This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, March 2 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Leela makes a video hoping Peri will see it on social media. And Darcy ups her plan to get Jack Osborne's money. 
06:30Hollyoaks Mandy becomes jealous of Darren and Nancy, while Cindy starts a new venture. She goes to Tom for ?20,000 but he turns her down - how will she get the money now? 
07:00Coach Trip: Final Week: Road... Tenerife: Brand new series: After a heavy night on the town, Brendan takes the group for a gruelling beach boot camp, followed by mermaid school. (Ep39/40) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother The Best Burger in New York After Marshall tells the story of the finest burger he's ever eaten, the gang try to find the restaurant where he sampled his first New York burger. 
08:00Baby Daddy Stupid Cupid Riley is determined to set Ben up with Zoey, believing they would be perfect together, but both resist her attempts at matchmaking. (S5 Ep9/20) 
08:30Baby Daddy Homecoming and Going Sam invites Ben, Riley and Danny to the Hamptons for the weekend, leaving Ben confused as to whether he wants to be with Sam or Zoey. (S5 Ep10/20) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Uninvited Mel is not thrilled when Joe's mother Gloria drops by, but it's Joe who hits the roof when his estranged brother Tony turns up expecting to be able to stay. (S4 Ep18/21) 
09:30Melissa & Joey You're the One That I Want As Mel and Joe's wedding weekend dawns, Joe is injured at his bachelor party, Mel's father is missing, and a secret is accidentally revealed. (S4 Ep19/21) 
10:00How I Met Your Mother I Heart NJ Ted is sick of having to take long trips to New Jersey to see Stella and is aghast when she tells him that she wants to live there once they are married. 
10:30How I Met Your Mother Intervention Ted prepares to move to New Jersey, causing an argument with Marshall over an outstanding bill for the flat. The gang go on to recall their past disagreements. 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Overmining Peralta and Holt help CJ with a big case that is proving problematic. Jeffords tells Gina to remove her precious portable heater from the office. (S4 Ep9/22) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Captain Latvia Boyle enlists Peralta's help in tracking down his son's favourite toy for Christmas. The team face their rivals in the annual carol competition. (S4 Ep10/22) 
12:00The Goldbergs Recipe for Death II Kiss the Cook: Adam asks his father for money to film his own action movie, while Erica and Beverly go on a clothes shopping expedition. (S4 Ep6/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs Ho-ly K.I.T.T A shared love of the TV show Knight Rider brings Murray and his brother Marvin together. Beverly invites Lainey and Bill to Thanksgiving dinner. (S4 Ep7/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Terminator Decoupling Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Work Song Nanocluster Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge of production. (S2 Ep18/23) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Being There Hoping to improve face-to-face communication within the family, Joe puts a ban on the use of all mobile phones and computers over the weekend. (S5 Ep9/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Parental Guidance Joe is furious when he finds out that Dani invited some older friends over to the house and they drank his expensive bottle of wine. (S5 Ep10/22) 
15:00Baby Daddy Condom Conundrum After their stash of contraceptives is accidentally damaged, Ben, Tucker and Danny panic because their girlfriends might be pregnant. (S5 Ep19/20) 
15:30Baby Daddy My Fair Emma Ben forgets Emma's birthday. Danny and Riley come to a crossroads. Tucker has some exciting news but can't seem to get anyone's attention. (S5 Ep20/20) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Your Honor Captain Holt's mother seeks help from the precinct. Jeffords, Diaz and Boyle redecorate the breakroom. Santiago teaches Gina how to change a tyre. (S4 Ep19/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Slaughterhouse Peralta and Diaz try to earn the respect of their idol, Lt Melanie Hawkins, after accidentally disrupting one of her undercover cases. (S4 Ep20/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs The Kara-te Kid Inspired by the Karate Kid films, Adam and the other Adam Goldberg face off in a karate match to settle their long-running feud for good. (S4 Ep16/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Bar? When Lainey reveals that she has won a scholarship to a top art college, Barry considers modifying his dream of becoming a doctor to go with her. (S4 Ep18/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Cornhusker Vortex Sheldon teaches Leonard about football so that he can fit in with Penny's friends, but Leonard alienates the group with his new knowledge. (S3 Ep6/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks It's time for Prince's stag do and Lily's hen do, but their families are still trying to ruin their big day. Maxine thinks about Minnie's future, while Finn and Tony are suspicious of Milo. 
19:30New: Coach Trip: The Finale... ...Road to Tenerife: Brand new series: After an action-packed 40 days on the road, it's time for the final. At a luxury boat party and an emotional vote, the winners are crowned. (Ep40/40) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Positive Negative Reaction When Bernadette makes a big announcement, Howard becomes convinced that he needs to start earning more money. (S9 Ep16/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Celebration Experimentation The gang persuade Sheldon to celebrate his birthday and invite a few special guests along to his party in the 200th episode. (S9 Ep17/24) 
21:00The Heat Film (2013) Broad-humoured comedy from the director of Bridesmaids. Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy star as mismatched cops who are forced to work together. Strong language/drugs/violence. 
23:25The Big Bang Theory The Expedition Approximation Sheldon and Raj see if they could survive a dark-matter research expedition in a salt mine by simulating the conditions in a steam tunnel. (S8 Ep6/24) 
23:55The Big Bang Theory The Misinterpretation Agitation A smitten doctor turns up at Penny's door after her flirtatious sales techniques on behalf of the pharmaceutical company work too well. (S8 Ep7/24) 
00:20First Dates Stu lost his sight 13 years ago; he hopes to meet a feisty redhead. Wrestler Lewis returns to the restaurant. His first visit was dramatic; will love run more smoothly with Lauren? (S9 Ep4) 
01:30Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: The agents are on the warpath. Laurence confronts Gemma. Sam dates Emilia again to test his feelings. Mike turns to his mate for advice. Jade has a spa date. (S4 Ep16/20) 
02:30Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Gemma's head is a mess as she weighs up the two men chasing her. Ollie tries to decide whether Dr Jason is Mr Right. And it's crunch time for Seb and Tallia. (S4 Ep17/20) 
03:25Timeless Atomic City Rufus learns that the Mothership has landed in Nevada on 21 September 1962, where President John F Kennedy is attending a Las Vegas fundraiser. (S1 Ep3/16) 
04:05How I Met Your Mother I Heart NJ Ted is sick of having to take long trips to New Jersey to see Stella and is aghast when she tells him that she wants to live there once they are married. 
04:30Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's wee sister has been let loose on the internet resulting in some very cheeky, if a bit less rude, video clips. Includes an amazing car tyre change and Darth Vader writing a song. 
06:00The Goldbergs A Goldberg Thanksgiving Beverly challenges Erica to participate in Jazzercise after Erica says her mum's obsession is sad. Marvin visits at Thanksgiving. (S2 Ep7/24)