This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, June 9 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Takeshi's Castle Takeshi's Castle sees contestants take on the hilarious Slippery Wall and the classic Honey Comb Maze. Who will win? Join host Stephen Bailey and football legend Chris Kamara to find out. (S8, E01) 
08:35Takeshi's Castle Comedian/presenter Stephen Bailey and special guest reality TV legend Joey Essex pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S8, E02) 
09:00Last Man Standing Common Ground Mike struggles to find common ground with Jen, the Baxter's new exchange student, fearing she is being too polite with him. Kyle and Chuck mess with Ed's ancestry results. (S7, E11) 
09:30Last Man Standing Cabin Pressure Mike and Vanessa take the girls to the family cabin, where Mike challenges them to literally unplug for the weekend and stay off their phones. Jen shadows Kyle at work. (S7, E12) 
10:00The King of Queens Cello Goodbye When Carrie keeps skipping softball games with Doug and the guys, Doug wonders what's going on. Doug finds out that Carrie is working late for her boss... (S1, E03) 
10:30The King of Queens Richie's Song After having dinner with Richie and his wife, Doug finds out that Richie's wife cheats on him. Meanwhile, Arthur depends on Doug for deodorant issues. (S1, E04) 
11:00Everybody Loves Raymond I Wish I Were Gus When a family member on Ray's side dies it becomes Ray's job to give the eulogy at the funeral ceremony. Marie is shocked to discover her alienated sister is coming. (S1, E03) 
11:30Everybody Loves Raymond Standard Deviation Robert wants Ray and Debra to take an IQ test as part of a police assignment. Ray becomes neurotic when he discovers Debra is smarter than he is. (S1, E04) 
12:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not With My Cousin You Don't The Banks get a new intercom system installed in their home, and of course Will and Carlton have to test it out. They overhear Ashley talking about having sex. (S6, E07) 
12:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Viva Lost Wages Will and Carlton become excited after Phil gives them two tickets to Las Vegas for Carlton's 21st birthday. The pair hit the Casinos, but it soon goes to Carlton's head. (S6, E08) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air There's the Rub (Part 1): It's Thanksgiving time. Hilary and Carlton go to a homeless shelter to volunteer. Phil hurts his back; Will suggests they go to a massage parlour to help his pain. (S6, E09) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air There's the Rub (Part 2): Phil and Will get arrested at the massage parlour because the girls try to give them more than a massage. Hilary and Carlton continue to volunteer at the shelter. (S6, E10) 
14:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
14:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
15:00Friends The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
15:30Friends The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
16:00Friends The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
16:30Friends The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
17:00Friends The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
17:30Friends The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
18:00Friends The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
18:30Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
19:00Friends The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
19:30Friends The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
20:00Friends The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
20:30Friends The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
21:00The Wedding Singer Film Robbie (Adam Sandler), a singer, and Julia (Drew Barrymore), a waitress, are both engaged... but to the wrong people. Fortune intervenes to help them discover each other. (1998) 
23:00New: Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Stephen Bailey and special guest "Gogglebox" legend Scarlett Moffatt pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S8, E03) 
23:30New: Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Stephen Bailey and special guest children's TV legend Basil Brush pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S8, E04) 
23:55Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Joe Swash and Stacey Solomon to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S2, E01) 
00:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Ricky and Roxay will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E02) 
00:558 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Theo Paphitis, Mike Wilmot, John Bishop, and Kelly Osbourne. (S6, E02) 
01:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Vanessa Feltz, Lee Mack, Frankie Boyle, and Matt Littler. (S6, E03) 
01:55The Ricky Gervais Show When asked about his highlight of the past year, Karl describes an insect that ate a crumb from his biscuit. Stephen recounts the embarrassment of buying condoms and reads from Karl's Diary. (S3, E13) 
02:35RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars The eliminated queens return for their revenge. But first they must audition for RuPaul's new girl group, the Kitty Girls. Spice Girl Emma Bunton & Adam Lambert (American Idol) guest judge. (S3, E06) 
03:40New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15Takeshi's Castle Roman Kemp is joined by comedian Stephen Bailey to host as a brand new set of contestants bruise their bums in Beach Bums and stumble their way across the Stepping Stones. (S6, E03) 
04:35Takeshi's Castle ft. Martin Kemp A new group take on a crazy set of trials in an attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. There will be a lot of slips along the way! Roman Kemp is joined by his dad Martin Kemp to host. (S6, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.