This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, December 13 2019

06:00New: The Brexit Election Kay Burley is live in Westminster with all the overnight results from the General Election, with reports and analysis from our team of correspondents around the UK. Also in HD 
06:30The Brexit Election Kay Burley is live in Westminster with all the overnight results from the General Election, with reports and analysis from our team of correspondents around the UK. Also in HD 
07:00The Brexit Election Kay Burley is live in Westminster with all the overnight results from the General Election, with reports and analysis from our team of correspondents around the UK. Also in HD 
07:30The Brexit Election Kay Burley is live in Westminster with all the overnight results from the General Election, with reports and analysis from our team of correspondents around the UK. Also in HD 
08:00The Brexit Election Kay Burley is live in Westminster with all the overnight results from the General Election, with reports and analysis from our team of correspondents around the UK. Also in HD 
08:30The Brexit Election Kay Burley is live in Westminster with all the overnight results from the General Election, with reports and analysis from our team of correspondents around the UK. Also in HD 
09:00The Dog Whisperer Why Dogs Fight Cesar Millan reveals the secrets of canine body language and helps Sandy, who fears one day her two feuding dogs will fight to the death. (S7, ep 6) Also in HD 
10:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 8) 
10:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 9) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Se Murio El Payaso The daughter of a notorious counterfeiter rocks up in LA, meaning Sam must go undercover as a financier. (S9, ep 2) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Assets The murder of a Navy Lieutenant throws a string of surprises at the NCIS team as they discover she was smuggling classified intel into the city. (S9, ep 3) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Lehu a Lehu (Ashes to Ashes): A bomb squad falls victim to a deadly attacker who is eager to strike a deal. Adam and Kono realise they are being watched. (S6, ep 2) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua 'O'Oloku Ke Anu I Na Mauna (The Chilling Storm Is On The Mountains): The team investigate the death of a diver. McGarrett prepares to propose to Catherine. (S6, ep 3) Also in HD 
15:00Big Beasts: Last Of The Giants Australia and Asia Patrick Aryee gets eye to eye with Komodo dragons, orangutans and giant pandas as he explores why these creatures all came to be supersized. (2 of 3) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family First Days Luke and Manny face their first day at high school. Plus, Cam takes on a substitute gig, leaving Mitch to look after Lily. Moderate sex references/flashing images. (S5, ep 2) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Larry's Wife Gloria panics when Joe is deemed too aggressive, and Cam spins Lily a little white lie about her missing cat that spirals out of control. Strong language. (S5, ep 3) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot Santa's Little Helper gives Lassie a run for her money when he saves Homer from a maze of corn, landing the mutt a job on the Springfield police force. 
17:30Futurama A Clockwork Origin Expect results of the rib-tickling variety when the theory of evolution is put to the test on a planet populated by robots. (S7, ep 9) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama The Prisoner Of Benda A revolutionary invention allows Fry, Leela, Bender and co to exchange minds, causing all kinds of comedy chaos... (S7, ep 10) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Moms I'd Like To Forget While Bart sets out to uncover the origins of a sword-shaped scar on his hand, Marge reconnects with three friends she fell out with years ago. (S22, ep 10) Also in HD 
19:00Live World Darts Championship The 2020 William Hill World Darts Championship begins with day one at the famous Alexandra Palace. The biggest event in darts, Michael van Gerwen comes here as the defending champion. Also in HD 
23:00The Russell Howard Election... ...Hour. New & Exclusive. Russell Howard is joined by celeb guests for a special look at the General Election. (S3, ep 6) Also in HD 
00:00A League of Their Own Xmas... ... Party 2018. The boys team up with celebs for some fun-packed Christmas cricket. There's a sing-song and Kriss Akabusi rocks up with a surprise. Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: War On Crime Explosive documentary following Lincolnshire cops as they fight crime across one of the UK's largest counties. (S5, ep 5) 
02:00Karl Pilkington: The Moaning... ...of Life. Karl's journey concludes with a look at different attitudes to death. Contains distressing images, including a dead body, and strong language. (5/5) Also in HD 
03:00A League Of Their Own Unseen footage of the hilarious sports-based quiz show. James Corden referees as two teams, captained by Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp. (S11, ep 9) Also in HD 
04:00Stargate SG-1 Urgo The minds of SG-1 are invaded by a curious being. (S3, ep 16) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 A Hundred Days A freak act of nature leaves Jack O'Neill trapped on a planet with seemingly no hope for return. (S3, ep 17) 
06:00Dogs: An Amazing Animal... ... Family. Man's Best Friend: Patrick Aryee investigates the astonishing history and evolution of dogs and our pets' weird, wild and wonderful relatives. (1 of 3) Also in HD