This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, October 17 2018

06:00Undateable My Hero Is Me Danny and Justin's relationships are going surprisingly well before Nicky drops a bombshell that turns everyone a bit 'banana-pants'. (S1, E05) 
06:20Undateable The Julius Effect Leslie's ex Julius is in town to sign their divorce papers but what she doesn't realise is that he's not the only one who has betrayed her. (S1, E08) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Halloween Reese and Malcolm find out that there was a murder in the house before they moved in; making Hal highly agitated. Meanwhile, Reese and Dewey take Jamie Trick or Treating. (S7, E04) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Jessica Stays Over Jessica (Hayden Panettiere) teaches Malcolm how to manipulate Lois, Reese prepares to mail himself to China, and Hal is terrorized by a bee. (S7, E05) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Flu-ousie Louise comes down with the flu and falls into an epic fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and wild adventures. (S7, E01) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Sea Me Now Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a mobile phone. (S7, E02) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
13:00Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
13:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Watch them brave the elements as they step on to a white, slippery and wintery wonderland. (S4, E02) 
15:00The Middle Royal Wedding The British Royal Wedding becomes Frankie's obsession, Meanwhile, the workers at Mike's quarry go on strike because he stops buying pretzels, and Brick helps Sue audition. (S2, E20) 
15:30The Middle Mother's Day II Mike and the kids present Frankie with the perfect Mother's Day gift - a day to herself. Frankie somehow gets none of the things done she had planned to at home. (S2, E21) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Flu-ousie Louise comes down with the flu and falls into an epic fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and wild adventures. (S7, E01) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Sea Me Now Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a mobile phone. (S7, E02) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Halloween Reese and Malcolm find out that there was a murder in the house before they moved in; making Hal highly agitated. Meanwhile, Reese and Dewey take Jamie Trick or Treating. (S7, E04) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Jessica Stays Over Jessica (Hayden Panettiere) teaches Malcolm how to manipulate Lois, Reese prepares to mail himself to China, and Hal is terrorized by a bee. (S7, E05) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air There's the Rub (Part 2): Phil and Will get arrested at the massage parlour because the girls try to give them more than a massage. Hilary and Carlton continue to volunteer at the shelter. (S6, E10) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Boxing Helena Will encounters a boxing instructor - who teaches him a thing or two about female boxers. Meanwhile, Carlton feels threatened by his personal trainer. (S6, E12) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; phone sex lines, a man stuck in a bin, squirrel cam, a sex toy mushroom, gay water, a beered up Bond and David Blaine. (S7, E03) 
22:00South Park: Season 13 Eat, Pray, Queef When a new Canadian show called The Queef Sisters starts a 'queefing' craze the men of South Park are disgusted by this new female craze and move to get it banned. (S13, E04) 
22:30South Park: Season 13 Fishsticks Jimmy is angry that Cartman tries to take credit for a joke he created that is now sweeping the nation. But an angry Kanye West just can't get his head around the punch line. (S13, E05) 
23:00South Park: Season 13 Pinewood Derby Randy and Stan somehow discover warp speed, allowing Earth to join the Galactic Federation of Planets, but will an alien gangster and his 'space cash' ruin everything? (S13, E06) 
23:30Brickleberry Amber Alert Ethel's role at the park is jeopardized when Woody hires a ditzy, yet attractive new ranger named Amber over a competent hunk. Meanwhile, Steve discovers a shocking secret. (S3, E10) 
00:00Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
00:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
01:00Gary And His Demons Still the One / Grundleman: After thirty years on the job as a demon hunter, Gary is looking forward to retirement. Then Gary and Hanley must battle with the mirror monster Grundleman. (S1, E01) 
01:30Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar go up against the rock lifters of Tahiti in a strongman competition, where the events include a fruit race and a dance off. (S2, E04) 
02:25Alan Carr: Yap Yap Yap No stranger to yap, Alan Carr yapped his way around the UK & Ireland. The BAFTA winning comedian, author and chat show supremo returns to his stand up roots with his hilarious take on life. Yap it up. 
03:20Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy apologises for everything she did wrong, directs a pizza commercial, and interviews a gigolo. (S3, E04) 
03:45Billy On The Street: Amy Poehler Billy Eichner tests the music and pop culture knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York. Games include: "Chipmunk or Huxtable" and "Hope for Haiti or Jumanji". Amy Poehler guests. (S3, E07) 
04:05Bordertown Drug Lord Bud unwittingly becomes drug kingpin Pablo Barracuda's inside man at the Border Station, as he competes to be richer and more successful than Ernesto. (S1, E07) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Flu-ousie Louise comes down with the flu and falls into an epic fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and wild adventures. (S7, E01) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Sea Me Now Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a mobile phone. (S7, E02) 
05:15The Middle Royal Wedding The British Royal Wedding becomes Frankie's obsession, Meanwhile, the workers at Mike's quarry go on strike because he stops buying pretzels, and Brick helps Sue audition. (S2, E20) 
05:35The Middle Mother's Day II Mike and the kids present Frankie with the perfect Mother's Day gift - a day to herself. Frankie somehow gets none of the things done she had planned to at home. (S2, E21) 
06:00Undateable Low Hanging Fruit When Danny realises he's in his longest ever relationship things start to fall apart. Meanwhile, Brett wants a nickname for his man part. (S1, E09)