This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, January 27 2017

06:00UK Border Force The UK Border Agency is an uninvited guest at sham weddings taking place up and down the country. Meanwhile, a Brazilian wanting to see his Brit hubby is stopped at Heathrow. (3/10) Also in HD 
07:00Road Wars Brimming with real-life thrills and spills, Road Wars provides an exclusive insight into the admirable efforts of the Proactive Unit in their war against crime. Strong language. (S6, ep 8) Also in HD 
08:00Monkey Life Resident capuchin TJ stirs up trouble when he joins the new Chilean arrivals. The chimps from Hananya's group, meanwhile, get their teeth cleaned. (S3, ep 5) 
08:30Monkey Life A big decision must be made when alpha male Hananya continues to exhibit violent behaviour. Chimps Simon and Eveline, meanwhile, compete in a swing-off. (S3, ep 6) 
09:00Police Force Australia Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations and major drug busts to murder investigations. (S3, ep 11) 
09:30Police Force Australia Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations and major drug busts to murder investigations. (S3, ep 12) 
10:00Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. A business woman's personal items sound alarms when she tries to cross the border. Plus, what has a crew member on a cargo ship been stashing in the ceiling? (S3, ep 12) Also in HD 
10:30Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. Partygoers cause a commotion for officers at the Coutts crossing. A retired judge finds himself back in court and mail centre officers make a unique discovery. (S3, ep 13) Also in HD 
11:00Forever Punk is Dead Jo's night out with Isaac (returning guest star Cuba Gooding Jr) takes a turn for the worse when they stumble upon a mummified body. (S1, ep 19) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Deep Trouble, Part 2: Hitting the ground running, season six rejoins Sam and Callen on the submarine that's rigged to blow up. Will Hetty come to their rescue? (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ke Kinohi (The Beginning): Emotions run high when Mary Ann is kidnapped. As McGarrett sets out to find his sister, he stumbles upon clues to his mother's murder... (S1, ep 13) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 He Kane Hewa'ole (An Innocent Man): Five-0 investigate when a high-speed car chase culminates with the grisly discovery of a box containing a severed human head. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD 
15:00Road Wars Tonight's high speed chase sees the police racing through the grounds of a Milton Keynes hospital. Also, police stop a speeding driver and realise he can't see! Strong language. (S1, ep 6) 
16:00Modern Family Bixby's Back It's Valentine's Day and that can only mean one thing, the return of Clive Bixby! Plus, Mitchell's PA proves problematic, and Jay and Gloria get competitive. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Princess Party DeDe's back to celebrate Lily's birthday and she's brought some baggage with her. Shelley Long and Matt Dillon guest. Moderate language/flashing images. (S2, ep 15) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons A Hunka Hunka Burns In Love Burns tries to prove that he's still 'got it' when he falls in love with a short order cook. Julia-Louise Dreyfus guest stars. (S13, ep 4) 
17:30Futurama Bender Should Not Be On TV Bender becomes a TV superstar after landing a role on 'All My Circuits' but FART (Fathers Against Rude Television) want him sacked for being loutish. (S5, ep 15) 
18:00Futurama The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Fry does a dodgy deal with the Robot Devil in a bid to become a famous musician and win Leela's heart. (S5, ep 16) 
18:30The Simpsons Wandering Juvie Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy) is Gina, a tough inmate at the Springfield Correctional Facility. When Bart is sent down, the pair become friends... sort of. (S15, ep 16) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons My Big Fat Geek Wedding When Mrs Krabappel calls off her wedding to Principal Skinner, Marge and Homer step in with relationship advice. Like they can talk... (S15, ep 17) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Catch 'Em if you Can: Bart and Lisa pursue Homer and Marge after they sneak away on a second honeymoon. Meanwhile, Grampa catches the eye of a dashing Cuban man. (S15, ep 18) Also in HD 
20:00The Simpsons New & Exclusive. The Town: When Bart roots for a Boston football team, Homer takes the family to Boston to show him what a terrible city it is. Guest starring Bill Burr. (S28, ep 3) Also in HD 
20:30New: Modern Family New & Exclusive. Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook: Luke's party gets an unexpected jumpstart, Cam faces off with his Halloween nemesis and Jay clashes with an old enemy. (S8, ep 5) Also in HD 
21:00Carpool Karaoke Special The Late Late Show host James Corden drives around Los Angeles alongside music stars including Adele and Jennifer Lopez as they sing their biggest hits. Also in HD 
22:00Freddie Down Under New & Exclusive. On Australia's east coast, Freddie and Rob prepare to swim with sharks before spending the night in an unusual camping spot - suspended over a cliff edge. (2 of 6) Also in HD 
23:00Karl Pilkington: The Moaning... ...of Life 2. The Body: Karl discovers the alleged benefits of 'urine therapy' as he explores the lengths people go to in order to stay healthy. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:00A League Of Their Own More never-before-seen footage of Corden and the gang from series eight. Also in HD 
00:30A League Of Their Own More never-before-seen footage of Corden and the gang from series eight. Also in HD 
01:00The Force: Manchester Fast-paced series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. The team races into action when an armed gang starts fighting in one of the city's busiest areas. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD New. 
02:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Seventh Child The team attempt to reach out to a child who is in grave danger when they uncover a terrorist cell that's brainwashing children. (S7, ep 19) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Lanakila (Victory): Tag along with the famous Five (-0) as they track down a violent convict who escaped from an island prison. A surprise is in store for McGarrett too. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
04:00Zoo Tales A look behind the scenes at both the Taronga and Western Plains Zoos in Australia to see the adventures of the zoo animals and the work done by the dedicated staff. (S2, ep 1) 
04:30Zoo Tales A look behind the scenes at both the Taronga and Western Plains Zoos in Australia to see the adventures of the zoo animals and the work done by the dedicated staff. (S2, ep 2) 
05:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 3) 
05:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 4) 
06:00Ashley Banjo's Big Town Dance The pressure is on when Ashley gives his latest crew, made up of Stockton's entertainment and leisure industry workers, the toughest routine so far. (4/6) Also in HD