This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Wednesday, August 27 2014

06:00Kim Possible Future Part three sees Kim travel to the future to help her grown-up friends destroy the Tempus Simia idol and restore the space-time continuum. Michael Clark Duncan stars. 
06:25Austin & Ally Sports & Sprains Austin's been selected for the school basketball team. But he's also supposed to perform at half time, and when he gets injured while playing his performance is in jeopardy. 
07:00Jessie 101 Lizards Ravi's lizard has 12 babies. He tries to find parents for them. Ms Chesterfield offers to help, but Ravi's worried she wants to make handbags out of them. He couldn't be more wrong. 
07:30Jessie The Trouble with Tessie Worried Tony is getting too clingy and jealous, Jessie panics when she's invited to dinner to meet his parents and finds a ring in her dessert. Is he about to propose? New. 
08:00Liv And Maddie Steal-a-Rooney Maddie tries to advise Liv on how to make new friends now she's back living at home, but her advice doesn't have the desired effect. New. 
08:30Liv And Maddie Skate-a-Rooney Liv's pro skater boyfriend arrives for a contest she's due to judge. Before he realises Liv's a judge he dumps her then tries to get her back. The girls plan their revenge. New. 
08:55Austin & Ally Couples and Careers Austin and Ally try to keep their work and personal relationships separate but it affects their songwriting. They realise being friends and partners gave them inspiration. 
09:25Austin & Ally Trish gets Ally an important audition, and when Austin and the others discover it's to become part of a girl group they cause a diversion so that she can sing solo. 
09:50I Didn't Do It Fireman Freddy's Spaghetti Station Lindy and Delia fall out when Lindy gets a job at Fireman Freddy's Spaghetti Station for which Delia applied. Logan gets a messy revenge on an obnoxious kid. 
10:20Sonny With a Chance Random Acts of Disrespect An elderly lady wins the Be So Random for a Day competition. The team writes her a sketch which offends her and her friends, and ends up learning some valuable lessons. 
10:45Jessie Gotcha Day Jessie plans Zuri's Gotcha Day - the day her adoptive parents brought her home. Ravi learns when Christina and Morgan adopted him, they were expecting him to be a baby. 
11:15Jessie Tempest in the Teacup Emma and Zuri plan a romantic date for Jessie and Tony. Things go wrong after Ravi's helicopter crashes in a billboard teacup, Jessie and Tony end up stranded in it too. 
11:40Tricks and Twists Gymnastics These shows aim to make exercising fun and part of young people's daily routines. Experts demonstrate their skills and inspire viewers. In this show gymnast Sam Oldham is guest expert. 
11:45Austin & Ally Big Dreams and Big Apples Austin is booked to play Times Square on New Year's Eve, but he has problems getting through the crowds and can't find anywhere to stay. So it's Jessie to the rescue! New. 
12:15Austin & Ally Partners and Parachutes - Part Two: Austin and Ally's kiss is interrupted by Kira's arrival. She agrees to be Austin's girlfriend but Austin confides to Dez that Ally's the one he wants. 
12:40Liv And Maddie Kang-a-Rooney Maddie helps Joey calm his nerves about Skyler, a girl he likes, by practising talking to a girl in a kangaroo costume. He ends up liking the costumed girl, who is really Liv. New. 
13:05Liv And Maddie Brain-a-Rooney Joey and Artie need a girl on their Olympics of the Mind team, so Liv joins them and surprises everyone with her hidden talents. 
13:35Jessie Punch Dumped Love Emma is banned from going to the school dance, but when she hears Rachel is going to dump Luke at the dance, she sneaks out to warn him. Guest star: Adam Sandler. New. 
14:00Disney Channel Dance-Along In this series of short shows viewers are encouraged to keep fit by learning a dance routine from a Disney Channel movie, including High School Musical, Camp Rock and Teen Beach Movie. 
14:05Jessie Why do Foils Fall in Love? It's Jessie and Tony's first anniversary and she plans to write a song for him, but when she thinks he's forgotten the song turns into an angry one which goes viral. 
14:30I Didn't Do It Now Museum, Now You Don't Logan and Lindy's sibling rivalry ignites when they get jobs at the Chicago Museum of Art. Can Jasmine and Garrett help Delia prove she's descended from Nefertiti? 
