office, John tries to break Sophia's fear of flying by taking her on a small plane. (S2, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.