This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, November 28 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Second Act Frankie contemplates a new career after Mr Ehlert lets her go, Sue mentors a popular freshman girl, and Mike considers punishing Brick for his rudeness. (S4, E03) 
08:35The Middle Bunny Therapy The Hecks get Brick a pet rabbit to help his social skills, Sue tries out for school mascot, and Axl doesn't know which cheerleader he's dating. (S4, E04) 
09:00The Middle The Hose Frankie once again gets on the bad side of an old nemesis, Sue discovers that her family is poor when she sees her dad's paycheque, and Brick learns about sex education. (S4, E05) 
09:30The Middle Halloween III - The Driving: The Hecks get quite the scare when Sue receives her learner's permit. Brick undergoes an unexpected transformation when he eats too much Halloween candy. (S4, E06) 
10:00Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
10:30Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
11:00Friends The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
12:00Friends The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fiancÚ at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
12:30Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group. (S5, E01) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
14:00Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
14:30Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
15:00Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
15:30Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Empty Nest (Part 1): During a rare occasion when Michael and Jay have the house to themselves, they find themselves reminiscing about the fun times they've had with their kids and friends. (S4, E20) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Empty Nest (Part 2): Michael and Jay continue to reminisce about the fun they've had with their kids and friends. Including Michael's "minor glitches" and Jay's concern about her weight. (S4, E21) 
17:00Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
17:30Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
18:00Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
18:30Friends The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
19:00Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
19:30Friends The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
20:00Friends The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13) 
20:30Friends The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
21:00New: The Middle Thanksgiving IX The Hecks take a hectic road trip for Thanksgiving to Frankie's sister's house but soon find themselves running into barriers that could make them late to the feast. (S9, E07) 
21:30New: Life In Pieces Nanny Tent Earrings Cheeto When Jen and Greg interview potential nannies for Lark, they find it difficult to find one they trust. Also, Tim, Matt and Greg go camping. (S1, E07) 
22:00New: Lip Sync Battle Milla Jovovich and Ruby Rose, the stars of "Resident Evil: The Final Chapter", duke it out in the LSB arena. (S3, E10) 
22:30Lip Sync Battle: The Walking Dead Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! In this Walking Dead special, Sonequa Martin-Green (Sasha) goes head-to-head with Lauren Cohan (Maggie). (S2 E09) 
23:00New: Broad City Florida Abbi, Ilana, Eliot and Bobbi take a trip to Florida to clean out Grandma Esther's apartment. (S4, E07) 
23:30Bad Education Valentine's Day It is Valentine's Day and Mr Fraser has planned an Abbey Grove edition of Take Me Out. New deputy headmistress Professor Celia Green is rubbing everyone up the wrong way. (S2, E04) 
00:05Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group. (S5, E01) 
00:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
01:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
01:30New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is couples' therapist & author Esther Perel, talking about her new book 'The State of Affairs'. 
02:00South Park Imaginationland The boys find themselves in a magical land where all of the world's imagination is laid out before them, but Cartman is more interested in getting Kyle to suck his b***s. (S11, E10) 
02:30South Park Imaginationland - Episode II: The government are holding Stan and Kyle captive, to find out how they got into Imaginationland. Butters is in trouble with evil creatures like Snarf! (S11, E11) 
03:00South Park Imaginationland - Episode III: Stan and Butters are stuck in Imaginationland fighting for their lives, the Pentagon are readying a nuke, but more importantly Cartman wants his b***s sucked! (S11, E12) 
03:25South Park Guitar Queer-o Stan & Kyle are set to hit big time with their skills on computer game Guitar Hero. Their manager convinces Stan that Kyle is holding him back. Will the "band" break up? (S11, E13) 
03:50South Park The List The boys steal a list from the girls which rates their looks from the cutest to the ugliest. Spirits plummet, while for others egos inflate! Can the ghost of Abraham Lincoln help? (S11, E14) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Golly Moses, She's A Muffin Kandi moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy about the arrangement, as he is having a "dry spell" with women. (S3, E19) 
04:35Two And A Half Men And the Plot Moistens Jake's lack of interest in school soon leads him to being forced into the school musical, and Alan starts getting some intellectual thrills with his teacher, Francine. (S3, E21) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.