This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Thursday, May 23 2013

06:00Brainiac: Science Abuse Take cover! Richard Hammond and Jon Tickle create more havoc in the laboratory with another set of explosive experiments and crazy investigations. 
07:00Emergency With Angela Griffin There's no let-up for Angela in Cardiff when a motorcycle accident is followed by a car-versus-coach road crash. Then, in Bournemouth, a family faces an anxious wait. (S2, ep 10) 
08:00Dream Lives For Sale Bid farewell to Jonnie Irwin and his practical pearls of wisdom. In this final fix, our expert is on the lookout for business opportunities in the sunshine state of Florida. (8/8) 
09:00The Middle The Telling Frankie's all-seeing eyes in the back of her head spell bother for Sue and Axl. Meanwhile, a reluctant Mike is forced to attend parents' day at Brick's school. (S3, ep 23) 
09:30The Middle The Wedding Season three concludes with a wedding at the Hecks', although the family don't seem to know much about it. Plus, Axl starts his own business. (S3, ep 24) 
10:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
10:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
11:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
11:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
12:00UK Border Force 2 A Nigerian with a forged passport spins a sympathetic story, but will it ring true? And a terminally-ill woman waits to see whether she qualifies to get into the country. (8/10) 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Full Throttle The team investigate the demise of a young naval officer killed in an illegal street race. Meanwhile, Callen learns a few lessons at traffic school. (S1, ep 17) 
14:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Blood Brothers The team investigate when a Marine Gunnery Sergeant is killed by a gang armed with AK-47s. To get to the bottom of the twisty tale, Sam goes undercover. (S1, ep 18) 
16:00Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. 
16:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. 
17:00Stargate SG-1 Origin Daniel and Vala realise that by reactivating an ancient communications device, they've exposed Earth to the wrath of a group of unforgiving deities. Oops. 
18:00Stargate SG-1 The Ties That Bind Daniel and Vala embark on a series of missions in their quest to unlock the Jaffa device that looks like it's bound them together, forever. 
19:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
19:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
20:00Ashley Banjo's Dancing Darts... ...Players. New. Diversity and Dartversity are reunited. Ashley Banjo and the boys are about to embark on their biggest tour yet and, for one night only, they'll be joined by a special act. 
21:00Road Wars Conrad and Simon go head-to-head with a mugger trying to rob a bus, while the proactive team raids a drugs farm hidden in the countryside. Strong language. 
22:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. 
23:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. 
00:00Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Wales Adrenaline-fuelled documentary following Britain's police. From violent drunks and drug dealers to a dangerous domestic incident, this week's fix focuses on cops based in West Wales. 
01:00Night Cops Cameras follow Kent's Armed Response Unit as they deal with a man thought to be carrying a gun. Plus, Wrexham police follow up on intelligence about a drug dealer. Strong language. (2/6) 
01:50Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men From gangsters to elite forces specialists, Danny Dyer gains access to some seriously hard men. In this first fix, the actor meets Stephen French, a contemporary of Curtis Warren. (1/8) 
02:40Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men From gangsters to elite forces specialists, Danny Dyer gains access to some seriously hard men. Former SAS soldier Nigel 'Spud' Ely recalls his most memorable experiences. (2/8) 
03:30Football Behind Bars There are plenty of obstacles to overcome as Ian Wright continues on his mission to turn around the lives of young offenders. The project is jeopardised by the boys' behaviour. (4/6) 
04:20Road Wars Dog handler Steve deals with a troublesome group of lads; the Road Crime Unit make a surprise discovery; and Darryl is the first on the scene of a serious accident. 
05:10Sell Me The Answer Gethin Jones hosts this all or nothing quiz show. The stakes are high as contestants barter with answer-selling 'traders' in a bid to win £25,000. But can the traders be trusted? 
06:00Brainiac: Science Abuse Dust off that labcoat for more explosive experiments and scientific mayhem with the Brainiacs, as Richard Hammond and Jon Tickle explore the absurdities of science. Last in series.