This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Thursday, May 30 2013

06:00Austin & Ally Albums & Auditions Austin gets a record deal, then discovers he has nodules on his vocal cords and may never sing again! He must choose between a risky operation and maybe giving up his career? 
06:25Shake It Up Egg it up: Rocky and CeCe fall out when they get assigned to do a school project together, but CeCe doesn't feel like working. Rocky tries to switch partners, hurting CeCe's feelings. 
06:50A.N.T. Farm AmusemANT Park Chyna and Cameron go to the fair but spend their money too quickly, leaving none for games or food. They work to earn the money back by taking over an empty game booth. 
07:15Good Luck Charlie Make Room for Baby With the member of the Duncan family on its way, Amy demands the family get a bigger house so they won't be so crowded, but Bob and the others don't want to move. 
07:40Jessie Toy Con Jessie entrusts her favourite toy from her childhood, Military Mary, to Zuri, but when Zuri trades it for a far less impressive toy, they try desperately to get Military Mary back. New. 
08:05Phineas and Ferb Make Play/Candace gets Busted Candace swaps places with a princess but can't enjoy her new lifestyle. Doof comes to Candace's rescue when she has a party while her parents are away 
08:30Gravity Falls Double Dipper Stan throws a big party to promote Mystery Shack, while Dipper uses a strange photocopier to make clones of himself, so that he can impress Wendy. 
09:00Phineas and Ferb That's the Spirit/The Curse of Candace Phineas and Ferb help a boy rid his house of ghosts. Michael Douglas and son Dylan guest star. Candace sees a vampire movie and is terrified of becoming one. 
09:25Phineas and Ferb One Good Scare Ought to Do It Isabella has hiccups, so the boys make their scariest ever haunted house in the back yard, in the hope of curing her of them. 
09:50The Suite Life on Deck Lost at Sea - Part One: Zack, Cody, London, Bailey and Woody are stranded on a deserted island after Woody accidentally hits the release lever on a life-boat and they drift out to sea. 
10:15The Suite Life on Deck Lost at Sea - Part Two: The gang is marooned on a deserted island. Zack shows off his survival skills. London takes a different view, seeing the island as a potential five star resort. 
10:40Dog With A Blog Stan-ing Guard When Ellen hears a voice downstairs late at night, not knowing Stan's secret, she suggests training him as a guard dog. The kids stage a fake break-in to make Stan look a hero. New. 
11:05Dog With A Blog Freaky Fido Avery's teacher tells her to have fun with a project. She decides to make a Freaky Friday style movie, using Stan. He really can talk but she will pretend it is Tyler in his body. New. 
11:30Hannah Montana People Who Use People Miley's determined to make Jake jealous. Her plan backfires when the boy she chooses turns out to be very young. However Jake does ask her out again - in four months' time! 
11:55Cars Toons Moon Mater As the first tow truck on the Moon, Mater's mission is to rescue the Impala XIII and tow him back to Earth. Lightning McQueen helps and they get a hero's welcome on their return. 
12:00DADNAPPED Film (2009) Melissa suffers from sibling rivalry - she's jealous of the teenage spy in her dad's bestselling book. When Dad's kidnapped, she copies her rival's skills to save him. Emily Osment stars. 
13:20Cars Toons Air Mater Mater takes flying lessons, accidentally finds himself in formation flying squad The Falcon Hawks, and is forced to perform a dangerous stunt. He is rescued by Lightning McQueen Hawk! 
13:30So Random! Halloween It's trick or treat time on the show, with lots of Halloween themed skits and sketches. There's also a special guest star, Caribbean born singing sensation Iyaz. New. 
13:55Wizards Of Waverly Place The Good, the Bad and the Alex Alex learns Stevie's brother hasn't spoken to her since she won the competition. They visit him and learn Stevie is plotting to destroy the wizard power source. 
14:20The Suite Life on Deck The Ghost and Mr. Martin: The Tipton docks in New Orleans, and the boys get involved in the ghostly legend of 19th century steamship Jesse Bell, and restoring the reputation of its captain. 
14:45Good Luck Charlie Wentz's Weather Girls Ivy and Teddy are delighted to get jobs in Denver's first weather-themed restaurant, until they find they are also supposed to be part of the hourly show. New. 
