| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 09:00 | Mr Bean Merry Christmas Mr. Bean: Festive antics are the order of the day with Harrods, Bean's girlfriend and a turkey all fair game! Christmas Mr. Bean style! |
| 09:30 | Mr Bean Mr. Bean in Room 426: All hell breaks loose when Bean has a stay in a posh hotel; walls are drilled, noise is made and a certain someone's bottom ends up on display. Danny La Rue guest stars. |
| 10:00 | Scrubs My Hypocritical Oath
J.D. becomes attracted to a bartender named Kylie but discovers her new boyfriend has an STD. Dr. Cox anxiously awaits the Lakers game but must tape it to watch after his shift. |
| 10:30 | Scrubs My Quarantine
J.D. takes Kylie out on their first date, but all does not go according to plan and they end up at the Sacred Heart Hospital trapped in quarantine. Tara Reid guest stars. |
| 11:00 | Two And A Half Men Santa's Village Of The Damned
Alan's latest girlfriend turns out to be a great cook and starts fattening up the boys, all the while establishing a nest in their home and slowly taking over the house. |
| 11:30 | Two And A Half Men That Special Tug
Alan becomes convinced that Jake doesn't want to spend any time with him and ends up having an emotional breakdown - leading Charlie to see his own therapist to get advice for Alan! |
| 12:00 | Mike & Molly After The Lovin'
Exclusive to Comedy Central. Mike and Molly spend a romantic weekend together and afterwards, Mike comes on too strong. Carl advises him to play it cool. |
| 12:30 | Mike & Molly Mike Snores
Exclusive to Comedy Central. Mike and Molly's relationship is moving along nicely, until it's interrupted by Mike's very annoying and constant snoring. |
| 13:00 | Anger Management Charlie's Patient Gets Out of Jail
Charlie is less than happy when his ex, Jennifer, starts dating one of his patients - ex-con Cleo from his prison anger therapy group! Starring Charlie Sheen. |
| 13:30 | Anger Management Charlie Outs a Patient
Self-hating Nolan is nervous at making it to date four with a girl so Charlie decides to help him out on the big night. What could possibly go wrong? Charlie Sheen stars. |
| 14:00 | Two And A Half Men Humiliation Is A Visual Medium
Charlie and Mia's chaste relationship takes a turn for the worse when Charlie makes an inappropriate proposal. Maybe wooing a girl named Kandi will make it all better? |
| 14:30 | Two And A Half Men Love Isn't Blind It's R******d
Charlie can't wait to consummate his relationship with Mia, but an oversexed ex-girlfriend named Kandi throws a spanner in the works. Maybe Alan can help him out? |
| 15:00 | Two And A Half Men My Tongue Is Meat
When Mia and Charlie's lifestyles clash, Charlie must figure out if he is really in love with her. Might be best to do that before a nice romantic meal... |
| 15:30 | Two And A Half Men Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend, Kandi, to Jake's birthday, afraid of what Evelyn will make of her. Rose tries to get her new boyfriend to act more like Charlie. |
| 16:00 | The King Of Queens Mean Streak
Doug tries to beat a record at work, but the older members of the IPS depot aren't too happy that Doug is going to break the record held by their friend. |
| 16:30 | The King Of Queens Friender Bender
When Doug and Carrie offer to pay damages for rear-ending Deacon and Kelly's car, it causes friction between the two couples. But what was the cause of the accident...? |
| 17:00 | The King Of Queens No Retreat
Carrie brings Doug to her company retreat for the weekend. When Carrie tries to get Doug to look like a successful person he ends up putting on a bad show. |
| 17:30 | The King Of Queens Lyin' Hearted: While Arthur is about to undergo heart surgery, Carrie discovers something from their past that makes her question their relationship. |
| 18:00 | Mr Bean Merry Christmas Mr. Bean: Festive antics are the order of the day with Harrods, Bean's girlfriend and a turkey all fair game! Christmas Mr. Bean style! |
| 18:30 | Mr Bean Mr. Bean in Room 426: All hell breaks loose when Bean has a stay in a posh hotel; walls are drilled, noise is made and a certain someone's bottom ends up on display. Danny La Rue guest stars. |
