This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, July 8 2015

06:00The Real A & E There are fears a 6' 5'' basketball player may not walk again after suffering multiple injuries in a high-speed car crash, and a fishing trip turns into a nightmare for one young girl. Also in HD 
06:30The Real A & E Doctors race to save a motorcyclist's thumb that was ripped off when he collided with a tractor, and a 56-year-old man arrives in A&E in agony with a mystery condition. Also in HD 
07:00Monkey Life Series three begins with 88 capuchin monkeys waking up to their first morning at Monkey World. The park's naughtiest resident, meanwhile, butts heads with an alpha male. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD 
07:30Monkey Life Wildlife vet John Lewis is given a run for his money when he tries to sedate two excitable chimps. Plus, the male capuchins get used to life together. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
08:00NCIS: Los Angeles Omni Callen and the gang investigate the death of a biotech CEO killed in a car explosion. Plus, emotions run high as Deeks returns to the field. (S5, ep 3) Also in HD 
09:00Forever Look Before You Leap Henry clashes with the police while trying to prove the murder of a bridge jumper. His mysterious caller surfaces again, too. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
10:00Hawaii Five-0 Pilot An adrenaline-fuelled update of one of TV's most iconic shows. In this series opener, Steve McGarrett heads to Hawaii to track down the man who killed his father. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
11:00Hawaii Five-0 Ohana (Family): More thrills and spills to satisfy the appetites of action junkies. The reassembled Five-0 team investigate the abduction of a cyber-terrorism expert. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Malama Ka Aina (Respect The Land): The Five-0 team investigate when a simmering gang war spills over at a high school football game. Plus, Danny has issues with his ex-wife. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Lanakila (Victory): Tag along with the famous Five (-0) as they track down a violent convict who escaped from an island prison. A surprise is in store for McGarrett too. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
14:00Forever Fountain of Youth Clues lead Henry and Jo to an anti-aging product when they investigate the deaths of some of New York's richest and oldest residents. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Impact Hetty contacts Nate Getz (guest star Peter Cambor) to help Sam and Deeks move on, while the rest of the team head to the site of a crashed private jet. (S5, ep 2) Also in HD 
16:00Futurama 31st Century Fox Bender's excitement for an upcoming fox hunt is nipped in the bud when he finds out the prey is robotic. Guest starring Patrick Stewart. (S9, ep 12) Also in HD 
16:30Futurama Naturama Season nine draws to a close with the Planet Express crew reimagined as various creatures, great and small, for a wildlife documentary. (S9, ep 13) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons The Bart Wants What It Wants Bart travels to Canada to win back the heart of Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter after she runs off with Milhouse. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon. 
17:30Futurama 2-D Blacktop Fry and the gang embark on their 10th and final voyage and, in this season opener, are transported to a mysterious two-dimensional universe. (S10, ep 1) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Fry And Leela's Big Fling While Fry and Leela organise a romantic getaway to a tropical hotspot, the rest of the crew make their way to Simian 7. (S10, ep 2) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Itchy & Scratchy The Movie: When Bart is naughty, Homer and Marge ban him from seeing the new Itchy and Scratchy movie, a punishment which even Marge thinks may be too severe. Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons I Love Lisa When Ralph, the school nerd, fails to receive a Valentine's Card, Lisa gives him one out of pity - and he falls instantly in love with her. Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Duffless How will Homer cope with a 30 day abstinence from his favourite drink? Meanwhile, Lisa pits her brother against a hamster in her latest scientific experiment. Also in HD 
20:00New: Extreme Phobias Extreme Cures New & Exclusive. In the final episode of the series, a group of people with extreme claustrophobia have just three days to train to work in confined spaces underground. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
21:00New: Strike Back: Legacy New & Exclusive. Super soldiers Scott and Stonebridge make a major mistake when they step into the clutches of torturous Li-Na. Will Locke defy orders to get them out? (S5, ep 6) Also in HD 
22:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Ike Hanau (Instinct): Grover goes with his gut instinct to determine whether the demise of a friend's wife was a tragic accident or murder. (S5, ep 20) Also in HD 
23:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Ua helele'i ka hoku (Fallen Star): The team look into the murder of an Elvis impersonator. Contains strong violence from the outset. (S5, ep 21) Also in HD 
00:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Ho'amoano (Chasing Yesterday): Three married men must retrace their steps from a wild night on the town to help the Five-0 solve a brutal murder. (S5, ep 22) Also in HD 
01:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Mo'o Olelo Pu (Sharing Traditions): Alarm bells ring when Kono's solo outrigger trip around the Hawaiian islands turns into a dramatic fight for survival. (S5, ep 23) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 Luapo'i (Prey): The Five-0 investigate the murder of a bounty hunter who had just apprehended a dangerous killer. Plus, Danny's wife reveals a shocking secret. (S5, ep 24) Also in HD 
03:00NCIS: Los Angeles Beacon An unexpected blast from the past rocks Callen and Sam when a presumed-dead acquaintance reaches out to them for help. (S6, ep 21) Also in HD 
04:00NCIS: Los Angeles Ascension Time is of the essence in this fifth season opener as the team race to the aid of Sam and Deeks and hunt for the missing nuclear weapons. (S5, ep 1) Also in HD 
05:00Stargate Atlantis Rising (Part 2 of 2): Unable to return to Earth, the crew looks for a new fuel source. They happen upon a settlement, but the villagers live in fear. The enemy is coming. Also in HD 
06:00The Real A & E A tiny spot on his toe leads to a diabetic losing half his leg, and a birthday weekend walk ends in disaster when a mum is left in agony after slipping in the mud. Also in HD