This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Monday, September 8 2014

06:00Kim Possible Number One Kim teams up with Will Du, a highly strung agent of "Global Justice", on a case that leads to the discovery of Duff Killigan, the world's most dangerous golfer. 
06:25Disney Mickey Mouse Sleepwalking Mickey agrees to watch over Goofy after he reveals he's been having trouble with sleepwalking. 
06:30Jessie Understudied and Overdone Jessie understudies Susan Channing, but she's really mean and never misses a performance. So Luke and Ravi detain her. She escapes and arrives as Jessie goes on stage. New. 
07:00Jessie Kids Don't Wanna Get Shunned Emma's upset that her friends have ditched her for new girl Bryn. Jessie takes her to a movie where they meet Emma's friends and realize Bryn didn't invite her. 
07:25Access All Areas: Music All the latest music videos and performances from top artists available for you, when you Access All Areas on Disney Channel. 
07:30Austin & Ally Freaky Friends and Fan Fiction Dez buys what turns out to be a magical typewriter for a competition. Chuck steals it to write a story about Austin and Ally trading bodies with Dez and Trish! 
08:00Liv And Maddie Sleep-a-Rooney Liv volunteers to supervise Parker's sleepover in hopes of reconnecting with him, having realised how much he's grown up while she's been away. But it doesn't go well. New. 
08:25Access All Areas: Music All the latest music videos and performances from top artists available for you, when you Access All Areas on Disney Channel. 
08:30Wizards Of Waverly Place Night at the Lazarema Justin becomes a fully-fledged Monster Hunter when all the others are eliminated by a dangerous mummy that's on the loose. Juliet accompanies him, and ends up saving him. 
09:00Hannah Montana Lilly, Do You Want to Know a Secret? Miley's other life as pop star Hannah Montana is uncovered by her best friend Lilly, who's annoyed that her friend kept it a secret from her, but forgives her. 
09:25Hannah Montana She's a Super Sneak Miley and Jackson want to go out, but Dad says no. They go to the cinema anyway, and see him with a strange woman. Miley talks to her Dad about trying to replace her mother. 
09:55The Suite Life on Deck Suite Life Sets Sail All aboard for mischief and mayhem as the twins board SS Tipton to attend Seven Seas High School. Cody's room mate's even messier than Zack and Zack's is a girl in disguise! 
10:20The Suite Life on Deck Broke'n Yo Yo Zack spends so much money buying gifts for all the girls on board that he has to work for Moseby to repay it. Meanwhile Cody enters a yo yo competition to impress Bailey. 
10:50A.N.T. Farm Transplanted Chyna, Olive and Fletcher, three kids on the Advanced Natural Talents Programme, are determined to get into the trendiest party and prove they may be young but they are also cool. 
11:15A.N.T. Farm ParticipANTS The ANTS want to fit in with the older kids, so sign up for after school activities. Chyna wants to be in the musical, but is injured at cheerleading practice and loses her voice. 
11:45Wizards Of Waverly Place Smarty Pants Alex and Harper enter an academic competition. Alex cheats by wearing a pair of "smarty pants" which give her all the answers but soon realises that cheating has disadvantages. 
12:10Wizards Of Waverly Place Beware Wolf Justin falls for a girl he meets on a wizard meeting website called Wizface. His new love turns out to be a werewolf and turns him into one too, but Dad comes to the rescue. 
12:40Good Luck Charlie Teddy's Broken Heart Club Band Teddy's struggling to recover from her break-up with Spencer. She makes a mean music video about him, but decides not to upload it when he apologises. 
13:05World Animal Championships Grossest Team WAC meets the most disgustingly behaved animals, from the sea cucumber to the dung beetle and the carrion-feasting vulture, and also looks at the disgusting habits of other animals. 
13:35Dog With A Blog Stan Makes His Mark Stan makes a video about being the world's first talking dog, but the kids must think quickly about how to protect his secret when their parents overhear them discussing it. 
14:00Disney Mickey Mouse Croissant de Triomphe Minnie's cafe has run out of croissants. She calls Daisy at the patisserie for help. Mickey sets off with supplies and comes to the rescue despite many obstacles en route. New. 
14:05Kim Possible Hidden Talent Wade sends Kim and Ron to steal from Professor Dementor. Kim still has time to enter the school talent contest. 
14:30Shake It Up Meatball It Up Rocky and CeCe offer to treat Ty and Deuce to dinner, but are embarrassed to find they are overdrawn. So they enter a competition - if they eat a huge meal their food will be free. 
