This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, July 19 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Hose Frankie once again gets on the bad side of an old nemesis, Sue discovers that her family is poor when she sees her dad's paycheque, and Brick learns about sex education. (S4, E05) 
08:35The Middle Halloween III - The Driving: The Hecks get quite the scare when Sue receives her learner's permit. Brick undergoes an unexpected transformation when he eats too much Halloween candy. (S4, E06) 
09:00The Middle The Safe Frankie begins dental hygienist school, Axl becomes attracted to his new tutor, and Sue and Brick find a new way to make money for the family. (S4, E07) 
09:30The Middle Thanksgiving IV Frankie's bickering parents come for Thanksgiving, Axl's football comeback may be postponed, Sue's mascot head is stolen, and Brick is fascinated by a new book. (S4, E08) 
10:00My Name Is Earl Randy's List Item When he wins on a Lottery ticket, Randy is immediately hit by a bike and the ticket blows away. He believes that was a message from karma, and he too should start a list. (S4, E17) 
10:30My Name Is Earl Friends with Benefits Earl visits Joy at her new Witness Protection location to return Mr. Turtle, and stays to help her make new friends. Randy makes a new "friend" while Earl is gone. (S4, E18) 
10:55Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
11:25Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
11:55Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
12:25Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
13:00Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
13:35Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
14:05Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
14:35Friends The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
15:00Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
15:35Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
16:00My Name Is Earl My Name is Alias Darnell's father (Danny Glover) arrives in Camden claiming he needs to make amends with his son. Earl and Randy smell trouble and go to warn Joy and Darnell. (S4, E19) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Chaz Dalton's Space Academy Earl makes up for ruining the space suit that Chaz Dalton wore in space. Meanwhile, Joy gets interested in the social networking website BuddyBook. (S4, E20) 
16:55Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
17:25Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
17:55Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
18:35Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
19:00Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
19:30Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
20:00Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
20:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a cat mayor, a drunk toddler, sandwich assault, sexist biros, Bieber fever, and cyber space kissing. (S7, E04) 
22:00The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include; Karl's Valentine's Day advice, interpreting Wittgenstein and the rights of fish. Stephen and Ricky explain Kafka's 'Metamorphosis,' and Karl ponders life as a beetle. (S1, E11) 
22:30The Ricky Gervais Show Stephen and Ricky have Karl complete the 'Inside the Actor's Studio' questionnaire, Karl ponders organ donation in light of the afterlife, and Stephen reads from Karl's Diary. (S1, E12) 
23:00South Park: 7 Deadly Sins The 'C**n: By day he is Eric Cartman, a fat fourth-grader. By night, he is The C**n, a crime fighting vigilante dressed in a raccoon outfit, desperate for attention. But who is Mysterion? (S13, E02) 
23:30South Park: 7 Deadly Sins The Hobbit While Wendy tries to expose the widespread Photoshop fakery of the female form, Kanye West tries to prove to the world his fiancée isn't a hobbit - will either succeed?!? (S17, E10) 
00:00New: Nathan For You Nathan helps William Heath, a Bill Gates impersonator from a previous episode, try to find his long-lost love... (S4, E06) 
01:00Amy Schumer Live: Mostly Sex Stuff Absolutely nothing is off limits for Amy Schumer, from her hilariously messed-up dating and sex life, to her encounters with unexpected body components and hate-filled personal grooming appointments! 
02:00South Park Night of the Living Homeless When a plague of homeless people hits South Park, the boys devise a plan to move them on whilst the adults panic like they're in a zombie movie. (S11, E07) 
02:30South Park Le Petite Tourette Cartman experiences bliss when he discovers that, by pretending to have Tourettes, he can say whatever he likes to whoever he likes! Naturally, national TV beckons. (S11, E08) 
03:00South Park More Cr*p Inadvertently, Randy breaks the world record for the 'biggest cr*p'! Bono, the previous holder, is determined to regain his crown - but he has a dark secret which may stop him. (S11, E09) 
03:25South Park Imaginationland The boys find themselves in a magical land where all of the world's imagination is laid out before them. (S11, E10) 
03:45New: The Daily Show Brand new. Joining Trevor tonight is journalist & author Isha Sesay, talking about her new book "Beneath the Tamarind Tree: A Story of Courage, Family, and the Lost Schoolgirls of Boko Haram". 
04:15Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
04:35Friends The One Where Phoebe Runs Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. (S6, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.