| 19:00 | Two And A Half Men The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
When he is nominated for an advertising award Charlie boycotts the ceremony, having lost several years in a row to his arch nemesis. Jon Lovitz guest-stars. |
| 19:30 | Two And A Half Men The Spit Covered Cobbler
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for Kandi's bills. Meanwhile, Judith is after her alimony cheque... Charlie to the rescue? |
| 20:00 | Two And A Half Men Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
Kandi moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy about the arrangement, as he is having a "dry spell" with women. |
| 20:30 | Two And A Half Men Always A Bridesmaid Never A Burro
Alan is depressed as Kandi has left him to stay with Judith. Charlie starts sleeping with Kandi's mother, Mandi, and it's not long before daddy is on the scene too! |
| 21:00 | South Park The Ungroundable
Fed up with how he is treated by his parents, the eternally innocent Butters embraces the new vampire craze a little too enthusiastically. Who will he choose to feed on...? |
| 21:30 | South Park The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
Butters gets the blame, and then the glory, after the boys write a book intended to be gratuitously rude but which is hailed as a masterpiece. Murder is the answer! |
| 22:00 | South Park City Sushi
When Butters gets caught up in an Asian turf war his parents discover he has multiple personalities and decide medication is the only answer - but what is Butters' therapist hiding? |
| 22:30 | South Park The Last of the Meheecans
When a game of 'border patrol' goes wrong Butters ends up reigniting Mexican pride, but Cartman isn't prepared to let the game end there. |
| 23:00 | Sex And The City Attack Of the Five Foot Ten Woman
Carrie is traumatised by an encounter with Big's fiancee, while Miranda feels judged by her new cleaning lady, Magda. Samantha gets physical with a masseur. |
| 23:35 | Sex And The City Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl
When Carrie discovers her new young lover is attracted to both men and women she gets caught up in a world of bisexuality. Alanis Morissette guest-stars. |
| 00:15 | Just Add Water Film
Ray Tuckby is a decent guy with a dead-end life in the dead-end town of Trona, CA. After encouragement from a stranger, Ray begins to dream again... Dylan Walsh and Jonah Hill star. (2008) |
| 02:00 | Kathy Brand new and exclusive. Actress and comedian Kathy Griffin hosts her very own chat show. Tonight's guests are Chris Colfer (from Glee) and former wild-child Kelly Osbourne. |
| 03:00 | Just For Laughs, Just For... ...Comedy Central: From the Montreal comedy festival, tonight's show features: John Maloney, Harland Williams and Norm McDonald. |
| 03:25 | Tosh.0 Brand new and exclusive. Comedian Daniel Tosh takes on everything the Internet has to offer. Tonight a couple get frisky in a meadow and there's a new play on an old game - 'Rock, Paper, Balls'. |
| 03:50 | South Park The Last of the Meheecans
When a game of 'border patrol' goes wrong Butters ends up reigniting Mexican pride, but Cartman isn't prepared to let the game end there. |
| 04:15 | Sir Leslie Quint "A Life In Film" For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. |
| 04:20 | Frasier A Lilith Thanksgiving
Frasier and ex-wife Lilith go round in circles trying to get their son Frederick accepted at an exclusive private school. Only the best will do for the Crane family! |
| 04:45 | Frasier The Impossible Dream
Frasier is haunted by a recurring erotic dream involving him, a seedy motel and KACL's restaurant critic Gil (Chesty) Chesterton... What can this mean? |
| 05:10 | Frasier A Crane's Critique
Frasier and Niles cannot resist the temptation to look at the manuscript of a new book by one of their favourite authors. Inevitably, their meddling comes at a price. |
| 05:35 | Frasier Our Father Whose Art Ain't Heaven
Martin buys Frasier a painting he said he liked at a restaurant. However, Frasier only said he liked it in order to get a table. What a typically Crane quandary! |
| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
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