This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, January 16 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Delphine Donkey Pig tales. Peppa's French friend Delphine Donkey comes to stay. Peppa takes Delphine to playgroup, where they teach her the 'Bing Bong Song'. (S3 Ep 12) 
06:05Peppa Pig The Fire Engine Pig tales. When Mummy Pig helps out at Miss Rabbit's fire station, she is called upon to douse the flames at Daddy Pig's out-of-control barbecue! (S3 Ep 13) 
06:10The Day Henry Met 2D-animated series. Henry meets a friendly aircraft and helps him make his final delivery of the day by becoming a pilot. (S1 Ep 6) 
06:20Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. A family of wolf-like Tamaskans are exploring their back garden for the first time. What will they make of Foxy the horse? (S2 Ep 8) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Redbeard's Rainbow Children's animation series. Captain Squid thinks that rainbows are a pirate's best friend - until he tries to hide his treasure. (S2 Ep 40) 
06:35New: Wissper Animation. Jambo Tortoise can't smell the flowers he has grown for his friend Jemima - until Ellington Elephant sneezes. (S2 Ep 18) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective Animation. It's Christmas Day and Noddy has a new snowglobe. When he learns that it has never snowed in Toyland, Noddy finds a way to make snowflakes. (Ep 21) 
06:55Thomas and Friends Animation. Marion uncovers what she thinks is the mast of a Viking ship while doing some repairs, while Thomas suspects that she may have hit a water pipe. (S18 Ep 12) 
07:10Shane the Chef Animated series about healthy eating. Shane agrees to take part in a sponsored run to raise money for a donkey sanctuary but doesn't realise how much training is needed. (S1 Ep 7) 
07:20Peppa Pig Animation about a little pig. Daddy Pig's car runs out of petrol but Grandad Dog's garage is not far away. With one phone call, Grandad Dog is on his way. (S2 Ep 17) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animation about a little pig. Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig are taking Peppa and George to play in the playground when it suddenly gets so foggy they can't see anything. (S2 Ep 18) 
07:40New: Top Wing Animation. Swift jets to the rescue when Rod's loud, exuberant singing gets him trapped in an avalanche! (S1 Ep 9) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animation. Cornelius escapes from the pig ride at the carnival and the prizes go missing too. (S4 Ep 8) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Chips is ejected from the Train Club by Grumpy, so Grizel invites her to join her gang instead. What is Grizel's real scheme? (S1 Ep 30) 
08:20Floogals Animation. Flo and Fleeker find out that Boomer has been watching Boy Hooman's guitar lessons and has made himself a guitar too! But how does it work? (S2 Ep 7) 
08:40Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Fox Cubs Children's animation series. While attempting to earn their badges, the fox cubs find themselves stuck at the top of Mount Everest with no way down! (S2 Ep 42) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Zeta steals the girls' magical gem in order to enchant some cleaning supplies, which go on to cause chaos. (S2 Ep 21) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Willy's owner tries everything to get him to learn to stay and fetch. Teddy is learning to walk on the lead for the first time. (S1 Ep 8) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. Three patients with worrying abdominal problems consult the Balham Park doctors. (S3 Ep 34) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15The Yorkshire Vet Documentary series. This time the wildly eclectic assortment of patients include hairy Hungarian pigs, a precious pug, alpacas, a bearded dragon, an obese cat and a chameleon. (S2 Ep 3) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Willow's personal crisis causes Justin to have one of his own. Maggie is unhappy with the promotional focus for her fundraiser. Ziggy gets a new perspective on Willow's troubles. 
13:45Neighbours Leo tells Paul that Delaney's contact was Mannix, whom they thought to be dead. After a blackmail attempt by Mannix, David confesses to Karl about the painkillers amd is suspended. 
14:15Deadly Departure Film Thriller starring Dina Meyer and Victoria Pratt. An FBI agent has her family taken hostage while she is on a flight to Washington DC. (2016) 
16:00Friends Joey worries that he is excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood. Chandler is obsessed with finding out what is in Monica's secret closet. (S8 Ep 14) 
16:30Friends Monica prepares a Valentine's Day treat for Chandler, but Chandler ends up accidentally seeing a birthing video meant for Rachel, killing the mood. (S8 Ep 15) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Leo tells Paul that Delaney's contact was Mannix, whom they thought to be dead. After a blackmail attempt by Mannix, David confesses to Karl about the painkillers amd is suspended. 
18:00Home and Away Willow's personal crisis causes Justin to have one of his own. Maggie is unhappy with the promotional focus for her fundraiser. Ziggy gets a new perspective on Willow's troubles. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Police Interceptors Reality series. Dog handler Duncan attends a midnight stand-off, and Charlie is given the unenviable task of Range Rover removal after a crash. (S15 Ep 9) 
20:00GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. A student waiting to see if his A-level results will allow him to study medicine at university is sent to hospital for tests on a stomach complaint. (S6 Ep 17) 
21:00Red Arrows: Kings Of The Sky Documentary series. Two pilots attempt their hair-raising head-to-head manoeuvres for the first time, as the team begin their training ahead of the RAF's Centenary celebrations. (S1 Ep 2) 
22:00Celebrity 5 Go Camping Travelogue series. Michelle Collins, Joe Swash, Bobby Davro, Stephen Bailey and Cheryl Baker continue their trip in Dorset, a landscape which inspired Thomas Hardy and Jane Austen. (S1 Ep 2) 
23:05Celeb Trolls: We're Coming To... ...Get You. Frankie Bridge hunts down internet trolls. She talks to some of their victims, including model and reality tv star Nicola McLean, and X Factor winner Sam Bailey. (S1 Ep 1) 
00:05Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords Documentary series. Landlords fall foul of two young tenants who are using their rental property as a film set. But the tenants have stopped paying the rent and won't leave. (S1 Ep 1) 
01:05High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:35High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:05High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:35High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:05Access Entertainment Round Up. 
03:10The Yorkshire Vet Documentary series following life in James Herriot's former practice. Julian and Sarah try to rescue an injured swan. New vet Haddie has to decide whether to perform a caesarean. (S2 Ep 2) 
04:00Britain's Greatest Bridges Documentary series presented by Rob Bell. The last great Victorian engineering triumph, the Forth Rail Bridge was born from tragedy and paid for in blood. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
04:45House Doctor US interior designer Ann Maurice gives a makeover to a terraced house in Rothwell near Leeds. [SL] (S2 Ep 12) 
05:10Great Scientists Series presented by Allan Chapman profiling famous and influential scientists. This edition looks at Aristotle, the first person to look at the world as a unified whole. (S1 Ep 1) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
06:00Peppa Pig Princess Peppa Pig tales. Granny and Grandpa Pig come for a dinner party with Mummy and Daddy Pig. Peppa and George are too tired to go to bed, until they are told a story. (S3 Ep 14)