This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, January 29 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:003rd Rock From The Sun Award-winning sitcom about aliens who come to live on Earth as the Solomon family. Sally is attracted to Tommy's teacher. (S1 Ep 16) 
08:253rd Rock From The Sun Award-winning sitcom about aliens living on Earth as the Solomon family. When their car radio is stolen and Dick is mugged, Dick demands justice. (S1 Ep 17) 
08:453rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and come to live on Earth. Harry feels he has no identity or purpose on the aliens' mission. (S1 Ep 18) 
09:10Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Entranced by her budding relationship with Dr Leo, Grace asks Will to wait an extra month while she reconsiders. (S5 Ep 3) 
09:40Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Karen and Jack hatch a plan to resolve Will and Grace's differences by tricking them into attending the same birthday party. (S5 Ep 4) 
10:10Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike wants Boyd to walk home from school on his own, but Ryan is hesitant to allow it. Ed and Kyle host a meeting for folks preparing for doomsday. (S5 Ep 2) 
10:40Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa tries to educate Eve on why she should be more on board with having a woman as the president. (S5 Ep 3) 
11:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie is confronted with a tricky decision when it comes to choosing between Chelsea and Mia. He is also wary now that Melissa has moved in. (S7 Ep 1) 
11:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea wants Alan's girlfriend Melissa to move in with them, and Charlie finds it difficult to object. (S7 Ep 2) 
12:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. After letting a young couple stay in her house for free, young mum Hamdi ended up locked out of her home. Nick discovered his tenant had scarpered. (S3 Ep 12) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The enforcement agents encounter death threats, an actor down on his luck, a hotel in crisis and a family who tell a very different story to their landlord. (S4 Ep 11) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Brian and Del are assaulted by a debtor's wife. Stewart and Iain decode a debtor's lies. Del and Dael track down an alleged knight of the realm. (S4 Ep 13) 
15:00Neighbours Dipi redoubles her efforts to get Roxy to open up. Toadie notices that Shane is on edge. Chloe confesses her misgivings to Pierce, but what will they decide? 
15:30Home and Away An overprotective Robbo still struggles to trust Jasmine with Grace. Will Dean let Ziggy miss the opportunity of a lifetime? John and Marilyn plan a welcome party for Martha. 
16:00House Sex Kills When a man suffers a heart attack, the team race to diagnose a dead woman's illness so they can perform a heart transplant, but can they do it in time? (14/24) 
17:00House Clueless US medical drama. House attempts to prove his theory that a woman is trying to kill her husband. Wilson moves in with House after separating from his wife (15/24). 
18:00Neighbours Dipi redoubles her efforts to get Roxy to open up. Toadie notices that Shane is on edge. Chloe confesses her misgivings to Pierce, but what will they decide? 
18:30Home and Away Justin gets some terrible news from Tori's doctor. Ben opens up to Maggie. Irene helps Jasmine to see things from Robbo's perspective. Martha has second thoughts about returning. 
19:00Sinkholes: Sucked To Death Documentary series looking at terrifying world of sinkholes. In St. Albans 53 houses were cut off from the outside world, and a horse in Somerset found himself sinking deeper into a hole. (S1 Ep 3) 
20:00Criminals Caught on Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis follows a Flying Squad investigation into a gang who blew up 27 cash machines in and around London. (S4 Ep 2) 
21:00Deep Blue Sea Film Shark thriller starring Samuel L Jackson and Thomas Jane. An ambitious geneticist accidentally creates a new breed of highly intelligent, dangerously aggressive sharks. (1999) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Deep Blue Sea Film Shark thriller starring Samuel L Jackson and Thomas Jane. An ambitious geneticist accidentally creates a new breed of highly intelligent, dangerously aggressive sharks. (1999) 
23:10The Hills Have Eyes Film Gory horror starring Aaron Stanford and Kathleen Quinlan. A family are stranded on a former nuclear test area which is home to mutated bloodthirsty cannibals. (2006) 
00:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:15The Hills Have Eyes Film Gory horror starring Aaron Stanford and Kathleen Quinlan. A family are stranded on a former nuclear test area which is home to mutated bloodthirsty cannibals. (2006) 
01:20Sex Pod Lifestyle series. Topics raised include gay foreplay, first times, safe sex and whether a clitoris piercing will increase sensitivity. (S2 Ep 4) 
02:20The Magicians Fantasy drama series. Josh has been imprisoned in a dimension where he is the life and soul of an endless party. In search of the next key, the questers must join him. (S3 Ep 9) 
03:10The Magicians Fantasy drama series. Julia and Fen team up to stop Irene, roping in the Fairy Queen as their proxy prisoner. Trapped in the Underworld, Penny is met by Hades. (S3 Ep 10) 
03:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home.