This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, January 27 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Bee Brick wins a local spelling bee and Mike is highly enthusiastic about his talent. Meanwhile Sue's birthday is forgotten so Frankie tries to make it up to her on the trip to Chicago. (S1, E16) 
08:35The Middle The Break-Up Mike and Frankie are shocked to find out that Axl is dating the head cheerleader. Meanwhile, Sue and Brick become freaked out after they watch a horror movie about zombies. (S1, E17) 
09:00The Middle The Fun House Mike gets a pool table so that their house can be the "fun house" in the neighbourhood, and Frankie's job could be in jeopardy when a consultant visits Ehlert Motors. (S1, E18) 
09:35The Middle The Final Four Mike's once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go to the Final Four basketball competition is put into jeopardy when Frankie's uncle's funeral is scheduled for the same day. (S1, E19) 
10:00Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
10:35Friends The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
11:00Friends The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
11:35Friends The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
12:00Scrubs My Own Personal Jesus While toiling in the hospital during the Christmas holiday, the interns experience a loss of faith, but the birth of a child ultimately restores hope to all. (S1, E11) 
12:35Scrubs My Blind Date J.D. and the hospital social worker develop a rapport as he treats her, without him ever seeing her face. Turk and Carla's promising relationship is on the ropes. (S1, E12) 
13:00Scrubs My Balancing Act J.D. and Alex struggle to complete a date due to his unpredictable schedule. Carla and Turk are openly in love with each other, but experience bedroom-related problems. (S1, E13) 
13:35Scrubs My Drug Buddy J.D. falls for a social worker with a bad habit, which threatens his friendship with Elliot. Carla and Dr. Kelso become unlikely friends. (S1, E14) 
14:05Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; mischief at a NYC deli; the loser plays Bingo. (S1, E01) 
14:35Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must face his childhood crush. (S1, E02) 
15:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the Jokers serve up some tennis tips. (S1, E03) 
15:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the big loser lacks the magic touch. (S1, E04) 
16:00Friends The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
16:30Friends The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
17:00Friends The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
17:30Friends The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
18:0013 Going On 30 Film After total humiliation at her thirteenth birthday party, Jenna Rink (Jennifer Garner) wants to just hide until she's thirty. Thanks to some wishing dust, Jenna's prayer is answered... (2004) 
20:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q and Murr cruise the food court sending texts to strangers, then throw caution (and groceries) to the wind. (S10, E18) 
20:30New: Impractical Jokers... ...After Party. Join host Joey Fatone as he sits down with Joe, Q and Murr to talk about this episode. Find out how easy it was for the guys to snag digits in the food court. (S1, E03) 
21:00Live At The Apollo The legendary Eddie Izzard is tonight's host at The Apollo. He's joined by 'Mock The Week's Josh Widdicombe and South African Trevor Noah. (S9, E01) 
22:00New: RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Emmy Award winning Ru Pauls' Drag race has arrived on Comedy Central as a UK exclusive with its fiercest and most fabulous All Stars season yet! Expect lip syncs, laughter and some shady behaviour! 
23:258 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Yvette Fielding, David Walliams, Reginald D. Hunter & Phil Spencer. (S8, E05) 
00:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Joe Lycett vs. Nick Helm and Desiree Burch vs. Daniel Sloss. (S1, E02) 
00:30Da Ali G Show Ali G attempts to interest investors (including Donald Trump) in his ice cream glove and interviews a special agent of the DEA about drugs. Borat provides a guide to American hobbies. (S2, E03) 
01:00The Cleveland Show Brown History Month Cleveland and Lester are ordered by a judge to work together on a float for the Stoolbend Unity Parade after they get in a fight. (S1, E19) 
01:30The Cleveland Show Cleveland's Angels After Cleveland loses Roberta's college fund to a crooked casino owner, he is forced to resort to extreme measures to get the money back. (S1, E20) 
02:00The Cleveland Show You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown Cleveland's parents announce they are getting married and moving to Stoolbend. (S1, E21) 
02:30South Park Bebe's B**bs Destroy Society Returning from school break, all the boys notice something different about Bebe... out comes the primitive man as they fight to see who'll play with her! (S6, E10) 
03:00South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny With the media awash with moral panics, the parents of South Park take things too far to protect their offspring - 'The Great Wall of South Park' is born! (S6, E11) 
03:25South Park A Ladder To Heaven The boys break into the McKormick house to try and find a winning ticket. Whilst there Cartman mistakenly drinks Kenny's ashes and starts to have some strange visions... (S6, E12) 
03:50South Park The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy to deliver a video to Butter's parents. (S6, E13) 
04:15Bob's Burgers Broadcast Wagstaff School News Tina vows to find the "mad pooper" running rampant at school. Meanwhile, Louise tricks Gene into thinking that he will grow up to look like Bob. (S3, E12) 
04:35Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.