This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, August 7 2020

06:00Naughty Toddlers Caught On Camera Let's celebrate the humans who are guaranteed to make us grin - toddlers. From tears and tantrum to those who just make you laugh out loud. (S1, E05) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course. This family episode features the 'Flying Hawaiians' Kainoa & Juliann Kahai and 'Cop and Attitude' Tony Juarez & Marie Ramirez. (S3, E12) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed obstacle course. This episode features 'Totally Inappropriate!' Viviana Landeros, Charlie 'Dr. Disco' Gray, and Ken 'The Mimic' Wade. (S3, E13) 
11:00Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
11:30Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
12:00Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
12:30Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
12:55Bob's Burgers Secret Admiral-irer Tina volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge, where her ideas of love and romance are tested. Meanwhile, Bob makes some new friends. (S6, E18) 
13:25Bob's Burgers Glued, Where's My Bob? Gene, Louise, and Tina's goop war causes Bob to end up in a sticky situation, where he learns that a journalist is coming to the restaurant to do a story on it. (S6, E19) 
13:50Bob's Burgers Flu-ousie Louise comes down with the flu and falls into an epic fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and wild adventures. (S7, E01) 
14:20Bob's Burgers Sea Me Now Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a mobile phone. (S7, E02) 
14:45Bob's Burgers Teen-a-Witch When Tammy steals her idea for winning the annual Halloween costume contest, Tina turns to witchcraft. (S7, E03) 
15:10The King of Queens Patron's Ain't Doug and Carrie donate enough money to Kirby's school library to become one of its patrons. However, a series of misunderstandings lead Doug and Carrie into shenanigans. (S4, E22) 
15:40The King of Queens Eddie Money Doug takes a $100 from his and Carrie's savings stash to bet on boxing. When he & Deacon win big, they hide the winnings from their wives by blowing the entire amount in a day. (S4, E23) 
16:05The King of Queens Two Thirty Doug suspects that his dentist Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) is purposely hurting him during his visits because the dentist once had a thing for Carrie. (S4, E24) 
16:35The King of Queens Shrink Wrap Arthur is taken to a therapist (William Hurt). It is revealed that Arthur's problems stem from his own father (played by his son Ben Stiller). Season finale. (S4, E25) 
17:00The Middle Ovary and Out When Frankie finds out that she can't have any more children, Mike tries to cheer her up by borrowing Diedre's infant and putting some perspective on being an older parent. (S8, E13) 
17:30The Middle Sorry Not Sorry Brick witnesses Mike and Frankie fighting under stress when the pipes in the basement suddenly burst. He asks Sue and Axl to give their parents an intervention. (S8, E14) 
18:00The Middle Dental Hijinks Mike does all he can to avoid getting a tooth problem fixed, which includes a series of lies to keep Frankie at bay. Sue decides to pursue Tyler, the golf cart guy on campus. (S8, E15) 
18:30The Middle Swing and A Miss Lexie spends Spring Break with the Hecks and confesses to Sue that she has a crush on Axl. The quarry softball team is on a losing streak, so Mike hires a ringer. (S8, E16) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Italy (1): For Marie's birthday, the family goes to Italy. But Ray gets a cold and becomes miserable and Robert finds the woman of his dreams. But first he has to get past her father. (S5, E01) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Italy (2): Stefania's father dislikes Robert, and orders him to stay away from her. Ray has finally gotten in the swing of the holiday, and gets romantic with Debra. (S5, E02) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Wallpaper Marie drives Frank's car backwards through Ray's front door, crushing the house. Debra is mad and insists that Frank pay to repair everything that was damaged. (S5, E03) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond Meant To Be Robert has been seeing his ex-wife Joanne, so now with her, Amy and Stefania, three women are interested in Robert. Ray and Frank tell him he has to choose. Who will he pick? (S5, E04) 
21:00The Cleveland Show A Cleveland Brown Christmas Cleveland gets drunk as a Santa Claus and shatters Rallo's Christmas by telling him that his biological father is a deadbeat. (S1, E09) 
21:30The Cleveland Show Field of Streams Cleveland convinces Junior to play for the high school baseball team, but can't hide his embarrassment after he finds out that he is terrible. (S1, E10) 
22:00South Park: Sexual Feelings The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy to deliver a video to Butter's parents. (S6, E13) 
22:30South Park: Sexual Feelings Chicken-Lover When Barbrady calls the boys in to help solve the case of the notorious, perverted Chicken-Lover, Cartman gets a little carried away with his new-found 'authoritah'. (S2, E03) 
23:00South Park: Sexual Feelings Crème Fraiche Annoyed by Randy's perverse obsession with cookery shows, Stan enlists the help of Gordon Ramsay, while Sharon is increasingly drawn to her Shake Weight exercise equipment. (S14, E14) 
23:30South Park: Sexual Feelings Sexual Healing Kyle and Butters find themselves in the midst of America's most famous whilst in treatment for sex addiction. Cartman and Stan are glued to the violent new Tiger Woods game. (S14, E01) 
00:00Bob's Burgers: Latest Season Just the Trip Bob has to close the restaurant due to a leak and he reluctantly accompanies his family and Natalie the limo driver on a road trip. The mission? To deliver a depressed snake. (S10, E17) 
00:30Bob's Burgers: Latest Season Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap Tina attends her friend Josh's tap dance recital, and turns detective when he meets with a knee "accident". Gene & Louise compete to get a burger on the menu. (S10, E18) 
01:00Joe Lycett: That's the Way... ...A-Ha, A-Ha, Joe Lycett. Comedian and halloumi enthusiast Joe Lycett performs his Chortle Award-winning show; talking about his love for trolling, outweirding others, and his life in general. 
02:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
02:30Impractical Jokers: Uncensored Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
03:00Nathan For You Nathan attempts to secure an endorsement deal for a sporting-goods store, and an antique shop learns how to better utilize their "You break it, you buy it" policy. (S3, E03) 
03:20Nathan For You Nathan discovers he can allow smoking at a bar if he presents it as a "play" to an audience of two; Nathan stages a re-creation of the scenes as an actual performance. (S3, E04) 
03:45Younger A Kiss is Just a Kiss Liza drops Caitlin off at college and meets her roommate and the roommate's parents. Liza is having trouble in paradise after Charles, her boss kissed her. (S3, E01) 
04:10Younger The Marshmallow Experiment Liza's identity is under threat by Thad's laptop and Kelsey being exposed to the truth. A Silicon Valley billionaire invests in Empirical. (S3, E02) 
04:30South Park Hummels & Heroin Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates, but what does Stan's grandpa and his old people's home have to do with it? (S21, E05) 
04:50South Park Sons a Witches When Randy and the other dads have their annual Halloween get-together, some spell-making creates all kinds of problems. Cartman reaches the end of his tether with Heidi. (S21, E06) 
05:15The Middle Hecking It Up Frankie is disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Super Bowl. Meanwhile, with the Donahues away, the Hecks use the Donahues' new car for their personal errands. (S3, E14) 
05:35The Middle Valentine's Day III Frankie decides to spend Valentine's Day with her friends and their spouses at a fancy restaurant, but Mike manages to mess up. Brick has to write a paper on love. (S3, E15) 
06:00Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07)