This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, July 18 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00New: Most Ridiculous Off The Leash Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, there's bottom sniffing and scratching galore with the most hilarious pet clips on the web. From dodgy dogs to crazed cats, the fur is truly flying. (S4, E05) 
08:35New: Most Ridiculous: The Fast... ...And The Foolish. Narrated by Katherine Ryan, rev up your engines and check your insurance policies because Most Ridiculous is taking a ride with the Fast and the Foolish. Strap in! (S4, E06) 
09:00Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
09:30Friends The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
10:00Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
10:30Friends The One On The Last Night The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06) 
11:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Runs Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. (S6, E07) 
11:30Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
12:00Friends The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
12:30Friends The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
13:00Leap Year Film Anna (Amy Adams) plans to travel to Dublin to propose marriage to her boyfriend Jeremy on Leap Day, because, according to Irish tradition, a man who receives a proposal on leap day must accept. (2010) 
15:00Naughty Toddlers Caught On Camera Rammed with mischief and mayhem our celebs give their take on truly terrible tantrums, major meltdowns and silly scene stealers - we've got it all, from the daft to the downright adorable. (S1, E02) 
16:00Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
16:30Friends The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
17:00Friends The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
17:30Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
18:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
18:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
19:00Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
19:30Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
20:00New: Michael McIntyre's Big Show This episode includes an amazing musical performance from Little Mix, Michael is in Merseyside for The Midnight Gameshow, and Holly Willoughby hands her phone over to Michael... (S4, E01) 
21:00Austin Powers: International... Film ...Man of Mystery: A playboy and part-time special agent, Powers (Mike Myers) is defrosted after 30 years in a cryogenic freeze to match wits with his nemesis, Dr. Evil (also played by Myers). (1997) 
23:00When Kids TV Goes Horribly Wrong Andi Peters narrates a nostalgic romp through classic kids TV mishaps, features all your favourite shows like SM:TV Live, Tiswas, Blue Peter, Rainbow, How 2, Going Live, and Saturday Superstore. 
02:00South Park A Ladder To Heaven The boys break into the McKormick house to try and find a winning ticket. Whilst there Cartman mistakenly drinks Kenny's ashes and starts to have some strange visions... (S6, E12) 
02:30Michael McIntyre's Big Show This episode includes an amazing musical performance from Little Mix, Michael is in Merseyside for The Midnight Gameshow, and Holly Willoughby hands her phone over to Michael... (S4, E01) 
03:25Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
03:50Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
04:15Friends The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
04:35Friends The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.