This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, August 17 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Letting Go Kady gets a hamster (which Michael accidentally kills), and Claire develops a crush on a boy named Tony. Michael and Jay attempt to deal with the changes. (S2, E11) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Learning to Earn It Michael decides to teach the kids how to handle money due to their inability to spend their allowance wisely. He proposes that each kid comes up with their own business. (S2, E12 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets Committed Phil and Vivian organize a clean-up effort in the riot-torn remains of their old LA neighbourhood. Vivian acts strange all day, and she finally tells Phil the reason. (S3, E02) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air That's No Lady, That's My Cousin Philip and Vivian tell the family they are expecting a baby. Ashley wants to fit in at a new school so she dresses like the girls Will is interested in. (S3, E03) 
10:00Scrubs My Clean Break Commitment phobe J.D. wants to break up with Danni (guest star Tara Reid) but can't find the courage. Dr. Cox realizes that he is no longer frightening to his residents. (S3, E11) 
10:30Scrubs My Catalyst Sacred Heart is visited by Dr. Casey (guest star Michael J. Fox), a super doctor of sorts, who impress all with his extraordinary medical skills, and his severe O.C.D.! (S3, E12) 
11:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
11:35Friends: Season 9 The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
12:00Friends: Season 9 The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
13:05Gilmore Girls A Messenger, Nothing More With Lorelai & Rory's relationship still strained and unresolved, Lorelai takes on everything at the inn till Sookie convinces her to take some time off. (S5, E02) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
14:55Scrubs My Porcelain God Dr. Casey (Michael J. Fox) and J.D discover the toilet the Janitor installed on the roof. Dr. Kelso closes down a wing of the hospital but Dr. Cox and Carla fight back. (S3, E13) 
15:30Scrubs My Screw Up Dr. Cox is all smiles when Jordan's brother, Ben (Brendan Fraser), returns, but soon regrets forcing J.D. to focus all his attention on him. Carla has her eye on Turk's mole... (S3, E14) 
15:55Friends: Season 10 The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
16:30Friends: Season 10 The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
17:05Friends: Season 10 The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
17:35Friends: Season 10 The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
18:05Friends: Season 10 The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
18:35Friends: Season 10 The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
19:00Friends: Season 10 The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
20:00New: Will & Grace How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying Grace tries for her biggest job yet: decorating boutique hotels for an obnoxious mogul. Will is surprised at his reaction to making partner. (S9, E05) 
20:30New: Will & Grace Rosario's Quincea?era After Rosario passes away from a heart attack, Karen decides to throw the party for her that she never had. While Jack struggles to know how to be there for Karen. (S9, E06) 
21:00Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
22:00Peter Kay At The Comedy Store How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam in! There's more where that came from! Plus, taxi drivers, technology, Brits away and why we're a country of mimers in this epic Comedy Store from Mr Kay. 
22:30Micky Flanagan At The Comedy Store Mickey is stressed with life in the middle class and the amount of ketchup given in restaurants! Learn of his days as an international lover, dreams of being a van driver and more at the Comedy Store! 
23:00The Football Factory Film An insight into the gritty life of a bored Chelsea football hooligan (Danny Dyer) who lives for violence, sex, drugs, and alcohol. (2004) 
00:55Rick and Morty Lawnmower Dog Rick and Morty enter the dream of Morty's teacher, in an attempt to make him give Morty an "A" in maths. Rick gives Snuffles, the family dog, an intelligence-enhancing helmet. (S1, E02) 
01:30Rick and Morty Anatomy Park It's Christmas. Rick shrinks Morty, injecting him into a homeless man to save Anatomy Park. Jerry tries to have a Christmas free of electronic devices, but soon regrets this. (S1, E03) 
02:00Jeff & Some Aliens Jeff & Some Energy Trading Jeff uses an alien machine to trade life energy for luxury items that he uses to impress his girlfriend - but things soon spiral out of control. Adult animation. (S1, E02) 
02:30Brickleberry In Da Club Woody gets angry when a fancy country club turns him down but welcomes Denzel as a member. Meanwhile, Malloy balks at having his anal glands expressed - what could go wrong? (S3, E02) 
03:00South Park The Damned Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison (douche) goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton (turd). (S20, E03) 
03:25New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is D.L. Hughley; comedian and host of "The D.L. Hughley Show" , talking about his book "How Not to Get Shot: And Other Advice From White People." 
03:50The Jim Jefferies Show Jim recaps the alt-right's Unite the Right 2 rally, unpacks Donald Trump's chaotic presidency and responds to suggestions that he should stop talking about politics. (S2, E18) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Poker Hal finally gets an invitation to Abe's poker game, where he feels left out because he's the only amateur player. Malcolm clashes with Stevie for filming him in a homework assignment. (S3, E08) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Reese's Job Reese gets a job at a fast-food joint, Dewey tries to prove himself trustworthy with a goldfish, and Malcolm finds himself eclipsed by the newest, youngest Krelboyne. (S3, E09) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.