This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, August 14 2018

06:00Animal 999 Inspector Fiona Mackenzie is in Aberdeenshire to pick up a Staffordshire bull terrier whose owners are struggling to cope. Thankfully the future is very bright for Dexter. (S5, ep 9) Also in HD 
06:30Animal 999 Ardgowan Fishery Senior Inspector Billy Linton is called out to a fishery business where there's been a complaint about the way the owner is looking after his dogs. (S5, ep 10) Also in HD 
07:00Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 1) 
07:30Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 2) 
08:00Meerkat Manor The Godmother The Whiskers welcome Flower's latest litter to the group - but for Mozart and her unborn pups, their arrival could have devastating consequences. (S2, ep 12) 
08:30Meerkat Manor The Quiet Fields Mozart tends to her new pups alone, while the Commandos force a confrontation with the Whiskers. (S2, ep 13) 
09:00Animal 999 Inspector Fiona Mackenzie is in Aberdeenshire to pick up a Staffordshire bull terrier whose owners are struggling to cope. Thankfully the future is very bright for Dexter. (S5, ep 9) Also in HD 
09:30Animal 999 Ardgowan Fishery Senior Inspector Billy Linton is called out to a fishery business where there's been a complaint about the way the owner is looking after his dogs. (S5, ep 10) Also in HD 
10:00Modern Family Little Bo Bleep Mitch and Cam flap when Lily says her first expletive, and Claire locks horns with Duane Bailey (David Cross) in a televised debate. Implied strong language. (S3, ep 13) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family Me? Jealous?: While Phil is preoccupied with impressing a prospective client, Jay and Gloria open their home to Mitch and Cam. Greg Kinnear guests. Mild sexual references. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD 
11:00MacGyver Ruler An overseas mission goes wrong when Mac and the team are blamed for a terrorist bombing. Can they avoid authorities for long enough to clear their name? (S1, ep 17) Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Aloha Ke Kahi I Ke Kahi (We Need Each Other): Season four kicks off with a kidnapping plot that pushes McGarrett to the very limit. Chi McBride guest stars. (S4, ep 1) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 A'ale Ma'a Wau (Fish Out of Water): The team cross paths with a Texas Ranger desperately trying to find his missing daughter. Tim Daly guest stars. (S4, ep 2) Also in HD 
14:00NCIS: Los Angeles High-Value Target While investigating the theft of a radioactive chemical from local hospitals, the team struggles to identify a mole in the organisation. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Belly of the Beast The team travels to Syria to capture a high-value target, but the mission quickly goes awry. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
16:00The Simpsons A Milhouse Divided When Milhouse's parents are granted a divorce, Homer grows convinced that his own marriage is in jeopardy. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
16:30The Simpsons Hurricane Neddy Ned Flanders suffers a crisis of faith after his home is destroyed by a hurricane. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons The Seven-Beer Snitch Marge thinks a concert hall will change Springfield's 'hick town' image. But nobody bites. Soon, it becomes a prison and Homer is banged up... (S16, ep 14) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Insane In The Mainframe When Fry and Bender are mistaken for bank robbers, they are sentenced to time in an insane asylum for robots. (S3, ep 12) 
18:00Futurama Bendin' In The Wind: A blast from the past as Fry and Bender salvage a vintage Volkswagen bus from the turbulent 1960s and return it to its tie-dyed glory. Guest starring Beck. (S3, ep 13) 
18:30The Simpsons A Star is Born American Idol winner Fantasia guest stars as Lisa's rival in a singing competition. Will Homer's songwriting make or break Lisa? (S16, ep 18) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Thank God it's Doomsday Homer's convinced the end is nigh. He drags the town out into the desert to meet their maker, but will God actually show up? (S16, ep 19) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Home Away from Homer When Flanders' lodgers bring shame upon the house, he ups sticks. Only then does Homer realise you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. (S16, ep 20) Also in HD 
20:00Freddie Down Under Freddie and Rob get a taste of toad racing in Darwin and come face to face with a croc. Plus, can they survive a night in one of Australia's most notorious jails? (4 of 6) Also in HD 
21:00Mission: Impossible III Film Can retired super spy Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) defeat an arms dealer without his new lady finding out his secret past? Strong language/violence/flashing images. (2006)(121 mins) Also in HD 
23:20New: Equalizer 2: Special Alex Zane visits the set of The Equalizer 2 for a special, behind-the-scenes look at the all-action sequel, which sees Denzel Washington return to deliver more unflinching justice. Also in HD 
00:20A League Of Their Own Footballer Ashley Cole, Mighty Boosh star Noel Fielding and comedian Aisling Bea join James Corden, Jack Whitehall, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp. (S10, ep 2) Also in HD 
01:20Hawaii Five-0 Ho'opio (To Take Captive): The team investigate when the body of a teenage girl who disappeared 10 years earlier is discovered in the woods. (S3, ep 22) Also in HD 
02:10Hawaii Five-0 Aloha. Malama Pono (Farewell And Take Care): The hit US crime drama reaches its third season finale. Kono goes on the run, while McGarrett visits nemesis Wo Fat in prison. (S3, ep 24) Also in HD 
03:05NCIS: Los Angeles Where There's Smoke... Sam and Callen go undercover as firefighters when secret files about suspected terrorists are stolen from the scene of a blaze. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD 
04:00Animal 999 Inspector Fiona Mackenzie is in Aberdeenshire to pick up a Staffordshire bull terrier whose owners are struggling to cope. Thankfully the future is very bright for Dexter. (S5, ep 9) Also in HD 
04:30Animal 999 Ardgowan Fishery Senior Inspector Billy Linton is called out to a fishery business where there's been a complaint about the way the owner is looking after his dogs. (S5, ep 10) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama Insane In The Mainframe When Fry and Bender are mistaken for bank robbers, they are sentenced to time in an insane asylum for robots. (S3, ep 12) 
05:30Futurama Bendin' In The Wind: A blast from the past as Fry and Bender salvage a vintage Volkswagen bus from the turbulent 1960s and return it to its tie-dyed glory. Guest starring Beck. (S3, ep 13) 
06:00Animal 999 Oiled Gull Animal Rescue Officer Jan Toraman is called out to a leather factory near Glasgow and a gull is stranded on a riverbank covered in some sort of oil. (S5, ep 11) Also in HD