This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Thursday, May 12 2016

06:00Jessie The Runaway Bride of Frankenstein Brooks proposes to Jessie, but she can't decide whether to accept, as she doesn't know if the kids like him. Can Brooks win the kids over and gain her hand? S3 E25 
06:29Bunk'd Smells Like Camp Spirit Emma and Xander lose the camp spirit stick, which curses the campers with bad luck! Meanwhile, Jorge and Tiffany try to teach Ravi how to swim. S1 E5 
07:00Liv and Maddie Slump-A-Rooney Willow's upset she may not get together with Joey. Maddie tries to cheer her up but her plan backfires leaving Willow and Joey hurt. Liv's screen test has odd consequences. S1 E14 
07:31Liv and Maddie Sweet 16-a-Rooney The girls are looking forward to planning their 16th birthday celebrations, but have different ideas. Then their parents divulge they weren't actually born on the same day. S1 E6 
08:00Austin & Ally Girlfriends & Girl Friends Austin asks out Jimmy Starr's daughter, Kira. Ally offers to help him plan the perfect date, then realises she has feelings for Austin. She turns to Trish for help. S2 E7 
08:31Austin & Ally Campers & Complications Ally's friend Elliott visits. Austin realises he's jealous although he's dating Kira. He tries to ignore his feelings but ends up trying to sabotage the relationship. S2 E8 
08:56Disney Mickey Mouse Cable Car Chaos Mickey must save Minnie from a runaway cable car that is wreaking havoc on the streets of San Francisco. S2 E1 
09:00Good Luck Charlie Meet the Parents Gabe gets Teddy and PJ to pose as his parents to get him out of trouble with his short-sighted teacher. It's fine until the teacher thinks Mrs Duncan is being unfaithful! S2 E11 
09:29Good Luck Charlie Gabe's 12 1/2 Birthday Gabe's 12th birthday keeps being cancelled so Amy and Bob organise one. But on the day they are snowed in so the family pulls together to create a fun party at home. S2 E12 
10:00Shake It Up Apply It Up Rocky and CeCe apply for an exclusive dance academy. Both get in, but Rocky's parents are unable and unwilling to pay for it. CeCe got a scholarship and tries to get Rocky one too. S2 E15 
10:31Shake It Up Tunnel It Up The girls are excited about the prom, but it's the same night the show is going out live. They try to do both by chasing backwards and forwards through old tunnels. S2 E16 
11:00Dog With A Blog How I Met Your Brother...and Sister The kids decide to throw their parents a wedding ceremony for their second anniversary to make up for the problems they caused at the initial ceremony. S2 E17 
11:31Dog With A Blog The Green-Eyed Monster Stan is jealous of Avery's new boyfriend Wes, so he spies on him and causes them to break up. Eventually Stan realizes that Wes is a good guy and helps the two reunite. S2 E18 
11:56Disney Mickey Mouse A Flower for Minnie Mickey has a flower for Minnie, which is accidentally ruined by a lawn mower in the park. Mickey is desperate to get another one to replace it. S2 E19 
12:00Wizards Of Waverly Place Night at the Lazarema Justin becomes a fully-fledged Monster Hunter when the others are eliminated by a dangerous mummy that's on the loose. Juliet ends up saving him. S3 E6 
12:29Wizards Of Waverly Place Marathon Harper Alex uses magic to help Harper win a race, and Harper is upset when she finds out. Alex re-creates the races so that Harper can win on her own. S3 E7 
13:00A.N.T. Farm fANTasy Girl The ANTs must raise money for the school dance so Chyna increases the price of Fletcher's paintings. Lexi gives Cameron advice about a girl he fancies then finds she's a fantasy. S2 E2 
13:29A.N.T. Farm AmusemANT Park Chyna and Cameron go to the fair but spend their money too quickly, leaving none for games or food. They work to earn the money back by taking over an empty game booth. S2 E11 
14:00The Evermoor Chronicles Operation Lights Out:The other Everines have disappeared. Bella looks set to be next. Tara and the gang decide to guard her, steal the Lantern and destroy it. But their plan goes badly wrong. S1 E18 
14:29I Didn't Do It The Not-So-Secret Lives of Mosquitoes and Muskrats Lindy and friends become outcasts when fellow Muskrats learn Lindy went on a date with a student from their arch rival Mikita Mosquitoes. S2 E2 
