This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, October 22 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids The Bahamas (Part 1): When the Kyles arrive at the Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for their family vacation, Michael announces that all he wants to do is get some rest by himself. (S5, E16) 
08:35My Wife And Kids The Bahamas (Part 2): Lovebirds Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on the isolated Magic Island, along with a rapidly rising tide, and only one other person there who can help them... (S5, E17) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Whoops, There It Is The episode features bloopers from past seasons, and Dick Clark steps in to help Will showcase the bloopers. Will interviews the actors that appear in the series. (S6, E19) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Stank Horse Ashley is anxious to get into the School of Performing Art, and a friend of Will's says he will help her with her acting. Will and Carlton buy a horse that is being retired. (S6, E20) 
10:00Scrubs My Happy Place Sparks of an old romance re-ignite between J.D. and Elliot when they work together to urge the retired Dr. Kelso to find his new happy place. The Janitor is re-hired. (S8, E04) 
10:30Scrubs My ABCs J.D. learns that not even Elmo can teach the gift of compassion to those who don't care to learn. Elsewhere, Elliot gets scammed by intern Katie. Sesame Street Cameos. (S8, E05) 
11:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
11:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
12:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
12:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
13:00My Wife And Kids The Bahamas (Part 1): When the Kyles arrive at the Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for their family vacation, Michael announces that all he wants to do is get some rest by himself. (S5, E16) 
13:30My Wife And Kids The Bahamas (Part 2): Lovebirds Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on the isolated Magic Island, along with a rapidly rising tide, and only one other person there who can help them... (S5, E17) 
14:00Friends: Season 4 The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
14:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
15:00Friends: Season 4 The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
15:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The lads play a round of "Don't I Know You?" with complete strangers, and pose as driving school teachers. (S2, E03) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show.The guys raise donations for bizarre charities, and eat food off other people's plates at a Chinese restaurant. (S2, E06) 
17:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
17:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
18:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
18:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
19:00Friends: Season 4 The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
19:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
20:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
20:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
21:00New: Joel & Nish Vs The World Joel and Nish travel to Tokyo to meet Japan's professional sumo wrestlers before heading to the remote Oki Islands to take part in a tournament in the birthplace of Sumo. (S2, E05) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers The guys run a surprise hide and seek challenge, a stint at the Cake Boss's counter is anything but sweet, and advice for children turns awkward when heard by strangers. (S11, E09) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. Which of the Jokers played many sports throughout his high school years? What command almost made Sal hit a camera? And which two Jokers roomed together near Wall Street? (S2, E21) 
23:00South Park: Halloween The boys are back as South Park returns with brand new episodes, exclusive to Comedy Central! Season 22 sees the unrivalled comedy still as crude, rude and relevant as ever 
23:30Gary And His Demons Fleshler '99 / Gary Goes Home: Gary finds out that a demon named Fleshler might still be alive. Then Gary goes home and must confront a horror unlike any other - a family dinner. (S1, E02) 
00:00RuPaul's Drag Race The queens must write and perform a rap on RuPaul's new hit single, and guest RuPaul's podcast with Michelle Visage. Style superstar Carson Kressley and Ross Matthews guest judge. (S9, E12) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Whoops, There It Is The episode features bloopers from past seasons, and Dick Clark steps in to help Will showcase the bloopers. Will interviews the actors that appear in the series. (S6, E19) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Stank Horse Ashley is anxious to get into the School of Performing Art, and a friend of Will's says he will help her with her acting. Will and Carlton buy a horse that is being retired. (S6, E20) 
02:00South Park: Halloween Pink Eye It's Halloween and Kenny is killed by a falling space station and turned into a zombie by some embalming fluid contaminated with Worcester sauce. The zombie disease spreads. (S1, E07) 
02:30South Park: Halloween Damien The new kid in class persuades Jesus to do battle with his father, Satan, in the final battle of good versus evil. Cartman is livid to learn the bout clashes with his birthday. (S1, E10) 
03:00South Park: Halloween Spooky Fish When Stan is given a fish by his Aunt, he has a feeling there's something not quite right about it. Sure enough it's not long before there's evil goings on. (In spooky vision!) (S2, E15) 
03:25South Park: Halloween The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama): The boys discover that Chef has a new girl who has changed him from a free-spirited, soul-singing hipster to that of a mediocre, religious paper pusher. (S3, E03) 
03:50The Cleveland Show You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown Cleveland's parents announce they are getting married and moving to Stoolbend. (S1, E21) 
04:15Gilmore Girls Lorelai's First Cotillion Lorelai realizes that most of her emotional life has been based on doing and feeling the opposite of whatever her parents want. (S7, E03) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.