This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, October 17 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Annoyed at how far his family has moved away from the true spirit of Christmas, Mike wants each of them to perform a good deed. (S5 Ep 11) 
08:20Smallville Superhero drama series exploring Superman's teenage years. Clark witnesses the robbery of a LuthorCorp truck carrying kryptonite, and finds he is powerless to stop it. (S2 Ep 20) 
09:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Vic face one of their most confrontational cases, and Steve and Ben encounter a tragic repossession. (S4 Ep 6) 
10:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. Stewart suffers a tirade of verbal abuse, and Steve and Ben meet a woman running her flat from a single plug. (S4 Ep 5) 
11:10My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Michael's worst fears are realised when he agrees to give Vanessa's dad a job. (S4 Ep 23) 
11:40My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Michael's romantic evening with Jay ends disastrously. (S4 Ep 24) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie mistakenly spends the night with Rose and ends up being confronted by her father. (S3 Ep 7) 
12:35Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher, however Charlie and Jake soon find themselves competing for those affections. (S3 Ep 8) 
13:05Two and a Half Men US comedy. After a birthday party thrown for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he is underappreciated. (S6 Ep 14) 
13:35Two and a Half Men US comedy about a well-off bachelor. Charlie agrees to accompany Chelsea to a marriage counselling session. (S6 Ep 15) 
14:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. When Mike finds out future son-in-law Kyle fears meeting with the church's new minister, Mike tells Kyle to use him and Vanessa as a strong example. (S5 Ep 21) 
14:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike's anniversary at Outdoor Man is celebrated by a dinner and a speech. Mandy decides that to save money she and Kyle will move in with Mike and Vanessa. (S5 Ep 22) 
15:00Neighbours Scarlett tells Yashvi that she slept with Ned. Hendrix steals Pierce's car to go joyriding but crashes into a marquee at a special event organised by Lassiter's. 
15:30Home and Away Raffy continues to ignore Ryder. Jasmine helps Robbo as he continues his attempts to find Carter. After some details about her past come to light, Irene is tempted to run away. 
16:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Though he accepted Lyndsey's offer to move in, Alan continues to use Charlie's beach house to have sex with Melissa. (S8 Ep 3) 
16:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie thinks his newest girlfriend is comfortable with his crazy lifestyle - until stalker Rose reappears. (S8 Ep 7) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan fails to provide his son with a fun-filled weekend. (S1 Ep 3) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie quickly realises that he cannot cope by himself when his long-term cleaning lady quits her job. (S1 Ep 4) 
18:00Neighbours Scarlett tells Yashvi that she slept with Ned. Hendrix steals Pierce's car to go joyriding but crashes into a marquee at a special event organised by Lassiter's. 
18:30Home and Away Leah discovers what Irene is up to and urges her to stay and fight for justice. Bella is persuaded to return to school. Ben gives Maggie reason to hope. Raffy has another seizure. 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement officers. (S4 Ep 4) 
20:00Rich Kids, Skint Holiday Reality series sending well-to-do youngsters on budget-conscious jollies. Charlie's stories of safaris in Kenya shock the Mason family who tag team to support the family of seven. (S1 Ep 5) 
21:00New: Drag Kids: We're Fabulous! Two-part documentary about three young boys trying to become drag queens. How do their parents cope with supporting their dreams but keeping their appearance age-appropriate? (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00Horrible Bosses 2 Film Comedy sequel starring Jason Bateman and Charlie Day. Three friends resort to desperate measures when an investor backs out a deal to fund their invention. (2014) 
23:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:05Horrible Bosses 2 Film Comedy sequel starring Jason Bateman and Charlie Day. Three friends resort to desperate measures when an investor backs out a deal to fund their invention. (2014) 
00:15Desperately Seeking Perfection:... ...Body Freaks. Documentary exploring astonishing cosmetic transformations. Four people reveal physical changes so extreme that their loved ones don't know them anymore.