15:00Girl Meets World Girl Meets Mr. Squirrels: When Riley and Maya get into a fight, Cory enlists the help of his brother, Eric, to be a mediator. S2 E4 
15:25Minnie's Fashion Challenge Fashion Photographer It's lights, camera, action for Hattie and India! Their next challenge is to shoot some Minnie-inspired fashion photographs with help from a top fashion photographer. S1 E2 
15:29Miraculous Tales of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir. Marinette is looking after Alex's watch when it gets broken. Akuma evilises Alex so she becomes Timebreaker, and can freeze everyone in time so she can get the watch back. S1 E4 
16:00K.C. Undercover Inside the Other Side - Part One: When K.C. and her mom go undercover in a correctional facility, they have to face off against each other to protect their undercover identities S1 E14 
16:29Bunk'd There's No Place Like Camp When Xander and Ravi realize that Jorge is homesick, they enlist the help of Emma, Zuri and Tiffany to cheer him up. S1 E11 
17:00Liv and Maddie Cook-A-Rooney Maddie's home economics grades are bad and her parents won't let her stay on the basketball team unless they improve. She must win a cookery competition against tough opponents. S2 E21 
17:29Stuck In The Middle Stuck in the Sweet Seat When Hayley's family seems to have forgotten her birthday, she tries to ensure they don't remember, to guilt trip them into giving her the coveted camper van seat. S1 E2 
18:00Best Friends Whenever A Time to Cheat When Cyd and Shelby have trouble studying for a difficult history test, they decide to jump ahead in time and get the test questions. S1 E2 
18:31Bunk'd Gone Girl Ravi becomes suspicious when he overhears Xander's plans for his first date with Emma. S1 E2 
19:00Sonny With a Chance Gummy with a Chance Sonny chews gum before each show. When a discarded piece causes an accident, Tawni tries to ban gum from the set. Without her ritual, Sonny loses belief in her abilities. S2 E6 
19:31That's So Raven Goin' Hollywood: Cory wins a competition, and gets to be a guest star on his favourite TV show. Ally, the star of the show, has started at a local school but is having problems fitting in. S3 E33 
20:00The Suite Life on Deck Double Crossed Excitement abounds on board, as not only Hannah Montana and Lilly, but also Alex, Justin and Max from the Wizards of Waverley Place, are on board en route to Hawaii. S1 E20 
20:31Jessie The Jessie-Nator Grudgement Day: Future Jessie appears, to warn current Jessie to run away as when Ravi grows up, he will create a robot army to try to destroy her and take over the world. S2 E20 
21:00Good Luck Charlie Name That Baby Amy and Bob vote on names for the baby. They overhear Gabe telling Charlie she will be forgotten once the new baby is born, like he was, and try to make it up to him. S3 E8 
21:31Good Luck Charlie Welcome Home Amy brings home the new baby, and Bob's mum shows up to help - but unfortunately, she drives everyone crazy. Teddy tries to keep her occupied and away from Amy. S3 E9 
22:00Disney Mickey Mouse Movie Time Mickey's obsession with making movie night happen finds him caught in the middle of a huge rainstorm. S3 E5 
22:05Violetta Marotti is excited by Angie's song when he hears the friends sing it and asks her to give it to U-Mix. She can't turn him down. S2 E50 
22:55Hannah Montana Get Down Study-Udy-Udy Miley may not be allowed to go on her European tour as her science grades have slipped. She writes a song to help her study and ends up inspiring the whole class. S2 E4 
23:26Groove High The Inside Man Notoriously nasty TV talent-show judge, Sneerly Cruwell, is coming to audition kids for his show. Tom is sure to win until Duke steals his song. S1 E2 
23:55Disney Mickey Mouse Clogged Minnie attempts to make a windmill work in order to save a flower in her garden. S2 E12 
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06:00Jessie There Goes the Bride Brooks gets a job in Africa. Jessie wants to go with him, so they must move their wedding date. Jessie is sad to leave the kids and her career behind. What will she do? S3 E26