This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Monday, April 23 2018

06:00Animal 999 SPCA staff try to build up an emaciated seal's strength so it can rejoin its family in the sea, and three baby hedgehogs fight for life at the Penicuik centre. (S1, ep 8) 
06:30Animal 999 The Scottish SPCA goes to the rescue of a seal pup that's stranded on a beach. Plus, staff check up on a Jack Russell terrier that's suffering from a huge tumour. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
07:00Meerkat Manor An Awfully Big Adventure A pup takes a trip out with the foragers, but learns a tough lesson about living on the Kalahari. (S1, ep 11) 
07:30Meerkat Manor The Calm Before the Storm Flower is left in charge while Shakespeare goes on the hunt for food. (S1, ep 12) 
08:00Monkey Life Hananya's chimps are subdued when Cherri loses one of her newborn twins. Elsewhere, a fight breaks out at the lemur enclosure when two new arrivals are given a rough welcome. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
08:30Monkey Life Alison and wildlife vet John Lewis travel to Monkey World's sister sanctuary in Vietnam to release two golden-cheeked gibbons back into the wild. (S8, ep 12) Also in HD 
09:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S7, ep 1) 
09:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S7, ep 2) 
10:00Road Wars Officers Chris Piggott and Simon Hills are on the receiving end of a load of grief from a violent suspect they think has been trying to break into a car. Strong language. (S5, ep 3) 
11:00Warehouse 13 We All Fall Down Pete, Myka, Claudia and Jinks try to combat the evil that Artie has released into the world and prevent the deaths of thousands of innocent people. (S4, ep 10) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles High-Value Target While investigating the theft of a radioactive chemical from local hospitals, the team struggles to identify a mole in the organisation. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Wahine'inoloa (Evil Woman): McGarrett is caught up in a game of cat and mouse with a seductive therapist and murder suspect, while Catherine reconnects with Agent Channing. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ha'awe Make Loa (Death Wish): Max's trip to the bank takes a dramatic detour, while Danny makes the most of his assignment. Rumer Willis and Behati Prinsloo guest. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Black Market After a Homeland Security agent is poisoned, the team's investigation leads them on the path of a Triad assassin and a possible traitor. (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Orpheus Using knowledge remembered by Daniel in flashback, SG-1 mount a rescue mission to save Teal'c's son Ry'ac and his mentor Bratac from Goa'uld enslavement. (S7, ep 4) 
17:00The Simpsons Gone Maggie Gone When Maggie goes missing outside a convent, Lisa dresses herself as a nun and goes to find her. Meanwhile, the school swot digs up Springfield's secrets... (S20, ep 13) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama A Big Piece Of Garbage A colossal chunk of stinking garbage threatens to destroy New New York City. Featuring the guest voice of inventor Ron Popeil as himself. (S1, ep 8) 
18:00Futurama Hell Is Other Robots Bender turns to religion after becoming addicted to electricity. Featuring the voices of The Beastie Boys and Dan Castellaneta (voice of Homer Simpson). (S1, ep 9) 
18:30The Simpsons Coming To Homerica Expect political incorrectness aplenty in this socially aware closer to season 20. Prejudices are stirred when Springfield is swamped by immigrants. (S20, ep 21) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Homer the Whopper The comedy great returns for its 21st season. Written by and starring Knocked Up's Seth Rogen, this premiere fix sees Homer as a silver screen superhero. (S21, ep 1) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Bart Gets a Z: In the latest slice of whip-smart comedy, Bart's mischief-making results in Mrs Krabappel receiving her P45. Can Bart clear his guilty conscience? (S21, ep 2) Also in HD 
20:00New: Supergirl New & Exclusive. Schott through the Heart: A copycat Toyman strikes, forcing Winn to team up with his estranged mum (Oscar-nominated Lady Bird star Laurie Metcalf). (S3, ep 14) Also in HD 
21:00The Sum Of All Fears Film CIA agent Ben Affleck races to avert nuclear war after a terrorist gets his hands on a missing bomb. Thriller. Strong language/moderate violence/flashing images. (2002)(119 mins) Also in HD 
23:20The Force: North East A Stab in the Dark Officers attend the bloody aftermath of a machete gang fight in Newcastle. Plus, there's trouble at a city centre kebab shop. (S6, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:20Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Devon/Cornwall Adrenaline-fuelled documentary following Britain's police as they wage war against crime. This week's fix focuses on police in Devon and Cornwall. (S1, ep 3) 
01:15Ross Kemp Extreme World Lebanon Ross visits the Middle East where Lebanon is on the brink of civil war as the conflict in neighbouring Syria intensifies. Contains distressing scenes. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD 
02:10Most Shocking: Dangerous Drivers 4 A biker forgets to check his blind spot; a drowsy driver plows into a gas station; and a motorist stunned by a crash isn't out of danger yet. (S3, ep 7) 
03:05Duck Quacks Don't Echo On fact-dispensing duties this week are Great British Bake Off presenter Sue Perkins, comedian Bob Mortimer and former JLS singer Aston Merrygold. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
04:00The Real A & E There's disaster for David when a day at the woods ends in two broken legs. The air ambulance crew must rescue him before flying conditions get too dangerous. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD 
04:30The Real A & E When a heart attack victim collapses on the top of Warwick Castle, he finds himself at the centre of a complicated and troublesome airlift rescue. (S2, ep 15) Also in HD 
05:00It's Me Or The Dog Boxed In Canine behaviour expert Victoria Stilwell calls on all her experience to control an unruly boxer. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
06:00Animal 999 The team investigates reports of a neglected dog living in a high-rise flat. Plus, staff spring into action when a group of hedgehogs land themselves in a prickly situation. (S2, ep 2)