This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, December 11 2018

06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This winter special sees contestants take on the all the Snow-tivator and Spinning Ski Lift. (S4, E01) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
09:30Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancÚ's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 1): Motivated by the promise of a new beachside burger joint, Bob conspires with Felix to convince Mr. Fischoeder to sell Wonder Wharf. (S4, E21) 
10:30Bob's Burgers World Wharf II The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 2): It's Linda and the kids to the rescue when Felix takes desperate measures - putting Bob in danger! (S4, E22) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Miami Special Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
13:00Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
13:30Friends The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
14:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Watch them brave the elements as they step on to a white, slippery and wintery wonderland. (S4, E02) 
15:00The Middle Halloween V: Frankie and Mike are stunned to learn that Brick has invited a girl over to the house just to hang with him. Meanwhile, Sue hits on an idea to help supplement her college fund. (S6, E05) 
15:30The Middle The Sinkhole Frankie is forced to wash the dishes with a hose after the sink falls into a sinkhole, Sue has to master tinikling to receive credit for gym class, and Brick breaks something! (S6, E06) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 1): Motivated by the promise of a new beachside burger joint, Bob conspires with Felix to convince Mr. Fischoeder to sell Wonder Wharf. (S4, E21) 
16:30Bob's Burgers World Wharf II The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part 2): It's Linda and the kids to the rescue when Felix takes desperate measures - putting Bob in danger! (S4, E22) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Alma Matter Will is accepted to Princeton University, but Carlton is not. At night, Carlton has a vision of his guardian angel - the actual Tom Jones! (S3, E18) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Just Say Yo Will is run down with work, school, and his girlfriend, and has trouble staying awake. He decides to take amphetamines to help him... (S3, E19) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Miami Special Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Local Ad Although informed that he and his employees can only be in the Dunder Mifflin commercial for a few seconds, Michael decides to produce a full commercial with the Scranton staff. (S4, E09) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Branch Wars Karen, now Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Utica, attempts to lure Stanley away. Pranking Karen for her attempt, Michael and Dwight trick Jim into going on a "panty raid". (S4, E10) 
21:00Michael McIntyre Live & Laughing 'Live & Laughing' is the mesmerising first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. His energy, charm and pinpoint observations leave the full house in raptures. 
22:00South Park: Season 16 A Nightmare On Face Time Randy is excited to buy the bargain of the century - a Blockbuster video rental store for $10,000! But all is not as it seems at this isolated, wintry place. (S16, E12) 
22:30South Park: Season 16 A Scause For Applause Rocked by the news of drug use by an icon, the boys join with the rest of the nation and remove their yellow wristbands. Except for Stan. It's time to make a stand. (S16, E13) 
22:55South Park: Season 16 Obama Wins! Just what evil deeds has Cartman been up to? It's up to the boys to find out, and the truth could rock America to its core! Meanwhile, Mickey Mouse buys the rights to Star Wars. (S16, E14) 
23:25Rick and Morty Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate: Jerry is faced with the difficult decision of losing his manhood in order to save an alien leader from imminent death. Werner Herzog guest voices. (S2, E08) 
23:55The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Baby Comes Out Vivian's baby is a week late, but family members and her visiting sisters Vy and Janice are nowhere to be found when it is time to rush to the hospital! (S3, E20) 
00:25The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You Bet Your Life Heavyweight boxing champ Riddick Bowe wreaks havoc with Carlton's mind and Will's face at a funky cafe-casino in Nevada. (S3, E21) 
00:50Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central Live from Camden's legendary Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by northerner Jason Cook and Virtually Famous' Ellie Taylor. (S1, E08) 
01:258 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Yvette Fielding, David Walliams, Reginald D. Hunter & Phil Spencer. (S8, E05) 
01:50Takeshi's Castle A new group of contestants attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. There will be a lot of slips along the way, especially on the Slippery Wall. Roman Kemp is joined by Capital FM's Vick Hope. (S5, E03) 
02:20Chris Ramsey At The Comedy Store Chris Ramsey hosts a night of comedy at the world famous Comedy Store in London with Jarred Christmas, Tiff Stevenson, and Jason Cook.(S4, E08) 
02:45Lip Sync Battle Lupita Nyong'o (Nakia in "Black Panther") and Regina Hall (Brenda in the "Scary Movie" films) step into the arena for an action-packed competition, but only one will emerge a champion. (S3, E4) 
03:05Life After Beth Film When his girlfriend (Aubrey Plaza) dies, Zach (Dane DeHaan) is devastated. However, he gets a second chance at love after she rises from the dead. John C. Reilly and Anna Kendrick also star. (2014) 
04:30Bob's Burgers The Kids Run Away Learning that she needs a filling, Louise runs away from the dentist and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's. Linda bets that she won't last the weekend with Gail's "craziness". (S4, E19) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Gene It On Tina tries out for cheerleading, but a spirited and enthusiastic spectator Gene makes more of an impression. After biting her tongue during her audition, Tina is unable to speak. (S4, E20) 
05:15The Middle Halloween V: Frankie and Mike are stunned to learn that Brick has invited a girl over to the house just to hang with him. Meanwhile, Sue hits on an idea to help supplement her college fund. (S6, E05) 
05:35The Middle The Sinkhole Frankie is forced to wash the dishes with a hose after the sink falls into a sinkhole, Sue has to master tinikling to receive credit for gym class, and Brick breaks something! (S6, E06) 
06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Watch them brave the elements as they step on to a white, slippery and wintery wonderland. (S4, E02)