This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, July 19 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Sienna is on a mission to get what is hers. Cindy realises Liam's true intentions. And Sadie returns with a demand for Liam. Also, Dr Levi wants Maxine to be his patient again. 
06:30Hollyoaks Maxine feels like no one is on her side after discovering what Grace said behind her back. Harry begs Sadie to stay. And Tony makes a shocking discovery. 
07:00Rules of Engagement A Visit from Fay Jennifer discovers some alarming things about Adam's mum. Jeff and Audrey are forced to entertain themselves when their TV stops working. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Time Share Adam and Jennifer agree to go away with Jeff and Audrey, even though they must sit through a timeshare sales pitch in order to get a deal on the trip. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother The Rebound Girl Ted and Barney plan to adopt a child together because as men they feel they understand each other better than a man and a woman ever could. (S7 Ep11/24) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother The Burning Beekeeper Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party at which Lily's father Mickey causes consternation by admitting he is keeping bees in the basement. (S7 Ep15/24) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Right Time, Right Place When Mel's friend Carrie calls off her wedding, Mel wonders if she should keep the flowers, catering and venue for her and Joe to use instead. (S4 Ep16/21) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Don't Look Back in Anger When Mel and Joe meet with their minister to discuss their relationship, they try a little too hard to prove to him that everything is perfect. (S4 Ep17/21) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Comic-Con Conundrum Cut off from his father's fortune, Raj appoints Sheldon to organise his finances. Penny considers joining the guys at Comic-Con. (S10 Ep17/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Escape Hatch Identification Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj when he's forced to move out of his flat, leading to unexpected conflict. (S10 Ep18/24) 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Game Night Diaz begs Peralta to help her break some big news to her parents, but her plan's thrown off track when Mr and Mrs Diaz jump to the wrong conclusion. (S5 Ep10/22) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Favor Mobster Seamus Murphy returns to redeem the favour Holt owes him for helping to get Diaz and Peralta out of jail, so the team search for a loophole. (S5 Ep11/22) 
12:00Young Sheldon A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens When Mary's usually robust religious faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally. (S2 Ep3/22) 
12:30Young Sheldon A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce George Sr asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary but the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide at Tam's house. (S2 Ep4/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Irish Pub Formulation A visit from Raj's sister Priya creates tension among the guys, especially when Leonard asks Sheldon to conceal his romantic past with her. (S4 Ep6/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Apology Insufficiency Leonard thinks his dating problems are due to lack of confidence and vows to be self-assured around attractive females. Howard is called by the FBI. (S4 Ep7/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Let's Get It Started Joe wants Mel to stop using birth control so they can start a family, but she's unsure about whether she's ready for the responsibility. (S5 Ep5/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Failure to Communicate The family gathers around the laptop to video chat with Ryder in New Orleans on his 18th birthday, but the computer suddenly crashes. (S5 Ep6/22) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bachelor/ette Party Boyle organises an elaborate scavenger hunt for Peralta's bachelor party, but the guys take short cuts that throw the event into disarray. (S5 Ep19/22) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Show Me Going The squad worry about Diaz when she responds to an active shooter alert, but they are told to remain at the precinct building and can't help her. (S5 Ep20/22) 
16:00black-ish 40 Acres and a Vote When Andre Jr decides to run for class president at school, Dre steps in to become his campaign manager and help him appeal to the masses. (S3 Ep3/24) 
16:30black-ish Who's Afraid of the Big Black Man? After a work situation arises, Dre's views on how black people are perceived, compared with when he grew up, are challenged. (S3 Ep4/24) 
17:00Young Sheldon A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. (S2 Ep13/22) 
17:30Young Sheldon David, Goliath and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Missy steals Meemaw's make-up. (S2 Ep14/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Cohabitation Formulation Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. Leonard rekindles his relationship with Priya. (S4 Ep16/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Toast Derivation A surprised Sheldon is disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him. (S4 Ep17/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks It's the first day of summer, and the McQueens are celebrating with a BBQ outside The Dog. Tom's Turtles opens, Harry feels out of options, and more of Sienna's plan is revealed. 
19:30New: School of Rock Brand new series - We're Not Gonna Take It: Zack's father catches him playing electric guitar at home and moves him to another class, causing the other kids and Dewey to rebel. (S1 Ep5/12) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Raiders Minimization Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Workplace Proximity Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that this will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5/24) 
21:00Die Hard 2 Film (1990) Thriller. Cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) is in trouble at Washington's Dulles Airport, where an ex-CIA renegade plans to free a South American drugs baron. Violence/strong language. 
23:25New: Rick and Morty [adult swim] Brand new series - Pickle Rick: Rick turns himself into a pickle in one of his crazy experiments, while Beth, Summer and Morty attend family therapy sessions. (S3 Ep3/10) 
00:00Robot Chicken: Star Wars I... ...(adult swim): May the Fourth Be with You: The disturbance in the force gets even more disturbing as Robot Chicken gives Star Wars the twisted pop-culture-parody treatment. 
00:35Rick and Morty [adult swim] Auto Erotic Assimilation On one of their jaunts, Rick, Morty and Summer encounter a spaceship that has been attacked and taken over by an assimilating hive mind named Unity. (S2 Ep3/10) 
01:05The Big Bang Theory The Line Substitution Solution Sheldon pays Stuart to spend the afternoon shopping with Amy so that he can queue up to see a special film screening instead. (S9 Ep23/24) 
01:30The Big Bang Theory The Convergence Convergence Conflict arises when Leonard's recently divorced parents and Sheldon's devoutly religious mother are all in town at the same time. (S9 Ep24/24) 
01:55Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Fugitive (Part 1/2): When a prison van crashes, a mass escape of convicts takes place and the entire squad must go on a manhunt to track them down. (S4 Ep11/22) 
02:20Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Fugitive (Part 2/2): Only one escaped prisoner remains on the loose but Peralta is forced to enlist a surprising ally in order to apprehend him. (S4 Ep12/22) 
02:458 Out of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts as Aisling Bea, Ant Middleton and Katherine Ryan face Rob Beckett, Kerry Howard and new comic Ola in the comedy panel show. (S20 Ep9) 
03:25The Big Bang Theory The Comic-Con Conundrum Cut off from his father's fortune, Raj appoints Sheldon to organise his finances. Penny considers joining the guys at Comic-Con. (S10 Ep17/24) 
03:45The Big Bang Theory The Escape Hatch Identification Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj when he's forced to move out of his flat, leading to unexpected conflict. (S10 Ep18/24) 
04:05Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Fugitive (Part 1/2): When a prison van crashes, a mass escape of convicts takes place and the entire squad must go on a manhunt to track them down. (S4 Ep11/22) 
04:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Fugitive (Part 2/2): Only one escaped prisoner remains on the loose but Peralta is forced to enlist a surprising ally in order to apprehend him. (S4 Ep12/22) 
04:50How I Met Your Mother The Rebound Girl Ted and Barney plan to adopt a child together because as men they feel they understand each other better than a man and a woman ever could. (S7 Ep11/24) 
05:15How I Met Your Mother The Burning Beekeeper Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party at which Lily's father Mickey causes consternation by admitting he is keeping bees in the basement. (S7 Ep15/24) 
06:00The Crystal Maze The London Girls have self-belief, attitude and quick wits and they'll need all of that in their aim to conquer the Maze. Will Richard Ayoade be able to control the kamikaze bunch? (S5 Ep2)