This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, July 31 2014

06:00Glee Naked Rachel wrestles with her conscience when she's offered a film role that comes with a catch. Over in Lima, the boys get their kits off for a sexy calendar shoot. (S4, ep 12) Also in HD 
07:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Facebooked Exclusive seventh season of the hit reality show following Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. (S7, ep 8) Also in HD 
07:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Exclusive eighth season of the hit reality show following bounty hunter Dog Chapman. Also in HD 
08:00Futurama Amazon Women In The Mood Fry and the others find themselves trapped on a planet of Amazonian women, ruled by a man-hating computer. With the guest voice of Bea Arthur. (S3, ep 5) 
08:30Futurama Bendless Love Bender's all pent-up with bendable frustration, but will working at the bending factory quell his longing or ignite his passions for a fembot co-worker? (S3, ep 6) 
09:00Futurama Godfellas When Bender is accidentally shot into the heavens, he becomes god to a race of tiny aliens. Can he cut the celestial mustard? Probably not. (S4, ep 8) 
09:30Futurama Future Shock A cryogenically frozen 1980s guy is thawed, becomes the CEO of the failing Planet Express company, and threatens to have it gutted by its largest competitor. (S4, ep 9) 
10:00Got To Dance: Warm Up Get a taste of the action to come in series five of the smash-hit dance contest with this look-ahead special. Also in HD New. 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Lange, H. Chris O'Donnell, LL Cool J and co blaze back onto screens with season three. Hetty's life is in danger in a neat comeback episode that plays out in real time. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Deadline NCIS: LA delve into the underground world of the Libyan resistance movement when a reporter is murdered. Plus, Hetty lets slip more details about Callen's past. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Sacrifice The team's services are required to investigate an unlikely alliance between Al-Qaeda and a Mexican drug cartel. Plus, Kensi is bitten by the green-eyed monster. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD 
14:00The Simpsons Simpson Safari The Simpsons journey through Africa, where they encounter jungle animals, tribesmen and a chimp refuge owner with a secret. 
14:30The Simpsons Trilogy Of Error A day in the life of the Simpsons replays three times. Guest starring Frankie Muniz (Malcolm In The Middle) and Joe Mantegna. 
15:00Glee Naked Rachel wrestles with her conscience when she's offered a film role that comes with a catch. Over in Lima, the boys get their kits off for a sexy calendar shoot. (S4, ep 12) Also in HD 
16:00Futurama A Leela Of Her Own Leela believes that she is a pioneer for women's athletics when she becomes the first female major league blernsball player. (S4, ep 10) 
16:30Futurama 30% Iron Chef: Bender learns to cook and competes against the pretentious, popular chef Elzar in an Iron Cook chef contest. (S4, ep 11) 
17:00The Simpsons Cape Feare Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) is released from the Springfield Penitentiary and, as it was Bart that put him in there, is out for revenge... 
17:30Futurama The Day The Earth Stood Stupid When Fry is the Earth's only hope against invading Brain Spawn, he's forced to use the one thing that's held him back his whole life: his mind! (S3, ep 7) 
18:00Futurama That's Lobstertainment Bender and Zoidberg travel to Hollywood in search of stardom. (S3, ep 8) 
18:30The Simpsons To Cur With Love Everyone except for Homer is at panic stations when Santa's Little Helper goes missing, leading Grampa to share a story. (S24, ep 8) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Last Of The Red Hat Mamas A lonely Marge joins a women's group who plan to steal one million dollars from Mr Burns. 
19:30The Simpsons Homer's Paternity Coot When an old letter arrives chez Simpson, Homer realises Grampa may not be his dad after all. Michael York, William H Macy and Joe Frazier guest star. 
20:00Modern Family Mother's Day Claire and Gloria's plan to spend quality time with their kids in the outdoors backfires. Plus, Phil witnesses an unexpected moment of weakness from Jay. (S2, ep 21) Also in HD 
20:30Modern Family Good Cop Bad Dog Claire and Phil swap parenting roles, and Mitchell has a dilemma on his hands when Cameron falls ill. Fred Savage, of The Wonder Years fame, directs. (S2, ep 22) Also in HD 
21:00New: Glee New & Exclusive. New Directions: The gang bid a fond farewell to McKinley High, each other and Mr Shue as Principal Sue calls time on the glee club once and for all. (S5, ep 13) Also in HD 
22:00Stella Stella and Michael clash when the lawyer stumbles upon an uninvited guest in his house. Meanwhile, Luke misses out on a job opportunity with Brenda. (S3, ep 3) Also in HD 
23:00NCIS: Los Angeles Descent Shocks are in store as season four draws to a close. The team resume their search for the stolen nukes, leading to an unlikely alliance with a familiar face. (S4, ep 24) Also in HD 
00:00NCIS: Los Angeles Lange, H. Chris O'Donnell, LL Cool J and co blaze back onto screens with season three. Hetty's life is in danger in a neat comeback episode that plays out in real time. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the work of the Met Police, including the robbery and drug squads and uniformed response unit, in the borough of Hammersmith and Fulham. 
02:00Brit Cops: Rapid Response Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! 
03:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. 
04:00Stargate Atlantis Submersion While searching for an ancient geothermal drilling station on the ocean floor, the team unknowingly awakens a Wraith queen who has lain dormant for thousands of years. Also in HD 
05:00Airline USA Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers on board America's Southwest Airlines. 
05:30Airline USA Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers on board America's Southwest Airlines. 
06:00Glee Diva Finn hopes a visit from Santana will inspire the New Directions to unleash their inner divas, while, in New York, Kurt attempts to curb Rachel's diva tendencies. (S4, ep 13) Also in HD