This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, May 21 2013

06:00Don't Forget The Lyrics Three hopefuls take to the stage, determined to tackle the tongue-tying tunes. Can any of them set a series high and take home the £250,000 jackpot? Shane Richie hosts. Also in HD 
07:00The Middle The Front Door It's father versus son when Axl breaks the front door after a row. Meanwhile, Frankie discovers the secret to selling, and it's school picture time for Sue. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
07:30The Middle The Scratch Frankie tries to make her family seem as dysfunction-free as possible when social services pay them a visit. Plus, Bob helps his boss shoot a commercial. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
08:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
08:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
09:00NCIS: Los Angeles Burned It's the penultimate fix of the adrenaline-fuelled drama. Callen's cover is blown and he's forced to cut his ties with NCIS in order to protect the team's safety. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD 
10:00Lie To Me In The Red Tim Roth returns as the human lie detector in a third season of the hit US crime drama. Lightman goes to great lengths to prevent a man from robbing a bank. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD 
11:00Lie To Me The Royal We Emotions run high when Lightman fights a wrongly accused man's cause. In the process, he also comes to the rescue of a damaged mother and daughter. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
12:00Lie To Me Dirty Loyal After an incident involving Wallowski, the Lightman Group is called upon to examine police profiling techniques. Internal Affairs make their presence known too. (S3, ep 3) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Kame'e (The Hero): Lt Commander Joe White needs the Five-0's help, and Chin Ho is starting to worry about Kono. Guest starring Terry O'Quinn and William Baldwin. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Mea Makamae (Treasure): The team take to the water to investigate the demise of a deep-sea diver. Oscar winner Patty Duke and nominee Peter Fonda guest star. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
15:00Stargate SG-1 Covenant A businessman threatens to expose the secrets of alien life to the world, forcing Stargate Command to bring him into the loop. Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Affinity Teal'c becomes the chief suspect in a murder investigation after he moves into an apartment off-base. Carter considers her future with Pete. Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Bart Versus Thanksgiving Bart runs away from home after an argument with Lisa. 
17:30The Middle Thanksgiving Frankie's dream of an idyllic Thanksgiving is dashed when Mr Elhert forces his staff to work. Meanwhile, Axl panics when he loses Brick in a cornfield. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD 
18:00The Middle Siblings After spotting the perfect set of siblings, Frankie makes it her mission to mould her boisterous brood in their image. Mike contemplates firing Aunt Edie too. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Stark Raving Dad When Homer is sent to a mental institution, he befriends a hulking white mental patient who thinks he is Michael Jackson. 
19:00The Simpsons Regarding Margie Marge falls victim to amnesia, but as details of her life begin to return, Homer is missing from her memory. D'oh! Will the lumbering oaf manage to woo her again? 
19:30The Simpsons The Fool Monty Mr Burns is given just six weeks to live and, when an incident leaves the OAP without his memory, Springfield's residents decide to exact their revenge... (S22, ep 6) Also in HD 
20:00New: Touch Reunions A breakthrough leads Martin, Lucy and Jake to an Aster Corps desert facility, while Calvin may have found the final piece to the puzzle in helping his brother. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD New. 
21:00Cyborg Film Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in a futuristic thriller about a bodyguard sent to protect a cyborg whose knowledge is the key to ending a deadly plague. Sci-fi action. (1989)(83 mins) Also in HD 
22:40Revolution New & Exclusive. Kashmir: As Miles, Charlie, Nora and Aaron head for Monroe's lair, their efforts are impeded when they struggle to separate fantasy from reality. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 
23:40Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. 
00:10Road Wars Put your seatbelt on and accompany Britain's elite as they take to the road, applying the brakes to motorists with relaxed attitudes to the law. Strong language. Also in HD 
01:10Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a revealing insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. 
02:05Road Wars The Thames Valley Police are back in the driving seat in the fight against crime. Follow officers as they deal with robberies, street fights and domestic violence. Strong language. 
03:00UK Border Force 2 The powerful and provocative documentary returns for a second series. Find out how the UK Border Agency enforces immigration and custom regulations both in the UK and abroad. (1/10) Also in HD 
04:00Stargate SG-1 Icon SG-1's arrival on another planet sparks a civil war between the Rand Protectorate and the Caledonian Federation. Daniel tries to stop the fighting but ends up trapped. Also in HD 
05:00Stargate SG-1 Avatar Teal'c is trapped in a virtual reality simulation in which he must defend the base from a Goa'uld super-soldier incursion. To help him, O'Neill joins the 'game'. Also in HD 
06:00Don't Forget The Lyrics Host with the most Shane Richie welcomes another hopeful to the stage. Taking on tongue-tying tunes, can the contestant hit the heady heights of a £250,000 jackpot win? Also in HD