This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, August 22 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Eyebrow Anonymous Trapped Gem When Tim accidentally shaves off a huge chunk of eyebrow before an important photoshoot, he hopes Jen and Colleen's grooming expertise can fix it. (S2, E03) 
06:25Life In Pieces Cheap Promotion Flying Birthday Tim attempts to fire Heather from her receptionist position at his office, John tries to break Sophia's fear of flying by taking her on a small plane. (S2, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Company Picnic (part 2): Reese causes problems, Malcolm gets into trouble with a girl, and Hal finally meets his new boss. Patrick Warburton and Susan Sarandon guest star. (S3, E12) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese Drives Reese gets his learner's permit but after a student named Jackie makes him miss his turn for a driving test, he steals the Driver's-Ed car and ends up in a chase with the cops. (S3, E13) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Hurt Soccer The family sign Louise up for a soccer league and with Bob coaching the soccer game, Linda and Gene seize the opportunity to turn the restaurant into a piano bar. (S8, E12) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene Gene is nervous about going to his first sleepover and realises he had a right to be when things don't go as planned. (S8, E13) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which of Murr's fool proof plans failed fastest? What tattoo was Sal almost given in his permanent punishment? And which Joker was the first victim of the infamous switcheroo? (S2, E01) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E02) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What careless mistake did Murr make that allowed the other guys to use his headshot against him? And what punishment did Sal pitch that came back to bite him? (S2, E03) 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which special guest was the first "sub" for one of the Jokers? Which Joker thinks he's the best at baseball? And is it Joe, Murr, Q or Sal who is actually an ordained minister? (S2, E04) 
13:00Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
13:30Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include Wipeout Dump and Sushi Bar. (S6, E01) 
15:00The Middle The Walk Sue goes from no dates to the prom to too many dates in a matter of hours! Frankie and Mike feel like they aren't giving their all to each other after meeting their new neighbours. (S5, E17) 
15:30The Middle The Smell After discovering that a hideous smell in the house is emanating from Brick, Frankie attempts to introduce her son to better hygiene. Bill starts coaching the girls soccer team. (S5, E18) 
16:00The Middle The Wind Chimes Rita Glossner puts up wind chimes, which annoys Frankie, Brick obsesses over coming up with a new pretzel product, and Axl & Hutch try to move an old couch into their room. (S5, E19) 
16:30The Middle The Optimist With graduation less than 2 years away, Sue finds herself becoming stressed out when she frantically tries to earn a scholarship. Axl and Hutch try to bulk up for football. (S5, E20) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Company Picnic (part 2): Reese causes problems, Malcolm gets into trouble with a girl, and Hal finally meets his new boss. Patrick Warburton and Susan Sarandon guest star. (S3, E12) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese Drives Reese gets his learner's permit but after a student named Jackie makes him miss his turn for a driving test, he steals the Driver's-Ed car and ends up in a chase with the cops. (S3, E13) 
18:00Bob's Burgers The Hurt Soccer The family sign Louise up for a soccer league and with Bob coaching the soccer game, Linda and Gene seize the opportunity to turn the restaurant into a piano bar. (S8, E12) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene Gene is nervous about going to his first sleepover and realises he had a right to be when things don't go as planned. (S8, E13) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What careless mistake did Murr make that allowed the other guys to use his headshot against him? And what punishment did Sal pitch that came back to bite him? (S2, E03) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which special guest was the first "sub" for one of the Jokers? Which Joker thinks he's the best at baseball? And is it Joe, Murr, Q or Sal who is actually an ordained minister? (S2, E04) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air P.S. I Love You: A plain girl at school starts giving Will expensive gifts; Will pretends to like her because he likes the gifts. Philip enters the political race to become a judge. (S3, E06) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Here Comes the Judge Will is arrested for numerous parking tickets he claims he did not get as Philip runs for judge against incumbent Judge Robertson. What does Jazz have to do with it? (S3, E07) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; dinosaur farts, TV for dogs, a cat alarm clock, the eccentric club, a paper mache rhino, and monkey bum licking. (S6, E06) 
22:00South Park: Season 7 Red Man's Greed When the entire town is bought out by a Native American casino, the boys come up with a plan to get their homes back - but is more gambling really the solution? (S7, E07) 
22:30South Park: Season 7 South Park is Gay! The TV show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy is sweeping the nation and the men of South Park are embracing metrosexuality, but what evil plan are the hosts plotting? (S7, E08) 
23:00South Park: Season 7 Christian Hard Rock The boys form a band called Moop, but disagree on what direction they should take. Cartman leaves the band and bets them he will have a platinum record first! (S7, E09) 
23:30Brickleberry In Da Club Woody gets angry when a fancy country club turns him down but welcomes Denzel as a member. Meanwhile, Malloy balks at having his anal glands expressed - what could go wrong? (S3, E02) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Ship'rect Cleveland and his friends prepare to enter Stoolbend's annual boat race as a team, but when Cleveland's celebrity idol moves to town, Cleveland makes it priority to befriend him. (S2, E19) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Back to Cool When Cleveland Jr. bonds with Donna's ex-husband, Robert, Cleveland becomes jealous that Jr. thinks Robert is so much cooler than him. (S2, E20) 
01:00Adam Hills Live: Happyism Everyone's favourite Antipodian delivers a first class evening of comedy. He recounts jaw-dropping tales of meeting the Dalai Lama and The Muppets! Happyism is his newly formed cult religion. 
02:00Detroiters Mort Crim The guys court legendary newscaster Mort Crim to be the celebrity spokesperson for one of their clients, and Ned ramps up security in the building. (S2, E06) 
02:30Nathan For You The Claw of Shame Nathan performs a daring escape in which he risks a fate that is truly worse than death. (S1, E07) 
03:00Nathan For You Private Investigator / Taxi Company: Nathan challenges a private investigator to track him for a day and devises a way to improve taxicab conversations. (S1, E08) 
03:25Nathan For You Mechanic / Realtor: Nathan convinces a mechanic to verify his estimates with a polygraph test and rebrands Sue Stanford as the Ghost Realtor. (S2, E01) 
03:50Borderline Asylum Spoof observational documentary series following an inept team of UK Border Force based at a fictitious airport. The team deal with their first case of an asylum seeker. (S1, E05) 
04:10TripTank A knight redresses an embarrassing mistake, a couple frets over renting a new apartment, and a grown man lives in his mother's womb. (S2, E04) 
04:30Bob's Burgers The Hurt Soccer The family sign Louise up for a soccer league and with Bob coaching the soccer game, Linda and Gene seize the opportunity to turn the restaurant into a piano bar. (S8, E12) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene Gene is nervous about going to his first sleepover and realises he had a right to be when things don't go as planned. (S8, E13) 
05:15The Middle The Walk Sue goes from no dates to the prom to too many dates in a matter of hours! Frankie and Mike feel like they aren't giving their all to each other after meeting their new neighbours. (S5, E17) 
05:35The Middle The Smell After discovering that a hideous smell in the house is emanating from Brick, Frankie attempts to introduce her son to better hygiene. Bill starts coaching the girls soccer team. (S5, E18) 
06:00Life In Pieces Dinner Professor Steps Lesbian Lark takes her first steps while Greg is away on business; and Colleen, Heather, Jen and Dougie have a ladies night out. (S2, E05)