This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, August 14 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Bite Flight Wing-Man Bonnie Heather and Tim finally find another couple they actually like to socialise with, but Sophia and their son don't hit it off. (S1, E12) 
06:25Life In Pieces Party Lobster Gym Sale Greg joins Colleen's gym and goes overboard gearing up to work out. Tyler and Samantha throw a party while Heather and Tim are away for the weekend. (S1, E13) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Flashback While Hal worries and argues with Lois over the possibility of her being pregnant again, the two look back at the memories of their children's births. Season finale. (S2, E25) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Houseboat The family takes a vacation with the Kenarbans, sharing a houseboat. And while Steve's parents are caught in a fight, Malcolm is stuck with Hal fishing. (S3, E01) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Into the Mild When Bob discovers that an outdoor specialty store is going out of business, he tries to live his dream of being an outdoorsman. (S7, E22) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must participate in a harrowing race. (S1, E12) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Find out which famed actor the guys wanted as the voice of "Impractical Jokers'' and Sal's toughest punishment. (S1, E13) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with pop-up facts throughout. This episode features the joker infamous for accidentally destroying things on set and Murr's crotch gets a massage in a deleted scene. (S1, E14) 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E15) 
13:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
13:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
14:00Friends The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
14:30Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
15:00The Middle Wheel of Pain While Frankie and Mike are out; Axl, Sue, and Brick are involved in breaking a window. They decide to lie that someone else did it. But Frankie and Mike don't believe them... (S4, E17) 
15:30The Middle The Name Frankie's sister Janet comes to help around the house while Frankie studies, Sue decides to change her middle name, and Axl gets competition for Cassidy from her ex-boyfriend. (S4, E18) 
16:00The Middle The Bachelor Disappointed with the finale of The Bachelor, Frankie mopes for days. When Sue joins the school's tennis team, Mike encourages her not to compliment her opponents. (S4, E19) 
16:30The Middle Dollar Days Frankie gets discouraged while looking for a new job, Axl reaches his breaking point with Sue and Darrin, and Mike has a campout with Brick's new scout group. (S4, E20) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Flashback While Hal worries and argues with Lois over the possibility of her being pregnant again, the two look back at the memories of their children's births. Season finale. (S2, E25) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Houseboat The family takes a vacation with the Kenarbans, sharing a houseboat. And while Steve's parents are caught in a fight, Malcolm is stuck with Hal fishing. (S3, E01) 
18:00Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Into the Mild When Bob discovers that an outdoor specialty store is going out of business, he tries to live his dream of being an outdoorsman. (S7, E22) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with pop-up facts throughout. This episode features the joker infamous for accidentally destroying things on set and Murr's crotch gets a massage in a deleted scene. (S1, E14) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E15) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Community Action Jazz stays at the Banks house but abuses their hospitality. Hilary must do community service at the clinic after going to court for parking tickets. (S2, E17) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ill Will Will fears the scalpel when he enters the hospital for a tonsillectomy, while the family fears a steamy exposé when Geoffrey begins to write his memoirs. (S2, E18) 
21:00Chris Ramsey Live: All Growed Up Join Chris as he explores growing up, getting older, taking responsibility and all of the other terrifying realisations that come with being dragged kicking and screaming into modern adulthood. 
22:00South Park: Season 6 Bebe's B**bs Destroy Society Returning from school break, all the boys notice something different about Bebe... out comes the primitive man as they fight to see who'll play with her! (S6, E10) 
22:30South Park: Season 6 Child Abduction Is Not Funny With the media awash with moral panics, the parents of South Park take things too far to protect their offspring - 'The Great Wall of South Park' is born! (S6, E11) 
23:00South Park: Season 6 A Ladder To Heaven The boys break into the McKormick house to try and find a winning ticket. Whilst there Cartman mistakenly drinks Kenny's ashes and starts to have some strange visions... (S6, E12) 
23:30Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Honour Killings After Jeff inadvertently murders an alien on the planet Azuria, he is forced to kill a human on Earth in order to prevent an intergalactic war. Adult animation. (S1, E01) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin': Cleveland and Rallo bond through "mutton bustin'," but Rallo soon runs away with his sheep when he learns about his sheep's ultimate fate. (S2, E10) 
00:30The Cleveland Show How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta? Cleveland and Donna argue over their individual parenting skills, so Donna leaves for the weekend so that he can take care of Roberta by himself. (S2, E11) 
01:00RuPaul's Drag Race The queens must perform in an epic cheer battle, Lisa Kudrow visits, and the B-52's guest judge. (S9, E02) 
01:55RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! After cheering each other through possibly the most physical challenge in Drag Race herstory, the queens untuck and discuss the judges' opinions of their looks and performances. (S9, E02) 
02:30Joel Dommett At Soho Theatre Live Joel Dommett takes to the stage, discussing the fails and mishaps of his dating life, the infamous catfishing scandal and the pranks he used to play on his Grandad. 
02:55The Alternative Comedy Experience Award winning comedian Kevin Eldon shares tonight's bill with performance poet Paul Hamilton, Trevor Lock, Paul Foot, and superbly funny science nerd Helen Arney. Backstage interviews by Stewart Lee. 
03:20The Alternative Comedy Experience Tonight Maeve Higgins, Josie Long, Bridget Christie, Helen Keen, and Helen Arney conspire in the first ever all-female stand up show on TV, ruined only by backstage interviews with man Stewart Lee. 
03:45The Alternative Comedy Experience On tonight's bill Robin Ince is joined by David O'Doherty, Josie Long, Isy Suttie, Helen Keen, and Mr Browns Boys No1 fan Michael Legge. Backstage interviews conducted by old comedian Stewart Lee. 
04:10TripTank A Chinese man looks for an American mail-order bride, two piñatas come to a terrifying realization, and Bethiffer goes shopping for lingerie. Adult animated sketch show. (S1, E06) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Into the Mild When Bob discovers that an outdoor specialty store is going out of business, he tries to live his dream of being an outdoorsman. (S7, E22) 
05:15The Middle Wheel of Pain While Frankie and Mike are out; Axl, Sue, and Brick are involved in breaking a window. They decide to lie that someone else did it. But Frankie and Mike don't believe them... (S4, E17) 
05:35The Middle The Name Frankie's sister Janet comes to help around the house while Frankie studies, Sue decides to change her middle name, and Axl gets competition for Cassidy from her ex-boyfriend. (S4, E18) 
06:00Life In Pieces Will Trash Book Spa When Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage, the afternoon doesn't turn out to be as relaxing as they expected. (S1, E14)