This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, April 24 2015

06:00The Real A & E A 73-year-old golfer has a heart attack on the fairway, but is saved by his quick-thinking friends. Elsewhere a 12 year old crashes his motorbike on his parents' farm. Also in HD 
06:30The Real A & E A playground fight leaves a 12 year old with spinal injuries. Across town, a hole in the pavement proves the undoing of a fitter's mate who falls into a pub cellar, injuring his leg. Also in HD 
07:00Dog The Bounty Hunter The Montrose Files And Then There Were None: Exclusive seventh season of the hit reality show following bounty hunter Dog Chapman. (S7, ep 17) Also in HD 
08:00The Fanatics Knowledge is power as Baz Ashmawy picks the brains of a Eurovision enthusiast, a mega Sherlock fan and a hopeful hooked on fishing. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
09:00NCIS: Los Angeles Allegiance The team must pull together, including an Afghanistan-based Kensi, to diffuse a terrorist plot sparked by the murder of a Financial Crimes agent. (S5, ep 13) Also in HD 
10:00NCIS: Los Angeles War Cries Danger looms for Nell when an investigation into a double murder takes a dark turn, while in Afghanistan, Kensi thinks she's found her mole. (S5, ep 14) Also in HD 
11:00Hawaii Five-0 Na Hala a ka makua (Sins of the Father): Tensions mount when McGarrett and Danny are kidnapped by a convict desperate to clear his name. Michael Madsen guests. (S4, ep 14) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Pale 'la (Buried Secrets): A surprise is in store for Danny when his mum (guest star Melanie Griffith) stops by. Contains violent and distressing scenes. (S4, ep 15) Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Tuhon Callen and Sam head to Mexico to find Tuhon, a retired assassin they encountered on their first ever case together. Danny Trejo guest stars. (S5, ep 15) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Fish Out of Water Kensi investigates a helicopter crash connected to the elusive White Ghost. In LA, meanwhile, a DEA agent temporarily joins the team. (S5, ep 16) Also in HD 
15:00The Fanatics Find out who knows their stuff when a massive Twilight fan, a wrestling obsessive and a Titanic expert swing by the studio. Baz Ashmawy hosts. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
16:00Futurama T. The Terrestrial: Fry befriends a young monster after being abandoned on a distant planet while searching for herbal supplements for the Professor. (S10, ep 3) Also in HD 
16:30Futurama Forty Percent Leadbelly Bender's hopes of being a folk singer are reignited when he crosses paths with his idol, Silicon Red, in a space prison. (S10, ep 4) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons The Mook, The Chef, The Wife & Her Homer The Simpsons become immersed in Springfield's criminal underworld when Homer becomes the Don of a local mob family. Guest starring Metallica. 
17:30Futurama The Inhuman Torch Bender is transformed into a hero after becoming a firefighter and pulling off a series of rescue attempts. Suspicions are aroused, though. (S10, ep 5) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Saturday Morning Fun Pit In one of the show's most out-there outings, the Planet Express crew secure roles in a trio of Saturday morning-style cartoons. (S10, ep 6) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Lisa The Beauty Queen When Lisa has a cartoon caricature of herself drawn by an artist at a carnival, she develops an acute inferiority complex. Bob Hope guest stars. 
19:00The Simpsons Itchy & Scratchy The Movie: When Bart is naughty, Homer and Marge ban him from seeing the new Itchy and Scratchy movie, a punishment which even Marge thinks may be too severe. 
19:30The Simpsons New Kid On The Block Bart falls in love with the new neighbour (Sara Gilbert) when she babysits, while Homer and Marge enjoy the 'all you can eat' special at the Frying Dutchman. 
20:00Relatively Clever New & Exclusive. Mel Giedroyc plays referee as two more families go head-to-head, the Edwards from West Sussex, and Leicestershire locals the Churches. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
21:00Trollied Some fake banknotes are doing the rounds and, egged on by Lisa, Rose shops an innocent customer. Daniel tries to find the perfect position for Charlie, too. (S4, ep 3) Also in HD 
21:30Trollied Brian struggles to hide his scepticism when first aid training gets under way, while security guard Ian is outfoxed by an unwelcome visitor to the store. (S4, ep 4) Also in HD 
22:00The Simpsons The Saga Of Carl Friendships are tested when Carl skips town with $200,000, winnings from a lottery ticket he bought with Homer, Moe and Lenny. (S24, ep 21) Also in HD 
22:30The Simpsons What Animated Women Want Homer sets out to save his marriage (yet again), while Milhouse tries his hand at being a bad boy to impress Lisa. (S24, ep 17) Also in HD 
23:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Frozen Lake Emotions run high for Deeks and Kensi during a tense operation triggered by the murder of a Pentagon consultant and a stolen thumb drive. (S5, ep 10) Also in HD 
00:00Hawaii Five-0 Palekaiko (Paradise): When an abducted woman is found with almost no memory of the event, Five-0 investigate and are embroiled in a complex case that keeps them guessing. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD 
01:00Hawaii Five-0 Hana 'A'a Makehewa (Desperate Measures): Buffy's James Marsters returns and makes it a Christmas to remember for the Five-0, replacing holiday spirit with a high-tech bomb. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD 
02:00NCIS: Los Angeles Merry Evasion Callen and co are working overtime this Christmas, putting their holiday plans on hold to investigate an attack on the Senator's daughter. (S5, ep 12) Also in HD 
03:00NCIS: Los Angeles Allegiance The team must pull together, including an Afghanistan-based Kensi, to diffuse a terrorist plot sparked by the murder of a Financial Crimes agent. (S5, ep 13) Also in HD 
04:00Hawaii Five-0 Heihei (Race): While investigating a heist involving a highly skilled ring of thieves, Danny is forced to call in a favour from his ex-wife to help him crack the case. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
05:00Stargate Atlantis Phantoms While on a mission to rescue a lost team, Sheppard and Ronon are placed in serious danger when they are influenced by a mind-altering device created by the Wraith. Also in HD 
06:00Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year... ...Old? Dick and Dom present the daily quiz that tests the nation's adults on questions spanning the primary school national curriculum in a bid to win 25,000. How smart are you? Also in HD