This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Monday, August 4 2014

06:00Kim Possible "Naked Genius" Rufus becomes super smart when a Drakken plot goes wrong, and uses his new super brain to become a "beautiful mind" in his maths class. 
06:25Dog With A Blog Too Short Avery is self-conscious about being smaller than most of her friends, until she learns that the new boy she has a crush on is also self-conscious - about a pimple he has! 
07:00World Animal Championships The World Animal Championships are here! Tune in to see which animal will win in a clutch of categories - including scariest, dumbest, grossest, cutest, speediest - and even the baddest baddie?! 
07:30Austin & Ally Future Sounds & Festival Songs Austin and Ally are transported to a fantastical future, and learn that advanced technology can take the human touch out of the songwriting process. 
08:00Jessie Zombie Tea Party 5: Luke needs a new member of his paintball team at short notice. He enlists a terrified Ravi, but when Luke's team is losing badly, it's up to Jessie to save the day. 
08:30Jessie Evil Times Two Evil Nanny Agatha's beautiful, friendly sister visits, and has nowhere to sleep so Jessie invites her to stay. Angela isn't as nice as she seems and tries to steal Jessie's job. 
08:55Austin & Ally Road Trips & Reunions Ally's missing her friends so flies back for one of the gigs. After travel problems she finally arrives, and realises she doesn't want to go back. What will she do? 
09:25Austin & Ally What Ifs & Where's Austin? When Austin is late returning to the tour bus, the gang fears that he's lost and imagine how different their lives would be if they'd never met him. 
09:50Wizards Of Waverly Place Future Harper The Russo kids are worried when they realise their lives are being exposed in a series of Harry Potter style novels. They travel to the future and discover the author is Harper! 
10:20Wizards Of Waverly Place Cast Away (to Another Show): Justin wins a trip on the SS Tipton, and takes Max. Not wanting to be left out, Alex talks her parents into going along, and replaces herself with Harper in class. 
10:45The Wizards Return: Alex vs Alex The Wizards return as Alex accidentally creates a good and evil Alex. She gets involved in an evil wizard's plot to take over the world and must find a way to save her family, human kind and herself. 
11:45Tricks and Twists These short shows aim to make exercising fun, and part of young people's daily routines. Skilled experts demonstrate the moves and inspire viewers to try them, using readily available apparatus. 
11:55Phineas and Ferb Escape from Phineas Tower Inspired by an antique escape chamber their father has acquired, the boys build a computer-controlled tower. But it has a mind of its own and traps them inside! 
12:15Jessie Throw Momma from the Terrace Jessie arranges for Bertram's mother to visit as a birthday surprise. But she doesn't know they don't get on, and soon his mum is criticising her nannying skills! 
12:40Jessie We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges: Jessie wants to prove to Coach Penny that she is a great girl scout leader by helping Zuri earn her badges on a Central Park camping trip. 
13:10Jessie Diary of a Mad Newswoman: Things get tense when Bryn joins the morning news readers to co-anchor with Emma and Luke. She tries to sabotage them both so she can have the newscast all to herself. New. 
13:35Jessie Break Up and Shape Up Jessie feels threatened when Tony has to train a beautiful girl named Victoria to be a doorman. It forces the couple to question their relationship. New. 
14:00Disney Channel Dance-Along In this series of short shows viewers are encouraged to keep fit by learning a dance routine from a Disney Channel movie, including High School Musical, Camp Rock and Teen Beach Movie. 
14:05Jessie Say Yes to the Messy Dress A famous designer sends a dress to be reviewed on the Kitty Couture blog. The zip breaks while Jessie is wearing it, and the dress is wrecked. Can it be fixed? New. 
14:30Jessie Make New Friends and Hide the Old On her first day at school Emma clashes with another student over an assignment, but they discover they have a lot in common and end up becoming friends. 
15:00Jessie One Day Wonders Luke sees Jessie busking in Central Park and decides he wants to play with her. A record producer offers to make a demo and a music video for them, for money. Is it a scam? 
