This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, October 17 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Glenn is out of hospital, and Grace finally puts her plan into action to manipulate Jay into killing Glenn. Meanwhile, Goldie offers to help Jesse plan a party for Glenn's birthday. 
06:30Hollyoaks The WAGs are celebrating that Glenn is finally out of their lives, or so they think. Joel pays Father Marcus a visit, and Liam surprises Jesse. 
07:00New Girl Kids Jess agrees to look after Russell's daughter Sarah while he is out of town, Cece is terrified she might be pregnant, and Nick has to defend his new relationship. (S1 Ep21/24) 
07:30New Girl Tomatoes Jess frets that her relationship with Russell isn't passionate enough. Feeling depressed, Nick devotes his energy to cultivating a vegetable garden on the roof. (S1 Ep22/24) 
08:00Baby Daddy She Said, Ben Said When Ben's first date with a new flame doesn't go well, Danny and Riley step in to help, but their assistance does more harm than good. (S5 Ep18/20) 
08:30Baby Daddy Condom Conundrum After their stash of contraceptives is accidentally damaged, Ben, Tucker and Danny panic because their girlfriends might be pregnant. (S5 Ep19/20) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Thanks But No Thanks Mel and Joe write thank you cards to everyone who sent them wedding gifts, and pretend to be delighted with a huge, ugly coffee maker. (S5 Ep7/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Face the Music Mel discovers that Joe used to be a member of a boy band in his youth, so she buys Dani a piano to foster her dreams of a musical career. (S5 Ep8/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Gyroscopic Collapse Amy is offered a fellowship at Princeton, Raj makes new living arrangements, and the guys' gyroscope project spins out of control. (S10 Ep23/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Long Distance Dissonance The gang worry when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is away working at Princeton. (S10 Ep24/24) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother The Magician's Code (Part 1/2): Lily goes into labour while Marshall is in Atlantic City with Barney, so Ted and Robin try to distract her from her painful contractions. (S7 Ep23/24) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother The Magician's Code (Part 2/2): Barney and Quinn take their first holiday together but get in trouble with airport security. Ted gets in touch with his ex-girlfriend Victoria. (S7 Ep24/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cheddar Santiago and Peralta house-sit for Captain Holt when he visits Kevin in Paris and mayhem ensues when Holt's beloved dog goes missing on their watch. (S3 Ep18/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Terry Kitties Jeffords enlists Peralta's help to solve a case from his past. Santiago invites herself to a competitive training exercise with Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep19/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Parking Spot Escalation When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Fish Guts Displacement Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Put a Ring on It Joe buys Mel a fake birthday gift to distract her from his big surprise: a unique wedding ring that he has had created especially for her. (S5 Ep19/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Game Night With Ryder home on leave from the Navy, Mel decides to organise a fun family game night, pitting herself and Joe against Lennox and Zander. (S5 Ep20/22) 
15:00Baby Daddy What's in the Box?! Danny and Ben are eager to find out the gender of Riley's baby, although she'd prefer it to be a surprise, but their quest creates mix-ups. (S6 Ep10/11) 
15:30Baby Daddy Daddy's Girl Riley's baby is due any time and she is under doctor's orders not to exert herself. Ben is upset when Emma begins to ask where her mother is. (S6 Ep11/11) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween IV On Halloween night, the squad members follow precinct tradition and compete for the title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius. (S4 Ep5/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Monster in the Closet When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad members try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago's careful direction. (S4 Ep6/22) 
17:00New Girl Menzies Jess increases the intensity of her job search, Schmidt begins a relationship with his attractive boss, and Nick gains wisdom from a taciturn new acquaintance. (S2 Ep7/25) 
17:30New Girl Parents Jess invites her divorced mother and father over for Thanksgiving dinner, hoping to reunite them with a Parent Trap-style plot, and she enlists Nick and Cece to help. (S2 Ep8/25) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Closet Reconfiguration When Howard and Bernadette get Sheldon to organise their untidy closet, Sheldon finds an unopened letter from Howard's long-absent father. (S6 Ep19/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Tenure Turbulence A tenured position becomes available at the university, and competition soon heats up when Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all apply for it. (S6 Ep20/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks It's Dee Dee and Rose's birthday. Diane and Tony have bought them both bikes, and Tegan promises to give her daughter the best birthday. Kim decides it's time for her to leave. 
19:30Young Sheldon A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom Sheldon struggles with newfound popularity after using statistics to aid the school football team. (S1 Ep5/22) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Empathy Optimization The gang plan a Sheldon-free weekend in Las Vegas after coping with his constant demands, rudeness and ingratitude when he was ill. (S9 Ep13/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Meemaw Materialization Sheldon is thrilled when his beloved grandmother 'Meemaw' comes to visit, but his excitement fades when she butts heads with Amy. (S9 Ep14/24) 
21:00New: Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Elle has her heart set on a classy wedding at Liverpool's iconic Liver Building. But Phil plans a big day to go down in history. Will his scheme turn out a wreck? (Ep10) 
22:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Chloe Sims pours her heart out in an emotional catch-up with the agents. Vas J Morgan dates talkative Mancunian Josh, and Sam Craske has an awkward encounter. (S5 Ep4/20) 
23:05New: Married at First Sight USA Brand new series - Love Languages: The couples are living together and becoming intimate. They explore their fantasies in an effort to grow closer but one date goes horribly wrong. (S6 Ep8) 
00:10The Big Bang Theory The Rhinitis Revelation Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6/24) 
00:40The Big Bang Theory The Good Guy Fluctuation Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7/24) 
01:10Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Chloe Sims pours her heart out in an emotional catch-up with the agents. Vas J Morgan dates talkative Mancunian Josh, and Sam Craske has an awkward encounter. (S5 Ep4/20) 
02:10Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Elle has her heart set on a classy wedding at Liverpool's iconic Liver Building. But Phil plans a big day to go down in history. Will his scheme turn out a wreck? (Ep10) 
03:05Married at First Sight USA Brand new series - Love Languages: The couples are living together and becoming intimate. They explore their fantasies in an effort to grow closer but one date goes horribly wrong. (S6 Ep8) 
03:55How I Met Your Mother The Magician's Code (Part 1/2): Lily goes into labour while Marshall is in Atlantic City with Barney, so Ted and Robin try to distract her from her painful contractions. (S7 Ep23/24) 
04:15How I Met Your Mother The Magician's Code (Part 2/2): Barney and Quinn take their first holiday together but get in trouble with airport security. Ted gets in touch with his ex-girlfriend Victoria. (S7 Ep24/24) 
04:40The Big Bang Theory The Gyroscopic Collapse Amy is offered a fellowship at Princeton, Raj makes new living arrangements, and the guys' gyroscope project spins out of control. (S10 Ep23/24) 
05:00The Big Bang Theory The Long Distance Dissonance The gang worry when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is away working at Princeton. (S10 Ep24/24) 
06:00Hollyoaks The WAGs are celebrating that Glenn is finally out of their lives, or so they think. Joel pays Father Marcus a visit, and Liam surprises Jesse.