This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, April 27 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Last Words J.D. and Turk forgo their decade-long steak night tradition to comfort a dying patient. Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox) reveals her true colours. (S8, E02) 
08:35Scrubs My Saving Grace Desperate times call for desperate measures when lifelong rivals Kelso and Cox ally to oust Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox). Carla tries to put a troublesome intern in line. (S8, E03) 
09:00Friends: Season 2 The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
09:30Friends: Season 2 The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
10:00Gilmore Girls Forgiveness and Stuff Richard Gilmore is rushed to hospital after collapsing at the Christmas party. Luke goes with Lorelai to the hospital, where Emily and Rory already are. (S1, E10) 
11:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
11:30Friends: Season 2 The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
12:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
12:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows. The punishment is to answer "yes" to relationship questions written by the others! (S3, E12) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys host a taste test followed by uncomfortable survey questions, negotiate for worthless items at a flea market, and work as gas station attendants. (S3, E13) 
14:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
14:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
15:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
15:30Friends: Season 3 The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Granny Gets Busy Phil gets upset when he sees his mother spending time with a new man. The kids bet each other that they can't do something the other sex would normally do. (S2, E05) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Guess Who's Coming to Marry? Tensions spill over just before the wedding of Will's Aunt Janice when Will's mom meets Janice's intended, who is a white man. (S2, E06) 
17:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
17:35Friends: Season 3 The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
18:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
18:35Friends: Season 3 The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
19:05Friends: Season 3 The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
19:35Friends: Season 3 ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
20:10Hot Pursuit Film An uptight and by-the-book cop (Reese Witherspoon) tries to protect the outgoing widow (Sof?a Vergara) of a drug boss as they race through Texas pursued by crooked cops and murderous gunmen. (2015) 
22:00New: Bob's Burgers Go Tina on the Mountain The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain, but Tina doesn't let the weather get in the way of her having a nature-piphany. (S8, E15) 
22:30New: Bordertown High School Football Bud becomes the new high school football coach and discovers a secret weapon to win - an illegal immigrant who turns out to be the #1 drug mule in Mexico. (S1, E04) 
23:00South Park Eek, A Pen*s! Ms. Garrison wants to become a man again, so whilst she is away Cartman becomes the sub teacher. It's not long before Cartman is teaching innercity kids the fun of cheating! (S12, E05) 
23:30South Park Over Logging Panic reigns as South Park finds that the internet's gone! The Marshes decide to go hunting for the internet in California and end up in an "internet refugee camp". (S12, E06) 
00:00New: TripTank A father returns from a stand-up tour with inappropriate jokes, a superhero defeats villains with his uncomfortable name, and a warlock has a disturbing habit. (S2, E14) 
00:30Rick and Morty Rick Potion #9 After Rick gives Morty a Love-potion for prom, things quickly spiral out of control when the Serum splices with the Flu. Rick and Morty scramble to cure the crisis. (S1, E06) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is rapper/actor/entrepreneur A$AP Rocky, whose new album "Testing" is due to drop soon. 
01:30South Park The Entity Kyle's annoying cousin arrives in town and it's not long before the boys are doing their best to get rid of him. Mr Garrison invents a slightly sexual new mode of transport. (S5, E11) 
02:00South Park Here Comes The Neighbourhood Token is picked on for being rich so decides to market the town as a millionaire's playground - cue Will Smith and Snoop Dogg moving in! Class war follows! (S5, E12) 
02:30South Park Kenny Dies When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... (S5, E13) 
03:00South Park Butters' Very Own Episode: Butters' mum asks him to spy on his dad, however what he discovers leaves Mrs Stoch acting slightly unhinged. Will this be the end of our lil blonde haired buddy? (S5, E14) 
03:25My Name Is Earl Chaz Dalton's Space Academy Earl makes up for ruining the space suit that Chaz Dalton wore in space. Meanwhile, Joy gets interested in the social networking website BuddyBook. (S4, E20) 
03:50My Name Is Earl Pinky Earl helps Randy find his first love, a girl with pink hair called Pinky. Randy learns Earl had come between them all those years ago... but who is "Pinky"? (S4, E22) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Putting Swim Fins on a Cat: Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain the four-year-old son of his girlfriend, Linda. Meanwhile, Alan becomes a human "guinea pig". (S5, E05) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Help Daddy Find His Toenail Charlie and Linda attend a function crowning Linda judge of the year, but a pill Charlie takes makes him act crazy. Jake sneaks out to attend a rock concert. (S5, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.