This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Monday, September 24 2018

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
07:20The Piglet Files With Friends Like These Spoof spy comedy series. To reinstate their budgets, the British and the Russians secretly cooperate in a kidnapping operation. S3 Ep7 
07:45The Piglet Files The Ice Man Cometh Spy comedy. There is a case of mistaken identity when a Russian hit-man looking for Patrick Clayton is handed a photo of Peter Chapman. S1 Ep4 
08:15Lucky Feller The Boat A David Jason sitcom about two very different south-east Londoner brothers and their escapades... and not a Trotter in sight. S1 Ep11 
08:50A Sharp Intake of Breath Your Life in Their Hands Sitcom starring David Jason as everyman Peter Barnes. Peter goes to see the doctor but has to spend a long time in the waiting room. S1 Ep2 
09:25Last of the Summer Wine It All Began with an Old Volvo Headlamp Young-at-heart sitcom. A heartbroken Kevin needs a place to be alone, but problems arise when he decides to be the 'Wise Man of the Woods'. S23 Ep10 
10:05Last of the Summer Wine The Lair of the Cat Creature The 24th series of the long-running sitcom. When Alvin falls into their lives, Truly, Clegg and Billy try to help the failed bird-man find his niche. S24 Ep1 
10:45Last of the Summer Wine Ancient Eastern Wisdom An Introduction: Look for Burt Kwouk, AKA Inspector Clouseau's pal Cato, in this episode of the Yorkshire-set sitcom. Truly and Clegg meet handyman Entwistle. S24 Ep2 
11:25Lucky Feller Where There's Life There's Soap 1976 sitcom starring David Jason as shy plumber Shorty. Shorty faces more challenges as he attempts to impress the woman of his dreams. S1 Ep9 
12:00A Sharp Intake of Breath Your Life in Their Hands Sitcom starring David Jason as everyman Peter Barnes. Peter goes to see the doctor but has to spend a long time in the waiting room. S1 Ep2 
12:35Only Fools and Horses The Long Legs of the Law Poor old Rodders! He finally finds romance but proceeds to send the whole Trotter household into a panic with his choice of girlfriend. Genius comedy! S2 Ep1 
13:15Only Fools and Horses The Russians Are Coming More ducking and diving as Del and Rodney discover that three tons of lead is not all it appears to be. In fact, it could even be used in case of war. S1 Ep6 
13:55Only Fools and Horses Christmas Crackers Classic laughs! Del and Rodney are bored with spending Christmas at home, so they decide to don their party clothes and head off to a trendy club. 
14:40Only Fools and Horses A Royal Flush When Rodney meets a pretty girl in the market, he doesn't realise her connections. But after he is invited to a weekend party at her family home, Del makes his move. 
16:00Last of the Summer Wine It All Began with an Old Volvo Headlamp Young-at-heart sitcom. A heartbroken Kevin needs a place to be alone, but problems arise when he decides to be the 'Wise Man of the Woods'. S23 Ep10 
16:40Last of the Summer Wine The Lair of the Cat Creature The 24th series of the long-running sitcom. When Alvin falls into their lives, Truly, Clegg and Billy try to help the failed bird-man find his niche. S24 Ep1 
17:20Last of the Summer Wine Ancient Eastern Wisdom An Introduction: Look for Burt Kwouk, AKA Inspector Clouseau's pal Cato, in this episode of the Yorkshire-set sitcom. Truly and Clegg meet handyman Entwistle. S24 Ep2 
18:00Still Open All Hours Sitcom. Granville has bought some devices that promise to jump-start people's positive emotions. Will they work? Meanwhile, Mr Newbold has an underwear problem. S3 Ep2 New. 
18:40Still Open All Hours Sitcom. Granville tries to sell some out-of-date mints, with results that get tongues wagging. Meanwhile, Mrs Featherstone is still trying to tempt Granville to marry her. S3 Ep3 New. 
19:20Open All Hours Shedding at the Wedding Vintage sitcom with Ronnie Barker and David Jason. The wedding of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's niece causes embarrassment for Arkwright when he loses his trousers. S2 Ep6 
20:00Only Fools and Horses A Royal Flush When Rodney meets a pretty girl in the market, he doesn't realise her connections. But after he is invited to a weekend party at her family home, Del makes his move. 
21:15The Story of Only Fools and Horses Friends and Enemies Definitive documentary series celebrating the classic sitcom. This episode explores the colourful characters who revolve around Del and Rodney's world. S1 Ep3 
22:15Only Fools and Horses Ashes to Ashes The Trotters pay their respects to Trigger's recently deceased grandmother, only to end up trying to respectfully dispose of her late husband's ashes. S2 Ep2 
22:55Live at the Apollo Ireland's king of comedy Dara O Briain hosts another evening of stand-up from the Hammersmith Apollo, and introduces his Celtic comedy soul brother Frankie Boyle. S4 Ep4 
23:55Gimme Gimme Gimme Dirty 30 Comic genius Kathy Burke is brilliant as usual as the appalling Linda. She's planned a surprise party for Tom's thirtieth birthday - but who are the invited guests? S2 Ep5 
00:35Lucky Feller The Boat A David Jason sitcom about two very different south-east Londoner brothers and their escapades... and not a Trotter in sight. S1 Ep11 
01:10Bottom Live 3: Hooligan's Island The anarchic sitcom makes the stage in this 1997 live show. Manic flatmates Eddie and Richie are marooned on a desert island - with only a nuclear bomb for company. 
03:05Live at the Apollo Ireland's king of comedy Dara O Briain hosts another evening of stand-up from the Hammersmith Apollo, and introduces his Celtic comedy soul brother Frankie Boyle. S4 Ep4 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home.