This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Tuesday, February 26 2019

06:00Peppa Pig The School Fete Animated series. Peppa and her family go to the school fete. Peppa and George have their faces painted as tigers, and Daddy Pig makes a dinosaur out of a balloon. (S1 Ep 20) 
06:05Peppa Pig Mummy Pig's Birthday Animation. Peppa, George and Daddy Pig prepare a wonderful birthday surprise for Mummy Pig. (S1 Ep 21) 
06:10The Day Henry Met Animation. Guitar and the band want to put on one last show before they retire, but they don't have a singer... (S1 Ep 4) 
06:15The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series. It's time for Ned and Dot to move into their new house, but will Dot leave the kitty crate? Ned will try almost everything to get her out. (S1 Ep 7) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Daisy and Poppy's Trip to the Museum Animated children's series. In this episode, Daisy and Poppy cause chaos during a trip to the big museum. (S2 Ep 48) 
06:35Wissper Animation. When Ritchie can't find his Ostrich Day present, Wissper asks the badgers to use their super detective skills to help solve the mystery. (S2 Ep 17) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The fairies are due to give a big flying display in Toyland, but Fairy Coco's wings have gone missing. (S1 Ep 50) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:.. ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. When Philip and James end up facing each other on a one-track bridge, Philip learns sometimes even the smallest engine can be the bigger engine. (S22 Ep 14) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. For Mama Polenta and Alf's wedding anniversary, Shane is cooking curry and rice, Alf's favourite! But Mario's pet hamster has eaten all the rice. (S1 Ep 25) 
07:20Peppa Pig Pirate Island Animated series about a lovable little pig. Grandpa and Granny Pig take Peppa, George and all their friends on a boat trip to Pirate Island. (S2 Ep 23) 
07:30Peppa Pig George Catches a Cold Animation. Peppa and George love jumping in muddy puddles, even when it's raining - but when George takes off his rain hat, he catches a cold. (S2 Ep 24) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. When a jet-flying bat roars into Danger Canyon to show off his prowess, Swift must match his skills and race to the rescue. (S1 Ep 2) 
07:55Paw Patrol Animation. Raimundo's dancing hippos shake, rattle and roll so much that the circus's big top tent falls down. The Paw Patrol rebuild just in time for the show. (S3 Ep 6) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animated series. When Digby thinks he sees a knight in shining armour is in Applecross Wood, his attempts to prove that he's a good dragon don't go to plan... (S2 Ep 12) 
08:20Floogals Animation. Girl Hooman has a wobbly tooth! That's odd in itself, but then she puts it under her pillow when it falls out! The Floogals set out to discover why... (S2 Ep 37) 
08:40Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston's Birthday Animated children's series. In this episode, poor Gaston the ladybird has never had a birthday party! But that changes when King Thistle finds out. (S2 Ep 50) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animation. The girls help Shaya catch his lightning storm and travel with him to an island, where they meet the Misha the Animal Genie. (S3 Ep 19) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Meet Barley, a Newfoundland puppy with a big personality. We join her as she learns to listen and play gently with her mum Willow. (S2 Ep 1) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley. 
11:15Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords A couple from Kent face losing their house because of a nightmare tenant, and a residential home is found to have been turned into a brothel. (S3 Ep 8) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry meet a grandmother in shock at the size of her debt, and uncover an audacious lie at a Birmingham childcare nursery. (S5 Ep 34) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away Brody tells Simone that he must let her go. Robbo and Jasmine start to plan their future together, unaware of what Tori has done. Justin finds himself burdened by family secrets. 
13:45Neighbours Leo pitches up outside Terese's place and vents his emotions in a drunken rant. Bea confronts Mel over the fire. Later, she learns that the garage is being sold. 
14:20From Glory to Murder: Oscar... Film ...Pistorious. Fact-based drama starring Andreas Damm and Toni Garrn. A look at the relationship between Oscar Pistorius and Reeva Steenkamp, the woman he killed on Valentine's Day 2013. (2017) 
16:00Friends Joey gets sacked for overacting in his new film role - as a stand-in for Al Pacino's bottom. Ross abandons his conservative lifestyle. (S1 Ep 6) 
16:30Friends When a power failure strikes the city, Chandler finds himself stranded in the lobby of a bank with only a gorgeous model for company. (S1 Ep 7) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Leo pitches up outside Terese's place and vents his emotions in a drunken rant. Bea confronts Mel over the fire. Later, she learns that the garage is being sold. 
18:00Home and Away Brody tells Simone that he must let her go. Robbo and Jasmine start to plan their future together, unaware of what Tori has done. Justin finds himself burdened by family secrets. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Spring In Loch Lomond: A Year... ...In The Wild. Documentary series featuring the wildlife of Loch Lomond and Trossachs National Park. Spring sees ospreys returning to the park and deer descending from the mountains. (S1 Ep 1) 
20:00New: Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly Graeme Hall finds long-lasting solutions for dogs with problems. Graeme meets rampaging pug cross Dolly Parton, overzealous guard dog Ernie, and bullying top dog Blue. (S1 Ep 6) 
21:00New: The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series. Julian Norton operates on a dog's liver tumour and faces the Revenge of the Mangalitsas. Peter Wright castrates a bull named Eddie the Eagle. (S8 Ep 1) 
22:00New: Feral Teens: Murder In Mind True crime documentary series. Razvan Sirbu was homeless and targeted by a local gang in a picturesque nature reserve with a bludgeon and a meat cleaver. (S3 Ep 1) 
23:05Obese Teen Bingers Documentary focusing on people who are overweight but under age. Holly is twice her BMI and has been offered a gastric band. Jess is losing weight with the help of friends. (Ep 7) 
00:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week the agents face irate travellers, angry mums, distraught tenants and desperate debtors. (S3 Ep 10) 
01:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10Dance Moms Reality series. Abby's students make the big leap into the world of professional dancing as they get cast in a Hollywood music video. (S1 Ep 12) 
04:00Witches: A Century Of Murder First of a two-part documentary series. Dr Suzannah Lipscomb investigates the origins of the obsession for mass witch hunts and trials that swept the British Isles 400 years ago. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for properties that are proving difficult to sell. A bachelor pad in Cheltenham is given a makeover. [SL] (S5 Ep 5) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the western world's most famous artists. Featuring the Greek artist adopted by Spain and dubbed 'El Greco'. [SL] (S1 Ep 8) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 8) 
06:00Peppa Pig Tooth Fairy Animated series about a lovable little pig. One of Peppa's teeth falls out. Mummy Pig explains that the Tooth Fairy will come that very night to take the tooth. (S1 Ep 22)