This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, October 23 2018

06:00Undateable Stray Dog Walks Into a Bar Danny reveals he's been stealing from Justin to show how people take advantage of him. After being stabbed, in the finger, Justin tries to become more assertive. (S2, E04) 
06:20Undateable A Priest Walks Into a Bar Justin manipulates Danny in to going for a job interview. Meanwhile, Candace makes Shelley realise he's more than just a 'booty call'. (S2, E05) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle College Recruiters Raduca whips Reese into shape while pursuing her own interests, Dewey visits Francis, and Hal discovers the benefits of taking on Malcolm's college interviewers. (S7, E12) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Mono While Lois and Malcolm are laid up with mono, Hal discovers another side to the neighbourhood. Meanwhile, Dewey tries to introduce Reese to kinder, gentler ways of dealing with Jamie. (S7, E13) 
10:00Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The lads play a round of "Don't I Know You?" with complete strangers, and pose as driving school teachers. (S2, E03) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show.The guys raise donations for bizarre charities, and eat food off other people's plates at a Chinese restaurant. (S2, E06) 
13:00Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
13:30Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles faced include the Snow Blower and a ride on the ever popular Ski Lift. (S4, E08) 
15:00The Middle Major Changes After being humiliated because she accidentally ate Axl's toenail trimmings, Frankie has a meltdown and decrees that major changes need to take place in the Heck household. (S3, E04) 
15:30The Middle The Test Axl hasn't studied for his PSATs, much to the dismay of Frankie, who fears for her son's future. Meanwhile, Sue tries out for cheerleading, and Mike tries to toughen up Brick. (S3, E05) 
16:00Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle College Recruiters Raduca whips Reese into shape while pursuing her own interests, Dewey visits Francis, and Hal discovers the benefits of taking on Malcolm's college interviewers. (S7, E12) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Mono While Lois and Malcolm are laid up with mono, Hal discovers another side to the neighbourhood. Meanwhile, Dewey tries to introduce Reese to kinder, gentler ways of dealing with Jamie. (S7, E13) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Whoops, There It Is The episode features bloopers from past seasons, and Dick Clark steps in to help Will showcase the bloopers. Will interviews the actors that appear in the series. (S6, E19) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Stank Horse Ashley is anxious to get into the School of Performing Art, and a friend of Will's says he will help her with her acting. Will and Carlton buy a horse that is being retired. (S6, E20) 
21:00Lee Evans Live From The West End Gracing us with his comedic brilliance again, Lee Evans jokes about the size of bugs in Australia, does a visual interpretation of Bohemian Rhapsody, and we meet everyone's favourite dim-wit; Malcolm! 
22:30South Park: Season 13 W. T. F.: After seeing their first live WWE wrestling match the boys decide to form their own wrestling federation... and gain a huge redneck following! (S13, E10) 
23:00South Park: Season 13 Whale W****s Kyle joins the crew of a reality documentary show who confront Japanese whalers, but finds their tactics leave a lot to be desired for and that war with Japan beckons! (S13, E11) 
23:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Love Simulations The aliens help Jeff find his soulmate using simulations with miniature clones, but things go bad when one of them escapes into the real world. Adult animation. (S1, E10) 
00:00Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
00:30Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
01:00RuPaul's Drag Race The queens must write and perform a rap on RuPaul's new hit single, and guest RuPaul's podcast with Michelle Visage. Style superstar Carson Kressley and Ross Matthews guest judge. (S9, E12) 
02:00RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! Watch the final four queens get retrospective as they rap about men's spas and their extravagant runway looks, plus their heartfelt responses to a pageant question... (S9, E12) 
02:30Lip Sync Battle: Randy Couture Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! Comedian Gabriel Iglesias goes head-to-head with former UFC champion Randy Couture. Donna Summer and Bobby Brown get synced! (S2 E07) 
03:00Broad City Florida Abbi, Ilana, Eliot and Bobbi take a trip to Florida to clean out Grandma Esther's apartment. (S4, E07) 
03:25Inside Amy Schumer Amy trains men to use feminine fighting techniques, acquires a mail-order husband, and removes her clothing for a canine audience. Justin Long guests. (S3, E07) 
03:45Billy On The Street: Nick Offerman Billy Eichner tests the music and pop culture knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York City. Games include: "Lana del race for a cure" and "Is this or isn't this adorable". (S3, E10) 
04:10Rick and Morty Auto Erotic Assimilation Rick, Morty and Summer stumble on a hive mind named Unity (Christina Hendricks) that Rick used to date, meanwhile Beth and Jerry are hard on each other. (S2, E03) 
04:30Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
05:15The Middle Major Changes After being humiliated because she accidentally ate Axl's toenail trimmings, Frankie has a meltdown and decrees that major changes need to take place in the Heck household. (S3, E04) 
05:35The Middle The Test Axl hasn't studied for his PSATs, much to the dismay of Frankie, who fears for her son's future. Meanwhile, Sue tries out for cheerleading, and Mike tries to toughen up Brick. (S3, E05) 
06:00Undateable A Sibling Rivalry Walks Into a Bar Leslie is in need of a date for a work-do so Justin & Danny battle it out to prove who has been a better brother to her, but can Burksi be her real date? (S2, E06)