This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, March 1 2018

06:00Monkey Life A baby chimp tries to prove he is grown up enough to go it alone. The Bachelor Boys' reputation, meanwhile, takes a hit when they become frightened of a new toy. (S3, ep 7) 
06:30Monkey Life Celebrations are in order when golden-cheeked gibbon Zoey introduces a new member of the family. The mood sours, though, after a fight breaks out among the capuchins. (S3, ep 8) 
07:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 7) 
07:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 8) 
08:00Send In The Dogs UK Documentary following the work of Britain's police dogs in real operations, sniffing out everything from drugs and weapons to counterfeit money. Ken Stott narrates. (S1, ep 9) 
09:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 1) 
10:00Warehouse 13 Duped Pete and Myka travel to Las Vegas on the hunt for an item that has been assisting gamblers, but Myka becomes trapped in the mirror of a famous author. (S1, ep 9) 
11:00Forever The Art of Murder Old memories could yield new clues when Henry looks into the murder of Gloria Carlyle, the matriarch of one New York's wealthiest families. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Black Budget Callen and Sam head south of the border to find an employee who managed to escape a professional shooting at the Department of Defense. (S6, ep 5) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Piko Pau 'Iole (The Artful Dodger): Five-0 joins forces with a con man to solve a murder case. Chin gets some help as he investigates the deaths of five arms dealers. (S6, ep 8) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Hana Keaka (Charade): Danny goes undercover as a teacher as the team investigate the murder of a college professor. (S6, ep 9) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Leipei When a man is killed by a small drone, the team uncover a connection to a terrorist group planning their next attack. (S6, ep 7) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Wormhole X-Treme To monitor the alien Martin, O'Neill becomes tech advisor to a new TV series whose story line is oddly familiar. (S5, ep 12) 
17:00The Simpsons When Homer is sent to a mental institution, he befriends a hulking white mental patient who thinks he is Michael Jackson. Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Godfellas When Bender is accidentally shot into the heavens, he becomes god to a race of tiny aliens. Can he cut the celestial mustard? Probably not. (S4, ep 8) 
18:00Futurama Future Shock A cryogenically frozen 1980s guy is thawed, becomes the CEO of the failing Planet Express company, and threatens to have it gutted by its largest competitor. (S4, ep 9) 
18:30The Simpsons When Mr Burns sells the nuclear power plant, Homer loses his job. Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons When Marge believes she may be pregnant, Homer reminisces about how Bart was born. Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Using his Superstar Celebrity microphone, Bart tricks all of Springfield into believing that a child has fallen down a well. Featuring the voice of Sting. Also in HD 
20:00New: Arrow New & Exclusive. Divided: Oliver, Felicity and Diggle prepare to face Cayden James alone. But then the revelation of shocking secret leads them to turn to surprising ally. (S6, ep 10) Also in HD 
21:00New: My Wonderful Life New & Exclusive. Karon: Four people diagnosed with terminal illness arrange for extraordinary gifts, messages and surprises to be delivered after they've died to those they love. (3 of 4) Also in HD 
22:00Jamestown New & Exclusive. It's all happening in the hit drama as a ship heralds the arrival of James Read's wife. Out in the woods, the Rutters run into trouble. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
23:05The Force: Essex On a Hunch The series shining a new light on modern policing in Essex and the challenges faced by the county's officers continues. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD 
00:00Ross Kemp Extreme World The compelling documentary series returns as Ross Kemp visits Ukraine to investigate the rise of the far right in the country's war with pro-Russia separatists. (S4, ep 1) Also in HD 
01:00Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Devon/Cornwall Adrenaline-fuelled documentary following Britain's police. This week's fix sees them tackling robbers, prostitutes and speed merchants in the West Country. (S1, ep 6) 
02:00Most Shocking: Deadly Force Fast-paced clip show focusing on challenges the police have to face. (S1, ep 5) 
03:00The Blacklist: Redemption Whitehall As tension between Howard and Scottie builds and big family secrets are exposed, Tom races to uncover the truth about Whitehall. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
04:00It's Me Or The Dog (UK) Bumble and Doogle Update Victoria Stilwell revisits the two sheepdogs to see if they can now behave around other dogs. (S3, ep 7) 
04:30It's Me Or The Dog (UK) Jimi and Duke Update Victoria returns to see if Jimi and Duke's behaviour has improved since she last paid them a visit. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama Godfellas When Bender is accidentally shot into the heavens, he becomes god to a race of tiny aliens. Can he cut the celestial mustard? Probably not. (S4, ep 8) 
05:30Futurama Future Shock A cryogenically frozen 1980s guy is thawed, becomes the CEO of the failing Planet Express company, and threatens to have it gutted by its largest competitor. (S4, ep 9) 
06:00Monkey Life Baby woolly monkey Paulo meets his new family for the first time, and pregnant orangutan Amy gets to grips with a breast pump. (S3, ep 9)