This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, January 29 2018

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08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:05According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Cheryl tries to create a calming, stress-free environment after Jim develops high blood pressure. (S1 Ep 16) 
08:25Gilmore Girls To Whom It May Concern Drama series about a young single mother and her daughter living in a New England town. Lorelai forces Jackson to explain why Sookie has been acting strangely. (S7 Ep 12) 
09:15Thomas and Friends Thomas' Tall Friend: Railway adventures. All kinds of shenanigans ensue when Thomas is called upon to deliver a giraffe to the Sodor Wildlife Centre. (S14 Ep 1) 
09:30Thomas and Friends James in the Dark Railway adventures. James refuses to be fitted with a lamp to help him see in the dark - but later regrets his stubborn decision. (S14 Ep 3) 
09:45Floogals Animation. The Floogals discover that a simple cardboard box can be turned into almost anything - even a spaceship! (S1 Ep 14) 
09:55Fireman Sam Alarm on the Beach Fun with the friendly fireman of Pontypandy. When James and Mandy find a crate on the beach they try to open it but end up getting James's legs trapped. (S6 Ep 22) 
10:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series. Noddy investigates who put sticky putty on the Clockwork Mouse's key. (S1 Ep 13) 
10:25Little Princess Maid's Day Off? Julian Clary narrates the animated series. When Maid has her day off, Little Princess decides to look after things for her at the castle. (S1 Ep 22) 
10:40Simon Animation. It's super windy, and the boys' kites are flying high - except Simon's. But when Gaspard gets carried away by his kite, Super Simon races to the rescue. (S1 Ep 21) 
10:50Mofy Animated series. Mofy is helping Lee and Sioux look for acorns in heaps of fallen leaves, when a chimpanzee named Wookey turns up and joins in. (S1 Ep 8) 
10:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:05According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. When Jim meets up with an old friend, he is determined to prove that he is still a wild and crazy guy. (S1 Ep 20) 
11:35According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim gets into big trouble with Cheryl when he can't remember who he left the children with. (S1 Ep 21) 
12:00Will & Grace Award winning US sitcom. Friends refuse to play charades any longer with Will and Grace because they are too competitive. (S1 Ep 21) 
12:30Will & Grace Award winning US sitcom. Grace gets a letter from her ex-fiance. Jack agrees to marry Karen's maid so she can get her green card. (S1 Ep 22) 
13:00Celebrity Big Brother All the action from inside the Celebrity Big Brother House. (Ep 31) 
14:00Police Interceptors Documentary series. Sgt Sean Doolan uses the big red key to give a drug dealer a door knock he won't forget in a hurry. (S12 Ep 12) 
15:00Neighbours Piper sets up an online vlog to help Tyler. Mishti, Dipi and Leo argue at the Australia Day barbecue. Shane decides to finish Year 12. Jack and Paige choose Gabe's godparents. 
15:30Home and Away Will Robbo catch up with Novak in time to save Kat? Hunter intends to propose to Olivia, but things fail to go to plan. Diana announces that she is moving to Summer Bay. 
16:00Last Man Standing Sitcom, with Tim Allen, about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike is impressed when Mandy starts an internet campaign to save a barber shop. (S1 Ep 11) 
16:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Vanessa worries about Mike's growing desire to travel for work. Mandy wants to become a vegan. (S1 Ep 12) 
17:00Will & Grace Award-winning US comedy. Rob and Ellen feel neglected when Will and Grace start hanging out with a younger couple. (S2 Ep 9) 
17:30Will & Grace Award-winning US comedy. Will sucks up to Karen in a bid to appease his new boss. Jack and Grace try to get onto TV. (S2 Ep 10) 
18:00Neighbours Piper sets up an online vlog to help Tyler. Mishti, Dipi and Leo argue at the Australia Day barbecue. Shane decides to finish Year 12. Jack and Paige choose Gabe's godparents. 
18:30Home and Away Robbo shoots Novak dead during a struggle and tries to dispose of the evidence. Tori's ultrasound examination of Kat reveals that the father of her baby is not Robbo but Ash. 
19:00New: Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike and Ed have doubts about Kyle's sporting ability. (S1 Ep 21) 
19:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. When Mike's father moves to town, Vanessa is concerned that his good intentions will backfire. (S1 Ep 22) 
20:00Seventh Son Film Supernatural fantasy epic starring Ben Barnes and Julianne Moore. An ageing warrior trains a young farmer to take on an evil queen who has escaped from captivity. (2015) 
21:00Access A round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:05Seventh Son Film Supernatural fantasy epic starring Ben Barnes and Julianne Moore. An ageing warrior trains a young farmer to take on an evil queen who has escaped from captivity. (2015) 
22:05RocknRolla Film Gangster action film starring Gerard Butler and Thandie Newton. As London's mobsters vie for the proceeds of a crooked land deal, one unlikely player strikes it lucky. (2008) 
23:05Access A round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10RocknRolla Film Gangster action film starring Gerard Butler and Thandie Newton. As London's mobsters vie for the proceeds of a crooked land deal, one unlikely player strikes it lucky. (2008) 
00:00Extreme Hair Wars Reality series presented by London Hughes. Professional stylists go head-to-head in a battle to create the most wildly imaginative and gravity-defying hair-dos ever seen. (Ep 1) 
01:05Celebrity 100% Hotter: The BIG... ...Challenge. Celebrity take on the entertaining makeunder series. The stylists help entertainer Christopher Biggins and glamour girl Gemma Collins tame their flamboyant fashion sense. (S1 Ep 4) 
02:05100% Hotter Makeunder series. The stylists set to work on Kiki who favours the fairy-tale princess look, and her fiance Ben who rocks a goth king image. (S2 Ep 3) 
03:05The Shannara Chronicles Fantasy drama series. Wil, Mareth & Allanon travel to a dangerous territory for an answer. King Ander meets the Princess of Leah, but she is more than he bargained for. (S2 Ep 4) 
03:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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