This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Monday, June 17 2013

06:00Austin & Ally Film-making & Fear Breaking Austin's fear of umbrellas is discovered when Dez casts him as a lifeguard, then he abruptly quits. Ally helps Austin overcome his fear and tackle the role. 
06:25Shake It Up Parent Trap It Up American Idol host, model and actress Tyra Banks sheds her glamorous image to become a dowdy librarian and give Rocky and CeCe advice on CeCe's parents' love life. 
06:50A.N.T. Farm Detective AgANTcy After encouraging Daryll to quit his job as a cop, Chyna helps him set up a business as a private eye. There's no demand so they create a fake crime for him to solve. New. 
07:15Good Luck Charlie Teddy's Broken Heart Club Band Teddy's struggling to recover from her break-up with Spencer. She makes a mean music video about him, but decides not to upload it when he apologises. 
07:40Good Luck Charlie Charlie Shakes It Up Teddy and Amy end up on the set of Shake It Up, being mistaken for hip hop duo The Duncan Sisters. Rocky and CeCe help design a dance number, with Charlie in the finale. 
08:05Jessie Star Wars Morgan asks teen movie heartthrob Jordan to stay with the Ross family so he can convince him to star in his next movie. Emma fancies him and is jealous when he asks Jessie out. 
08:30A.N.T. Farm ANTswers Skidmore removes the school's internet access, so the ANTs start their own, called ANTernet. Lexi persuades Cameron something must be wrong with her if Vanessa is going out with him! 
08:55Get The Look Episode 20 Stylist Electra Formosa is inspired by Derek from Good Luck Charlie to achieve a vintage rock look, and also shows viewers how to re-vamp old tights and gloves. 
09:00Shake It Up Three's a Crowd It Up Gary gives the opening number to a new dance group, annoying the girls until they find it's an all-boy group! One boy asks several girls out, but he just wants to be friends. 
09:25Shake It Up Double Pegasus It Up CeCe learns Deuce is delivering pizza to her idol, a choreographer who invented an amazing move called the Double Pegasus. He's afraid to go out, and the girls try to help. 
09:50How To Be Indie How to Put your Best Foot Forward Indie's fed up with second-hand clothes and teasing by evil cousin Ruby. She wants her parents to buy her designer sneakers, but it doesn't quite go to plan. New. 
10:15The Suite Life on Deck Crossing Jordin Former American Idol winner Jordin Sparks is on board the SS Tipton, so Zack, Cody and Marcus write a song for her. Trouble starts when a fan gets to spend time with Jordin. 
10:40Phineas and Ferb Attack of the 50 Foot Sister/Backyard Aquarium Phineas and Ferb create a slow reacting growth hormone. Candace uses it on herself. The boys have a new pet goldfish and get it some friends. 
11:05Phineas and Ferb Don't Even Blink/Chez Platypus Candace is convinced the boys are building an even bigger ride and is keeping an eye on them. The boys decide to build a restaurant and call it Chez Platypus. 
11:30Fish Hooks Pamela Hamster Returns/Parasite Fright Milo tries to keep secret from his hamster girlfriend he's a fish! Milo is convinced the students have been infected with fish brain parasites. 
11:55Cars Toons Unidentified Flying Mater Mater tells of the time he met a UFO called Mator, and his new friend taught him to fly. They were captured by military forces but Mator's mother ship rescued them. 
12:00Fish Hooks Parasite Fright After seeing a scary movie, Milo's convinced the students have been infected with fish brain parasites. New. 
12:15Hannah Montana The Way We Almost Weren't Miley's on tour but wants to rush home to see Maroon 5. Dad persuades her to stop at the diner where he met her mum, and lightning causes her to dream about the meeting. 
12:40Hannah Montana Bye Bye Ball Jackson has damaged Miley's childhood teddy bear, so she plots her revenge. She wrecks his autographed baseball, but then has to try to get a replacement. 
13:05So Random! Episode 22 Up-and-coming American singer-songwriter Andy Grammer features in this latest episode of the Sonny with a Chance spin-off, which is packed with music and comic sketches. New. 
13:30Art Attack Comics Comic book super heroes feature in this episode, alongside instructions on how to make a colourful kaleidoscope. The Big Art features a big person - an opera singer. 
13:55Groove High Mr and Mrs Doubtfire Things get complicated when Tom and Baz are afraid to ask Zoe and Lena to the dance. Tom masquerades as new boy Dom, and Baz turns into Jazz, who becomes Lena's BFF. New. 
14:20Fish Hooks Pamela Hamster Returns/Parasite Fright Milo tries to keep secret from his hamster girlfriend he's a fish! Milo is convinced the students have been infected with fish brain parasites. 
14:45The Suite Life on Deck My Oh Maya Zack asks new girl Maya out, but she turns him down as she thinks he's a player. Zack tries to change her mind by using Cody's plan, but then realises he really does care for her. 
