This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, September 2 2015

06:00Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year... ...Old? Noel Edmonds hosts this game show in which adults answer questions from the national curriculum for cash prizes, with the help of 10-year-old classmates. How smart are you? Also in HD 
07:00Sun, Sea And A&E Series three of the documentary following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. 
08:00Chris & Wes: Let's Do This Chris and Wes shimmy back onto our screens with their very own fly-on-the-wall series. Find out how their lives have changed since being crowned Got to Dance champions. (5/10) Also in HD 
08:30Chris & Wes: Let's Do This Chris and Wes shimmy back onto our screens with their very own fly-on-the-wall series. Find out how their lives have changed since being crowned Got to Dance champions. (6/10) Also in HD 
09:00The Flash Grodd Lives Barry and co's latest attempt to thwart Reverse Flash hits a snag when he unleashes Grodd the Gorilla onto the city. Contains flashing images. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD 
10:00Hawaii Five-0 Ha'i'ole (Unbreakable): The cool crime drama kicks off its second season with an innocent McGarrett behind bars. Terry O'Quinn, of Lost fame, guest stars. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
11:00Hawaii Five-0 UA Lawe Wale (Taken): Governor Denning introduces an unwelcome addition to the team, and Chin Ho's future in the force is decided. Guest starring Tom Sizemore. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles The 3rd Choir Callen and the gang race into action after learning that a figure from their past is targeting a member of the team. Plus, Nate Getz returns. (S6, ep 4) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Kame'e (The Hero): Lt Commander Joe White needs the Five-0's help, and Chin Ho is starting to worry about Kono. Guest starring Terry O'Quinn and William Baldwin. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Mea Makamae (Treasure): The team take to the water to investigate the demise of a deep-sea diver. Oscar winner Patty Duke and nominee Peter Fonda guest star. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
15:00The Flash Rogue Air Barry calls on the services of some very familiar faces after striking an uneasy alliance with former foe Captain Cold. Contains flashing images. (S1, ep 22) Also in HD 
16:00Hawaii Five-0 Ko'olauloa (North Shore Of O'ahu): Kono takes a trip down memory lane when her former surfing mentor is shot dead. Guest starring cult TV icon Kevin Sorbo. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Lisa's Rival Lisa has a new classmate who is even more intelligent than she is - will Lisa's jealousy get the better of her? Featuring the guest voice of Winona Ryder. 
17:30Modern Family The Cold Phil tries to cover his tracks while editing Mitch and Cam's wedding video. Plus, 'manny' Andy (guest star Adam DeVine) is welcomed back into the fold. (S6, ep 3) Also in HD 
18:00Modern Family Marco Polo Cabin fever settles in when the Dunphys are forced to share a single hotel room. Cam, meanwhile, tries to keep his team's winning streak going. (S6, ep 4) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Bart Of Darkness Bart spies on neighbour Ned Flanders and discovers some highly suspicious goings-on. Has Ned murdered his wife? 
19:00The Simpsons Another Simpsons Clipshow The Simpsons reminisce about lost love and happy times. Featuring the special guest voice of Michelle Pfeiffer. 
19:30The Simpsons Homer The Heretic Homer skips church and spends his Sunday dancing in his underwear a la Risky Business, watching TV and making waffles. Thus a new religion is born. 
20:00New: Desi Rascals New & Exclusive. Follow the lives of modern, glam and dynamic members of the British-Asian community in this fun real-life drama co-created by the writer of Bend it Like Beckham. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
21:00An Idiot Abroad 2 Meet A Gorilla Karl heads to Africa to hang out with mountain gorillas, encountering a tribal king and house-residing hippo along the way. Very strong language from the outset. (5/8) Also in HD 
22:00New: The Force: Manchester Fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. England's second largest police force, it's responsible for protecting 2.7 million people. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD New. 
23:00Hawaii Five-0 He Kane Hewa'ole (An Innocent Man): Five-0 investigate when a high-speed car chase culminates with the grisly discovery of a box containing a severed human head. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD 
00:00Hawaii Five-0 Palekaiko (Paradise): When an abducted woman is found with almost no memory of the event, Five-0 investigate and are embroiled in a complex case that keeps them guessing. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD 
01:00Hawaii Five-0 Hana 'A'a Makehewa (Desperate Measures): Buffy's James Marsters returns and makes it a Christmas to remember for the Five-0, replacing holiday spirit with a high-tech bomb. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD 
01:50Hawaii Five-0 Lanakila (Victory): Tag along with the famous Five (-0) as they track down a violent convict who escaped from an island prison. A surprise is in store for McGarrett too. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
02:40Hawaii Five-0 Ha'i'ole (Unbreakable): The cool crime drama kicks off its second season with an innocent McGarrett behind bars. Terry O'Quinn, of Lost fame, guest stars. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
03:40Inside Gatwick Meet engineer Stevie, a man who really does have a lot of baggage to deal with. Together with his team, Stevie takes care of the problematic belt system at the South Terminal. (3/8) Also in HD 
04:30UK Border Force The exclusive observational documentary series continues with immigration officers at Heathrow's Terminal 3 investigating a man who they suspect may be a drugs mule. (4/8) Also in HD 
05:30Nothing To Declare Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S3, ep 19) 
06:00Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year... ...Old? How many vowels are there in the word accommodate? More grown-up contestants answer questions from the national curriculum, asking kids for help along the way. Also in HD