This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Monday, December 12 2016

06:00Harrow: A Very British School Aliens on the Hill While the sixth formers reflect on the school's eclectic traditions, the Shells are still getting to grips with what it means to be a Harrovian. (4/8) Also in HD 
07:00It's Me Or The Dog Twenty-year-old former model Jade thought Chinese crested Tallulah would be the perfect accessory. Little did she know that this dog is a diva with her own baggage. 
07:30It's Me Or The Dog Ben is an Alsatian with an attitude problem who refuses to be ordered around. Dog expert Victoria attempts to bring a halt to his bad boy ways. But will Ben play nice? 
08:00Wild Vets The routine spaying of a lioness turns into a fight for life when she stops breathing, a panda takes a pregnancy test and staff and volunteers try to rescue a pod of whales. (S1, ep 10) 
08:30Wild Vets It's time to whiten up sickly capuchin monkey Ricky's choppers, as he heads to the Wellington Zoo dentist; and, at Orana Wildlife Park, a giant water buffalo gets neutered. (S1, ep 11) 
09:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. 
09:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. 
10:00RSPCA Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 5) 
10:30RSPCA Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 6) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Active Measures: More dangerous and elusive criminals are on the loose as the hit police procedural drama following a tight-knit team of NCIS agents returns. (S7, ep 1) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Citadel DEA agent Talia Del Campo turns to the team for help when her partner is murdered. Plus, Deeks surprises a suspicious Kensi. (S7, ep 2) Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Driving Miss Diaz Kensi and Deeks head undercover as the team try to protect a famous model who is thought to have escaped a massacre in Peru. (S7, ep 3) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Ua helele'i ka hoku (Fallen Star): The team look into the murder of an Elvis impersonator. Contains strong violence from the outset. (S5, ep 21) Also in HD 
15:00Modern Family Treehouse Gloria gives Jay an ultimatum, Cam takes a bet too far and Phil builds a treehouse. Guest starring Chazz Palminteri, Kevin Hart and Leslie Mann. Mature themes. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD 
15:30Modern Family After The Fire When a neighbour's house burns down, the gang roll up their sleeves to help, but their best-intentioned plans don't run smoothly. Mild language/sexual references. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD 
16:00Futurama A Fishful Of Dollars Fry discovers that a small amount of money left in his old bank account has accumulated into a fortune. Featuring the guest voice of Pamela Anderson. (S1, ep 6) 
16:30Futurama My Three Suns Fry finds himself the ruler of an alien world after he accidentally consumes the planet's emperor. (S1, ep 7) 
17:00The Simpsons Dial 'N' For Nerder: When a cliff-side prank goes wrong, Bart and Lisa are convinced they've killed teacher's pet Martin Prince. Marge wages war against Homer's jelly belly. (S19, ep 14) 
17:30Futurama A Big Piece Of Garbage A colossal chunk of stinking garbage threatens to destroy New New York City. Featuring the guest voice of inventor Ron Popeil as himself. (S1, ep 8) 
18:00Futurama Hell Is Other Robots Bender turns to religion after becoming addicted to electricity. Featuring the voices of The Beastie Boys and Dan Castellaneta (voice of Homer Simpson). (S1, ep 9) 
18:30The Simpsons The Girl Code There are major consequences for hubby Homer when Marge posts a photo online. Stephen Merchant lends his voice. (S27, ep 7) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles Homer buys a new brand of milk, which has major effects on Bart and Lisa. Plus, Bart attempts to woo his new teacher. (S27, ep 11) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Much Apu About Something Having given up pranking, Bart can't resist returning to his trickster life when Jay transforms the Kwik-E-Mart. (S27, ep 12) 
20:00New: Supergirl New & Exclusive. Medusa: This special crossover episode sees Supergirl, The Flash, Green Arrow and DC's Legends of Tomorrow unite against an alien race called the Dominators. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD 
21:00New: Trollied New & Exclusive. Duncan takes great delight in announcing the failure of Gavin's health food drive, while Neville is roped into giving Linda driving lessons. (S6, ep 6) Also in HD 
21:30New: Trollied New & Exclusive. Cheryl orders Gavin to cooperate with Duncan as he launches a new energy drink in store. Meanwhile, things between Holly, Katie and Daniel take an unusual turn. (S6, ep 7) Also in HD 
22:00A League Of Their Own James Corden and co are joined by DJ Sara Cox as well as Harry Styles, Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson from One Direction. (S7, ep 2) Also in HD 
23:00The Force: Essex New & Exclusive. Bank Holiday Blues and Twos: Southend police are called to a mass brawl on the seafront. Contains flashing images. (S4, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:00Air Ambulance ER The team take to the skies to treat a boy knocked over by a car in the Isle of Wight, before helping a hard-as-nails granny with an ankle injury. Last in series. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
01:00Most Shocking: Party Pandemonium A birthday boy's celebrations take a turn for the worse; police nab a mobster on his wedding day; and a Halloween street party gets seriously scary. (S6, ep 6) 
02:00Most Daring: Jail-Bound Jerks Jail-Bound Jerks You know the saying "He who dares, wins"? Not these losers. See how their dumb escapades get caught on tape and land them in the clink. (S7, ep 2) 
03:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 1) 
04:00RSPCA Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 7) 
04:30RSPCA Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 8) 
05:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 1) 
05:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 2) 
06:00Harrow: A Very British School Welcome to the Family Music scholar Henry is charged with organising West Acre's entry in the inter-house orchestral competition - will it be all right on the night? (5/8) Also in HD