This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, January 27 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: Season 10 The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
08:35Friends: Season 10 The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
09:00Friends: Season 10 The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
09:35Friends: Season 10 The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
10:05Friends: Season 10 The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
10:35Friends: Season 10 The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
11:01Bring It On Again Film College freshmen Whittier and Monica make the state cheerleading squad, but can't stand its snobbish leader. They form their own team, pulling together geeky art students and hippies. (2004) 
12:45Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants encounter Garry the Eskimo as they tackle the Arctic Circle. (S5, E07) 
13:45The Goonies Film In order to save their homes from developers, a group of misfits set out to find pirate "One-Eyed" Willy's ancient treasure. Heeey yooou guuuys! Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, and Corey Feldman star. (1985) 
15:55Friends: Season 10 The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
16:30Friends: Season 10 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
16:55Friends: Season 10 The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
17:30Friends: Season 10 The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
18:05Friends: Season 10 The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
18:35Friends: Season 10 The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
19:00Friends: Season 10 The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
19:35Friends: Season 10 The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
20:00Friends: The Finale The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
21:0050 First Dates Film Playboy Henry (Adam Sandler) sets his heart on romancing Lucy (Drew Barrymore), but she has short-term memory loss! So every morning, Henry has to woo her all over again. (2004) 
23:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
23:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers pose as furniture salesmen, sell jewellery to couples, and pitch some whacky memoirs to potential readers. (S2, E02) 
00:00Bob's Burgers Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now Tina is convinced that she has met the love of her life and pretends to be a boy while she sneaks into a Boyz 4 Now audition to find him. (S9, E01) 
00:30Bob's Burgers The Taking of Funtime One Two Three Louise, Tina and Gene seek Mr. Fischoeder's assistance with their desperate plan to win a grand prize dune buggy at their local arcade. (S9, E02) 
01:00Broad City Stories To celebrate Abbi's 30th birthday, Abbi and Ilana travel from the top of Manhattan to the bottom, running into old and new friends along the way. (S5, E01) 
01:30South Park Hummels & Heroin Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates, but what does Stan's grandpa and his old people's home have to do with it? (S21, E05) 
02:00South Park Sons a Witches When Randy and the other dads have their annual Halloween get-together, some spell-making creates all kinds of problems. Cartman reaches the end of his tether with Heidi. (S21, E06) 
02:30South Park Doubling Down Kyle doesn't understand why Heidi won't break up with Cartman. He's playing with fire when he gets in the middle of the school's most talked about couple. (S21, E07) 
03:00South Park Moss Piglets It's Jimmy & Timmy vs. Nathan & Mimsy at the upcoming Special Ed Science Fair, but things soon go to a whole other level! Meanwhile, Heidi undergoes a horrible transformation. (S21, E08) 
03:25South Park Super Hard PCness Witness the return of Terrance & Philip via the power of Netflix! Kyle isn't impressed. Meanwhile, PC Principal falls in love with the new Vice-Principal... (S21, E09) 
03:50South Park Splatty Tomato There are "stranger things" going on in South Park, and President Garrison seems to be the cause. Meanwhile, The White family aren't happy with the P.C. teachings going on. (S21, E10) 
04:15Scrubs My Missed Perception J.D. mistakes an elderly woman's happiness as her wish to stop treatment for a fatal illness. Carla desperately tries to gather the hospital staff for a group photo. (S5, E06) 
04:35Scrubs My Way Home In a "Wizard of Oz" homage; J.D. is trying to go home, Elliot needs some brains, Turk searches for a heart donor and Carla worries that she doesn't have courage. (S5, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.