This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Monday, October 3 2016

06:00Futurama The Cryonic Woman A woman from Fry's past thaws out in the year 3000, but when she feels out of place, she and Fry journey a thousand years into the future. (S3, ep 3) 
06:30Futurama Parasites Lost A miniature version of the Planet Express crew attempts to rid Fry's body of parasitic worms; meanwhile, Leela finds Fry's new personality irresistible. (S3, ep 4) 
07:00Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 17) 
07:30Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 18) 
08:00Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 19) 
08:30Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 20) 
09:00Hawaii Five-0 Pilot An adrenaline-fuelled update of one of TV's most iconic shows. In this series opener, Steve McGarrett heads to Hawaii to track down the man who killed his father. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
10:00Hawaii Five-0 Ohana (Family): More thrills and spills to satisfy the appetites of action junkies. The reassembled Five-0 team investigate the abduction of a cyber-terrorism expert. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
11:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S5, ep 15) 
12:00Forever Memories of Murder Sparks fly when dominatrix Molly Dawes reappears to help Henry solve the murder of a young woman obsessed with the past. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Malama Ka Aina (Respect The Land): The Five-0 team investigate when a simmering gang war spills over at a high school football game. Plus, Danny has issues with his ex-wife. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Lanakila (Victory): Tag along with the famous Five (-0) as they track down a violent convict who escaped from an island prison. A surprise is in store for McGarrett too. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Deep Trouble, Part 2: Hitting the ground running, season six rejoins Sam and Callen on the submarine that's rigged to blow up. Will Hetty come to their rescue? (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
16:00A Town Called Eureka Games People Play As if one Eureka wasn't enough, now we discover there are two. Jack is catapulted into a virtual world, but one that is soon to become a nightmare. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
17:00Futurama Amazon Women In The Mood Fry and the others find themselves trapped on a planet of Amazonian women, ruled by a man-hating computer. With the guest voice of Bea Arthur. (S3, ep 5) 
17:30Futurama Bendless Love Bender's all pent-up with bendable frustration, but will working at the bending factory quell his longing or ignite his passions for a fembot co-worker? (S3, ep 6) 
18:00Modern Family Leap Day With Cam's birthday falling every four years, Mitch is under pressure to do something special. Emotions are running high at the Dunphys'. Mild violence/mature themes. (S3, ep 17) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons My Strummer Vacation Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Lenny Kravitz, Tom Petty and Elvis Costello are among the guest stars who help Homer realise his dreams of being a rock dude. (S14, ep 2) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Bart vs. Lisa vs. The 3rd Grade: Lisa's got competition for the 'class brain' role from none other than Bart when she is promoted and he is demoted to the same 3rd grade class. (S14, ep 3) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Helter Shelter When the Simpson house undergoes fumigation, the family is forced to seek shelter elsewhere and ends up in a reality TV programme about a house from the 1800's. (S14, ep 5) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by John McEnroe, Jimmy Carr and Alesha Dixon in this hilarious sports-based quiz show. (S11, ep 2) Also in HD 
21:00New: 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammies New & Exclusive. Baz and the mammies head to New Orleans where they join a gospel choir, learn what okie noodling is, take part in an eating contest and jump out of a plane. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
22:00Freddie Fries Again Wales Freddie Flintoff hits the high notes with a choir in Blaengarw as his fellow fryer Rob tries to prove that Wales is the best place in the British Isles. (5 of 6) Also in HD 
23:00Ross Kemp Extreme World New & Exclusive Colombia: Ross Kemp investigates how Colombia's drug trade is undermining the war-torn country's attempts to forge a peace accord after decades of civil war. (S5, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:00The Force: Essex New & Exclusive. Night of the Long Knives: Essex Police's fight against knife crime continues when a dispute between neighbours gets out of control. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD 
01:00Most Shocking: Under Siege Under Siege Cameras capture the moment a robbery suspect hijacks a vehicle and takes the driver hostage in Dallas. In Australia, police must deal with a man armed with a knife. (S1, ep 8) 
02:00Most Daring: Sudden Terror Sudden Terror 2: A jet ski goes out of control, a professional wrestler botches a spot, and a passer-by catches the biggest propane explosion you'll ever see. (S2, ep 9) 
03:00Brit Cops: Rapid Response Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 2) 
04:00RSPCA Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 4) 
04:30RSPCA Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 5) 
05:00Raising Hope Mrs. Smartypants: After being outsmarted by a toddler, Jimmy returns to school. The quest for knowledge is a bumpy ride thanks to Virginia and guest star Fred Willard. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD 
05:30Raising Hope Gambling Again Virginia takes charge to stop Burt's gambling but she ends up with a vice of her own. Also, Sabrina casts Hope as the lead in her play about Hilary Clinton. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
06:00Futurama Amazon Women In The Mood Fry and the others find themselves trapped on a planet of Amazonian women, ruled by a man-hating computer. With the guest voice of Bea Arthur. (S3, ep 5)