This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Saturday, April 28 2018

06:00It's Me Or The Dog Chris and Claire got Red and Jasper in order to keep their bull terrier Oscar company. But since Claire gave birth to a daughter, these lively Labradors are too much to handle. (S2, ep 9) 
06:30It's Me Or The Dog Update Teddy Pom Pom Prince Louis and Teddy Pom Pom are a Pomeranian and a Pekinese that are not as cute as they look. Can Victoria get close enough to curb their biting? (S2, ep 10) 
07:00It's Me Or The Dog Jilly Johnson's Great Danes Dylan is a spoilt great dane, who eats gourmet meals and has his own nanny. He also goes crazy at other dogs. Can Victoria work her magic? (S2, ep 11) 
07:30It's Me Or The Dog Bailey Crufts Bailey's owners dream of taking him to Crufts but the overexcited Giant Schnauzer hates other dogs and mouths at his owner's hand. Can Victoria make him a winner? (S2, ep 12) 
08:00It's Me Or The Dog Zulu Zulu is a 98lb boxer. He's finding it hard to adjust from the great outdoors of South Africa to a tiny terrace house in London. Can Victoria help him adapt to city life? (S4, ep 1) 
08:30It's Me Or The Dog Lottie Keith rescued a Patterdale terrier and brought it into his family. But now it's him who needs saving. Can Victoria put a stop to the dog's spinning and garden wrecking? (S4, ep 2) 
09:00It's Me Or The Dog Jed Jed is an American bulldog. He jumps between his owners when they show each other affection and is aggressive towards visitors. Can Victoria tame this antisocial dog? (S4, ep 3) 
09:30It's Me Or The Dog Harvey Harvey is an out-of-control doberman puppy who detests other dogs. Can Victoria bring this unruly hound to heel? (S4, ep 4) 
10:00Stargate Universe Resurgence All is not as it seems when Rush and co encounter a sea of wrecked ships and decide to investigate. Chloe succumbs deeper to the alien infection too. (S2, ep 10) 
11:00Stargate Universe Deliverance Destiny is under alien attack and the pressure is on Rush and Eli to concoct a plan. (S2, ep 11) 
12:00Stargate Universe Twin Destinies In an emotionally charged episode, Eli thinks he's figured out a way to dial back to Earth, only to face resistance from Rush. Who will the crew side with? (S2, ep 12) 
13:00Stargate Universe Alliances In a particularly suspenseful instalment, Greer and Wray are caught up in an attack that culminates with an alien ship crash-landing into Homeworld Command. (S2, ep 13) 
14:00Stargate Universe Hope Chloe falls asleep while using the communication stones and wakes up with Ginn's consciousness in her body. Meanwhile, Tamara delivers some bad news to Volker. (S2, ep 14) 
15:00Stargate SG-1 Fallout SG1 return to Kelowna after learning that the planet is in danger of being destroyed by the unstable naquadria forming at its core. Corin Nemec guest stars. (S7, ep 14) 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Chimera Despite a fatal track record with men, Sam becomes romantically involved with a Denver cop. Meanwhile, Osiris visits Daniel in his sleep. (S7, ep 15) 
17:00Stargate SG-1 When the Beta Site is attacked by Anubis's drones, Carter and Jacob get their first chance to test a new weapon in battle conditions. Jacob is injured and Carter goes MIA. (S7, ep 16) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Heroes Much to SG-1's chagrin, a film crew arrives to document their working lives. (S7, ep 17) 
19:00Stargate SG-1 Heroes Heart wrenching conclusion. An off-world mission ends in tragedy when a familiar face is shot and killed by enemy fire. Stock up on hankies. (S7, ep 18) 
20:00America's Next Top Model New & Exclusive. Next Level Fierce: The contestant the judges deem next-level fierce will be crowned America's Next Top Model after a star-studded runway show. (S24, ep 15) 
21:00Nashville New & Exclusive. Sometimes You Just Can't Win: Daphne seeks to establish her career and auditions for a country music singing competition. Will's choice catches up with him. (S6, ep 8) 
22:00Ross Kemp Extreme World Colombia Ross Kemp investigates how Colombia's drug trade is undermining the war-torn country's attempts to forge a peace accord after decades of civil war. (S5, ep 4) 
23:00The Force: North East New & Exclusive. Dog Days: The dog unit deal with a man who has barricaded himself in his house with a Rottweiler inside. Plus a woman thought to have overdosed disappears. (S5, ep 7) 
00:00The Force: North East Substance and Abuse A trail of blood leaves officers puzzled. A man high on drink and drugs launches a tirade of abuse and a domestic fight leads to an arrest. (S5, ep 8) 
01:00The Force: North East Behind Closed Door Northumbria Police answer a flood of 999 calls. Plus, officers raid a property they suspect is being used by men to exploit young girls. (S5, ep 9) 
02:00Brit Cops: War On Crime Explosive documentary following Lincolnshire cops as they fight crime across one of the UK's largest counties. (S5, ep 2) 
03:00Brit Cops: War On Crime Explosive documentary following Lincolnshire cops as they fight crime across one of the UK's largest counties. (S5, ep 3) 
04:00Monkey Life Chimp Seamus surprises staff by managing to control his wild side, and the newborn woolly monkey meets other members of its species for the first time. (S2, ep 13) 
04:30Monkey Life Old habit dies hard as Seamus's period of calm comes to an abrupt end. Problems arise, meanwhile, when the team make arrangements for their trip to Chile. (S2, ep 14) 
05:00Monkey Life Baby chimp Rodders needs to have a tooth removed after a rough playing session, and John examines the leg that ape Jimmy nearly lost. (S2, ep 15) 
05:30Monkey Life Cheeky chimp Seamus makes the jump from the nursery to the bachelor pad. Trouble looms for toddler orangutan Aris, too, when he's drawn into a fight. (S2, ep 16) 
06:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 2)