This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, September 30 2020

06:00Futurama A Clockwork Origin Expect results of the rib-tickling variety when the theory of evolution is put to the test on a planet populated by robots. (S7, ep 9) Also in HD 
06:30Futurama The Prisoner Of Benda A revolutionary invention allows Fry, Leela, Bender and co to exchange minds, causing all kinds of comedy chaos... (S7, ep 10) Also in HD 
07:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S3, ep3) 
07:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S3, ep 4) 
08:00Animal 999 Fascinating insight into the work that goes on behind the scenes at Scotland's leading animal welfare organisation, the Scottish SPCA. (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
08:30Animal 999 Fascinating insight into the work that goes on behind the scenes at Scotland's leading animal welfare organisation, the Scottish SPCA. (S6, ep 2) Also in HD 
09:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 6) 
10:00Air Ambulance ER The team are called to a building site to treat a roofer who has suffered a fall. Plus, alternative transport is required to reach a teenage asthmatic. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Empty Quiver Callen and Sam go undercover as California Highway Patrol officers and are embroiled in a complex case involving a nuclear warhead and a race against the clock. (S2, ep 16) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Personal Deeks' morning takes a dramatic detour when he's shot during a convenience store robbery. All is not as it seems, however, when Callen and Sam investigate. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Heihei (Race): While investigating a heist involving a highly skilled ring of thieves, Danny is forced to call in a favour from his ex-wife to help him crack the case. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Palekaiko (Paradise): When an abducted woman is found with almost no memory of the event, Five-0 investigate and are embroiled in a complex case that keeps them guessing. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD 
15:00Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 2) 
15:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 3) 
16:00Modern Family Hawaii Jay receives a reality check, Phil tries to charm Claire and the kids are left to their own devices. Mild language/sexual references/flashing images. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Family Portrait First season finale. Claire's plans for a family portrait go awry, Cam unleashes his inner diva and Mitch gets into a flap. Mild language/flashing images. (S1, ep 24) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Colonel Homer Marge is jealous when Homer begins spending time with a beautiful country and western singer. Featuring the voice of Beverly D'Angelo as Lurlene. (S3, ep 20) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama A Clockwork Origin Expect results of the rib-tickling variety when the theory of evolution is put to the test on a planet populated by robots. (S7, ep 9) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama The Prisoner Of Benda A revolutionary invention allows Fry, Leela, Bender and co to exchange minds, causing all kinds of comedy chaos... (S7, ep 10) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons She Used To Be My Girl Marge wonders if she made the right choices in life after encountering Chloe (Kim Cattrall), a successful high school classmate. (S16, ep 4) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Fat Man And Little Boy Bart's making a killing designing t-shirts, and brings home the Simpsons' bacon when Homer gets the sack. But then comes a very bad business decision... (S16, ep 5) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Midnight Rx Homer and Grampa embark upon a dangerous mission to smuggle drugs from Canada. Will they outfox the border guards? What do you think?... (S16, ep 6) Also in HD 
20:00S.W.A.T. New & Exclusive. Monster: The team are put in charge of protecting a warlord ahead of his extradition - but there is a team of assassins determined to take him out for good. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD 
21:00An Idiot Abroad Karl Comes Home Karl Pilkington has returned to Britain's shores. Reunited with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, our homely host reveals all about his laugh-aloud travels. (8/8) Also in HD 
22:00New: Two Weeks To Live New & Exclusive. Kim rebels against her mother's deception, while Tina decides to cut a deal. Jimmy's criminal associates continue their pursuit. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:30A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. Romesh, Jamie and Freddie are joined by Jonathan Ross, Tony Bellew, Jade Jones and Alan Carr for another episode of madcap panel show mayhem. (S15, ep 6) Also in HD 
23:30The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Russell delves into new government measures and conspiracy theory QAnon, and chats to award-winning journalist and author Elizabeth Day about failure. (S4, ep 3) Also in HD 
00:30The Force: Essex Don't Call Me Darling In Clacton, trouble comes in threes as traffic cops pursue a dangerous getaway car, an uninsured driver and a reported stolen vehicle. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
01:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S5, ep 13) 
02:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S3, ep 16) 
03:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 9) 
04:00Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S4, ep 10) 
04:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 1) 
05:00Supergirl What's So Funny About Truth, Justice, and the American Way? Team Supergirl must face off against The Elite after Manchester Black breaks out of prison. (S4, ep 13) Also in HD 
06:00Futurama Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences Fry and co console alien leader Lrrr, who, after a bungled invasion of Earth, is caught in the throes of a mid-life crisis. (S7, ep 11) Also in HD