This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, May 29 2013

06:00Switched Water sports enthusiast Erica trades in her wetsuit for an ice-skating outfit when she switches lives with competitive figure skater Chelsea. [SL] 
06:2090210 Clark Raving Mad Naomi gets off on the wrong foot with Mr Cannon, who is helping the students with Blaze News and gives Naomi a dressing down in front of her peers. 
07:05Ugly Betty The Butterfly Effect (Part 1/2): In the opening episode of series four, Betty has a disastrous first day as an editor at Mode. 
07:50Desperate Housewives The Thing That Counts Is What's Inside Lynette takes advantage of daughter Penny's generous offer and Paul buys the home he shared with Mary Alice, against his wife's wishes. 
08:40Scrubs My Bad JD hopes hospital board member Jordan Sullivan might be able to lift Dr Cox's suspension. However, he lands himself in hot water by sleeping with her. 
09:10Rules of Engagement Russell's Secret Audrey discovers that Russell is a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to blackmail him for tickets. 
09:4090210 Clark Raving Mad Naomi gets off on the wrong foot with Mr Cannon, who is helping the students with Blaze News and gives Naomi a dressing down in front of her peers. 
10:35Ugly Betty The Butterfly Effect (Part 1/2): In the opening episode of series four, Betty has a disastrous first day as an editor at Mode. 
11:35Charmed The Fifth Halliwheel Paige begins to feel left out because she is living with two married couples. Her isolation is made worse by her conviction that Cole is following an evil path. 
12:30Hollyoaks Dodger puts pressure on Theresa, while Will's plan suffers a setback. Mercedes happily plans her wedding, but Dr Browning is left aghast by the date. 
13:00How I Met Your Mother Big Days In the opening episode of the sixth series, Ted and Barney argue about who has 'dibs' on asking out a beautiful woman. 
13:30How I Met Your Mother Cleaning Barney convinces the gang to help his mum move house. They soon learn that she is very protective of Barney and told him white lies throughout his childhood. 
14:00Scrubs My Nickname Elliot bonds with a hyperactive patient who also has trouble relaxing. Frustrated by a loudmouth patient, Dr Cox unleashes his anger on JD. 
14:30Scrubs My Blind Date It's all systems go when the hospital is hit by an influx of new patients. Dr Cox uses the opportunity to set himself a challenge - not to lose any patients during his shift. 
15:00Charmed The Fifth Halliwheel Paige begins to feel left out because she is living with two married couples. Her isolation is made worse by her conviction that Cole is following an evil path. 
16:00Rules of Engagement Jeff's New Friend Jeff is surprised when Audrey tells him that the friend he made at the gym is gay, while Russell worries about the young woman he's dating. 
16:30Rules of Engagement Dad's Visit Jeff's chauvinist father extends his visit after spraining his ankle, much to Audrey's dismay. Russell has a one-night stand with a woman who won't leave his home. 
17:00How I Met Your Mother Big Days In the opening episode of the sixth series, Ted and Barney argue about who has 'dibs' on asking out a beautiful woman. 
17:25How I Met Your Mother Cleaning Barney convinces the gang to help his mum move house. They soon learn that she is very protective of Barney and told him white lies throughout his childhood. 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Love Car Displacement Tensions are high when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference, leaving Howard feeling threatened. 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Thespian Catalyst Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. 
19:00Hollyoaks Dodger is on the warpath, Maxine is shocked to see a softer side to Patrick, and Mercedes turns her nose up at Dr Browning's pre-wedding gift. 
19:30How I Met Your Mother Okay Awesome Ted investigates the club scene with Barney and Robin, and Marshall and Lily try to be more 'grown up' as their wedding day approaches. 
20:00Zoolander Film (2001) Ben Stiller directs and stars as an airhead male model who finds himself being groomed as an assassin by Will Ferrell in this satire on the fashion industry. 
21:50Rude Tube: Viral Ads Alex Zane presents the most sublime, bizarre and ridiculous commercials found on the internet and counts down the top 50 viral ads. 
22:55Made in Chelsea Brand new series - Lucy embraces her new single status with a night out that sparks romance with a handsome stranger. Phoebe opens up to Jamie, while Andy becomes smitten with Louise. 
00:00The Big Bang Theory The Love Car Displacement Tensions are high when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference, leaving Howard feeling threatened. 
00:30The Big Bang Theory The Thespian Catalyst Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. 
01:00New Girl Brand new series - Bathtub: Jess and Winston scheme to get a bathtub installed in the flat, but their plotting causes expensive damage. Nick meets a tough but beautiful customer at the bar. 
01:30The New Normal Brand new series - About a Boy Scout: David goes on a hike in the countryside with a friend and his young son, and is overjoyed to be invited along on their Boy Scouts camping trip. 
02:00The Cleveland Show Brand new series - Mr. & Mrs. Brown: When Cleveland takes his mother, Cookie, on a visit to a local retirement community, they are mistaken for husband and wife by the elderly residents. 
02:25Happy Endings The Code War Angie, Max's old school friend - and girlfriend before he came out - arrives and unsettles everyone. 
02:45The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky and Stephen challenge Karl to describe his ideal version of the world but Karl is suspicious of a perfect life. Later, Karl describes his theory of the Problem Hole. 
03:10The Cleveland Show The Curious Case of Junior Working at The Stool Cleveland Junior gets a job at The Stool but riles his dad when he starts monitoring the number of beers he drinks. 
03:35Being Erica The Rabbit Hole Another chance to see the third series of Being Erica. Dr Tom sends Erica to the next stage of her treatment: group therapy. 
04:20Desperate Housewives The Thing That Counts Is What's Inside Lynette takes advantage of daughter Penny's generous offer and Paul buys the home he shared with Mary Alice, against his wife's wishes. 
06:00Switched A year after aspiring rock star Pat and ballerina beauty Becky switched lives, Pat revisits Becky and her family in North Carolina. Pat's feelings for Becky are growing stronger each day. [SL]