This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, February 2 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now Tina is convinced that she has met the love of her life and pretends to be a boy while she sneaks into a Boyz 4 Now audition to find him. (S9, E01) 
08:35Bob's Burgers Motor, She Boat Tina and Bob try to build a boat, but Tina must hide her feelings about Bob's boat-building skills. (S10, E03) 
09:00Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
09:30Friends The One On The Last Night The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06) 
10:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Runs Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. (S6, E07) 
10:30Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
11:00Alvin and the Chipmunks... Film ...The Road Chip. Through a series of misunderstandings, Alvin, Simon and Theodore come to believe that Dave is going to dump them! They have three days to get to him and save themselves! (2015) 
12:55The U.S. Office The Fight Michael and Dwight get in an argument about which of them could beat the other in a fight. They decide to settle this by having a showdown at a local dojo. (S2, E06) 
13:25The U.S. Office The Client Michael and the Vice President of Northeast Sales, Jan Levinson, meet an important client. Michael angers Jan with his antics and refusal to talk business. (S2, E07) 
13:55The U.S. Office Performance Review Michael conferences with the employees during their annual performance reviews, while he worries about his own upcoming performance review with Jan. (S2, E08) 
14:30Friends The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
15:00Friends The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
15:30Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
16:00Friends The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
16:30Friends The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
17:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
17:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
18:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
18:35Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
19:05John Tucker Must Die Film After discovering they are all dating the same guy (Jesse Metcalfe), three popular girls from different cliques band together for revenge. Ashanti, Brittany Snow, and Sophia Bush also star. (2006) 
21:00Step Brothers Film When lazy, unemployed Brennan's (Will Ferrell) mother and lazy, unemployed Dale's (John C. Reilly) father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' worlds upside down. (2008) 
23:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with guest judge Big Narstie plus Katherine Ryan. Featuring "Made in Chelsea"'s Jamie Laing vs. fellow posh boy Ivo Graham, and Joe Sutherland vs. Sophie Duker. (S4, E02) 
23:30Lee Evans: XL Tour Live Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
00:35South Park Fat Butt and Pancake Head When Cartman wins a diversity event with his offensive hand puppet impersonation of Jennifer Lopez, Kyle is enraged. Soon the real J-Lo turns up, mightily peeved! (S7, E05) 
01:05South Park Lil' Crime Stoppers: Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny decide to play detective; they go around the town solving minor "crimes" for a dollar. It's not long before they're busting meth labs! (S7, E06) 
01:35South Park Red Man's Greed When the entire town is bought out by a Native American casino, the boys come up with a plan to get their homes back - but is more gambling really the solution? (S7, E07) 
02:10South Park South Park is Gay! The TV show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy is sweeping the nation and the men of South Park are embracing metrosexuality, but what evil plan are the hosts plotting? (S7, E08) 
02:35South Park Christian Hard Rock The boys form a band called Moop, but disagree on what direction they should take. Cartman leaves the band and bets them he will have a platinum record first! (S7, E09) 
03:00South Park Grey Dawn There's an epidemic in South Park. An epidemic of senior citizen related driving accidents! When their licenses are all revoked they decide to fight back military style! (S7, E10) 
03:25South Park Casa Bonita Cartman is overjoyed at going to a Mexican restaurant for Kyle's birthday but is crushed when he finds out Butters is invited instead. He'll have to make Butters "disappear". (S7, E11) 
03:50South Park All About The Mormons A new family moves to South Park and their son Gary is an unusually perfect Mormon - this angers the boys no end! Will Stan beat him up or go for a family dinner?! (S7, E12) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys shake hands with strangers, spin the "Wheel of Doom", and work at a hibachi restaurant. The loser has to pose as a psychic in front of a crowd. (S3, E10) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work as optometrists, provide incorrect financial advice, and attempt to secure numerous votes by campaigning on ridiculous political platforms. (S3, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.