This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Monday, August 20 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Julia Bradbury is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Altar Ego When Spence finds out that his ex-girlfriend Denise is getting married, he recruits Doug, Deacon and Danny to help him change her mind. 
07:10The King of Queens Icky Shuffle Arthur needs a replacement shuffleboard partner when Carrie comes down with a cold. Doug's no good, so he convinces Spence to join him for the big tournament... 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond The Getaway Ray and Debra go away for a romantic weekend but worry that they are boring... Back home, Robert babysits the kids. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Working Girl When Debra gets a job, Ray is unhappy about helping with the housework and Marie worries about the effect it will have on the family. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Be Nice Ray and Debra vow to change their ways when they realise they're nicer to strangers than to each other. 
09:00Frasier Party, Party Frasier tries to hook up with an attractive new lady, but there are obstacles: a broken watch, car troubles, and Martin's invitation to Chimps on Ice. 
09:35Frasier Sweet Dreams Frasier puts his job on the line by refusing to read out an advertisement on air for the radio station's new sponsor. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Philadelphia to visit floundering Mexican restaurant Zocalo, which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell. 
11:00The Simpsons The Computer Wore Menace Shoes After Homer publishes damaging rumours on 'Mr X's Web Page', he ends up on a Prisoner-style island, complete with guest star Patrick McGoohan. 
11:30The Simpsons Behind the Laughter A behind-the-scenes look at the Simpson family. How did they win their fame? And how did they cope when the showbiz pressure got too much? 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Cambridge, Tom hopes to impress guests Nicole, Sam and Philip. There's scandalous stories, fabulous food and even a spot of kick-boxing, but who will win the £1000? 
13:05Bang on Budget Lucy Alexander and builder Harry Hoffen help turn tired homes into stunning spaces. Sian and Jeremy have downsized but can't decide what to do with their tired bedroom and bathroom. (Ep8) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Teachers Sharon and John from London have decided to buy a holiday home on Spain's Costa Almerķa. Jasmine shows them five properties including a townhouse with stunning sea views. 
16:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Janet and John have lived in one village for 48 years. Can Sharon and Steve find them a new home in Spain? In Alicante, Manuel assumes photography duties. It doesn't go well. (S2 Ep16/25) 
17:00Come Dine with Me In Gloucestershire, 80-year-old actor and otter conservationist Daphne hosts an entertaining and eventful night of simple fare, furry friends and a disappearing guest. 
17:30The Simpsons Lisa The Vegetarian Lisa turns vegetarian after petting a lamb, but can't find anyone in Springfield who shares her sensibilities, except for Apu and his friends Paul and Linda McCartney. 
18:00The Simpsons Yokel Chords In a parody of The Sound of Music, Lisa tutors Cletus's seven children. But, spotting their singing talent, Krusty snaps them up for his circus. 
18:30Hollyoaks Simone arrives at Price Slice to find it has been broken into and trashed. Darren and Mandy's affair continues as they end up kissing. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00How to Get Rich Quick Myron in north London is trying his hand at trading in cars, as Dave Fishwick delves into the world of currency trading, investing some of his own funds looking to grow more cash. (Ep5/7) 
20:30Jamie Cooks Italy Jamie Oliver heads to Puglia, one of the hottest food destinations in Italy, making hand-crafted pasta, a special seafood stew, and the region's answer to paella. (Ep2/8) 
21:00Saving Poundstretcher Retail guru Chris Edwards is trying to save Poundstretcher. Tensions rise when Chris plans an audacious coup to challenge Aziz's buy-it-cheap-pile-it-high philosophy. (Ep3/3) 
22:00Sacha Baron Cohen: Who Is America? Brand new satirical series in which comedian Sacha Baron Cohen explores the diverse individuals across the political and cultural spectrum who populate a unique nation. (Ep6/7) 
22:358 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a brand new episode, as Sean Lock and Richard Ayoade take on Jon Richardson and Jessica Knappett. Plus special guests Alex Horne and the Horne Section. (S16 Ep6) 
23:40Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back Gordon is in Los Angeles to save family-owned Mexican restaurant La Serenata, giving the dining room an inviting new turquoise interior and planning a smaller but more dynamic menu. (Ep5/8) 
00:30The Secret Life of the Zoo Four of Chester's orangutans vanish. The dominant female meerkat is challenged by her own daughter. Can bull elephant Aung Bo help provide a baby to keep young Nandita company? (S2 Ep5/6) 
01:3060 Days in Jail Exodus As the series concludes, Maryum is released from F-pod, sending Tami into a tailspin. Zac hears inside information that he must inform the Sheriff about before someone gets hurt. 
02:20The Supervet A chinchilla requires surgery for a broken leg. But his tiny airways and bones make it a difficult procedure. And Professor Noel fights to save the limb of a puppy hit by a van. (S6 Ep6/10) 
03:15Lost and Found A heavily pregnant pug cross loses her owner shortly before her litter arrives. And a blind Lab shows everyone that his impairment won't hold him back when it comes to finding a new home. 
04:10Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil Spencer takes on a Sicilian-style home in Bath, whose sellers have been trying to sell for ten months, with no luck. Could this be because their garden looks like a builder's yard? 
05:05Village of the Year with Penelope ...Keith Penelope and a team of judges weigh up four contenders vying to be Village of the Year. This week is in the western zone, with some stunning seaside and rural idylls. (Ep1/24)