15:00Wizards Of Waverly Place Beware Wolf Justin falls for a girl he meets on a wizard meeting website called Wizface. His new love turns out to be a werewolf and turns him into one too, but Dad comes to the rescue. 
15:25Jessie New York, New Nanny Texan girl Jessie gets a job in New York working for famous movie director Morgan and his glamorous ex-supermodel wife Christina, now a successful entrepreneur. 
15:55Tricks and Twists Gymnastics These shows aim to make exercising fun and part of young people's daily routines. Experts demonstrate their skills and inspire viewers. In this show gymnast Sam Oldham is guest expert. 
16:00Jessie Beauty and the Beasts Jessie shows Zuri how to cheat in the Little Miss Big Apple competition, but later finds her cheating on her school work and must apologise for teaching her to do wrong. 
16:25New: Dog With A Blog Stan gets Schooled Stan uses a computerized robot to go to school with Avery and Tyler, but he gets stuck in the middle of the two when they argue over whose social circle Stan should join. 
16:55Austin & Ally Ferris Wheels and Funky Breath Austin likes Kira, who's working on his video, then discovers she has bad breath. He decides to fire her, then realises he can't as she's Jimmy Starr's daughter. 
17:20Liv And Maddie Slump-A-Rooney Willow is upset she and Joey may never get together, Maddie tries to lift her spirits but her plan backfires leaving both Willow and Joey hurt. Liv's screen test has odd consequences. 
17:50Good Luck Charlie: Snow Show Teddy's told she'll meet her true love on her ski trip, then bumps into Spencer. She decides they should just be friends. Bob and Amy find they aren't married, so Bob plans a surprise wedding. 
18:45Good Luck Charlie Weekend in Vegas Ivy tricks Teddy into joining her on a road trip to Las Vegas which isn't what it seems! Gabe admits he's playing Little League, but will Amy be embarrassing if she watches him? 
19:10Disney Channel Dance-Along In this series of short shows viewers are encouraged to keep fit by learning a dance routine from a Disney Channel movie, including High School Musical, Camp Rock and Teen Beach Movie. 
19:15Austin & Ally Campers and Complications Ally's friend Elliott visits. Austin realises he's jealous although he's dating Kira. He tries to ignore his feelings but ends up trying to sabotage the relationship. 
19:40Austin & Ally Chapters and Choices - Part One: At a book launch Ally finally conquers stage fright and plucks up courage to perform a duet with Austin. Caught up in the moment, they share a spontaneous kiss. New. 
20:10Austin & Ally Partners and Parachutes - Part Two: Austin and Ally's kiss is interrupted by Kira's arrival. She agrees to be Austin's girlfriend but Austin confides to Dez that Ally's the one he wants. 
20:35Austin & Ally Big Dreams and Big Apples Austin is booked to play Times Square on New Year's Eve, but he has problems getting through the crowds and can't find anywhere to stay. So it's Jessie to the rescue! New. 
21:05Austin & Ally Couples and Careers Austin and Ally try to keep their work and personal relationships separate but it affects their songwriting. They realise being friends and partners gave them inspiration. 
21:30Austin & Ally Spas and Spices Trish is working at a spa and offers Ally free treatments before her big photo shoot. While she's there Austin accidentally drops her necklace in Dez's pot at a chili cook-off! 
22:00Austin & Ally Trish gets Ally an important audition, and when Austin and the others discover it's to become part of a girl group they cause a diversion so that she can sing solo. 
22:25Austin & Ally Beach Bums and Bling Austin tries to help an old rock 'n' roll hero he thinks has fallen on hard times, only to find the man's still wealthy but just doesn't like the spotlight. 
22:55New: Violetta Episode 79 After the wedding ceremony ends in chaos, Herman plans to leave Buenos Aires with Violetta. Some of Ludmila's tricks are revealed. Violetta reluctantly says goodbye to her friends. 
23:50Cars Toons Air Mater Mater takes flying lessons, accidentally finds himself in formation flying squad The Falcon Hawks, and is forced to perform a dangerous stunt. He is rescued by Lightning McQueen Hawk! 
00:00Disney Channel Preview Disney Channel is the home of Shake It Up, Wizards Of Waverly Place and The Suite Life of Zack On Deck and incredible original movies! 
06:00Kim Possible "Motor Ed" Kim befriends wheelchair-bound Felix, who helps her beat Motor Ed. He and his gang are stealing car parts from all over town to create an impressive, if illegal, car.