This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Monday, February 3 2020

06:00Liv and Maddie Neighbours-A-Rooney To get back at a neighbour, Liv and her mum steal her ornamental giraffe. When they learn it was for a wake they must find a way surreptitiously to return it. S2 E13 
06:28Liv and Maddie Repeat-a-Rooney It turns out that when Liv left for Hollywood, she never actually finished her sixth grade project, so she will need to redo the class - with Parker! S2 E14 
07:00Liv and Maddie Rate-A-Rooney The boys invent a rating system for how attractive girls are. The girls are furious and consider revenge. Then Liv writes a song to show it's who people are that's important. S2 E15 
07:32Liv and Maddie Flugelball-a-Rooney Maddie's boyfriend Diggy returns from abroad. She realises they need time to get used to each other again but is not impressed when Diggy reveals he's off again soon. S2 E16 
08:00Liv and Maddie Frame-a-Rooney Ridgewood's mascot has been vandalized, and the Rooney's all become suspects. Meanwhile, Parker has the day off from school and gets into trouble at home with Reggie. S2 E17 
08:32Jessie Say Yes to the Messy Dress A famous designer sends a dress to be reviewed on the Kitty Couture blog. The zip breaks while Jessie is wearing it, and the dress is wrecked. Can it be fixed? S2 E8 
09:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... ...Cat Noir: The Dark Owl: Mr. Damocles gets akumatized into Dark Owl. Armed with high-tech gadgets, he wants to get revenge on Ladybug and Cat Noir, who've humiliated him. S2 E13 
09:32Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Syren Talented swimmer Ondine gets akumatized into Syren. She has feelings for Kim and wants to turn Paris into an underwater kingdom for her prince. S2 E14 
10:00New: 101 Dalmatian Street The Curse of the Ferrydog/The Walls are Alive Dylan learns a spooky lesson when he unearths the remains of a Roman Gladiator dog. Dolly and the pups play her favourite game. S1 E18 
10:32Coop & Cami Ask The World Would You Wrather Just Dance? Cami learns she didn't make the dance team because she spends too much time doing Would You Wrather, she is determined to prove she can do both. S1 E20 
11:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Bakerix Ladybug's grandfather is transformed into Bakerix and he wants to destroy everything he thinks is too modern to restore the Paris he once knew. S3 E3 
11:32Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Gamer 2.0 Max gets akumatized by Hawk Moth again. Now Gamer 2.0, he captures former akumatized villains and challenges Ladybug and Cat Noir to free them by playing against him. S3 E16 
12:00Stuck In The Middle Stuck in Harley's Quinceañera It's the eve of Harley's Quinceanera - the day she becomes an adult. Her family organises the party, leaving her to devise a spectacular entrance! S3 E14 
12:32Stuck In The Middle Stuck in the Middle Avid inventor Harley is all set to accept a community award, but must first devise a way to get her family out of the house and to the ceremony on time. S1 E1 
13:00Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...and Cat Noir: Princess Fragrance: Marinette's friend gets akumatized. Now Princess Fragrance, she wants to abduct a visiting prince. This new villain smells like trouble for our heroes! S1 E15 
13:32Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ..& Cat Noir. Gamer: Ruled out of a video game tournament because of Marinette, Max is akumatized. Now the Gamer, he controls a robot that wreaks havoc. S1 E16 
14:00Bunk'd Though Ravi advises against it, Zuri, Tiffany, and Jorge play in mud they discover while on a hike. Meanwhile, Xander, Lou, and Emma hike to a nearby lighthouse. S2 E16 
14:32Bunk'd Dog Days of Summer When Lou's dog dies, the gang gets together to show its support. Ravi and Tiffany are surprised to learn that they have something in common with Hazel. S2 E14 
15:00Liv and Maddie Space Werewolves-A-Rooney Liv tells Space Werewolves' director she'll do her own stunts, not realizing how difficult they are. She chickens out at the last minute and asks for a stunt double. S1 E21 
15:32Good Luck Charlie Ditch Day Teddy discovers she has a reputation as a goody goody, and decides to prove she can be bad by playing truant from school with Ivy. S2 E25 
16:00Good Luck Charlie Alley Oops Teddy gets Mary Lou to audition to sing the national anthem at a Denver Nuggets game. She gets the job, but on the night gets stage fright so Teddy goes on and mimes to her voice. S2 E23 
16:31Jessie Beauty and the Beasts Jessie shows Zuri how to cheat in the Little Miss Big Apple competition, but later finds her cheating on her school work and apologises for teaching her to do wrong. S1 E22 
17:00Jessie Creepy Connie's Curtain Call Jessie and Agatha both lose a bet over whether Zuri or Lindsey will win the Little Miss Big Apple contest, and end up hanging from a tree wearing monkey suits. S1 E23 
17:32Liv and Maddie Voltage-A-Rooney Maddie enlists Liv's help to build a giant Paulie Porcupine head for the Homecoming parade. Joey and Parker accidentally destroy it while playing around with a stunt-prop. S3 E2 
