This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, November 28 2014

06:00The Real A & E Teessider Michael suffers a postie's worst nightmare when a dog sinks its teeth into his arm. Across town an ice hockey player is out cold when he hits his head on the rink. Also in HD 
06:30The Real A & E Champion jockey Jaqueline is airlifted to A&E after being thrown from her horse. And doctors fear 13-year-old Charlie has the first signs of a rare and disfiguring disease. Also in HD 
07:00Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie A hotshot American director flies in to shoot a snazzy advert, while the Greggs chefs set to work concocting the holy grail of low-fat pastries. Can they crack the recipe? (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
08:00Futurama Time Keeps On Slipping When the Professor creates a mutant team to take on the Harlem Globetrotters, he disrupts the time/space continuum, with eye-opening results. (S3, ep 14) 
08:30Futurama I Dated A Robot In his quest to live out his fantasies, Fry downloads a virtual Lucy Liu humanoid ('Liubot'), with whom he falls in love. Lucy Liu guest stars. (S3, ep 15) 
09:00NCIS: Los Angeles Iron Curtain Rising The team are tasked to locate a war criminal using a false identity. Plus, Kensi learns the objective of her mission in Afghanistan. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD 
10:00NCIS: Los Angeles Allegiance The team must pull together, including an Afghanistan-based Kensi, to diffuse a terrorist plot sparked by the murder of a Financial Crimes agent. (S5, ep 13) Also in HD 
11:00Hawaii Five-0 Makani 'Olu a Holo Malie (Fair Winds and Following Seas): Catherine receives a dramatic blast from the past, prompting her to make a life-changing decision. (S4, ep 21) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 O ka Pili'Ohana ka 'Oi (Family Comes First): Desperate times call for desperate measures in this gripping season finale when Grover's daughter is kidnapped. (S4, ep 22) Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Zero Days Suspicions are aroused when Eric's friend, a computer expert, is attacked. Kensi, meanwhile, is reunited with a familiar face from her past. (S5, ep 18) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Spoils of War Pressure mounts as the team race to Afghanistan to rescue Kensi from the Taliban's clutches. Hetty, meanwhile, has some secrets to share. (S5, ep 19) Also in HD 
15:00Obese: A Year To Save My... ...Life USA. Fitness guru Chris Powell takes Nyla, a 27-year-old from Texas weighing 435lb, under his tutorship for a year to help her lose weight and improve her health. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD 
16:00Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie Enjoy the final slice of the moreish documentary. The winner of the coveted Shop of the Year award is announced, before big boss Ken says an emotional goodbye. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Moe'n'a Lisa Believing Moe to have the tormented soul of an artist, Lisa helps him discover his inner poet. But when success goes to his head and he abandons her, Homer vows revenge... 
17:30Futurama Roswell That Ends Well When the Planet Express ship travels through time to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947, Fry becomes his own progeny. (S4, ep 1) 
18:00Futurama A Tale Of Two Santas When the gang accidently freeze Santa (who is a robot intent on destroying Christmas) Fry revives the traditional image of the kindly bringer of gifts. (S4, ep 2) 
18:30The Simpsons Ice Cream Of Marge (With The Light Blue Hair): After losing his job, Homer becomes an ice-cream man. But his dedication to his new career threatens to undermine his marriage. 
19:00The Simpsons Homer's Barbershop Quartet Homer tells his family about his rise to superstardom as a member of the barbershop quartet, The Be Sharps. David Crosby and George Harrison feature. 
19:30The Simpsons New & Exclusive. Treehouse of Horror XXV: Our annual helping of twisted tales features a trip to hell, a spin on A Clockwork Orange and the return of some familiar faces. (S26, ep 4) Also in HD 
20:00The Simpsons Rosebud Mr Burns sparks a huge town-wide hunt for his beloved teddy bear Bobo, but when it turns up in Maggie's arms, Burns faces a tough battle to get it back. With The Ramones. Also in HD 
20:30The Simpsons Cape Feare Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) is released from the Springfield Penitentiary and, as it was Bart that put him in there, is out for revenge... Also in HD 
21:00Football's Funniest Moments 3 A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. (3/3) Also in HD New. 
22:00Micky Flanagan's Detour De... ...France. New & Exclusive. They drank, they cycled, they drank some more. Now it's time for Micky and Noel to head back home - not before a couple of last-minute trips, though. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
23:00Britcam: Emergency On... ...Our Streets. Immediate care specialist Andy races to the rescue of a girl who has fallen off her horse, while, in Northamptonshire, police pull the plug on a party. (3/10) 
00:00NCIS: Los Angeles Merry Evasion Callen and co are working overtime this Christmas, putting their holiday plans on hold to investigate an attack on the Senator's daughter. (S5, ep 12) Also in HD 
01:00Hawaii Five-0 Hoku Welowelo (Fire In The Sky): Conspiracy theorist Jerry Ortega (returning guest star Jorge Garcia) helps the Five-0 solve a triple homicide. (S4, ep 16) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 Ma lalo o ka 'lli (Beneath The Surface): Danny forces a reunion between his parents, while Jerry helps McGarrett decipher a code at the bottom of his champ box. (S4, ep 17) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Ho'i Hou (Reunited): Chin Ho's high school reunion is interrupted by the grisly murder of a tycoon in an extra special episode voted for by viewers in the US. (S4, ep 18) Also in HD 
04:00Stargate Atlantis Sateda Ronon Dex is captured by the Wraith and returned to his homeworld, where he is haunted by his past as he is forced to once again become their prey. Also in HD 
05:00Crash Test Dummies More crazy capers from the boys in Dummyworld. Steve and Dan decide to test the strength of bulletproof glass by throwing their balls at it. Also in HD 
05:30Crash Test Dummies What would a Crash Test Dummy do with a jet of water powerful enough to strip flesh from bone or cut through a block of concrete? Aim it at their sidekick Jake of course. Also in HD 
06:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Exclusive eighth season of the hit reality show following bounty hunter Dog Chapman. Also in HD