This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, December 9 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
08:35Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
09:00The Office (U.S.) The Job (Part 1): Michael decides to repel any advances that Jan makes towards him, but instantly changes his mind and gives her a second chance once he sees her with enhanced breasts. (S3, E24) 
09:30The Office (U.S.) The Job (Part 2): Jan decides to move in with a hesitant Michael, who now returns to his position as Scranton manager. Jim's interview goes well, until he finds a good-luck memento... (S3, E25) 
10:00The Office (U.S.) Fun Run (Part 1): After Michael hits Meredith with his car in the carpark of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, she learns she is infected with rabies. Angela asks Dwight to care for her sick cat. (S4, E01) 
10:30The Office (U.S.) Fun Run (Part 2): Feeling guilty about the incident with Meredith, Michael decides to host a "Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure". Who will win the race? (S4, E02) 
11:00The Office (U.S.) Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Part 1): Jim and Pam's relationship is outed after Toby files a PDA complaint. Ryan returns to the offices for the first time since his promotion. (S4, E03) 
11:30The Office (U.S.) Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Part 2): Michael, believing the personal touch is more important than technology, leaves with Dwight to present food gift baskets to seven former clients. (S4, E04) 
12:00The Tuxedo Film Jimmy Tong, A hapless chauffer, must take a comatose secret agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo. Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt star. (2002) 
14:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
14:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
15:00Friends ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
15:30Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
16:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
16:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
17:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
17:30Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
17:55Friends The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
18:25Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
18:55Ghostbusters Film After three scientists (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis) lose their jobs at a New York university, they decide to become "ghostbusters" to wage a battle with the supernatural for money. (1984) 
21:00Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Film When Lou (Rob Corddry), who has become the "father of the Internet", is shot by an unknown assailant, Nick (Craig Robinson) and Jacob fire up the time machine again to save their friend. (2015) 
22:50Impractical Jokers: Season 7 The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
23:20Impractical Jokers: Season 8 Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
23:50Impractical Jokers: Season 8 The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta gotta go. (S8, E04) 
00:20Impractical Jokers: Season 8 The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
00:50Key & Peele Two co-workers' game of "You've got something on your shirt" turns epic, a wedding guest and a DJ have differing opinions on old school music, and an MMA fighter takes trash talk too far. (S1, E06) 
01:20Nathan For You Nathan helps a nail salon overcome racial stereotypes while providing a service. Meanwhile, Nathan proves to the world, once and for all, that he is fun to hang out with. (S3, E06) 
01:50South Park The Ring To the amazement of the boys Kenny has a girlfriend, but they must face the might of Disney and its leader to free Kenny from the powers of his libido-squashing purity ring. (S13, E01) 
02:20South Park The 'C**n: By day he is Eric Cartman, a fat fourth-grader. By night, he is The C**n, a crime fighting vigilante dressed in a raccoon outfit, desperate for attention. But who is Mysterion? (S13, E02) 
02:55South Park Margaritaville In a riff on the story of Christ, Randy implores the town to stop angering the economy with rash purchases, but a young Jew, Kyle, challenges this orthodox teaching. (S13, E03) 
03:20The Cleveland Show Y Tu Junior Tambien When Junior starts dating a very attractive young lady named Cecelia, Cleveland gets green with envy because Junior's one-upped him and suspicious of her motives. (S3, E08) 
03:45The Cleveland Show There Goes El Neighbourhood After getting himself into several cultural misunderstandings with his new Latina neighbour, Cleveland attempts to make amends. (S3, E09) 
04:10Malcolm In The Middle Jessica Stays Over Jessica (Hayden Panettiere) teaches Malcolm how to manipulate Lois, Reese prepares to mail himself to China, and Hal is terrorized by a bee. (S7, E05) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Secret Boyfriend Malcolm gets involved in a complicated relationship with the secretly brainy Vicki (the hottest girl in school). Lois worries about what Reese will be doing in the future. (S7, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.