This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Monday, March 27 2017

06:00Hawaii Five-0 Ke Koho Mamao Aku (Longshot): Christmas proves far from merry for the Five-0 when they make their way to the Big Island to solve a cowboy's murder. (S5, ep 9) Also in HD 
07:00Hawaii Five-0 Wawahi Moe'uhane (Broken Dreams): The team need the help of an old-school private investigator when they attempt to solve the murder of an escort. (S5, ep 10) Also in HD 
08:00Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S21, ep 11) Also in HD 
08:30Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S21, ep 12) Also in HD 
09:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S4, ep 1) 
09:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S4, ep 2) 
10:00A Town Called Eureka Liftoff Carter finds himself in an awkward situation when S.A.R.A.H. and Andy's nuptials hit a snag. An unscheduled launch provides trouble for the gang, too. (S4, ep 11) Also in HD 
11:00A Town Called Eureka Reprise Carter is on babysitting duties when Allison attends a medical conference out of town. A rocket scientist, meanwhile, makes an appearance in Cafe Diem. (S4, ep 12) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Burned Callen's cover is blown and he's forced to sever his ties with NCIS in order to protect the team's safety. (S1, ep 23) 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua 'aihue (Stolen): Kono and Chin go undercover as art buyers to solve the murder of a tourist who was unwittingly transporting a stolen Van Gogh painting. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Poina 'ole (Not Forgotten): McGarrett and the gang investigate the murder of a neurosurgeon, uncovering a set of clues that shed light on a decades-old case. (S5, ep 12) Also in HD 
15:00Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. Cameras follow Canadian border services officers on the frontlines of national security. In this opening episode, an American learns about Canada's drug laws. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
15:30Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. A Dutch woman with a lot of luggage claims she's on a four-day holiday, while a Chinese parcel contains a shocking surprise. Corey Feldman shows up too. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
16:00Futurama Crimes Of The Hot Earth is jeopardised by global warming, and it's decided that all robots must be destroyed, including Bender. Al Gore guest stars. (S5, ep 1) 
16:30Modern Family The Wedding, Part 2: Everything that could go wrong has for Mitch and Cam and their disastrous big day. Can this season finale can turn things around? Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 24) Also in HD 
17:00Modern Family The Long Honeymoon Cam and Mitch return from their honeymoon and adjust to married life as season six of the Emmy-winning US comedy gets under way. (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Jurassic Bark Bender grows jealous when Fry attempts to clone his beloved fossilised dog. (S5, ep 2) 
18:00Futurama The Route Of All Evil Planet Express faces competition from a rival company started up by Dwight and Cubert. Meanwhile, Bender has something potent brewing. (S5, ep 3) 
18:30The Simpsons: The Musicals Great Louse Detective When someone attempts to murder Homer, Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) is released from prison to help identify the culprit before he strikes again. (S14, ep 6) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons: The Musicals A Fish Called Selma Troy McClure stages a Hollywood comeback when he begins dating Selma. Featuring the guest voice of Jeff Goldblum as MacArthur Parker. (S7, ep 18) 
19:30The Simpsons: The Musicals Trash of the Titans Homer runs for Sanitation Commissioner. But when he wins, he is forced to face the challenges of the position. With U2 and Steve Martin. (S9, ep 22) Also in HD 
20:00Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi Film The Empire and the Rebellion prepare for a final stand-off as Luke confronts Darth Vader. With Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford and the late Carrie Fisher. Flashing images. (1983)(130 mins) Also in HD 
22:40Ross Kemp On Gangs In a gripping special Ross visits Kenya to investigate the Mungiki, said to be Africa's most deadly organisation. Strong language, violent scenes. (1/2) Also in HD 
00:10The Force: Manchester Documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. England's second largest police force, it's responsible for protecting 2.7 million people. Also in HD 
01:10Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S3, ep 12) 
01:40Most Daring Full Throttle Crashes Adrenaline-fuelled series that features civilians and law enforcement officers in risky, selfless rescue missions. (S2, ep 6) 
02:35Hawaii Five-0 Ka Noe'au (The Painter): Chin puts his entire career on the line to help Danno save his brother's life. The team investigate the murder of a Detroit hitman, too. (S5, ep 4) Also in HD 
03:35Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S21, ep 5) Also in HD 
04:00Wild Vets Vets puzzle over a spider monkey's symptoms, Dave heads into Canterbury High Country to geld an angry mob of wild horses, and a new cheetah arrives at Orana Wildlife Park. (S1, ep 13) 
04:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S4, ep 1) 
05:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S4, ep 2) 
05:30Futurama Less Than Hero When Fry and Leela discover a mysterious cream that gives them unusual powers, they form a superhero team along with Bender. (S5, ep 6) 
06:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua 'aihue (Stolen): Kono and Chin go undercover as art buyers to solve the murder of a tourist who was unwittingly transporting a stolen Van Gogh painting. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD