This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, October 9 2015

06:00Monkey Life A pair of Mueller's gibbons develop a taste for the high life in the treetops, and a specialist doctor is called in when Freddy's bowel complaint fails to improve. (S3, ep 17) 
06:30Monkey Life Alison visits Dao Tien island in Vietnam, the site of Monkey World's foreign sanctuary for endangered primates. The team set out to free two rare monkeys, too. (S3, ep 18) 
07:00Road Wars Elite cops Rosie and Darren are at the centre of a dramatic manhunt through the back gardens of a posh estate, while Chris and Simon face a notorious drug addict in Milton Keynes. 
08:00Futurama Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences Fry and co console alien leader Lrrr, who, after a bungled invasion of Earth, is caught in the throes of a mid-life crisis. (S7, ep 11) Also in HD 
08:30Futurama The Mutants Are Revolting Leela's sent underground for being a mutant, though she's not the kind of intergalactic gal to take things lying down... (S7, ep 12) Also in HD 
09:00British Masters Golf Round two of the British Masters Supported By Sky Sports at Woburn Golf Club in Buckinghamshire, England. This is the first time the event has been held at Woburn since 2002. Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Holiday Spectacular The Planet Express crew celebrate a trio of holidays, learning the meaning of X-mas, Robanukah and - of course - Kwanzaa. (S7, ep 13) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Benderama Season eight kicks off with a crisis when the Earth is overrun by increasingly tiny Benders. Guest starring Patton Oswalt as Giant Unattractive Monster. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Bart's Inner Child Marge takes Bart and Lisa to an 'inner child' seminar. Featuring the special guest voice of James Brown. 
19:00The Simpsons Boy-Scoutz 'n The Hood: Homer and Bart find themselves in trouble on a raft hurtling towards rapids. Featuring the special guest voice of Ernest Borgnine. 
19:30The Simpsons Last Temptation Of Homer Homer is attracted to a sexy new co-worker with a personality identical to his own. Featuring the guest voice of Michelle Pfeiffer. 
20:00A League Of Their Own Let the games begin in a top-notch episode featuring West Ham manager Sam Allardyce, Paralympic champion Dame Sarah Storey and funnyman David Walliams. (S7, ep 3) Also in HD 
21:00New: Mount Pleasant New & Exclusive. Lisa and Dan attempt to patch up their problems with a date night. However, things fail to go exactly as planned. (S5, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:00One Hundred And Eighty! New & Exclusive. Darts stars Phil Taylor and James Wade team up with darts-mad fans to help them win a prize. Game show hosted by Davina McCall with Freddie Flintoff. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
23:00Zoo New & Exclusive. Zoo: The Cheese Stands Alone: A cargo ship brings an invasion of bloodthirsty rats to Massachusetts. Mitch attempts to cut a deal to to save his sister's life. (8 of 13) Also in HD 
00:00NCIS: Los Angeles Unwritten Rule All is not as it seems when the girlfriend of a former Navy officer is kidnapped. Deeks, meanwhile, unwittingly breaks one of Hetty's rules. (S5, ep 5) Also in HD 
01:00NCIS: Los Angeles Blaze of Glory Extra assistance is required when Callen and co search for the culprit behind a missile test hijacking. (S6, ep 19) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 Akanahe (Reluctant Partner): Following the Governor's orders, McGarrett and Grover join forces to bring in a skilled computer hacker. Nick Jonas guest stars. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Ha'uoli La Ho'omoaika'i (Happy Thanksgiving): McGarrett juggles a deadly plot to kill the US president with a visit from his aunt (guest star Carol Burnett). (S4, ep 9) Also in HD 
04:00UK Border Force Dazzling Denzil, a traveller at Heathrow, impresses immigration with his name, but his chances of entry look slim when his bag reveals some very interesting forgeries. (9/10) Also in HD 
05:00UK Border Force The topical documentary draws to a close. Conflict is stirred between an immigration officer and her boss, and customs target travellers attempting to smuggle illegal goods. (10/10) Also in HD 
06:00Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year... ...Old? Dick and Dom present the daily quiz that tests the nation's adults on questions spanning the primary school national curriculum in a bid to win 25,000. How smart are you? Also in HD