This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, August 22 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Simone arrives at Price Slice to find it has been broken into and trashed. Darren and Mandy's affair continues as they end up kissing. 
06:30Hollyoaks Courtney and Jesse argue after Jesse tells Courtney he feels he is being taken for granted. Grace is gutted to find out Glenn has slept with someone else. 
07:002 Broke Girls And the Past and the Furious Caroline is shocked when she receives an expensive car for her birthday that her father ordered for her four years previously. (S4 Ep9/22) 
07:302 Broke Girls And the Move-in Meltdown Max, Caroline, Earl and Han help Oleg when he moves into Sophie's apartment, but Sophie objects to most of Oleg's possessions. (S4 Ep10/22) 
08:00Melissa & Joey Up Close and Personal When a reporter doing a profile on Mel discovers she has a male nanny working for her, the focus of the story shifts onto Joe. (S1 Ep7/30) 
08:30Melissa & Joey Dancing with the Stars of Toledo Mel agrees to participate in a local Dancing with the Stars-themed charity event to raise money for the at-risk kids that Lennox tutors. (S1 Ep8/30) 
09:00Baby Daddy The Daddy Whisperer When Ben begs to join super-mum Izzy's parenting class, she meets him for a one-on-one tutorial. Tucker and Danny set up a 'man cave' in the laundry room. (S1 Ep8/10) 
09:30Baby Daddy A Wheeler Family Christmas Outing Ben tries to bring everyone together for Emma's first Christmas photo, including his dad Ray, who's been keeping a secret. (S1 Ep9/10) 
10:00Young & Hungry Young & Rob'd Gabi is invited out on a date by a handsome man that Sofia believes is a thief, forcing her to consider whether she should be dating or waiting. (S3 Ep6/10) 
10:30Young & Hungry Young & Lottery Sofia, Yolanda and Elliot put their money together to buy a lottery ticket and fantasise about what their lives would be like after winning. (S3 Ep7/10) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother No Tomorrow Lily and Marshall host a games night in honour of St Patrick's Day, but Barney is determined to go out instead and coaxes Ted into coming with him. (S3 Ep12/20) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Ten Sessions Ted is turned down for a date by Stella, his dermatologist, and starts being pleasant to her receptionist Abby in order to get on her good side. (S3 Ep13/20) 
12:00The Goldbergs The Goldberg Girls Beverly seeks her children's advice on assembling a circle of friends for her later years. Geoff's romantic gestures begin to annoy Erica. (S5 Ep11/22) 
12:30The Goldbergs Dinner with the Goldbergs Geoff takes Erica out to a restaurant with her family to celebrate her birthday, but dinner with the Goldbergs is no ordinary meal... (S5 Ep12/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Jiminy Conjecture Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Gothowitz Deviation Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3/23) 
14:00Melissa & Joey The Mel Word When Mel's cousin Emily gets engaged to her girlfriend Bianca, Mel plans their wedding, but it seems one of the brides-to-be has her eye on somebody else. (S1 Ep18/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Auction Hero Mel urges Joe to participate in a school charity auction, but when he does so, it seems that the winner of the event has ulterior motives for taking part. (S1 Ep19/30) 
15:00Baby Daddy Never Ben in Love Riley plans to break up with Fitch, but then receives the news that Fitch is dead. Ben realises he might be in love with Megan. (S2 Ep8/16) 
15:30Baby Daddy All's Flair in Love and War Tucker's girlfriend Vanessa gets an assistant manager position at Ben's bar and makes Ben's life miserable with ridiculous hours. (S2 Ep9/16) 
16:00Young & Hungry Young & Sofia Having recently discovered a passion for writing, Sofia's thrilled when she gets a chance to work for demanding media entrepreneur Logan Rawlings. (S4 Ep8/10) 
16:30Young & Hungry Young & Matched Gabi and Josh make a wager with each other about who can get the most dates without Josh revealing he's rich or Gabi exploiting her beauty. (S4 Ep9/10) 
17:00The Goldbergs Spaceballs Adam tries to start a Mel Brooks club after watching the movie Spaceballs. Erica plans to tell Beverly and Pops about a big decision she has made. (S5 Ep21/22) 
17:30The Goldbergs Let's Val Kilmer This Car Lainey's back and Barry invites her to the prom. When she says no, he plans a prank with Principal Ball's car to get out of going. (S5 Ep22/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Psychic Vortex Sheldon and Raj go to a university party, where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Bozeman Reaction Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled. Determined to outwit any thieves, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to protect the place. (S3 Ep13/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Brooke is at Imran's house for lunch when she suffers a sensory overload from the smell of Imran's aftershave. Ste is on a mission to find Tony, who is still missing. 
19:30Extreme Cake Makers Michelle is producing a six foot long miniature steam train made entirely out of cake, and Karisha has been commissioned to make a wedding cake with nearly 900 edible iced flowers. 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Workplace Proximity Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that this will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Romance Resonance Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6/24) 
21:00New: Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Yorkshire groom Lee and his brother take off on a week-long tour of Europe, telling bride-to-be Becky that if she wants to marry Lee, she has to find him first. (Ep2) 
22:00New: First Dates Abroad Brand new series: Cheeky Ian, who grew up in Finglas, meets his match in Gary the dancing hairdresser. And could soldier Conor be an officer and a gentleman for Dublin girl Kerry? (S5 Ep4) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Separation Agitation Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Cognition Regeneration Leonard isn't thrilled when he finds out Penny is considering taking a new job that has been offered by her ex-boyfriend Zack. (S10 Ep22/24) 
00:00Gogglebox The TV viewers' opinions on: The Apprentice, Spider House, Countdown, The X-Factor and the News, including Robbie Williams filming his wife's labour and the Queen's first tweet. (S4 Ep5/12) [SL] 
01:05First Dates When stunning Sasha is stood up, an unexpected knight in shining armour steps in: waiter Sam. Debbie's been married twice, but now says she's 'in the infancy of lesbianism'. (S4 Ep15) 
02:10Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Yorkshire groom Lee and his brother take off on a week-long tour of Europe, telling bride-to-be Becky that if she wants to marry Lee, she has to find him first. (Ep2) 
03:00First Dates Abroad Brand new series: Cheeky Ian, who grew up in Finglas, meets his match in Gary the dancing hairdresser. And could soldier Conor be an officer and a gentleman for Dublin girl Kerry? (S5 Ep4) 
03:55How I Met Your Mother No Tomorrow Lily and Marshall host a games night in honour of St Patrick's Day, but Barney is determined to go out instead and coaxes Ted into coming with him. (S3 Ep12/20) 
04:15How I Met Your Mother Ten Sessions Ted is turned down for a date by Stella, his dermatologist, and starts being pleasant to her receptionist Abby in order to get on her good side. (S3 Ep13/20) 
04:402 Broke Girls And the Past and the Furious Caroline is shocked when she receives an expensive car for her birthday that her father ordered for her four years previously. (S4 Ep9/22) 
05:002 Broke Girls And the Move-in Meltdown Max, Caroline, Earl and Han help Oleg when he moves into Sophie's apartment, but Sophie objects to most of Oleg's possessions. (S4 Ep10/22) 
06:00Hollyoaks Courtney and Jesse argue after Jesse tells Courtney he feels he is being taken for granted. Grace is gutted to find out Glenn has slept with someone else.