15:10Austin & Ally World Records & Work Wreckers Ally accidentally hires her crush, Dallas, to work at Sonic Boom. He turns out to be useless at the job, but she's worried about firing him in case he hates her. 
15:35A.N.T. Farm ANTswers Skidmore removes the school's internet access, so the ANTs start their own, called ANTernet. Lexi persuades Cameron something must be wrong with her if Vanessa is going out with him! 
16:00Jessie The Trouble with Tessie Worried Tony is getting too clingy and jealous, Jessie panics when she 's invited to dinner to meet his parents and finds a ring in her dessert. Is he about to propose? New. 
16:25Dog With A Blog Dog Loses Girl Things go wrong when Chloe's parents ask Avery to look after her. Everyone seems to have something more important to do and the job of looking after Chloe is left to Stan. New. 
16:50Shake It Up Ty It Up CeCe decides flattering new host Lance is the way to get her job on the show back, Lance has to choose between Rocky and Ty - but Lance is the one who gets fired! Ty is the new host. New. 
17:15Austin & Ally Ferris Wheels and Funky Breath Austin likes Kira, who's working on his video, then discovers she has bad breath. He decides to fire her, then realises he can't as she's Jimmy Starr's daughter. 
17:40Good Luck Charlie Dance Off Teddy invites Spencer to the school dance, and they go with Ivy and Emmett (who likes Teddy). The boys have a dance-off over Teddy, who is angry her date with Spencer has been spoiled. 
18:05Good Luck Charlie Something Fishy! Bob won't help Teddy with her phone bill, so she takes a job in a children's party venue to pay it. She gets stuck in a crawl tube, as does Bob when he tries to rescue her. 
18:30A.N.T. Farm PatANT Pending Olive and Fletcher have an innovative idea - a massaging backpack! At first they don't tell Chyna, and pretend they're dating when she asks why they spend so much time together. 
18:55Good Luck Charlie Baby's New Shoes Teddy joins the school's news team, and discovers the best news story will win an internship on the local paper. She decides to write about corruption at the local cinema. 
19:20My Babysitter's A Vampire The Date to End all Dates - Part One: While Benny and Rory hunt for the Lucifractor, which could kill every Whitechapel vampire, Ethan is worried about making his first date with Sarah perfect! New. 
19:45Shake It Up Embarrass It Up Cece embarrasses herself on live TV, by passing gas. Rocky sneezes on TV and she gets embarrassed too. Flynn and Ty make fun of them after seeing these incidents happen. 
20:10Good Luck Charlie Charlie Shakes It Up Teddy and Amy end up on the set of Shake It Up, being mistaken for hip hop duo The Duncan Sisters. Rocky and CeCe help design a dance number, with Charlie in the finale. 
20:35Good Luck Charlie Teddy on Ice Amy and Bob try to find out how Charlie learned a bad word. Teddy goes to Ivy's family's lakeside cabin. She soon learns it's an ice fishing hut where they spend a cramped weekend. 
21:00Wizards Of Waverly Place Fashion Week Harper gets an internship to a famous designer during fashion week, but she ruins his creation and must find a solution. Justin is surrounded by famous models like Cindi Crawford. 
21:25Wizards Of Waverly Place The Good, the Bad and the Alex Alex learns Stevie's brother hasn't spoken to her since she won the competition. They visit him and learn Stevie is plotting to destroy the wizard power source. 
21:50How To Be Indie How to make the perfect moment: Indie plans the perfect date with Aiden, but using a programme AJ developed almost leads to disaster. Marlon plans a charity Zombie walk and scares everyone. New. 
22:15My Babysitter's A Vampire The Date to End all Dates - Part One: While Benny and Rory hunt for the Lucifractor, which could kill every Whitechapel vampire, Ethan is worried about making his first date with Sarah perfect! New. 
22:40Hannah Montana You Give Lunch a Bad Name Dad's away at a reunion for his band, leaving Miley and Jackson to play until Grandma arrives. When she does, they are horrified when she gets a job at their school! 
23:05Hannah Montana What I Don't Like about You Hannah returns from making a movie and discovers Lilly and Oliver have been dating secretly. When they break up she needs all her diplomatic skills. 
23:30So Random! Episode 22 Up-and-coming American singer-songwriter Andy Grammer features in this latest episode of the Sonny with a Chance spin-off, which is packed with music and comic sketches. New. 
23:55Get The Look Episode 23 Electra shows fashion conscious viewers what to do with bows - Selena Gomez style. Gregg Sulkin demonstrates his urban cool look, and Electra paints old boots to look like CeCe's. 
00:00Disney Channel Preview Disney Channel is the home of Shake It Up, Wizards Of Waverly Place and The Suite Life of Zack On Deck and incredible original movies! 
06:00Austin & Ally World Records & Work Wreckers Ally accidentally hires her crush, Dallas, to work at Sonic Boom. He turns out to be useless at the job, but she's worried about firing him in case he hates her.