This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Wednesday, January 16 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:30Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
07:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S8, ep 13) 
08:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S8, ep 14) 
09:00Obese: A Year To Save My Life Jack, 25, weighs in at 29 stone and could be the poster boy for today's obesity epidemic. With Jessie and the team's help though, Jack is determined to shift those pounds. (S1, ep 2) 
10:00The Biggest Loser Australia With the elimination challenge behind them, the contestants get to relax and are treated to a makeover. (S11, ep 22) 
11:00My Kitchen Rules New Zealand Foodie friends William and Zoe prepare an ambitious three-course meal at their Instant Restaurant. (S2, ep 8) 
12:00Monkey Life Golden-cheeked gibbon Tien finally meets his new mate, Kim. But the course of true love doesn't run smoothly. Meanwhile, naughty chimp Rodders pushes Lulu to the limit. (S8, ep 7) 
12:30Monkey Life There's great excitement at Hananya's enclosure when chimp Cherri finally gives birth to twin baby girls. Elsewhere, woolly monkey Pacaja takes a shine to leader Oaska. (S8, ep 8) 
13:00Monkey Life It's the day of the great ape move as Gordon's orangs swap houses with Sally's chimps. But it's a mammoth operation involving the veterinary team and the primate care staff. (S8, ep 9) 
13:30Monkey Life It's all change for Lulu, Rodders, Ash, Brian and Sally, who now have other chimps living nearby. Meanwhile, baby marmoset Leo is finally well enough to meet his new housemates. (S8, ep 10) 
14:00The Dog Whisperer Chip, Leo, Hank, Lucy And Betty Cesar comes to the rescue of a ferocious Min Pin whose constant biting regularly draws blood from his owner's family. (S2, ep 8) 
15:00Stargate SG-1 Camelot The Dark Ages are the setting for a magical series finale. As Jackson and Mitchell battle an evil knight, Carter is thrown into the midst of an apocalyptic war. (S9, ep 20) 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Flesh And Blood As the sci-fi spectacular returns to screens for its historic tenth series, the villainous invading fleet of Ori continue their assault on the alliance fleet. (S10, ep 1) 
17:00A Town Called Eureka Right As Raynes The return of Eureka's prodigal son has devices going haywire. But when the returnee runs off again, this time with Zoe, Sheriff Carter goes ballistic. (S1, ep 8) 
18:00Warehouse 13 Love Sick The team tries to locate an artefact which has been turning people into clay. Pete and Myka wake up in bed together with no memory of what happened. (S3, ep 3) 
19:00Stargate Atlantis Underground Trade relations with a species called the Genii turn sour when the team discovers their new 'allies' have ulterior motives. Guest starring Colm Meaney. (S1, ep 8) 
20:00Hawaii Five-0 UA Lawe Wale (Taken): Governor Denning introduces an unwelcome addition to the team, and Chin Ho's future in the force is decided. Guest starring Tom Sizemore. (S2, ep 2) 
21:00Living The Dream New & Exclusive. There's major tension when Mal has to fire Jen from the park. And, the stress continues for Mal when a bunch of no-hopers apply for her job. (S2, ep 2) 
22:00Trollied New & Exclusive. It's a big day for Gavin as he prepares to launch his new healthy eating initiative. Meanwhile, Brian gives a harrowing presentation on the dangers of fat. (S6, ep 3) 
22:30Trollied New & Exclusive. Duncan's back in store and is far from impressed with Gavin's health food drive. Katie also faces an unwanted visitor in the form of Daniel's girlfriend Holly. (S6, ep 4) 
23:00Strike Back: Project Dawn Stonebridge and Scott can't catch a break, waking in a military barracks alongside other hostages. Hasani has big plans for them... Sex/Violence/Strong language. (8/10) 
00:00Magnum P.I. New & Exclusive. I Saw the Sun Rise: Charming paradise-based private eye Thomas Magnum is back in this fast-paced reboot of the hit 80s show. Justin Lin directs. (S1, ep 1) 
01:00Just Another Immigrant New & Exclusive. The Arrival: Join Romesh Ranganathan on his laugh-out-loud quest to break America. He's booked a 6,000-seat gig and has just three months to sell it out. (S1, ep 1) 
01:35Just Another Immigrant New & Exclusive. The Uncle: The laughs continue as Romesh's eccentric uncle arrives in LA. And he's got some big ideas to help his nephew make it America. (S1, ep 2) 
02:10The Force: Essex On a Hunch The series shining a new light on modern policing in Essex and the challenges faced by the county's officers continues. (S3, ep 5) 
03:05The Force: Essex Acid Attack In Wickford, cops are left mystified when a victim of an acid attack refuses to cooperate with them. (S3, ep 6) 
04:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo Radio presenter John Humphrys, stand-up comedian Ed Byrne and The IT Crowd actress Katherine Parkinson all join Lee Mack on his fun and fact-filled panel show. (S3, ep 6) 
05:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S4, ep 5) 
05:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S4, ep 6) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.