This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Monday, August 25 2014

06:00The Real A & E Series exposing the reality of life and death in the UK's biggest A&E department. The helicopter team rushes to a road accident. Contains some strong images of real life injuries. Also in HD 
06:30The Real A & E Fly on the wall series which follows the work of the medical team at Coventry University Hospital's A&E. The team rushes to help a woman who is impaled on a rusty garden fence. Also in HD 
07:00Modern Family The Wedding, Part 1: Celebrations are in order as Mitch and Cam prepare to tie the knot. Unexpected obstacles, however, threaten to ruin their big day. (S5, ep 23) Also in HD 
07:30Modern Family The Wedding, Part 2: Everything that could go wrong has for Mitch and Cam and their disastrous big day. Find out if this season finale can turn things around. (S5, ep 24) Also in HD 
08:00Futurama I Second That Emotion After Bender flushes Nibbler down a toilet, Fry, Leela and Bender journey through a sewer system inhabited by mutants. (S2, ep 1) 
08:30Futurama Brannigan, Begin Again After being court-martialled, Zap Brannigan joins the Planet Express team only to inspire Fry and Bender to mutiny against Leela. (S2, ep 2) 
09:00The Rover Special Film Robert Pattinson, Guy Pearce and director David Michod chat about their intense new big-screen drama. Also in HD 
09:15Futurama A Head in the Polls When a mining disaster traps the only supply of titanium and 1000 robots, Bender becomes highly profitable and decides to sell his entire body... (S2, ep 3) 
09:45Futurama Xmas Story Fry and Leela find themselves targeted by a murderous robotic Santa Claus and Bender volunteers at a shelter for homeless robots. Featuring the voice of John Goodman. (S2, ep 4) 
10:15Futurama Bender's Big Score A feature-length instalment of the animated favourite. Earth is invaded by some sticky-fingered aliens, with whom Fry, Bender, Leela et al must do battle. (S9, ep 17) Also in HD 
12:00Got To Dance New & Exclusive. The auditions continue as the judges say yay or nay to a few more hopefuls determined to turn their dancing dreams into a reality. (S5, ep 5) Also in HD 
13:00Got To Dance New & Exclusive. Tough decisions need to be made as judges Kimberly, Ashley and Adam add one last budding dance star to their teams. (S5, ep 6) Also in HD 
14:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXIII Enjoy another helping of Halloween-inspired tales. Homer and Marge receive a Mayan makeover, before Bart stirs up trouble in 1974. (S24, ep 2) Also in HD 
14:30The Simpsons Moonshine River Season 24 begins in style with a trip to New York as Bart tries to win back former flame Mary Spuckler (returning guest star Zooey Deschanel). (S24, ep 1) Also in HD 
15:00Modern Family And One to Grow On Phil tries to share his love of dance with an unenthusiastic Luke, and Mitch and Cam enter the cutthroat world of wedding venue-booking. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD 
15:30Modern Family Under Pressure Gloria settles a score with a 'mean girl' mum, and Mitch tries to out-green his neighbour. Guest starring Jane Krakowski and Jesse Eisenberg. (S5, ep 12) Also in HD 
16:00Futurama Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love When Zoidberg runs amok during mating season, Fry sets out to teach him how to woo a mate. (S2, ep 5) 
16:30Futurama Put Your Head On My Shoulders Valentine's Day turns into a nightmare for Fry after his head is surgically attached to Amy's body. (S2, ep 6) 
17:00The Simpsons Black-Eyed, Please Flanders is riddled with guilt after punching Homer, and Lisa gets on the wrong side of her substitute teacher. Guest starring Tina Fey. (S24, ep 15) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Lesser Of Two Evils Fry fears the worst when Bender's exact duplicate joins the crew on a mission to deliver a valuable atomic tiara to The Miss Universe pageant. (S2, ep 7) 
18:00Futurama Raging Bender Bender's popularity soars when he becomes a successful pro-wrestler. (S2, ep 8) 
18:30The Simpsons A Test Before Trying Springfield Elementary faces possible closure unless Bart passes an exam. Meanwhile, Homer tries to scam unwitting drivers. (S24, ep 10) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons The Front Lisa and Bart compose a script full of gratuitous violence and submit it to the producers of 'Itchy & Scratchy'. Featuring the guest voice of Brooke Shields. 
19:30New: Got To Dance New & Exclusive. Ashley's acts take to the stage in the first live semi-final heat. (S5, ep 7) Also in HD 
21:00New: 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy New & Exclusive. Tag along with Irish presenter Baz Ashmawy and his lovely mammy Nancy as they embark on the adventure of a lifetime. First stop is Las Vegas, followed by LA. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
22:00An Idiot Abroad 2 Karl Comes Home Mr Pilkington is back in Blighty and reunites with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant to reflect on his experiences. There are a few surprises in store, too... (8/8) Also in HD 
23:00NCIS: Los Angeles Disorder The glossy crime drama returns. When two men are killed in a shootout, the team's key witness is a former Navy Intelligence Officer with post traumatic stress. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD 
00:00NCIS: Los Angeles Overwatch The team is called in when a body containing top secret residue is stolen from an autopsy room. Meanwhile, Callen dares to challenge the almighty Hetty. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. 
02:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. 
03:00Road Wars More action-packed endeavours from the Proactive Elite Unit. Tonight, the team tackle Russian scam artists, a mini-moto menace and a dangerous driver. Strong language. Also in HD 
04:00Stargate Atlantis Outcast When Lt Colonel John Sheppard receives word that his father has died, he returns to Earth. But once there, he becomes embroiled in a covert and dangerous experiment gone awry. Also in HD 
05:00Airline USA Love Is In The Air Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers onboard America's Southwest Airlines. (S1, ep 9) 
05:30Airline USA A Team Effort Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers onboard America's Southwest Airlines. (S1, ep 10) 
06:00The Real A & E Fly on the wall series which follows the work of the medical team at Coventry University Hospital's A&E. The team rushes to help a woman who is impaled on a rusty garden fence. Also in HD