This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, May 27 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
08:35Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
09:00Impractical Jokers: Season 6 Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
09:30Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
10:00Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
10:30Impractical Jokers: Season 7 Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
11:00Daddy Day Camp Film Spurred on by their wives' insistence that their children attend summer camp, Charlie (Cuba Gooding Jr.) and his friend Phil (Paul Rae) decide to buy the dilapidated Camp Driftwood. (2007) 
13:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
13:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
14:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
14:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
15:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
15:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
16:00Friends: Season 8 The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
16:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
17:00Mr. Deeds Film When sweet-natured, small-town guy, Longfellow Deeds (Adam Sandler), inherits $40 billion from a deceased uncle, his life changes forever! (2002) 
19:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
19:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
20:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
20:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
21:00Hot Shots! Part Deux Film "Rambo" parody in which Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen) leads a rescue team into Iraq to save Iraqi war prisoners and all of their previous rescue teams. Miguel Ferrer and Rowan Atkinson feature. (1993) 
22:45Michael McIntyre: Showtime Live McIntyre returns on top form with razor sharp observations and has the crowd in stitches with talk his wife will not be happy with! Legendary British stand up! Recorded at the O2 in London. 
23:45Scary Movie Film A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer. Features Anna Faris, Marlon Wayans, and Carmen Electra. (2000) 
01:30Corporate Trademarq Hampton DeVille partners with a street artist who vandalised the company's headquarters to sell anti-corporate merch and profit off its protesters. (S1, E04) 
02:00Bordertown Santa Ana Winds The Santa Ana winds create a series of strange events in Mexifornia: Bud helps a Mexican "Bud" look-alike sneak over the border, and Ernesto is tormented by a demon leaf. (S1, E08) 
02:30Bob's Burgers Bob Belcher runs Bob's Burgers with his loving wife and their three children. Can Bob keep his business from going under!? 
03:00Rick and Morty Close Rick-Counters Of The Rick Kind Rick, falsely blamed for Murder by the council of Ricks, begins a cross-dimensional pursuit with the authorities while trying to prove his innocence. (S1, E10) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Terry Unmarried After discovering that he's not married to Donna because her divorce was never finalised, Cleveland goes out on the town and accidentally discovers that Terry is gay. (S2, E14) 
03:50The Cleveland Show The Blue, the Gray and the Brown After he is tricked into defending a statue honoring a slave owner, Cleveland vows to get revenge. (S2, E15) 
04:15Two And A Half Men The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie (accidentally) tells Chelsea that he loves her, but doesn't get the response he expected. Time for some drastic measures... (S6, E17) 
04:35Two And A Half Men My Son's Enormous Head When Chelsea gets sick and Charlie has to take care of her, he must also fight the overwhelming urge to flee. Could Alan finally be of some use? (S6, E18) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.