This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, December 18 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Goes a Courtin' Will defies his uncle by throwing a pool party in the yard after he makes his rent payment conditional that Philip repairs the air conditioner in the pool house. (S4, E06) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hex and the Single Guy When the Banks family attends a seance so Hilary can contact her Trevor, the spiritualist gets so frustrated with Will's mockery that he curses the family with a hex. (S4, E07) 
09:00My Wife And Kids While Out Kady's at a slumber party and Jay & Michael go out for the night, but because Michael didn't recite the rules 'no friends, no freedom, no fire, no fun', Claire decides to party. (SS4, E10) 
09:30My Wife And Kids Micheal's Band Michael meets Johnny "Saxophone" Jackson, his old classmate. Michael lies about playing piano, and Johnny asks to have Michael sit in with the band. (S4, E11) 
10:00Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
10:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
11:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
11:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
12:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
12:30Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
14:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
14:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
15:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
15:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
16:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
16:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
17:008 Simple Rules Rory's Got a Girlfriend Paul has to face the fact that his son wants to start dating girls. Kerry envies her sister for getting a higher aptitude test score. (S1, E13) 
17:308 Simple Rules Career Choices Bridget needs one of her parents' signatures for a permission slip that will allow her to drop her college prep courses. (S1, E14) 
18:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
18:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
19:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
19:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
20:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
20:30Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
21:00Lip Sync Battle UK: Christmas... ...Special. Shane Richie and Jessie Wallace perform Christmas classics plus tunes by Pink and Flo Rida. Also featured a special guest appearance from Johnny Vegas. 
21:30Lip Sync Battle UK Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon to outdo each other. This episode sees singer Peter Andre take on celebrity chef Gino D'Acampo in the miming arena. (S2, E04) 
22:00Lethal Weapon 4 Film With personal crises and age weighing in on them, LAPD officers Riggs (Mel Gibson) and Murtaugh (Danny Glover) must contend with deadly Chinese triads. Chris Rock, Jet Li, Rene Russo co-star. (1998) 
00:35New: Life In Pieces Late Smuggling Dreambaby Voucher Heather and Tim run into obstacles when trying to get to the airport, Joan and John attempt to smuggle their dog, and Matt and Colleen miss their flights. (S2, E21) 
01:00New: Life In Pieces Poison Fire Teats Universe Greg & Jen get into trouble, the Hughes family have to deal with a fire, and Colleen & Matt miss all the flights to Mexico for their wedding. (S2, E22) 
01:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell answers questions on Percy Pigs, Marmite, and also reveals his most awkward sexual moment. His guests are Steve Bugeja and Tommy Tiernan. (S2, E09) 
02:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about depressed dogs and regretful flashers; plus answers questions on sex from a virgin. His guests are Ed Gamble and Fern Brady. (S2, E10) 
02:30South Park Cri**led Summer At camp with his disabled chums, Jimmy is oblivious to Nathan's attempts to kill him and become champ. The boys sort an intervention as Towelie's drug use is too much! (S14, E07) 
03:00South Park Poor and Stupid Cartman's secret ambition in life is revealed. To become a NASCAR driver! Stan and Kyle convince him he can make the dream a reality but can he win the race of his life? (S14, E08) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Christmas A Cleveland Brown Christmas Cleveland gets drunk as a Santa Claus and shatters Rallo's Christmas by telling him that his biological father is a deadbeat. (S1, E09) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15The Middle Christmas A Christmas Gift Mike tries to keep his Christmas gift of a new dishwasher a secret from Frankie. Meanwhile, Sue asks Reverend TimTom to explain the deeper meaning of Christmas to Brick. (S3, E11) 
04:35The Middle Christmas Christmas Help Frankie gets a retail job to get Christmas gifts at a discount, Mike has another falling-out with his brother, and Bricks gets a part in reverend Tim-Tom's Christmas play. (S4, E09) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.