15:25Jessie New York, New Nanny Texan girl Jessie gets a job in New York working for famous movie director Morgan and his glamorous ex-supermodel wife Christina, now a successful entrepreneur. 
15:55Tricks and Twists These short shows aim to make exercising fun, and part of young people's daily routines. Skilled experts demonstrate the moves and inspire viewers to try them, using readily available apparatus. 
16:00Jessie Lizard Scales and Wrestling Tales Luke has questions about being adopted and about his birth parents. Emma helps him but he misreads the adoption documents, leading to a crazy situation. New. 
16:25New: Win, Lose or Draw This exciting and entertaining show mixes top Disney star talent and artistic skills in a game that sees contestants trying to guess the picture that has been drawn by one of their opponents. 
16:55Austin & Ally Film-making & Fear Breaking Austin's fear of umbrellas is discovered when Dez casts him as a lifeguard, then he abruptly quits. Ally helps Austin overcome his fear and tackle the role. 
17:20Liv And Maddie Brain-a-Rooney Joey and Artie need a girl on their Olympics of the Mind team, so Liv joins them and surprises everyone with her hidden talents. 
17:50Good Luck Charlie The Charlie Whisperer Teddy's play is about to be performed, but the part she wrote for Charlie is in doubt, because she refuses to say her line. 
18:15A.N.T. Farm: Trantsferred The ANTs apply to prestigious new school Grundy Academy but Chyna isn't accepted. To demonstrate her talent, Olive and Fletcher video her singing and playing multiple instruments. But will it work? 
19:10Disney Channel Dance-Along In this series of short shows viewers are encouraged to keep fit by learning a dance routine from a Disney Channel movie, including High School Musical, Camp Rock and Teen Beach Movie. 
19:15New: Violetta Episode 65 The students are angry with Ludmila for cheating Violetta and turn against her. Ludmila still blames Violetta for her problems. Jade thinks she's thwarted the thief's plan, but has she? 
20:10Jessie New York, New Nanny Texan girl Jessie gets a job in New York working for famous movie director Morgan and his glamorous ex-supermodel wife Christina, now a successful entrepreneur. 
20:35Jessie Used Karma Ravi is fed up with Luke and Zuri's pranks. He explains about karma, and how their bad behaviour will rebound on them. Are the bad things happening to Luke karma, or Ravi's fault? 
21:05Jessie The Talented Mr Kipling Ravi's best friend is his lizard, Mr Kipling. He's horrified to find he's not allowed to keep his pet in the flat. Jessie must work out how to keep the lizard and the flat. 
21:30Jessie Zombie Tea Party 5: Luke needs a new member of his paintball team at short notice. He enlists a terrified Ravi, but when Luke's team is losing badly, it's up to Jessie to save the day. 
22:00Jessie One Day Wonders Luke sees Jessie busking in Central Park and decides he wants to play with her. A record producer offers to make a demo and a music video for them, for money. Is it a scam? 
22:25Jessie Christmas Story Jessie's employers are delayed and ask her to do the last minute Christmas shopping. But the store thinks she's stolen the credit card and she and the kids are arrested. 
22:55Jessie Zuri's New Old Friend Jessie reads that it's not good for children to have imaginary friends and tries to wean Zuri off them. But it backfires when Zuri gets a real friend, and Jessie is jealous. 
23:20Jessie Worldwide Web of Lies Jessie is bullied by another nanny, Agatha, who posts pics of her seeming to ill treat the kids on the web. Worried her employer might see it, she confronts the bully. 
23:50Cars Toons Unidentified Flying Mater Mater tells of the time he met a UFO called Mater, and his new friend taught him to fly. They were captured by military forces but Mater's mother ship rescued them. 
00:00Disney Channel Preview Disney Channel is the home of Shake It Up, Wizards Of Waverly Place and The Suite Life of Zack On Deck and incredible original movies!