This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, January 30 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:003rd Rock From The Sun Award-winning sitcom about aliens who pose as the Solomon family. When Sally ends up in hospital, Harry and Tommy see career opportunities as 'men in white coats'. (S1 Ep 19) 
08:203rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom. Tommy's report to the Big Giant Head has major repercussions; their mission is regarded as a failure and replacements are on their way. (S1 Ep 20) 
08:453rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens. Evil Dick makes a play for Dr Albright while Dick tries to find a way out of the invisible box in the basement. (S2 Ep 1) 
09:10Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Grace accompanies her new beau Leo on a bike ride, while Karen and Jack go to therapy and Will dates a pocket gay. (S5 Ep 5) 
09:40Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. The senior partner at Will's law firm returns and has Will doing his dirty work. Grace and Jack discover that Karen is poor. (S5 Ep 6) 
10:10Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike thinks Boyd should attend private school after his public school suspends him. Meanwhile, Kristin and Kyle search the restaurant for a loose raccoon. (S5 Ep 4) 
10:40Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa and the girls surprise Mike with a 1967 Impala for his birthday, but the car's original owner keeps showing up with unwanted advice. (S5 Ep 5) 
11:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child as well as his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backs his car over a cat so Jake tries to blackmail him. (S7 Ep 3) 
11:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie comes to realise that Chelsea has not been entirely honest about the state of her finances. (S7 Ep 10) 
12:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Catching up with the victims and villains of the rental market. Rachel intended to rent out her cottage for three months; four years later, her tenant is still there. (S3 Ep 13) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! A debtor owes a garage 5,000 after a repair bill escalated. But the agents face a hostile reception from the debtor's dad who claims that his son no longer lives at the address. (S4 Ep 15) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! The High Court Enforcement Agents face angry tenants, bitter ex-husbands and distraught landlords, including one case in which 45,000 is owed by a businessman to his ex-wife. (S4 Ep 16) 
15:00Neighbours Ned cancels a date with Yashvi to visit Kane in prison. Will Dipi ever forgive Shane? Roxy tries to make up for her mistake. 
15:30Home and Away Justin gets some terrible news from Tori's doctor. Ben opens up to Maggie. Irene helps Jasmine to see things from Robbo's perspective. Martha has second thoughts about returning. 
16:00House Safe US medical drama. The team treats a troubled teenage girl who has a severe allergic reaction and goes into shock when her boyfriend visits her (16/24). 
17:00House All In US medical drama. A young boy exhibits the same symptoms as another patient who died years ago under House's care (17/24). 
18:00Neighbours Ned cancels a date with Yashvi to visit Kane in prison. Will Dipi ever forgive Shane? Roxy tries to make up for her mistake. 
18:30Home and Away Has Martha changed her mind about moving in? Justin and Robbo pledge to keep Tori's memory alive for Grace. Love is in the air for Alex and Willow. Ryder kisses Jade. 
19:00It's Your Fault I'm Fat Transformative reality series. 18-year-old Charlotte is overweight, but is even more concerned about her dad's size, so they embrace a new diet that could turn their lives around. (S1 Ep 4) 
20:00Me & My 10 Kids: Mega Families Docuseries following the hectic lives of large families. (S2 Ep 4) 
21:00Unknown Film Thriller starring Liam Neeson and Diane Kruger. An American scientist recovers from a coma after an accident but finds that nobody recognises him anymore. (2011) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Unknown Film Thriller starring Liam Neeson and Diane Kruger. An American scientist recovers from a coma after an accident but finds that nobody recognises him anymore. (2011) 
23:20I Am Number Four Film Sci-fi adventure starring Alex Pettyfer and Timothy Olyphant. A teenage alien and his guardian try to escape the evil race who are trying to wipe out their species. 
00:20Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:25I Am Number Four Film Sci-fi adventure starring Alex Pettyfer and Timothy Olyphant. A teenage alien and his guardian try to escape the evil race who are trying to wipe out their species. 
01:30Sex Pod Lifestyle series. Topics raised include how to achieve a female orgasm through penetrative sex, how boozing affects sperm and whether guys or girls have higher sex drives. (S2 Ep 5) 
02:30The Magicians Fantasy drama series. Summoned to Timeline 23, Julia prepares to fight The Beast, who has the seventh key. But when he emerges, the creature is not who she expected. (S3 Ep 11) 
03:25Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan feels hurt when Charlie asks him to stay out of the house while Charlie's friends come over. 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home.