This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, May 28 2015

06:00Airline USA Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers on board America's Southwest Airlines. 
06:30Airline USA Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers on board America's Southwest Airlines. 
07:00Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew Testing times await as Ashley Banjo shows his faith in a group of Bible study girls looking to spring a surprise on family and friends at their local church. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
08:00Modern Family Run For Your Wife It's a day of firsts: Mitch and Cam flap when Lily gets her first bump on the head, and it's the first day of term for the Dunphy brood. Clever comedy. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
08:30Modern Family En Garde The competitive spirits of certain individuals are ignited when Manny takes up fencing. Phil, meanwhile, sets out to find where Luke's talents lie. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
09:00Hawaii Five-0 Pa'ani (The Game): Five-0 need the help of American football star Arian Foster (guesting as himself) to solve the murder of an executive whose drink was spiked. (S3, ep 17) Also in HD 
10:00Hawaii Five-0 Hoa Pili (Close Friend): The team investigate a string of arson attacks against a tour company, while Kamekona hopes to secure his pilot's licence. (S3, ep 19) Also in HD 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Tuhon Callen and Sam head to Mexico to find Tuhon, a retired assassin they encountered on their first ever case together. Danny Trejo guest stars. (S5, ep 15) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Fish Out of Water Kensi investigates a helicopter crash connected to the elusive White Ghost. In LA, meanwhile, a DEA agent temporarily joins the team. (S5, ep 16) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Kalele (Faith): When his sister is arrested for trying to smuggle blood diamonds, McGarrett turns to an ex-con for help. Original series star Ed Asner guests. (S2, ep 19) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ha'alele (Abandoned): Emotions run high when Max reveals details about his painful past to convince the team that a serial killer is still on the loose. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD 
15:00Modern Family Up All Night It's all about the ex factor as Javier Delgado, Manny's infamously unreliable dad, stirs up trouble in the Pritchett household. Guest starring Benjamin Bratt. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD 
15:30Modern Family Not In My House Comedy gold is mined when Claire finds an X-rated image on her computer... Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria argue over a life-sized statue and bona fide eyesore. (S1, ep12) Also in HD 
16:00Futurama The Bots and the Bees Fatherhood is thrust upon Bender in this season nine opener following a heated encounter with Professor Farnsworth's soda machine, Bev. (S9, ep 1) Also in HD 
16:30Futurama A Farewell to Arms While hunting for a pair of pants, Fry stumbles upon a Martian prophecy which, according to Amy, reveals the world is going to end in 3012. (S9, ep 2) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Kill Gil Volumes 1 & 2: In this festive episode, Marge battles with her conscience as she attempts to muster the wherewithal to kick a down on his luck store Santa out of the house. 
17:30Futurama Decisions 3012 Despairing at the thought of Nixon running for world leader in the upcoming elections, Leela decides to enter the political game. (S9, ep 3) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama The Thief of Baghead Bender lands a job as a paparazzo and his first assignment is to snap a famous actor whose face has never been seen. (S9, ep 4) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons The Wife Aquatic When Homer trashes a marina he is forced to pay off his debt to the locals by becoming a fisherman. His sea legs are put to the test when a storm strikes his boat. 
19:00The Simpsons Lisa The Vegetarian Lisa decides to become a vegetarian. Featuring the special guest voices of Paul and the late Linda McCartney as themselves. 
19:30The Simpsons A Fish Called Selma Troy McClure stages a Hollywood comeback when he begins dating Selma. Featuring the guest voice of Jeff Goldblum as MacArthur Parker. 
20:00New: Kings & Queens Of Speech New & Exclusive. Enrolling at the Bluecoat Academy in Nottingham, Debate Mate mentor Danielle turns her attention to a fresh batch of debaters-in-the-making. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
21:00New: Glee New & Exclusive. Loser Like Me: As the musical drama's final season begins, Rachel returns home to lick her wounds and soon finds an interesting opportunity at McKinley. (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
22:00A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. Corden and the gang are joined by Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, TV presenter Alex Brooker and Absolutely Fabulous favourite Jennifer Saunders. (S9, ep 2) Also in HD 
23:00Hawaii Five-0 Wahine'inoloa (Evil Woman): McGarrett is caught up in a game of cat and mouse with a seductive therapist and murder suspect, while Catherine reconnects with Agent Channing. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD 
00:00Hawaii Five-0 Ha'awe Make Loa (Death Wish): Max's trip to the bank takes a dramatic detour, while Danny makes the most of his assignment. Rumer Willis and Behati Prinsloo guest. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
01:00Hawaii Five-0 Kahu (Guardian): McGarrett and Catherine stumble upon a backwoods moonshine operation during their search for a missing father. Star Trek's George Takei guest stars. (S3, ep 11) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 Kapu (Forbidden): The gang need extra assistance as they investigate the death of a university professor - in a neat twist, viewers decided the outcome of the case. (S3, ep 12) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Kekoa (Warrior): The team investigate the brutal murder of a traditional fighting master. Plus, McGarrett gets more than he bargained for while keeping tabs on his mother. (S3, ep 16) Also in HD 
04:00Stargate Atlantis Quarantine When an alarm sounds throughout the city, initiating a quarantine lock down, the Atlantis team find themselves trapped in various sections of the city, with no way out. Also in HD 
05:00UK Border Force The insightful documentary series continues to prompt discussion. Access is gained to an Immigration Removal Centre, where a mass deportation is about to take place. (6/10) Also in HD 
06:00Airline USA Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers on board America's Southwest Airlines.