This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, February 4 2015

06:00Brainiac: Science Abuse Jon Tickle does the science of wee; Richard Hammond goes to the dogs; we play darts while being electrocuted and caravan golf reaches a gripping climax. A mighty series finale. 
07:00Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew Ashley's mission looks as though it's going to hit a high with his latest crew, a group of polo players from Hull. They're fit and have rhythm, but is it all too good to be true? (4/6) Also in HD 
08:00Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie The Olympics has arrived and Team Greggs is gunning for gold. Things start to look less than jammy, however, when the company is plunged into a doughnut crisis. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
09:00NCIS: Los Angeles Sans Voir, Part 2: Don't miss this nail-biting season finale. The Chameleon continues to put his plan into practice, until Callen makes a decision that changes everything. (S3, ep 24) Also in HD 
10:00NCIS: Los Angeles Endgame The cool US crime drama is back with its fourth season. Callen's actions have left the team shaken and divided, while Hetty tries to adjust to life in retirement. (S4, ep 1) Also in HD 
11:00Hawaii Five-0 Pilot An adrenaline-fuelled update of one of TV's most iconic shows. In this series opener, Steve McGarrett heads to Hawaii to track down the man who killed his father. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Ohana (Family): More thrills and spills to satisfy the appetites of action junkies. The reassembled Five-0 team investigate the abduction of a cyber-terrorism expert. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Recruit NCIS investigate the death of a former Marine killed during a drone strike on a terrorist target in the Middle East. Evidence leads them to a private security firm. (S4, ep 2) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Fifth Man Suspicions are aroused when a controlled bombing kills four seemingly unrelated individuals. After taking a closer look, NCIS: LA soon make the connection. (S4, ep 3) Also in HD 
15:00Harrow: A Very British School Shells, Beaks and Boaters Filmed over the course of a year, this documentary provides an A-grade insight into one of the most famous public schools in the world. (1/8) Also in HD 
16:00Futurama Decisions 3012 Despairing at the thought of Nixon running for world leader in the upcoming elections, Leela decides to enter the political game. (S9, ep 3) Also in HD 
16:30Futurama The Thief of Baghead Bender lands a job as a paparazzo and his first assignment is to snap a famous actor whose face has never been seen. (S9, ep 4) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Marge In Chains When Marge is convicted of shoplifting, the Simpson family find that life just isn't the same without her. Featuring David Crosby and Phil Hartman. 
17:30Futurama Zapp Dingbat Leela is shocked after her parents' 40th anniversary ends in divorce, only for shock to turn into horror when mum Munda falls for Zapp Brannigan. (S9, ep 5) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama The Butterjunk Effect Leela and Amy join forces for the Butterfly Derby but become addicted to Nectar. Plus, Fry undergoes a dramatic transformation. (S9, ep 6) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Homer's Barbershop Quartet Homer tells his family about his rise to superstardom as a member of the barbershop quartet, The Be Sharps. David Crosby and George Harrison feature. 
19:00The Simpsons Two Bad Neighbours Former President George Bush and his wife Barbara buy a house across the street from the Simpsons. 
19:30The Simpsons A Tale Of Two Springfields Homer's political instincts are stirred when Springfield gets a new telephone code. Featuring the guest voices of The Who. Also in HD 
20:00New: The Fanatics New & Exclusive. More contestants share their trivial tidbits, including a Game of Thrones buff, a Liverpool FC fan and a hopeful mad about rollercoasters. Baz Ashmawy hosts. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
21:0050 Ways To Kill Your Mammy It's Mammy versus nature when Baz and Nancy encounter ostriches, lions and great white sharks in South Africa. Also on the to-do list is a bungee jump... (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Reign Fall: Sam reflects on his relationship with his father while investigating the complicated case of a killer who is targeting marines. (S6, ep 10) Also in HD 
23:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Dragon And The Fairy The team must determine whether a shooting outside the Vietnamese Consulate is an isolated incident or, in fact, a terrorist attack. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD 
00:00NCIS: Los Angeles Vengeance The murder of an Intel Officer leads Callen and the team to a group of Navy SEALs, who are about to embark on a dangerous hostage rescue mission. (S3, ep 19) Also in HD 
01:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua Hala (Death in the Family): Emotions run high in this game-changing season finale. The Five-0 pursue a shooter who has gunned down one of their own. (S2, ep 23) Also in HD 
02:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka Ho'oponopono (The Fix): The Five-0 are stumped by the murder of a teenage girl, until clues suggest she was successfully targeted by a contract killer. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD 
04:00Airline USA Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers on board America's Southwest Airlines. 
04:30Airline USA Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers on board America's Southwest Airlines. 
05:00Stargate Atlantis Outsiders The survivors of both a plague concocted by Michael and a deadly Wraith attack face a new danger from the people who originally gave them shelter. (S5, ep 12) Also in HD 
06:00Brainiac: Science Abuse The Brainiac team return with more unruly science lessons. Neil Hamilton is put into the electric chair, and Richard Hammond discovers what is Britain's fizziest drink. Take cover... Also in HD