This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, December 17 2018

06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. The Gingerbread House, Big Balls, the Yule Log Jam are among the obstacles faced. (S4, E05) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
09:30Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Midday Run When Tina gets elected for a big hall monitor promotion, she is determined to do whatever it takes to nab the powerful job, so she enlists the help of Gene and Louise. (S5, E08) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Speakeasy Rider Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. At the restaurant Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer. (S5, E09) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
13:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
13:30Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
14:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Players like "Mr. Grinch" receive a frosty reception from the Snowplow Sweeper. (S4, E06) 
15:00The Middle Valentine's Day VI Brick learns that his quirky girlfriend wants him to kiss her on Valentine's Day. Axl struggles with the fact that his girlfriend doesn't want to do anything romantic. (S6, E13) 
15:30The Middle The Answer Sue wants to back out of her engagement to Darrin, but she doesn't know how to do it. Meanwhile, Axl uses what he has learned in his psychology class to try and "cure" Brick. (S6, E14) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Midday Run When Tina gets elected for a big hall monitor promotion, she is determined to do whatever it takes to nab the powerful job, so she enlists the help of Gene and Louise. (S5, E08) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Speakeasy Rider Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. At the restaurant Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer. (S5, E09) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2): Will and Carlton are thrown out of their apartment by the landlord because of the wild party being held at their place. (S4, E02) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air All Guts, No Glory Will withdraws from a difficult college philosophy class then regrets his decision when he realises that the professor is the most stimulating teacher he has ever known. (S4, E03) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Job Fair Jim hits the links with Andy and Kevin to attempt to land his biggest client ever. Michael, Pam, Oscar, and Darryl set up a booth at a job fair at Pam's old high school. (S4, E17) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Goodbye, Toby (Part 1): After Angela refuses to give in to Michael's unreasonable demands, Phyllis takes over the party planning committee and throws a huge bash for Toby's goodbye party. (S4, E18) 
21:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
21:30Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
22:00Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 A Rickle in Time Having restarted time, Rick, Morty and Summer are in a quantum-uncertain state of existence. An argument leads to the creation of two alternate timelines... (S2, E01) 
22:30Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 Mortynight Run Rick and Morty try to save a gas life form (special guest voice of Jermaine from Flight of The Conchords) while Jerry resides in a daycare made for Jerrys. (S2, E02) 
23:00Santa Makes You LOL Comedians Zoe Lyons, Ellie Taylor, and Marlon Davis present a seasonal clip show featuring some of the funniest Christmas-themed videos. Narrated by Iain Lee. 
00:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Father of the Year When Will tries to impress a beautiful college girl (Tyra Banks) by pretending to be a single father, using his new infant cousin, he ends up in a whole heap of trouble. (S4, E04) 
00:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air It's Better to Have Loved and Lost It... Carlton loses his virginity to whom he believes to be Miss Right, but then finds out she's hiding something from him... (S4, E05) 
01:00Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 A Rickle in Time Having restarted time, Rick, Morty and Summer are in a quantum-uncertain state of existence. An argument leads to the creation of two alternate timelines... (S2, E01) 
01:30Rick and Morty: Complete Season 2 Mortynight Run Rick and Morty try to save a gas life form (special guest voice of Jermaine from Flight of The Conchords) while Jerry resides in a daycare made for Jerrys. (S2, E02) 
02:00Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and ex-Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison host the craziest show ever made, including Takeshi-ville classics Stepping Stone and Honey Comb Maze. (S5, E04) 
02:30Bad Education: Christmas Special Christmas Special When the class cannot decide on 'The Nutcracker' or 'Robocop' for the end of term Christmas play, Alfie writes 'Robocracker'! Will casting school bully Grayson prove wise? (S2, E07) 
03:05Russell Howard's A Gert Lush... ...Christmas. Dan Colman (Russell Howard) has met the woman of his dreams. But introducing Lisa to his lovable but eccentric family at Christmas is increasingly looking like a bad idea. (2015) 
04:05Bob's Burgers Art Crawl Linda's sister Gayle comes to town intending to use the restaurant as a gallery for her paintings during this year's "Art Crawl." Bob is oblivious to their explicit nature. (S1, E08) 
04:30Frankenfood Outrageous Frankenfood creations compete for a spot on the menu and $10K at an upscale Milwaukee bar. Greece meets China in a finger food mixture and there's a twist on onion rings. (S1, E03) 
04:50Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp and ex-Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison host the craziest show ever made, including Takeshi-ville classics Stepping Stone and Honey Comb Maze. (S5, E04) 
05:15The Middle Valentine's Day VI Brick learns that his quirky girlfriend wants him to kiss her on Valentine's Day. Axl struggles with the fact that his girlfriend doesn't want to do anything romantic. (S6, E13) 
05:35The Middle The Answer Sue wants to back out of her engagement to Darrin, but she doesn't know how to do it. Meanwhile, Axl uses what he has learned in his psychology class to try and "cure" Brick. (S6, E14) 
06:00Winter Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Players like "Mr. Grinch" receive a frosty reception from the Snowplow Sweeper. (S4, E06)