This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, December 13 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Six Degrees of Graduation It's time for graduation and Will is failing in his music course. His teacher will give him a pass if he sings at the graduation ceremony - with 12 year-olds. (S3, E24) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 1): Will and Carlton move into their new "crib", and immediately throw a party, but being on the guest list becomes a non-requirement. (S4, E01) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Jay Goes to School Jay drops the bomb that she has enrolled in college, and despite Michael forbidding her, she goes anyway. At first the kids are behind her... (S4, E04) 
09:30My Wife And Kids Meet the Parents Junior goes over to tell Calvin and Jasmine Scott that their daughter is pregnant. But it ends up as a family feud when Michael finds out how intimidating they are. (S4, E05) 
10:00Friends Christmas The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
10:30Friends Christmas The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
11:00Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
11:30Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
12:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
12:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
14:00Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
14:30Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
15:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
15:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
16:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
16:30Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
17:008 Simple Rules Trick-or-Treehouse Paul's wish to have the family get together for one last Halloween campout in the old treehouse may turn out to be the biggest nightmare of the evening... (S1, E07) 
17:308 Simple Rules By the Book Paul finds out Bridget and Kerry are lying about their sleepovers to go to a concert and uses a parenting book's advice to try to get the girls to feel guilty and stay home. (S1, E08) 
18:00Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
18:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
19:00Friends Christmas The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
19:30Friends Christmas The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
20:00New: Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and ex-Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison host the craziest show ever made, including Takeshi-ville classics Stepping Stone and Honey Comb Maze. (S5, E04) 
20:30Bad Robots This episode features eye tests from Optical Prime, TezCorp audio tour guides of the British Museum, and Quizimodo scams pub-goers out of their jackpot prize in his 'name the celeb' game. (S1, E04) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Christmas... ...Special. Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible show moments, showcasing their favorite "toys" and spending quality time at the mall. Plus, a special gift from the guys... 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Christmas Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
22:00New: South Park The boys are back as South Park returns with brand new episodes, exclusive to Comedy Central! Season 22 sees the unrivalled comedy still as crude, rude and relevant as ever 
22:30Rick and Morty The Ricks Must Be Crazy When Rick has trouble with his car, he and Morty travel to the microverse in the car's battery. Stephen Colbert guest voices. (S2, E06) 
23:00New: Key & Peele Ordering at a restaurant turns into a competition, military recruiters go clubbing to reach a new demographic, and in a Bobby McFerrin vs. Michael Winslow noise-off, only one can survive. (S1, E07) 
23:30New: Nathan For You Nathan tries to prove that there's a hero inside every one of us by impersonating another person in an effort to turn them into a humanitarian hero. Season three finale. (S3, E07) 
00:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about being an uncle and middle class muggers; plus answers questions on how to get out of work. His guests are Steve Williams and Isy Suttie. (S2, E07) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about his love of women, from their distinctive laughs to his mum's brilliant brain. His guests are Josie Long and Stuart Goldsmith. (S2, E08) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
01:30The Office (U.S.) Did I Stutter? When Stanley snaps at Michael during a meeting, Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment. Michael's plan to fake-fire Stanley only worsens the situation. (S4, E16) 
02:00South Park The F Word The boys confront a group of obnoxious bikers, but their methods force the townsfolk to redefine the meaning of a rather offensive word. Time to update the English Dictionary! (S13, E12) 
02:30South Park Dances With Smurfs Cartman's vitriol finally gets a platform when he is chosen to be the school's morning announcer, and he unashamedly abuses his position. Power corrupts...(S13, E13) 
03:00South Park Pee High levels of pee in the pool cause a disaster which ruins the day for the boys, Kyle especially. Eric's xenophobia pops up again when he believes himself "the last of his species". (S13, E14) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Sex and the Biddy When Murray gets a girlfriend named Hazel, Rallo discovers she is after Murray's money and tries to save him from making a mistake. Donna signs Cleveland up for the gym. (S3, E06) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is the mega-star Jennifer Lopez, talking about her new rom-com "Second Act"; in which she co-stars with Vanessa Hudgens and Milo Ventimiglia. 
04:15My Wife And Kids Jay Goes to School Jay drops the bomb that she has enrolled in college, and despite Michael forbidding her, she goes anyway. At first the kids are behind her... (S4, E04) 
04:35My Wife And Kids Meet the Parents Junior goes over to tell Calvin and Jasmine Scott that their daughter is pregnant. But it ends up as a family feud when Michael finds out how intimidating they are. (S4, E05) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.