15:10Jessie Gotcha Day Jessie plans Zuri's Gotcha Day - the day her adoptive parents brought her home. Ravi learns when Christina and Morgan adopted him, they were expecting him to be a baby. 
15:35PrankStars Stick it to me: One of her biggest fans, Darby, meets Tiffany Thornton when she goes to a fake research session for a new gaming product. Karate fan Matt meets Leo Howard at a fake dojo. 
16:00Good Luck Charlie Charlie Shakes It Up Teddy and Amy end up on the set of Shake It Up, being mistaken for hip hop duo The Duncan Sisters. Rocky and CeCe help design a dance number, with Charlie in the finale. 
16:25Dog With A Blog The Parrot Trap Ellen decides to get her own pet as everyone has bonded with Stan except her. She brings a naughty parrot home. Eventually Stan leaves the back door open so the bird can escape. New. 
16:50Gravity Falls The Inconveniencing Dipper tries to impress Wendy by acting older than he is, and goes on a trip that leads to an old abandoned convenience store that may be haunted... New. 
17:15Code 9 Be prepared for pranks galore in this hidden camera/reality TV show, where mischievous youngsters play tricks on their unsuspecting parents! 
17:40Good Luck Charlie Wentz's Weather Girls Ivy and Teddy are delighted to get jobs in Denver's first weather-themed restaurant, until they find they are also supposed to be part of the hourly show. New. 
18:00Jessie To be Me, or not to be Me: Jessie gets her first part but after touching a strange talisman Ravi has been sent from India, she swaps personalities with Zuri, leaving the 8 year old to perform. New. 
18:25A.N.T. Farm MutANT Farm 2: In this sequel to the first Halloween episode, the ANTs are again mutants. Human/mutant relationships are forbidden, so when Chyna falls for a human boy, Holland, problems arise! 
18:50Austin & Ally Costumes & Courage When a mystery guest that he is supposed to sing with at Jimmy Starr's party is accidentally scared off, Austin's amazed when Ally performs instead, despite her stage fright. 
19:10Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizards vs Everything Professor Young tells Alex, Justin and Max to use their powers to defeat Gorog, who has captured Juliet, and promised to make her young in exchange for the moral compass. 
19:35My Babysitter's a Vampire Halloweird Ethan holds a nerdy Halloween party where things take a turn for the dangerous when Rory's magical mask starts turning guests into real-life versions of their costumes. New. 
20:00Radio Rebel Film (2012) Multi-talented actress Debby Ryan stars as Tara, a girl who's painfully shy in public but in private runs an outspoken and influential daily podcast, and ends hosting a hit radio show. 
21:30Get The Look Episode 19 Stylist Electra Formosa talks to Wizards of Waverly Place star Gregg Sulkin about his fashion style, and helps viewers get the look of Suite Life on Deck's Bailey (Debby Ryan). 
21:35How To Be Indie How to Double Your Fun When Indie's identical cousin comes to visit there's double trouble - and double the fun. She can be in two places at once, but what will Aiden, Marlon and Dre make of it? 
22:00My Babysitter's a Vampire Jockenstein The school's star hockey player has the league's strongest limbs, but they once belonged to other people! He only needs one part to make him the best player ever - Ethan's brain. New. 
22:25Hannah Montana Hannah in the Street with Diamonds Hannah's proud she's to have a diamond carrying her name in the Hollywood Parade of Diamonds, but not happy with its position which she tries to get changed. 
22:50Hannah Montana Yet Another Side of Me Hannah meets music legend Isis, who says the secret of success is to keep changing your image. She decides to become Bad Hannah, but after a bad dream changes her mind. 
23:15So Random! Episode Five Selena Gomez guest stars in this Sonny with a Chance spin-off, a selection of hilarious skits and sketches full of eccentric spoof characters like Olaf the foreign exchange student. 
23:35Shake It Up Summer It Up Rocky is holidaying with CeCe at a lake house. The girls are horrified to discover there's no TV, internet or mobile phone reception, and Gunther and Tinker are staying next door! 
00:00Disney Channel Preview Disney Channel is the home of Shake It Up, Wizards Of Waverly Place and The Suite Life of Zack On Deck and incredible original movies! 
06:00Austin & Ally Rockers & Writers Austin's an extrovert singer and Ally's a shy but brilliant songwriter. When one of Ally's songs is recorded by Austin it's a big hit but will she tell the world she wrote it?