This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, May 30 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Valentine's Day Axl has a date, Sue has her first boy-girl party, and Brick is at a sleepover. So will Mike and Frankie have an opportunity to have a romantic Valentine's Day? (S1, E15) 
08:35The Middle The Bee Brick wins a local spelling bee and Mike is highly enthusiastic about his talent. Meanwhile Sue's birthday is forgotten so Frankie tries to make it up to her on the trip to Chicago. (S1, E16) 
09:00Friends: Season 7 The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
09:30Friends: Season 7 The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
10:00Gilmore Girls Secrets and Loans Lorelai's concern over the fact that she can't afford to repair her home's extensive termite damage turns to anger when Rory tells Emily about their problem. (S2, E11) 
11:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
11:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
12:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
12:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 7 The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 7 The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
14:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
14:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
15:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
15:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 1): Will and Carlton move into their new "crib", and immediately throw a party, but being on the guest list becomes a non-requirement. (S4, E01) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2): Will and Carlton are thrown out of their apartment by the landlord because of the wild party being held at their place. (S4, E02) 
17:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
17:30Friends: Season 8 The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
18:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
18:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
19:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
19:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
20:00Bad Robots This episode sees the return of the frustrating Frank and Send postage machine, which has a new trick up its sleeve. Meanwhile an exasperated plumber loses his temper over a password. (S2, E05) 
20:30Bad Robots The season finale welcomes the brand new DNA machine with its state-of-the-art genetic identification software that asks for just a little more than the general public are willing to give! (S2, E06) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Practically... ...Live. This one hour special follows the guys on their American Stand Up Tour as they entertain, shock, and hug just about every-one they meet. New pranks, stories, and revelations unfold. 
22:00South Park Holiday Special It's Columbus Day and Randy is all a fluster; tearing a Columbus statue down and misusing the word "indigenous"! When the kids question his motives, its DNA test time! (S21, E03) 
22:30New: Corporate Corporate Retreat At the Hampton DeVille corporate retreat, business gurus teach Matt how to be a more confident person, and Jake finds love at a networking mixer. (S1, E05) 
23:00New: Nathan For You Liquor Store / Exterminator / Car Wash: Nathan comes up with a way to sell alcohol to minors, helps an exterminator land a hotel contract and uses birds to draw customers to a car wash. (S2, E04) 
23:30Harold & Kumar Get the Munchies Film Friends Harold and Kumar set out on a Friday night to satisfy their munchies with hamburgers from White Castle, but it soon turns into a wild road trip of epic proportions. (2004) 
01:15South Park Ass Burgers (2): Stan's existential life crisis (aka being a teenager) continues full-steam, while Cartman goes into the burger business with a super-special-secret ingredient. (S15, E08) 
01:50South Park The Last of the Meheecans When a game of 'border patrol' goes wrong Butters ends up reigniting Mexican pride, but Cartman isn't prepared to let the game end there. (S15, E09) 
02:15South Park Bass to Mouth When South Park Elementary is the victim of a gossip website, named Eavesdropper, all hell breaks loose - who will save the day; Cartman or Gerbil King Lemmiwinks? (S15, E10) 
02:45South Park Broadway Bro Down Randy learns the secret behind musicals and can't stop taking Sharon to see them - Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Elton John warn him not to reveal their secret or its trouble! (S15, E11) 
03:10South Park 1% When Cartman's lack of fitness starts impacting on the "99%" of kids at South Park Elementary, he has to deal with some too-close-to-home revenge killings. (S15, E12) 
03:35New: The Daily Show Joining Trevor tonight is legendary "Jackass" star Johnny Knoxville! Talking about his new comedy movie "Action Point" - he plays a daredevil that designs and operates his own theme park. 
03:55Bob's Burgers Mo Mommy Mo Problems The Belchers attend open houses for the free food, as per Linda's Mother's Day request, but they soon end up at the helm of a real estate scheme. (S8, E19) 
04:15Impractical Jokers: Season 7 The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
04:35Impractical Jokers: Season 7 The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.