This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, January 21 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Flip-Flop (Part 1): Dynamic enterprisers Will and Grace begin a new business venture, buying old apartments to refurbish and resale for a tidy profit. (S6, E15) 
08:35Will & Grace Flip-Flop (Part 2): Enjoying the success of their new business venture, entrepreneurs Will and Grace help their apartment buyers Jack and Stuart settle into their new life under one roof. (S6, E16) 
09:00The U.S. Office Health Care In an effort to save money to prevent downsizing, Michael puts Dwight in charge of choosing the company's new health care plan. Dwight's chosen plan is not well liked. (S1, E03) 
09:30The U.S. Office The Alliance As downsizing rumours swirl, paranoia takes over the members of the office. Dwight forms a "Survivor"-esque alliance with Jim against the other employees. (S1, E04) 
10:00My Name Is Earl The Bounty Hunter Before he was tricked into marrying Joy, Earl had been dating Jessie (Juliette Lewis). When Jessie objected to being dumped, Joy knocked out her two front teeth! (S1, E21) 
10:30My Name Is Earl Stole a Badge Earl tackles #127, "Stole a badge from a police officer". Earl finds that the officer got demoted because of him. Earl now has to make it up to the officer. (S1, E22) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show following The Tenderloins. The guys try to kiss strangers, eat food out of other people's shopping karts, and invade people's conversations for 30 seconds.(S2, E07) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to get signatures for college clubs that don't exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette. (S2, E08) 
12:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
12:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
13:00Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
13:30Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
14:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
14:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
15:00Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
15:30Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Number One Earl discovers that a guy he stole money from was going to use the money to buy the winning lottery ticket. So he gifts the money to him, which makes Randy very angry! (S1, E24) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Very Bad Things Earl helps Joy try to get rid of a stolen delivery truck, which becomes harder when they discover that someone is still in the back of the truck! (S2, E01) 
17:00Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
17:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
18:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
18:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
19:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
19:30Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
20:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
20:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
21:00Kevin Bridges: A Whole... ...Different Story. Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges muses on economic theory, art history and diet tips on stage in front of 12,000 fans at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow. 
22:00Me, Myself & Irene Film Nice-guy cop, with a dissociative identity disorder, Charlie Baileygates (Jim Carrey) must protect a woman (Renée Zellweger) on the run from a corrupt ex-boyfriend and his associates. (2000) 
00:20Drunk History Isy Suttie tells the story of Prince Edward & Mrs Simpson (featuring Greg James and Sophie McShera), while Ed Gamble narrates his version of The Great Escape (featuring Jamie Laing). (S2, E03) 
00:50Drunk History Tom Rosenthal talks about Richard III (featuring Hugh Dennis), while a sloshed Jessica Knappett tells the story of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (featuring Vicky Pattison and Mathew Baynton). (S2, E04) 
01:20South Park Proper Condom Use After Cartman and Stan play "red rocket" with their dogs, their parents decide it's time for some school sex education. What the school provides creates worse problems! (S5, E07) 
01:50South Park Towelie Stan's mother buys the boys a console called The Okama Gamesphere but it is stolen whilst they are at school. To get it back they must help a talking towel take on the government! (S5, E08) 
02:20South Park Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants The boys send $1 to Afghan children and receive a goat back. When they try to return it an adventure ensues! First episode to air after 9/11. (S5, E09) 
02:50South Park How To Eat With Your Butt It's school photo time. Kenny decides to play a prank by wearing his parka upside down and revealing his buttocks. Cartman decides to take it a step further. (S5, E10) 
03:15My Name Is Earl BB Earl finds out that by shooting a young girl with a BB gun, he caused a major argument between her and her father. It will take all his energy and patience to get them to reconcile. (S1, E23) 
03:40New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:10Takeshi's Castle A new batch of contestants takes on the sticky Human Velcro and the buzzing Honeycomb all to earn their place in the Final attack on the castle. Who will make it? Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S2, E03) 
04:35Takeshi's Castle The guards give a push to another group of contestants on Flying Mushroom as they attempt to reach the castle. Who will make it to the final attack? Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S2, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.