This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, October 26 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids RV Dreams Michael, who is determined to make record time driving from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon in a luxurious R.V., convinces his reluctant family to make the road trip. (S5, E25) 
08:35My Wife And Kids The 'V' Story: Jay reads about an old woman giving birth and demands that Michael get a vasectomy so she won't have to worry about becoming an old mother with a new child. Series finale. (S5, E26) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Clubba Hubba Will tries to impress a girl's father so he can date her. Mr. Banks, Carlton, and Geoffrey try to teach him how to be a gentleman in a My Fair Lady way. (S1, E03) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not with My Pig, You Don't Philip's parents come to visit for the weekend when he wins a prestigious award who inadvertently reveal his embarrassing country roots. (S1, E04) 
10:00Scrubs Their Story II Narrated from the perspective of Sacred Heart's new interns. J.D. assumes the role of arguing with Dr. Cox over the hospital's needs. This leads to problems with Turk... (S8, E12) 
10:30Scrubs My Full Moon A full moon and a healthy dose of bad luck bring the new crop of interns their roughest case load yet. Meanwhile, Elliot ponders her future as a doctor... (S8, E13) 
11:00Friends: Season 5 The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
11:30Friends: Season 5 The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
12:00Friends: Season 5 The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
12:30Friends: Season 5 The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
13:00My Wife And Kids RV Dreams Michael, who is determined to make record time driving from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon in a luxurious R.V., convinces his reluctant family to make the road trip. (S5, E25) 
13:30My Wife And Kids The 'V' Story: Jay reads about an old woman giving birth and demands that Michael get a vasectomy so she won't have to worry about becoming an old mother with a new child. Series finale. (S5, E26) 
14:00Friends: Season 5 The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
14:30Friends: Season 5 The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
15:00Friends: Season 5 The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
15:30Friends: Season 5 The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys reveal strange devices to focus groups, try to use people as pillows and try to persuade grocery shoppers not to purchase the items they want. (S3, E08) 
17:00Friends: Season 5 The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
17:30Friends: Season 5 The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
18:00Friends: Season 5 The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
18:30Friends: Season 5 The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
19:00Friends: Season 5 The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
19:30Friends: Season 5 The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
20:00Friends: Season 5 The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Hakim and Naomi will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E04) 
21:00Step Brothers Film When lazy, unemployed Brennan's (Will Ferrell) mother and lazy, unemployed Dale's (John C. Reilly) father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' worlds upside down. (2008) 
23:00Impractical Jokers The guys run a surprise hide and seek challenge, a stint at the Cake Boss's counter is anything but sweet, and advice for children turns awkward when heard by strangers. (S11, E09) 
23:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which of the Jokers played many sports throughout his high school years? What command almost made Sal hit a camera? And which two Jokers roomed together near Wall Street? (S2, E21) 
00:00Gary And His Demons Gary Goes Home / Guy on the Tiger: Gary goes home and must confront a horror unlike any other - a family dinner. Then Gary forms a bond with a tiger after it saves him from a demon. (S1, E03) 
00:30Rick and Morty Look Who's Purging Now Rick and Morty arrive on an alien planet to fix their ship just as the day of the purge begins there, meanwhile Jerry and Summer work on their father-daughter bond. (S2, E09) 
01:00Rick and Morty The Wedding Squanchers The Smith family is invited to the wedding of Rick's best friend, Birdperson, but things go south when it's discovered that the bride isn't who she says she is. (S2, E10) 
01:30Brickleberry Campin' Ain't Easy: Woody reopens Brickleberry's Native American-themed summer camp, which closed 15 years ago due to Steve killing his campers during the camp's gauntlet challenge. (S3, E12) 
02:00South Park: Halloween Goth Kids 3 - Dawn of the Posers: The Goth kids smell something fishy when their brethren return from Troubled Acres acting all 'emo' - the truth of the matter might just shock them! (S17, E04) 
02:30South Park: Halloween Freemium Isn't Free The Canadian government is making money from a "free" Terrance & Phillip app. No one told Terrance and Phillip! Meanwhile, Randy discovers Stan is addicted to the game! (S18, E06) 
03:00South Park: Halloween Sons a Witches When Randy and the other dads have their annual Halloween get-together, some spell-making creates all kinds of problems. Cartman reaches the end of his tether with Heidi. (S21, E06) 
03:25South Park: Halloween Pink Eye It's Halloween and Kenny is killed by a falling space station and turned into a zombie by some embalming fluid contaminated with Worcester sauce. The zombie disease spreads. (S1, E07) 
03:50South Park: Halloween Spooky Fish When Stan is given a fish by his Aunt, he has a feeling there's something not quite right about it. Sure enough it's not long before there's evil goings on. (In spooky vision!) (S2, E15) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Hal Grieves Hal's father dies, but he fails to show any emotion, which leads him to wonder whether his children will miss him. Bryan Cranston was nominated for an Emmy for this episode. (S7, E14) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle A.A. Francis has made it through a year of sobriety and he invites the family to his AA meeting, until Lois discovers that he has invited her there to place his problems on her. (S7, E15) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.