This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, September 2 2016

06:00The Dog Whisperer Series four of the mutt-see documentary charting the ups and downs of Cesar Millan as he helps pet owners struggling to cope with their problematic pooches. (S4, ep 15) Also in HD 
07:00Monkey Life Baby chimp Rodders needs to have a tooth removed after a rough playing session, and John examines the leg that ape Jimmy nearly lost. (S2, ep 15) 
07:30Monkey Life Cheeky chimp Seamus makes the jump from the nursery to the bachelor pad. Trouble looms for toddler orangutan Aris, too, when he's drawn into a fight. (S2, ep 16) 
08:00Zoo Tales A look behind the scenes at both the Taronga and Western Plains Zoos in Australia to see the adventures of the zoo animals and the work done by the dedicated staff. (S1, ep 5) 
08:30Zoo Tales A look behind the scenes at both the Taronga and Western Plains Zoos in Australia to see the adventures of the zoo animals and the work done by the dedicated staff. (S1, ep 6) 
09:00Futurama Ghost In The Machines Bender bites the dust, but, like most televisual ghosts, the bot is having trouble 'moving on'. (S8, ep 3) Also in HD 
09:30Futurama Law & Oracle Fry packs in his job and becomes a police officer in the Future Crimes Division, only to find Bender in the frame for a not-yet-committed misdemeanour. (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
10:00Modern Family Clean Away Phil and Luke hold Claire back as she tries to declutter. Cameron panics when Jay decides to take up a new hobby and Gloria tries her hand at golf. (S7, ep 12) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family The Thunk in the Trunk Phil decides to take a stand against playing the invisible housewife. Meanwhile, Cam and Mitch turn on the charm for their new lodgers. (S7, ep 13) Also in HD 
11:00David Attenborough's... ...Conquest of the Skies. Triumph: In the final episode, Sir David Attenborough turns his attention to the creatures that dominate our skies today. (Ep 3 of 3) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Internal Affairs The team must race to prove their colleague's innocence when Marty Deeks is put behind bars for killing his former partner. (S7, ep 10) Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Cancel Christmas: The team investigate the poisoning of a suspected spy. Meanwhile, Deeks and Kensi struggle to organise their festive plans. (S7, ep 11) Also in HD 
14:00The Simpsons Brake My Wife Please Steve Buscemi and Jane Kaczmarek (Malcolm In The Middle's Lois) star in an episode which sees Homer banned from driving and Marge losing her marbles. (S14, ep 20) Also in HD 
14:30The Simpsons Bart Of War Marge sentences Bart to 'supervised activities' after the police catch him and Milhouse ransacking Flanders' Beatles memorabilia. (S14, ep 21) Also in HD 
15:00The Simpsons Moe Baby Blues Maggie and Moe form a bond, much to Marge and Homer's unease. But they change their minds when a run-in with the Springfield Mafia sees Moe become a hero. (S14, ep 22) Also in HD 
15:30The Simpsons Dangerous Curves Flashbacks reveal the rocky romance between Marge and Homer, taking us back to a time when the lovebirds were tempted by rivals. Cupid soon sets them straight. (S20, ep 5) Also in HD 
16:00The Simpsons Homer And Lisa Exchange Cross Words Forgetting about family ties, Homer bets against his daughter in a crossword contest. Can he make it up to Lisa? (S20, ep 6) Also in HD 
16:30The Simpsons Coming To Homerica Expect political incorrectness aplenty in this socially aware closer to season 20. Prejudices are stirred when Springfield is swamped by immigrants. (S20, ep 21) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Call Of The Simpson The family are stranded in the wilderness after a camping trip goes wrong. Things don't get much better when Homer is mistaken for Bigfoot... 
17:30Futurama The Silence of the Clamps Bender enters witness protection after seeing a vicious 'clamping' and testifying against the head of the Robot Mafia. (S8, ep 5) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Yo Leela Leela Fame and fortune goes to Leela's head when she creates a huge children's TV hit, and it's up to Fry and co to administer the necessary reality check. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Homer the Great Homer is elected as leader of a secret society. Featuring the guest voice of Patrick Stewart. (S6, ep 12) 
19:00The Simpsons And Maggie Makes Three Marge gathers her family together for some quality family time. (S6, ep 13) 
19:30The Simpsons Bart's Comet Springfield is horrified to discover that a comet named after Bart is on a collision course with the town. (S6, ep 14) 
20:00Modern Family Best Men Mitch and Cam's best gal pal, Sal (guest star Elizabeth Banks) is back with a bombshell, and Phil steps in to help Luke woo a girl he likes. Moderate sex references. (S4, ep 17) Also in HD 
20:30Modern Family The Wow Factor Claire and Cam clash while flipping the house, and Mitch defuses a situation between Lily and a classmate via a game of handball. (S4, ep 18) Also in HD 
21:00A League Of Their Own Series eight of the Bafta-winning sports panel show. In a star-studded opener, James Corden and co are joined by Frank Lampard, Kevin Bridges and Judy Murray. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
22:00Football's Funniest Moments A look back at the most laugh-out-loud moments from the world of Premier League football, including interviews with the great and good of the game, pundits and a batch of comedians. Also in HD 
23:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo New & Exclusive. The fact-busting comedy panel series is back as Lee Mack is joined by Ross Kemp, Bob Mortimer and Sara Cox to put a host of fascinating titbits to the test. (S5, ep 1) Also in HD 
00:00Zoo New & Exclusive. Jamie's Got a Gun: As the rest of the team look for evidence related to the triple helix in a quaint English town, Mitch digs into Jackson's past. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
01:00NCIS: Los Angeles Internal Affairs The team must race to prove their colleague's innocence when Marty Deeks is put behind bars for killing his former partner. (S7, ep 10) Also in HD 
02:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Cancel Christmas: The team investigate the poisoning of a suspected spy. Meanwhile, Deeks and Kensi struggle to organise their festive plans. (S7, ep 11) Also in HD 
03:00Limitless Finale Part 1!: The FBI launch a city-wide investigation when NZT floods New York City's streets. Meanwhile, Brian struggles to adjust to his new reality. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD 
04:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 5) 
05:00Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S7, ep 3) 
05:30Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S7, ep 4) 
06:00The Dog Whisperer Sasha & Shep A wheelchair-bound owner wants to keep her German shepherd in line. And Sasha the Lhasa apso must learn who's boss. It's time to call in Cesar the dog trainer.