This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, September 5 2014

06:00The Real A & E Reality series. Motorcyclist Richard Smith, 25, suffers life-threatening injuries after a crash leaves him trapped for almost an hour under a 13-tonne truck. Also in HD 
06:30The Real A & E Free runner John, 25, breaks his heel after jumping ten feet from a bridge. Meanwhile Vanessa is trapped in her car after a crash sees it plunge into a ditch. Also in HD 
07:00Futurama A Pharoah To Remember Bender's longing to be remembered motivates him to become a tyrannical Pharaoh on Osiris 4. (S4, ep 7) 
07:30Futurama Godfellas When Bender is accidentally shot into the heavens, he becomes god to a race of tiny aliens. Can he cut the celestial mustard? Probably not. (S4, ep 8) 
08:00Futurama Future Shock A cryogenically frozen 1980s guy is thawed, becomes the CEO of the failing Planet Express company, and threatens to have it gutted by its largest competitor. (S4, ep 9) 
08:30Futurama A Leela Of Her Own Leela believes that she is a pioneer for women's athletics when she becomes the first female major league blernsball player. (S4, ep 10) 
09:00NCIS: Los Angeles Rocket Man When a rocket engine expert is murdered, Eric goes undercover for the first time to ensure the classified technology remains secure. Can he pull it off? (S2, ep 21) Also in HD 
10:00NCIS: Los Angeles Plan B: Things get personal for Deeks when he's forced to resume an old alias in order to protect his best friend and chief informant from a group of arms traffickers. (S2, ep 22) Also in HD 
11:00Hawaii Five-0 Ha'awe Make Loa (Death Wish): Max's trip to the bank takes a dramatic detour, while Danny makes the most of his assignment. Rumer Willis and Behati Prinsloo guest. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Huaka'i Kula (Field Trip): A camping trip with Grace and her fellow Aloha Girls takes a turn for the worse, while Kono is introduced to Adam's brother. Tom Arnold guests. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Betrayal Sam sharpens his espionage skills and returns to Sudan to help a CIA agent gather evidence of Al-Qaeda terrorist training. Things don't go to plan however... (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Debt Unexpected emotions bubble to the surface for Kensi when the fallout from a botched assignment raises question marks about Deeks's future with the NCIS. (S3, ep 10) 
15:00Glee Makeover Kurt hopes to impress a fashion bigwig, and Rachel grows closer to Brody. In Lima, the race for Senior Class President begins. Sarah Jessica Parker guest stars. (S4, ep 3) Also in HD 
16:00Futurama 30% Iron Chef: Bender learns to cook and competes against the pretentious, popular chef Elzar in an Iron Cook chef contest. (S4, ep 11) 
16:30Futurama Where No Fan Has Gone Before The cast of the original Star Trek series guest star in an episode which sees Fry attempting to re-establish the banned sci-fi series on Earth. (S4, ep 12) 
17:00The Simpsons The Saga Of Carl Friendships are tested when Carl skips town with $200,000, winnings from a lottery ticket he bought with Homer, Moe and Lenny. (S24, ep 21) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Crimes Of The Hot Earth is jeopardised by global warming, and it's decided that all robots must be destroyed, including Bender. Al Gore guest stars. (S5, ep 1) 
18:00Futurama Jurassic Bark Bender grows jealous when Fry attempts to clone his beloved fossilised dog. (S5, ep 2) 
18:30The Simpsons Dangers On A Train Marge and Homer overcome a few hiccups to celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary. Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane guest stars. (S24, ep 19) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror XXII In keeping with tradition, the cartoon classic serves a selection of spine-tingling tales. Something wicked (and wickedly funny) this way comes. (S23, ep 3) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The D'oh-Cial Network Lisa comes up with an online phenomenon, and Patty and Selma enter the 2012 Olympic Games. The Social Network's Armie Hammer guests. (S23, ep 11) Also in HD 
20:00New: Football's Funniest Moments A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. (2/3) Also in HD New. 
21:00New: A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. Let the games begin as James Corden welcomes Tottenham winger Andros Townsend, presenter Laura Whitmore and funnyman Micky Flanagan into the fold. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
22:0050 Ways To Kill Your Mammy New & Exclusive. Keep up with Baz and Nancy as they move on to Morocco, where snake-charming, Berber dancing and a hot air balloon ride across the Sahara desert wait. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
23:00NCIS: Los Angeles Sacrifice The team's services are required to investigate an unlikely alliance between Al-Qaeda and a Mexican drug cartel. Plus, Kensi is bitten by the green-eyed monster. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD 
00:00NCIS: Los Angeles Lone Wolf The team are called in to investigate the brutal murder of a former Navy intelligence officer, and discover that Hetty is key to finding the killer. (S3, ep 6) Also in HD 
01:00Hawaii Five-0 Ha'awe Make Loa (Death Wish): Max's trip to the bank takes a dramatic detour, while Danny makes the most of his assignment. Rumer Willis and Behati Prinsloo guest. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 Huaka'i Kula (Field Trip): A camping trip with Grace and her fellow Aloha Girls takes a turn for the worse, while Kono is introduced to Adam's brother. Tom Arnold guests. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD 
03:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. 
04:00Stargate Atlantis The Daedalus Variations The crew investigates a duplicate Daedalus in orbit. Once aboard, the team are thrown into an alternate reality. Will they find a way back? (S5, ep 4) Also in HD 
05:00Airline USA Oh What A Performance! Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers onboard America's Southwest Airlines. (S1, ep 18) 
05:30Airline USA Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers on board America's Southwest Airlines. 
06:00The Middle Last Whiff of Summer, Part 1: The warm and witty comedy returns. Frankie's plans to recreate the magic of her childhood summers quickly fall apart in typical Heck fashion. (S4, ep 1) Also in HD