This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, January 23 2019

06:00Hollyoaks It's Breda's birthday, but she has more important matters to attend to as her hostage Louis is getting restless. Ste has to face his demons in the form of his stepdad Terry. 
06:30Hollyoaks Simone is on the warpath as she turns up at Breda's pig farm, while Simone's lover Louis, who is gagged and restrained inside, manages to break free. 
07:00Celebrity Coach Trip Brand new series: The group spend a second day in Valencia as Jedward join the party and start a row, and the fun and funny activities are paella making and blob jumping. (Ep7) 
07:30Extreme Cake Makers Nastassja Lusengo is commissioned by a client to produce a cake inspired by a geode rock, split open to reveal shimmering sugar crystals carved into the cake's interior. 
08:00Mike & Molly Mudlick or Bust Molly reunites Peggy with her estranged sister Rosemary when they visit Peggy's home town of Mudlick to do some research for their book. (S5 Ep17) 
08:30Mike & Molly No Kay Morale Peggy is thrilled when her friend Kay unexpectedly returns to town. Mike and Carl are assigned to carry out crowd control at a rally. (S5 Ep18) 
09:00Melissa & Joey In Lennox We Trust Mel is delighted when Lennox starts dating the mayor's son. Ryder spends time with an elderly lady as part of his school community service programme. (S1 Ep10/30) 
09:30Melissa & Joey A Fright in the Attic Mel tries to get the kids excited about Halloween. Joe investigates noises coming from the attic, where he discovers Lewis hiding from the police. (S1 Ep11/30) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Celebration Experimentation The gang persuade Sheldon to celebrate his birthday and invite a few special guests along to his party in the 200th episode. (S9 Ep17/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Application Deterioration Leonard, Sheldon and Howard run into problems when they file for a patent. Emily reaches out to Raj after their break-up. (S9 Ep18/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Spaceballs Adam tries to start a Mel Brooks club after watching the movie Spaceballs. Erica plans to tell Beverly and Pops about a big decision she has made. (S5 Ep21/22) 
11:30The Goldbergs Let's Val Kilmer This Car Lainey's back and Barry invites her to the prom. When she says no, he plans a prank with Principal Ball's car to get out of going. (S5 Ep22/22) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Monster in the Closet When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad members try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago's careful direction. (S4 Ep6/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Mr Santiago Peralta goes to extremes to impress Santiago's dad at Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento deal with no longer being able to work for the NYPD. (S4 Ep7/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Sibling Realignment When Sheldon learns that his mother won't attend his wedding unless he invites his brother Georgie, he and Leonard travel to Texas. (S11 Ep23/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Bow Tie Asymmetry Everyone focuses on making sure all the arrangements for Amy and Sheldon's big day go according to plan - except the bride and groom. (S11 Ep24/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Waiting for Mr Right Joe teases Mel when she brings home a guy who's boring, but she feels the pressure to be in a relationship when her last single friend gets engaged. (S1 Ep20/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Young Love Mel embarks upon a romantic relationship with a younger man. Lennox faces a challenge when she aims to take up the post of editor of the school blog. (S1 Ep21/30) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother Aldrin Justice Barney seduces Marshall's professor in the hope that she'll give the class higher marks, but she ends up grading Barney's performance in the bedroom. (S2 Ep6/22) 
15:30How I Met Your Mother Swarley Barney is accidentally called Swarley by Chloe, the coffee house waitress, leading an amused Ted and Marshall to call him by this name all day. (S2 Ep7/22) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Moo Moo Jeffords aims to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas. (S4 Ep16/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cop-Con The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event, usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by asking them to be on their best behaviour. (S4 Ep17/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs Stop Arguing and Start Thanking When Beverly invites Murray's unreliable brother Marvin to visit at Thanksgiving, she reignites their long-standing feud. (S1 Ep9/23) 
17:30The Goldbergs Shopping Erica's new job at a department store is put in jeopardy when Beverly takes advantage of her daughter's employee discount far too frequently. (S1 Ep10/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization Sheldon and Leonard are asked to give a paper at a physics conference, but Sheldon is reluctant to share the credit, so Penny tries to help. (S1 Ep9/17) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Loobenfeld Decay Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny on stage singing in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's lie gets out of control. (S1 Ep10/17) 
19:00Hollyoaks Ste agrees to help Terry, if it means that Terry will leave town for good. Romeo and Lily rekindle their romance. And Alfie is offered an internship in Washington DC. 
19:30New: Celebrity Coach Trip Brand new series: The celeb tourists reach Denia. Roxanne Pallett arrives and immediately makes a big impression. And the afternoon's posh wine tasting gets out of hand. (Ep8) 
20:00New: The Goldbergs Brand new series - Mister Knifey-Hands: When Jackie's parents allow Adam to watch a horror film, a disagreement between the families ensues. Erica hangs out at her old high school. (S6 Ep5) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Comic Book Store Regeneration The gang prepare for the reopening of Stuart's comic book shop. Penny teaches Sheldon to 'let it go' when he is irritated. (S8 Ep15/24) 
21:00The Day After Tomorrow Film (2004) Tense sci-fi thriller with Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal. A scientist sets out to save his son when global warming plunges Earth into a rapid and alarming climatic catastrophe. 
23:20The Big Bang Theory The Rhinitis Revelation Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6/24) 
23:55The Big Bang Theory The Good Guy Fluctuation Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7/24) 
00:20Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated viewers on: Speed with Guy Martin, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Psycho, The X Factor, Life Story, Band Aid, the News and more. (S4 Ep8/12) [SL] 
01:25First Dates First Dates returns for another series. Can Cameron help politics graduate Joe leave the singles market? And is ex-car mechanic Alex more interested in his waiter than his date? (S11 Ep1) 
02:25Rude Tube: Face Palms and Face... ...Plants Alex Zane presents some fresh, jaw-dropping internet clips featuring the worst wedding intro ever, and a head stuck in a pumpkin. (S11 Ep2) 
03:20The Goldbergs Brand new series - Mister Knifey-Hands: When Jackie's parents allow Adam to watch a horror film, a disagreement between the families ensues. Erica hangs out at her old high school. (S6 Ep5) 
03:45The Big Bang Theory The Celebration Experimentation The gang persuade Sheldon to celebrate his birthday and invite a few special guests along to his party in the 200th episode. (S9 Ep17/24) 
04:05The Big Bang Theory The Application Deterioration Leonard, Sheldon and Howard run into problems when they file for a patent. Emily reaches out to Raj after their break-up. (S9 Ep18/24) 
04:25Mike & Molly Mudlick or Bust Molly reunites Peggy with her estranged sister Rosemary when they visit Peggy's home town of Mudlick to do some research for their book. (S5 Ep17) 
04:45Mike & Molly No Kay Morale Peggy is thrilled when her friend Kay unexpectedly returns to town. Mike and Carl are assigned to carry out crowd control at a rally. (S5 Ep18) 
05:05How I Met Your Mother Aldrin Justice Barney seduces Marshall's professor in the hope that she'll give the class higher marks, but she ends up grading Barney's performance in the bedroom. (S2 Ep6/22) 
05:25How I Met Your Mother Swarley Barney is accidentally called Swarley by Chloe, the coffee house waitress, leading an amused Ted and Marshall to call him by this name all day. (S2 Ep7/22) 
06:00Hollyoaks Simone is on the warpath as she turns up at Breda's pig farm, while Simone's lover Louis, who is gagged and restrained inside, manages to break free.