18:00Bunk'd Who da Boss? Lou da Boss! It's a new summer at Camp Kikiwaka, and with the Ross children leaving the camp to Lou, we meet new camper Gwen and camp counselors Noah and Ava. S4 E1 
18:32Raven's Home Girls Just Wanna Have Phones Nia and Tess square off in a competition with Raven and Chelsea to see who can go without technology the longest, S3 E8 
19:00K.C. Undercover K. C. Levels Up: When K.C. is up for a promotion at The Organization, she becomes obsessed with acing her test. S2 E12 
19:32Jessie Someone has Tou-Pay Bertram buys a toupee for his band's performance but it goes missing. Jessie learns what happened to it. Everyone supports Bertram's performance without his toupee. S4 E6 
20:00Penny On M.A.R.S Your Father is Here Freddy Wolf stops Penny just before she can meet Bruce. Penny fails Tosca's exam. A journalist reveals that Bakia has a secret daughter called Penny. S1 E9 
20:32Penny On M.A.R.S The Audition Penny's singing exam went wrong so she won't be allowed to audition for the school final show. Sebastian and Penny kiss in front of Lucy and a broken-hearted Camilla. S1 E10 
21:00Jessie Identity Thieves There is some personality confusion when Luke and Ravi's SPATS scores are mixed up, and Zuri is picked as New York's It Girl instead of Emma. S4 E17 
21:32Jessie Katch Kipling When Mrs. Kipling becomes a celebrity, it puts a strain on her relationship with Ravi. Meanwhile, Bertram preps Emma for an audition and Zuri tries to be more independent. S4 E18 
22:00Disney The Lodge Mystery Guest Skye and her friends try and find the owner of a mysterious phone. A face from the past returns to the lodge. S2 E5 
22:31Disney The Lodge The Last Dance Kyle and Aaron come up with the idea of a danceathon to help save the lodge. Will it raise enough money or will Skye lose the lodge for good?' S2 E16 
23:00Penny On M.A.R.S Parents' Day: It's parents' day at school. Penny is disappointed her mother isn't there. She sings very well and makes Lucy angry having accidentally stolen her verses. S1 E5 
23:29Penny On M.A.R.S The Payback Tosca assigns a difficult Bakia song to Penny. Looking for her mother's help, she comes back home and discovers Bakia's just left. S1 E6 
23:57Evermoor Chronicles The Things They Say About Alice Alice is nervous on her first day at Evermoor High. A magic splinter causes rumours about her to come true and she becomes a rampaging rock star. S2 E2 
00:23Evermoor Chronicles No Life Crisis It's Ludo's birthday. Bella wants to make it the best ever and arranges for Jake to turn up. But Jake wants to hang out with Lacie, making Ludo feel invisible. S2 E3 
00:48Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir: Reflekta: Absent from a class photo thanks to Chloe, Juleka gets akumatized. Now Reflekta, she turns everyone into copies of herself, including Cat Noir! Can Ladybug stop her? S1 E22 
01:12Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir: Pixelator: Vincent is a fan of rock star Jagged Stone. Akumatized by Hawk Moth, he turns into Pixelator. He wants to capture his idol's image. Can Ladybug and Cat stop him? S1 E23 
01:36Disney The Lodge The Truth Skye meets the mysterious Samuel James, whose name was in the diary. He tells her the lodge's history and gives her something special which may help her save the lodge. S1 E9 
01:59Disney The Lodge The Choice Josh arrives to get Skye to focus on the concert. A large crowd has gathered to watch it but Olivia tries to stop it happening. Skye must choose between Sean and Ben. S1 E10 
02:22Penny On M.A.R.S The Trap Lucy reminds Sasha that he still works for her and has to ruin Penny's performance but Sasha doesn't seem convinced. S2 E9 
02:46Violetta Jade and Herman's wedding is still causing arguments and problems. Violetta fights with Jade, who threatens to send her to boarding school once she and Herman are married. S1 E76 
03:33Sadie Sparks Mentor Mayhem/Creature Care A magical cat causes problems between Sadie and Gilbert. Sadie encounters a magical creature called Gah. S1 E9 
03:56Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Stormy Weather: The loser of a kids-channel contest gets akumatized. Now Stormy Weather, takes revenge. Dark skies ahead for our superheroes! S1 E1 
04:20Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Nino is angry with Adrien's father and Hawk Moth uses that anger to turn him into The Bubbler, who makes adults disappear. Will Ladybug and Cat Noir escape? S1 E2 
04:43101 Dalmatian Street It's My Party/Fox in the Dog House Dylan, Dolly and Diesel throw a birthday bash for Triple D. Dolly invites an injured Fergus to recover at the Dalmatian house. S1 E16 
05:09Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat The Battle of the Miraculous- Part Two: Miracle Queen: Hawk Moth akumatizes Chloe into Miracle Queen to make her take control of the Miraculous holders, Can our heroes stop her? S3 E78 
05:32Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Stormy Weather: The loser of a kids-channel contest gets akumatized. Now Stormy Weather, takes revenge. Dark skies ahead for our superheroes! S1 E1 
06:00Liv and Maddie Grandma-A-Rooney Grandma Janice shows up to present Liv with an award, but something just doesn't feel right. Joey invites three girls over to watch the Lover's Comet. S2 E18