This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, September 23 2014

06:00The Real A & E When a man narrowly escapes a broken neck after a failed BMX stunt, doctors must work hard to pick grass and grit from his mouth before they reattach his lip. Also in HD 
06:30The Real A & E There's disaster for David when a day at the woods ends in two broken legs. The air ambulance crew must act fast if they are to rescue him before flying conditions get too dangerous. Also in HD 
07:00Futurama Brannigan, Begin Again After being court-martialled, Zap Brannigan joins the Planet Express team only to inspire Fry and Bender to mutiny against Leela. (S2, ep 2) 
07:30Futurama A Head in the Polls When a mining disaster traps the only supply of titanium and 1000 robots, Bender becomes highly profitable and decides to sell his entire body... (S2, ep 3) 
08:00Futurama Xmas Story Fry and Leela find themselves targeted by a murderous robotic Santa Claus and Bender volunteers at a shelter for homeless robots. Featuring the voice of John Goodman. (S2, ep 4) 
08:30Futurama Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love When Zoidberg runs amok during mating season, Fry sets out to teach him how to woo a mate. (S2, ep 5) 
09:00NCIS: Los Angeles Sans Voir, Part 2: Don't miss this nail-biting season finale. The Chameleon continues to put his plan into practice, until Callen makes a decision that changes everything. (S3, ep 24) Also in HD 
10:00NCIS: Los Angeles Endgame The cool US crime drama is back with its fourth season. Callen's actions have left the team shaken and divided, while Hetty tries to adjust to life in retirement. (S4, ep 1) Also in HD 
11:00Hawaii Five-0 O kela me keia manawa (Now and Then): McGarrett tries to track down the Captain's friend, who is wanted for murder, while Kono continues her search for Adam. (S4, ep 12) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Hana Lokomaika'i (The Favor): Emotional wounds are reopened when Chin finds out the identity of his father's killer. Contains violent and distressing scenes. (S4, ep 13) Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Free Ride Callen, Sam, Kensi and Deeks cancel their Christmas plans, climbing onboard an aircraft carrier to investigate the murder of a fellow NCIS Special Agent. (S4, ep 10) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles Drive A full-throttle investigation is launched when a former informant of Deeks' is kidnapped after uncovering a link between a car shipping outfit and a terrorist ring. (S4, ep 11) Also in HD 
15:00Airline Check-in girl Katrina faces her first day back after cancer treatment; manager Jane prepares for a bout with a late flyer; and is that really Sharon Stone onboard? (Part 1 of 10) Also in HD 
15:30Glee Girls (And Boys) On Film: Will tasks the New Directions with performing aspirational songs from their favourite movies, leading to Glee's landmark 500th musical number. (S4, ep 15) Also in HD 
16:30Futurama Put Your Head On My Shoulders Valentine's Day turns into a nightmare for Fry after his head is surgically attached to Amy's body. (S2, ep 6) 
17:00Futurama Lesser Of Two Evils Fry fears the worst when Bender's exact duplicate joins the crew on a mission to deliver a valuable atomic tiara to The Miss Universe pageant. (S2, ep 7) 
17:30Futurama Raging Bender Bender's popularity soars when he becomes a successful pro-wrestler. (S2, ep 8) 
18:00Futurama A Bicyclops Built For Two Leela finally encounters another member of her race, a handsome male, but he turns out to be a jerk. (S2, ep 9) 
18:30The Simpsons Dangers On A Train Marge and Homer overcome a few hiccups to celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary. Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane guest stars. (S24, ep 19) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Dark Knight Court While Mr Burns tries to fulfil his lifelong dream of becoming a superhero, Lisa steps in to defend Bart against a false accusation. (S24, ep 16) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Gorgeous Grampa The family see a different side to Grampa when he revisits his days as fearsome TV wrestler, 'Gorgeous Godfrey'. (S24, ep 14) Also in HD 
20:00Modern Family The Late Show Chaos ensues when the Dunphys, Pritchetts and Pritchett-Tuckers race against the clock to make a dinner reservation on time. (S5, ep 5) Also in HD 
20:30Modern Family The Help It's Manny versus 'manny' when Gloria hires a male nanny (guest star Adam DeVine). Plus, Pepper has big plans for Mitch and Cam's wedding. (S5, ep 6) Also in HD 
21:00Football's Funniest Moments 2 A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. (2/3) Also in HD 
22:00Glee New & Exclusive. The Untitled Rachel Berry Project: Rachel meets a writer commissioned to pen a TV pilot based on her life. Season finale. Contains flashing images. (S5, ep 20) Also in HD 
23:00Legends New & Exclusive. Pilot: From the creators of 24 and Homeland comes a twist-filled thriller starring Sean Bean as an undercover FBI agent whose life is turned upside down. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
00:00NCIS: Los Angeles Skin Deep An investigation into the murder of a naval technology scientist takes an unexpected turn when the team learn that an object was removed from inside his chest. (S4, ep 7) Also in HD 
01:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua Nalohia (In Deep): McGarrett, Danny and Chin juggle a murder investigation with babysitting duties when Mary asks them to look after her recent adoptee. (S4, ep 7) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Akanahe (Reluctant Partner): Following the Governor's orders, McGarrett and Grover join forces to bring in a skilled computer hacker. Nick Jonas guest stars. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD 
03:00Strike Back: Shadow Warfare Stonebridge and Scott get a taste of life behind bars when fresh intelligence leads them to a notorious Russian prison. Strong language and violent scenes. (S4, ep 7) Also in HD 
04:00Stargate Atlantis Brain Storm Rodney's 'friend' Malcolm Tunney unveils a device that promises to extinguish the threat of global warming. His demonstration certainly stirs up a storm. (S5, ep16) Also in HD 
05:00Airline USA Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers on board America's Southwest Airlines. 
05:30Airline USA Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers on board America's Southwest Airlines. 
06:00The Real A & E There's disaster for David when a day at the woods ends in two broken legs. The air ambulance crew must act fast if they are to rescue him before flying conditions get too dangerous. Also in HD