This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, April 1 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes The jokers work at a pawn shop, try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies, and then complete designated tasks while riding the Roosevelt Island Tramway. (S3, E18) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why was shooting temporarily shut down during "Catch and Release"? And how did the gym owner help prevent Joe from getting punched in the nose during his stare down punishment? (S3, E19) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How many times has Joe shown his butt on the show? Why were volunteers turned away for "Tool Bags"? And how was the decision made to find just the right turkey legs for Q's punishment? (S3, E20) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This episode features 24 brave military personnel, police officers and everyday heroes. (S3, E18). 
10:00The Middle Find My Hecks Summer vacation has begun for Sue and Axl, so it must be party time! Or is it? Middle school graduation nears for Brick, but who is he up against for class valedictorian? (S7, E23) 
10:30The Middle The Show Must Go On After almost forgetting that Brick's middle school graduation is only days away, Frankie goes on a mission to right a wrong. Sue gets a summer job at Dollywood. (S7, E24) 
11:00Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
11:30Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
12:00The U.S. Office Christmas Party The office Christmas party turns into a disaster when Michael decides to give all of the employees the ability to steal each other's gifts. (S2, E10) 
12:30The U.S. Office Booze Cruise Michael rents a boat for the annual motivational cruise, where he angers the captain with his antics. A drunken Roy publicly sets a wedding date... Amy Adams guest stars. (S2, E11) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Weekend at Mort's The family has to stay next door at Mort the Mortician's house as the restaurant is infested with mold. Bob and Linda double date with Mort and his Internet-girlfriend. (S1, E11) 
13:30Bob's Burgers Torpedo Bob is thrilled when his baseball hero Torpedo Jones takes a liking to his burgers, but has misgivings when he realizes that Torpedo is just using the burger grease to cheat. (S1, E13) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Penguins ...and Other Wildlife. Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features penguins! (S2, E07) 
14:30Most Ridiculous Drivers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode takes out on the open road with crazy drivers! (S2, E08) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys reveal strange devices to focus groups, try to use people as pillows and try to persuade grocery shoppers not to purchase the items they want. (S3, E08) 
15:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to convince people of the existence of obscure places, pick their "poison" in a park and try to find a house sitter despite the other guys. (S3, E09) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what crazy concoctions were too hot for TV. (S1, E20) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Find out how long it took to find a dentist to hit Murr with novocaine for the night's punishment. (S1, E21) 
17:00The Middle The Core Group Frankie and Mike meet Axl's new girlfriend, who has a quirky personality trait. Meanwhile, Sue wants to change her major to theatre and Brick wants to change his image. (S8, E01) 
17:30The Middle A Tough Pill to Swallow When Sue gets kicked out of college after forgetting to renew her financial aid, Mike visits the bursar. Meanwhile Frankie teaches Brick how to swallow a pill. (S8, E02) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Geoffrey Cleans Up Geoffrey falls for the woman next door whilst thinking she is a housekeeper. When he finds out she is just visiting and is worth 25 million dollars, its decision time... (S2, E16) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Community Action Jazz stays at the Banks house but abuses their hospitality. Hilary must do community service at the clinic after going to court for parking tickets. (S2, E17) 
19:00The U.S. Office Koi Pond Michael has a little accident that he'd rather not share with the office, but what is Jim hiding? Meanwhile, Pam and Andy do some role playing in order to gain clients. (S6, E08) 
19:30The U.S. Office Double Date Michael makes a startling discovery when he goes for lunch with Pam, Jim, and Pam's mum. Dwight buying breakfast for everyone has devious undertones. (S6, E09) 
20:00The U.S. Office Christmas Party The office Christmas party turns into a disaster when Michael decides to give all of the employees the ability to steal each other's gifts. (S2, E10) 
20:30The U.S. Office Booze Cruise Michael rents a boat for the annual motivational cruise, where he angers the captain with his antics. A drunken Roy publicly sets a wedding date... Amy Adams guest stars. (S2, E11) 
21:00Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
21:30Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
22:00The Cleveland Show Brown History Month Cleveland and Lester are ordered by a judge to work together on a float for the Stoolbend Unity Parade after they get in a fight. (S1, E19) 
22:30The Ricky Gervais Show After Karl insists that he is really a happy-go-lucky guy at heart, spending most of his time home alone on DIY projects, Ricky and Stephen ask him to take them through a typical day. (S3, E05) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Cartman Joins NAMBLA Cartman joins The North American Man Boy Love Association but does he know what they really want? Meanwhile, Kenny will do anything to stop his parents having a kid. (S4, E05) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years Cherokee Hair Tampons When Kyle falls ill his mum goes to Miss Information's holistic medicine store - can herbs supplied by 2 "native" Americans really help? Guest stars Cheech and Chong. (S4, E06) 
00:00South Park: The Classic Years Chef Goes Nanners Chef and Uncle Jimbo go head-to-head over South Park's racist flag but the townsfolk aren't fussed either way. Will the flag be made PC? Not if the KKK have a say! (S4, E07) 
00:30South Park: The Classic Years Something You Can Do With Your Finger Cartman is convinced that his dream is a sign from God, so corrals the boys into making a boyband called "Fingerbang". He's not happy when Wendy joins! (S4, E08) 
01:00South Park: The Classic Years Do The Handicapped Go To Hell? (1): The boys are convinced they will go to hell when they die unless they confess all their sins. Satan is torn between two lovers: Chris and Saddam Hussein. (S4, E09) 
01:30South Park: The Classic Years Probably (2): The boys build a church-shaped shack to live in and listen to Cartman the preacher man. Meanwhile, Satan turns to an unlikely source for advice about his relationship woes. (S4, E10) 
02:00Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell's live in action to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
02:55Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. Iain Stirling headlines with support from Emily Lloyd Saini. (S1, E05) 
03:20Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. Suzi Ruffell headlines with support from Rob Auton. (S1, E06) 
03:45Iain Stirling: Comedy Central Live The voice of "Love Island" Iain Stirling does a barnstorming set at Comedy Central Live in the heart of London. Iain talks about growing old and his previous work as a children's TV presenter. 
04:05Bordertown Santa Ana Winds The Santa Ana winds create a series of strange events in Mexifornia: Bud helps a Mexican "Bud" look-alike sneak over the border, and Ernesto is tormented by a demon leaf. (S1, E08) 
04:30The Middle The Core Group Frankie and Mike meet Axl's new girlfriend, who has a quirky personality trait. Meanwhile, Sue wants to change her major to theatre and Brick wants to change his image. (S8, E01) 
04:50The Middle A Tough Pill to Swallow When Sue gets kicked out of college after forgetting to renew her financial aid, Mike visits the bursar. Meanwhile Frankie teaches Brick how to swallow a pill. (S8, E02) 
05:15Last Man Standing Private Coach Mike hopes that hiring a private soccer coach for Eve will help her chances of getting a scholarship. But the ladies of the household find themselves quite enamored of him. (S2, E16) 
05:35Last Man Standing The Fight Mike is surprisingly impressed with Ryan when they take Boyd to a baseball game. Mandy gets her laptop and cell phone taken away for failing history. (S2, E17) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Are any of the Jokers avid skiers? How did the maître d' help out when seating patrons for "Stay for Dinner"? And why did Joe have such a hard time escaping the giant cake in his punishment? (S3, E22)