This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Wednesday, November 29 2017

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:20The King of Queens Brace Yourself Spence loses his job, so Kelly and Deacon hire him to help around the house. Arthur is determined to change his appearance after Major draws an unflattering picture of him. 
06:45The King of Queens Home Cheapo A jealous Doug and Carrie devise a penny-pinching plan after Deacon and Kelly buy a weekend home by the lake. Arthur offers to help a job-hunting Spence improve his CV. 
07:10The King of Queens Offensive Fowl Doug decides to become a vegetarian after nearly running over a chicken in the street, but it proves a huge struggle for him and Carrie to give up the fast food they love. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Silent Partners After spending a Valentine's dinner without talking to each other, Ray and Debra agree to take an interest in each other's hobbies. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Fairies Ray is disturbed to learn that the boys are playing fairies in the school play - especially when he discovers that they chose their roles. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Stefania Arrives Robert gets a surprise visit from the gorgeous Stefania and her father. Robert fell for her in Rome, but will the holiday romance continue? 
09:00Frasier The Botched Language of Cranes After publicly denouncing Seattle as a 'soggy' city, Frasier must battle the angry words and 'gifts' of die-hard Seattleites. 
09:35Frasier The Candidate There's father-son rivalry when Martin favours right-wing political candidate Holden Thorpe, while Frasier and Niles support his left-wing rival. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Long Beach, California, to save a failing Italian family restaurant that opened in 1958 and is now under the misguided leadership of the eldest son, Nino. (S6 Ep9/16) 
11:00Undercover Boss USA Paul Damico, President of Moe's Southwest Grill, one of the world's fastest growing restaurant chains, adopts a new identity to go undercover and see how efficient his organisation is. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes sport and weather. 
12:05Come Dine with Me This episode from Derby features a South African menu, a night of Mexican mayhem, a bit of Bollywood with an Indian feast, and a roast. 
13:05Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Kirstie Allsopp celebrates classic and contemporary festive crafts and heads for Norway for an introduction to the unique foods and customs of a true Scandinavian Christmas. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos is in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00Lost and Found Two smuggled dachshund puppies rescued at the Port of Dover are looking for new homes. And a dog runs away from home, leaving a distraught mum scanning every corner of her village. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Newly-weds Bill and Michael can't wait to make the move to the other side of the world. Armed with 345,000, Ben Hillman shows them five incredible properties in New Zealand. 
17:00Four in a Bed On day three, Steve and Verity hope the luxury touches will win over their guests at The Cranberries Hideaway in Devon. But Debbie and Isobel are still upset about their feedback... 
17:30Come Dine with Me On the third day in Newcastle, mobile hairdresser and amateur songstress Debbie plans a bit of showbiz razzle dazzle, but there's a shock in store. 
18:00The Simpsons Steal This Episode Irked by the high cost of watching Hollywood films at the cinema, Homer starts screening pirated movies in his back garden, but he's soon caught by the FBI. (S25 Ep8/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Marnie attempts to seduce a confession out of Mac about the explosion. Later, Mac finds Lisa in The Dog flat and gets aggressive when she turns him down. And James riles up Hunter. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Secret Life of the Zoo Andean bear cub Madidi embarks on an adventure into a neighbouring paddock. Young elephant Nandita is desperate to befriend babies Aayu and Indali but is too boisterous for them. (S4 Ep3) 
21:00The Channel: The World's... ...Busiest Waterway: The English Channel is the world's busiest waterway: 400 ships pass through the Dover Strait each day. This series meets the people who keep the system working. (Ep1/4) 
22:00Man Down In the series finale, Dan (Greg Davies) races against the clock to prove his credentials as a dad, but a terrifying figure from his past surfaces to seek revenge. (S4 Ep6/6) 
22:35How to Build a Robot David Tennant narrates this exploration of the future of robotics, as an inventor makes a loveable, lifelike robot and sends it out into the world. Will people believe it's real? 
23:40999: What's Your Emergency? This episode explores how the emergency services cope with issues involving elderly people, from traffic accidents to the cruel effects of dementia. (S5 Ep5) 
00:40PokerStars Championship In Monte Carlo, only 16 players remain and the final table is in sight. It's do-or-die time for ElkY as he aims for the trophy and the first prize of more than 500,000 Euros. 
01:35Guy Martin vs the Robot Car Guy Martin investigates autonomous vehicles, attempts to build a robotic Ford Transit, and takes on an artificially intelligent race car. What's fastest, man or machine? [SL] 
02:25Northwest Film (2013) Violent crime drama. Two teenagers in Copenhagen's Nordvest suburb get out of their depth when they start working for a drug dealer and pimp. In Danish/subs. Drugs/strong language. 
04:00Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil visits a property in Reigate, Surrey, that looks more like a Swedish sauna than a house. And in Haslemere he helps an estate agent who can't sell her own house for all the clutter. 
04:55Draw It! Mel Giedroyc hosts as two teams, made up of one contestant and one celebrity, put their drawing skills to the test. This week it's Christopher Biggins and Stacey Solomon. 
05:20Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team help Jules, whose rural cottage has been wrecked by a flood. 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos is in Dictionary Corner.