This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, May 22 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Floating Anniversary The anniversary getaway that Frankie and Mike have planned for ages becomes unhinged when Brick gets sick, Sue has a crush, and Axl gets his learner's permit. (S1, E03) 
08:35The Middle The Trip After Sue raises thousands of dollars for the school to earn a trip to Indianapolis, but she is left off the list to go. Frankie demands that her girl fights for her right to go! (S1, E04) 
09:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
09:30Friends: Season 6 The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
10:00Gilmore Girls Nick & Nora/Sid & Nancy Lorelai's well-intentioned advice falls on deaf ears when Luke reluctantly takes in his wild 17-year-old nephew Jess. Rory finds herself attracted to a new resident. (S2, E05) 
11:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
11:30Friends: Season 6 The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
12:00Friends: Season 6 The One On The Last Night The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06) 
12:30Friends: Season 6 The One Where Phoebe Runs Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. (S6, E07) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
14:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
14:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
15:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
15:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Robbing the Banks Philip is quick to judge an ex-con Will urged him to hire as a handyman and temporary assistant after the house is robbed. (S3, E15) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bundle of Joy As Vivian's delivery date approaches, the family fantasizes about what the baby will mean to each of them. Ashley feels all but invisible... (S3, E16) 
17:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
17:30Friends: Season 7 The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
18:00Friends: Season 7 The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
18:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
19:00Friends: Season 7 The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
19:30Friends: Season 7 The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
20:00New: The Middle Split Decision Now that Frankie knows Axl was offered a job in Denver, she makes it her mission to sway him from taking it and moving away. (S9, E22) 
20:30New: Life In Pieces Crytunes Divorce Tablet Ring John and Joan reveal a shocking secret they've kept from their kids for 35 years. (S1, E22) 
21:00Just Go With It Film A plastic surgeon (Adam Sandler), romancing a much younger schoolteacher, enlists his assistant (Jennifer Aniston) to pretend to be his soon to be ex-wife, in order to cover up a careless lie. (2011) 
23:10Bad Education Sex Education Abbey Grove School parents are worried about the impending arrival of the French exchange students. Meanwhile, is Alfie really the right man to entrust with a sex education class? 
23:55Your Face Or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Sasha and Freya will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E06) 
00:208 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Scott Capurro, Kirsty Gallacher, Jason Manford and Piers Morgan. (S4, E02) 
00:50Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy browses her boyfriend's search history, loses what makes her a woman, and has a meltdown on television. (S2, E08) 
01:20South Park Breast Cancer Show Ever Cartman's reputation is at stake when he is too afraid to fight Wendy, who is furious about his breast cancer jibes. Cartman then takes things from bad to worse! (S12, E09) 
01:50South Park Pandemic (1): South Park goes all 'Cloverfield' when large, mysterious creatures begin causing havoc around the globe, all caught on Randy's shaky cam. The boys start a Peruvian flute band. (S12, E10) 
02:20South Park Pandemic 2 - The Startling (2): Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities around the world. The boys have the key which will save humanity, but they are stuck in the Andes and bored to boot! (S12, E11) 
02:50South Park About Last Night While the country celebrates the election of President Obama, a band of unlikely super-thieves begin an audacious jewel heist and Ike attempts suicide! (S12, E12) 
03:15South Park Elementary School Musical When the all-singing and dancing musical craze hits South Park, the boys must embrace it or relinquish their popularity. Will they stick to their guns? (S12, E13) 
03:35South Park The Ungroundable Fed up with how he is treated by his parents, the eternally innocent Butters embraces the new vampire craze a little too enthusiastically. Who will he choose to feed on? (S12, E14) 
04:00South Park The Ring To the amazement of the boys Kenny has a girlfriend, but they must face the might of Disney and its leader to free Kenny from the powers of his libido-squashing purity ring. (S13, E01) 
04:20Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
04:40Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.