This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, May 1 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet, presented by comedians Dave Spikey and Zoe Lyons. 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Jeanette takes over the Candy Apples with an epic routine, Abby tests the girls with a challenging prop, and Kendall and JoJo go head-to-head. (S5 Ep 28) 
09:10According to Jim Sitcom starring James Belushi. The church is going to hold a charity fundraiser bingo game, and Jim is not willing to participate until he learns that the grand prize is a waterbed. (S3 Ep 3) 
09:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim realises that he knows nothing about Cheryl. (S3 Ep 4) 
10:05On Benefits: The Bargain Queen Documentary series about people living on benefits. Sixty-year-old Avril searches for bargains at boot sales. At 56, Steve is facing unemployment for the first time. (S1 Ep 26) 
11:05On Benefits: Life On The Dole Documentary about people living on benefits. Lisa spent seven years in prison for smuggling cocaine, and has been unemployed and on benefits ever since. (S1 Ep 17) 
12:05Police Interceptors Documentary series. Officers intervene in a public case of espousal abuse, chase after a racing 4x4 and try to break a county-wide car theft operation. (S3 Ep 5) 
13:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Steve and Paul have a hard time evicting people for rent arrears. When they try to repossess a taxi, they discover the writ has been made against the wrong man. (S1 Ep 3) 
14:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. Stewart suffers a tirade of verbal abuse, and Steve and Ben meet a woman running her flat from a single plug. (S4 Ep 5) 
15:00Neighbours Liam rushes Jimmy into hospital. Amy learns that Liam was Elly's hot date. Jane and Paul open up to each other, but later she gets some bad news. Dipi refuses to apologise. 
15:30Home and Away Tori is concerned that Ash's kidney damage may be permanent. Robbo fires his lawyer when she suggests that he plead guilty. Hunter mediates between Jennifer and her father. 
16:00Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Will convinces Grace to see his therapist but he becomes increasingly jealous when the two women strike up a friendship. (S7 Ep 20) 
16:30Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Grace convinces Karen to come to her father Martin's birthday party. Jack arranges an unusual blind date for Will. (S7 Ep 21) 
17:008 Simple Rules Sitcom. A father has his hands full when he is left to supervise their teenage daughters. Bridget's new flame is a heartbreaker, and honour student Kerry is suspended. (S1 Ep 1) 
17:308 Simple Rules Wall of Shame As a major football game is taking place, sports fan Paul (John Ritter) finds his attention distracted by the latest chaos in the Hennessy household. (S1 Ep 2) 
18:00Neighbours Liam rushes Jimmy into hospital. Amy learns that Liam was Elly's hot date. Jane and Paul open up to each other, but later she gets some bad news. Dipi refuses to apologise. 
18:30Home and Away Willow demands that Colby tell the truth about the accident. Robbo hires a new lawyer. Maggie is determined to return to work. Roo returns home and reconnects with Alf. 
19:00Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. In this special episode, the interceptor's take on the young and reckless who cause carnage on our roads and put themselves and others in danger (S13 Ep 6) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! A debtor owes a garage 5,000 after a repair bill escalated. But the agents face a hostile reception from the debtor's dad who claims that his son no longer lives at the address. (S4 Ep 15) 
21:00Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series. Successful entrepreneur Dhillan finds out what life is like for mum of three Elaine and her family, who get by on her disability benefits. (S1 Ep 3) 
22:00Poltergeist Film Horror remake starring Sam Rockwell and Rosemarie DeWitt. A family discovers that their new home is plagued by terrifying supernatural entities. (2015) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10Poltergeist Film Horror remake starring Sam Rockwell and Rosemarie DeWitt. A family discovers that their new home is plagued by terrifying supernatural entities. (2015) 
23:55Dangerous Dog Owners & Proud Documentary about people who keep banned and dangerous dogs, and the authorities who are struggling to deal with the increasing number of aggressive attacks and interbreeding. 
01:00Murder on the Internet True crime documentary series looking at the dangers of online dating. (S1 Ep 1) 
02:00Celeb Trolls: We're Coming To... ...Get You. A dramatic confrontation ensues when Frankie Bridge and her team target a troll who sent vile messages to X Factor star Chloe Jasmine. (S1 Ep 2) 
03:00When Kids Kill True crime documentary series. Aaron Roach Bridgeman looks at the cases of Hannah Windsor and Melissa Mathieson, both murdered by fellow care home residents. (S2 Ep 5) 
03:50Access Entertainment round-up. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
04:30Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
05:30Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.