This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, December 10 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers Full Bars The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) 
06:25Bob's Burgers Mutiny on the Windbreaker The Belchers are shanghaied on a cruise ship when the captain requests Bob to be his personal chef. Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet. (S3, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Are We There Yet? The Staycation Episode When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever. (S3, E01) 
09:30Are We There Yet? The Thief Episode Nick refuses to give Lindsey money for a concert, so Lindsey resorts to stealing sixty dollars from Gigi's purse - but Gigi discovers the missing money... (S3, E02) 
10:00Bob's Burgers An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Deepening In this parody of Jaws, Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie. Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety. (S3, E06) 
11:00Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
11:30Friends The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
12:00The Middle Thank You For Not Kissing Dr. Fulton calls Frankie and Mike into his office to inform them that Brick and Cindy have been making out all over school. (S9, E18) 
12:30The Middle Bat Out of Heck Axl is fed up of Mike telling him how to run his life, Sue is determined to win a prestigious hotel scholarship; and Frankie sees something flying through the house. (S9, E19) 
13:00The Middle Great Heckspectations Frankie has to force Brick into asking Cindy to the high school prom; Lexie talks Axl into giving Sue a birthday present; and Mike struggles with the new TV remote. (S9, E20) 
13:30The Middle The Royal Flush In an attempt to get Frankie the best Mother's Day gift ever, Sue and Brick enter a competition to win a trip for two to London for the upcoming royal wedding. (S9, E21) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Sideshow' Jim Klimek, 'Cat-Face Shirt' Amanda Hayes, and Taylor 'The Tailor' Dixon. (S6, E09) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Balls Ups Get your gameface on as Greg James takes us through the funniest sporting virals. So warm yourself up for dizzy batsmen, football fails, gym disasters, and loads of brilliant balls ups. (S3, E12) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Families Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos ever. From goofy grandparents to disastrous dads to mothers who definitely don't know best. (S3, E13) 
16:00The Middle The Royal Flush In an attempt to get Frankie the best Mother's Day gift ever, Sue and Brick enter a competition to win a trip for two to London for the upcoming royal wedding. (S9, E21) 
16:30The Middle Split Decision Now that Frankie knows Axl was offered a job in Denver, she makes it her mission to sway him from taking it and moving away. (S9, E22) 
17:00The Middle The daily mishaps of a married woman and her semi-dysfunctional family and their attempts to survive life in general, in the city of Orson, Indiana. 
17:35The Middle The daily mishaps of a married woman and her semi-dysfunctional family and their attempts to survive life in general, in the city of Orson, Indiana. 
18:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Get a Job Hillary's talk show is looking for an assistant. Will and Carlton fight over who gets the job. A famous star, Maurice (Chris Rock) visits their mansion to discuss doing the show. (S6, E02) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Stress Related Will, in his new job on Hillary's show, over medicates an ill Hillary and has to try and protect her chances at getting a new sponsor. Meanwhile, Carlton awaits a phone call. (S6, E03) 
21:00Impractical Jokers Christmas Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Holiday Party Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr host a festive shindig. Join them for bonus footage, behind-the-scenes banter, and special gifts. 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years Pee High levels of pee in the pool cause a disaster which ruins the day for the boys, Kyle especially. Eric's xenophobia pops up again when he believes himself "the last of his species". (S13, E14) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years Sexual Healing Kyle and Butters find themselves in the midst of America's most famous whilst in treatment for sex addiction. Cartman and Stan are glued to the violent new Tiger Woods game. (S14, E01) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs Butters gets the blame, and then the glory, after the boys write a book intended to be horribly rude but which is hailed as genius. Murder is the answer! (S14, E02) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years Medicinal Fried Chicken Cartman is furious to find that his favourite restaurant has been turned into a medical marijuana dispensary. Randy is less disappointed. (S14, E03) 
00:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks jellyfish stings and brotherly love. His guests are Bridget Christie and Ivo Graham. (S2, E05) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks racial tension and lady wrestling; plus answers questions on Youtubers and tickling chickens. His guests are Johnny Pelham and Seann Walsh. (S2, E06) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; giant pandas, butt cancer, an Australian mile high club, and a lion beauty therapist. (S6, E01) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; why the Titanic sunk, a West Country ghost, proper toilet use, and drunken Bohemian Rhapsody in Canada! (S6, E02) 
02:55Chris Ramsey At The Comedy Store Chris Ramsey introduces the very best comedy talent from the legendary Comedy Store in London. This week it's Larry Dean, Nathan Caton, and Isy Suttie. (S4, E01) 
03:20Workaholics Party Gawds The guys become party gods after an energy drink company starts paying them to throw ragers. Last ever episode in the series! (S7, E10) 
03:45The Chris Ramsey Show Chris invites Carl Hutchinson and Nish Kumar into his basement for games, challenges and general banter. This week on the train, Chris tries to make dinner for Pussy Cat Doll Ashley Roberts. (S1, E06) 
04:05Nathan For You Dumb Starbucks Nathan makes use of parody law to open up a coffee shop nearly identical to Starbucks in its branding and appearance. (S2, E05) 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Sideshow' Jim Klimek, 'Cat-Face Shirt' Amanda Hayes, and Taylor 'The Tailor' Dixon. (S6, E09) 
05:15Bob's Burgers An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
05:35Bob's Burgers The Deepening In this parody of Jaws, Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie. Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety. (S3, E06) 
06:00Bob's Burgers Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks When Tina accidentally totals the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in insurance fraud. (S3, E07)