15:00Access All Areas: Music All the latest music videos and performances from top artists available for you, when you Access All Areas on Disney Channel. 
15:05Austin & Ally Big Dreams and Big Apples Austin is booked to play Times Square on New Year's Eve, but he has problems getting through the crowds and can't find anywhere to stay. So it's Jessie to the rescue! New. 
15:30Jessie Punch Dumped Love Emma is banned from going to the school dance, but when she hears Rachel is going to dump Luke at the dance, she sneaks out to warn him. Guest star: Adam Sandler. New. 
16:00Liv And Maddie Sweet 16-a-Rooney The girls are looking forward to planning their 16th birthday celebrations, but have very different ideas. Then their parents divulge they weren't actually born on the same day. 
16:30Liv And Maddie Brain-a-Rooney Joey and Artie need a girl on their Olympics of the Mind team, so Liv joins them and surprises everyone with her hidden talents. 
16:55Access All Areas: Music All the latest music videos and performances from top artists available for you, when you Access All Areas on Disney Channel. 
17:00Liv And Maddie Slump-A-Rooney Willow is upset she and Joey may never get together, Maddie tries to lift her spirits but her plan backfires leaving both Willow and Joey hurt. Liv's screen test has odd consequences. 
17:30New: Liv And Maddie Flashback-A-Rooney Liv hides a letter telling Maddie if she's been invited to try out for the Olympic basketball team, in case it means she'll lose her sister for a year. But what does it say? 
18:00Dog With A Blog The Green-Eyed Monster Stan is jealous of Avery's new boyfriend Wes, so he spies on him and causes them to break up. Eventually Stan realizes that Wes is a good guy and helps the two reunite. 
18:30Good Luck Charlie Futuredrama Ten years in the future, a 14 year old Charlie watches Teddy's video diary and is surprised how closely it mirrors the argument she is currently having with 11 year old Toby! New. 
18:55I Didn't Do It Lindy-Licious Lindy wins a competition to create a smoothie, which goes on the menu at Rumblejuice. She dates the smoothie guy but it doesn't go well, and he takes her smoothie off the menu! 
19:20Austin & Ally Club Owners & Quinceaneras Trish is having a traditional Mexican 15th birthday party, a quinceanera. Ally asks Dallas to dance - but he turns her down. She's upset, but then finds out why... 
19:50Jessie Krumping and Crushing Jessie must make sure Luke prioritises schoolwork over his hobby after she enrols him for a dance class and he becomes obsessed. 
20:15The Suite Life on Deck Sea Monster Mash Cody and Bailey are working on a science project trying to prove a Pacific Ocean sea monster called Galapagos Gerty exists. The bait Cody puts out disappears but who took it? 
20:45Good Luck Charlie Sleepless in Denver Teddy's going to audition for the school play but Charlie draws on her face just before the audition. Charlie gets her first big bed but won't sleep in it. 
21:10Good Luck Charlie Duncan Dream House The Duncans meet The Muppets, who arrive with a brand new song to encourage them to renovate their house after the termite disaster that wrecked it. 
21:40Hannah Montana Lilly's Mum has Got It Goin' On: Lilly's mum has a date with Hannah's dad. The girls are determined the date will be a success but it doesn't go well after Lilly's mum insists on paying half. 
22:05Hannah Montana The Way We Almost Weren't Miley's on tour but wants to rush home to see Maroon 5. Dad persuades her to stop at the diner where he met her mum, and lightning causes her to dream about the meeting. 
22:35Groove High Single, White, Guitarist Creepy kid Tommington arrives and Tom teaches him how to be cool. But Tommington is a quick learner, takes over as the coolest kid in school and plots to destroy Tom. New. 
23:05Violetta Episode 68 Gregorio is furious when he learns only the audience can vote for the contest winner. Violetta finds out Herman's money has been stolen. Things get complicated between Angie and Herman. 
23:55Disney Mickey Mouse Croissant de Triomphe Minnie's cafe has run out of croissants. She calls Daisy at the patisserie for help. Mickey sets off with supplies and comes to the rescue despite many obstacles en route. New. 
00:00Disney Channel Preview Disney Channel is the home of Shake It Up, Wizards Of Waverly Place and The Suite Life of Zack On Deck and incredible original movies! 
06:00Kim Possible Low Budget Kim's discount shopping aversion is challenged when she takes on Frugal Lucre, the world's cheapest villain.