This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, May 28 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Darren and Mandy meet at the Osbornes' alone - is this a recipe for disaster? Maxine is on a mission, while Tony and Diane continue to argue over Dee Dee's treatment. 
06:30Hollyoaks Scott is with Dee Dee as Tony and Diane wait for news. Tony tries to make a milkshake for Dee Dee, but ends up electrocuting himself in the process and cutting the electrics in The Hutch. 
07:00Couples Come Dine with Me Couples Come Dine with Me is in Plymouth, where running the culinary gauntlet are married couple Caroline and Steve, newly engaged Jade and Seb and married co-workers Bev and Nick. 
08:00New Girl Single and Sufficient Jess and her singles-only group accompany Schmidt, Cece, Winston and Aly on a 'glamping' trip. Nick struggles to write more of his novel. (S6 Ep3/22) 
08:30New Girl Homecoming The gang visit New York for an event at Schmidt's old high school and Jess bumps into a familiar face, while Cece butts heads with her mother-in-law. (S6 Ep4/22) 
09:002 Broke Girls And the About FaceTime Randy sets Caroline up with a colleague from his New York office when he and Max get tired of her interrupting their video dates. (S6 Ep9/22) 
09:302 Broke Girls And the Himmicane A storm hits the city, and Caroline frets that the divorce party she's planning at the dessert bar for a wealthy couple will be cancelled. (S6 Ep10/22) 
10:00black-ish Law of Attraction When another man insults Dre in front of Rainbow, Pops steps in to help his son save face, impressing Ruby with his show of confidence. (S1 Ep11/24) 
10:30black-ish Martin Luther Skiing Day During the family's annual skiing trip, Dre realises his children may not appreciate the significance of Dr Martin Luther King Jr. (S1 Ep12/24) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother The Wedding Bride Ted takes a date to see a new hit film, but the plot eerily reflects his relationship with Stella. Then he discovers Stella's fianc? wrote the screenplay. (S5 Ep23/24) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Doppelgangers Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they see Barney's double, while Robin is delighted to be offered her dream job. (S5 Ep24/24) 
12:00The Goldbergs Jackie Likes Star Trek Adam and Jackie fall out over which Halloween costumes to wear. As Lainey visits Erica at college, Barry plots to be reunited with her. (S5 Ep5) 
12:30The Goldbergs Girl Talk Murray's furniture shop faces big competition from a rival. Beverly gives Barry her advice when his attempts to court a girl at school end in failure. (S5 Ep6) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory: Biggest IQs The Excelsior Acquisition Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory: Biggest IQs The Barbarian Sublimation Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3/23) 
14:00The Big Bang Theory: Biggest IQs The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5/23) 
14:30The Big Bang Theory: Biggest IQs The Graduation Transmission Leonard is invited to give the commencement address at his former high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22/24) 
15:00The Big Bang Theory: Biggest IQs The Roommate Transmogrification Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24/24) 
15:30The Big Bang Theory: Biggest IQs The Bat Jar Conjecture Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13/17) 
16:00The Big Bang Theory: Biggest IQs The Helium Insufficiency Sheldon and Leonard struggle to find the supplies they need for an experiment. Penny and Bernadette download a dating app for Amy. (S9 Ep6/24) 
16:30The Big Bang Theory: Biggest IQs The Tenure Turbulence A tenured position becomes available at the university, and competition soon heats up when Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all apply for it. (S6 Ep20/24) 
17:00The Big Bang Theory: Biggest IQs The Maternal Capacitance A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother Beverly has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15/23) 
17:30The Big Bang Theory: Biggest IQs The Vacation Solution Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks she gives him. (S5 Ep16/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory: Biggest IQs The Expedition Approximation Sheldon and Raj see if they could survive a dark-matter research expedition in a salt mine by simulating the conditions in a steam tunnel. (S8 Ep6/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory: Biggest IQs The Romance Resonance Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Kyle is becoming wary of the revenge plan, while Harry thinks he's helping Ste out with a problem, but could he be making it worse? Imran is devastated when Misbah breaks a promise. 
19:30New: black-ish Brand new series - Things Were Different Then: Dre helps Andre Jr to plan a 65th birthday party for Pops, and Jack and Diane take advantage of Rainbow. (S4 Ep16/23) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Separation Oscillation Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Bachelor Party Corrosion The guys' science skills are tested when they get a flat tyre during Leonard's surprise bachelor party weekend in Mexico. (S9 Ep3/24) 
21:00New: Made in Chelsea End of... ...Season Party. Brand new series: Comedian Ellie Taylor and the Chelsea cast celebrate the end of the current series by raking through all the current news, gossip and drama. (S15 Ep12/12) 
22:00Body Fixers The fixers continue to mend beauty blunders up and down the country, from stretched earlobes to gummy smiles. (S2 Ep8) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Toast Derivation A surprised Sheldon is disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him. (S4 Ep17/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Prestidigitation Approximation Leonard must choose between his new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick. (S4 Ep18/24) 
00:05Tattoo Fixers on Holiday The team are back to cover some awful body art on their summer holiday. Sketch disguises Ian's Magaluf monstrosity. Alice helps Aston with his ugly Ibiza sunset. (Ep1/8) 
01:10Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Alan Carr Chatty Man, The Murder Detectives, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The Hunt, The Supervet, Braveheart and the News? (S6 Ep13) [SL] 
02:10First Dates Can PR manager Sophie remember her date's name? Mum of three Mandy's date with gentle giant Andrew is going well until Mandy - who has Crohn's disease - starts to feel unwell. (S8 Ep7) 
03:05First Dates Abroad Now 29-year-old Matty has decided he's solely into men, will down-to-earth Jeff prove to be his Prince Charming on their first date at the Canadian restaurant? (Ep10/14) 
03:30Made in Chelsea End of Season... ...Party -Brand new series: Comedian Ellie Taylor and the Chelsea cast celebrate the end of the current series by digging through all the current news, gossip and drama. (S15 Ep12/12) 
04:25The Goldbergs Recipe for Death II Kiss the Cook: Adam asks his father for money to film his own action movie, while Erica and Beverly go on a clothes shopping expedition. (S4 Ep6/24) 
04:50Couples Come Dine with Me Couples Come Dine with Me is in Plymouth, where running the culinary gauntlet are married couple Caroline and Steve, newly engaged Jade and Seb and married co-workers Bev and Nick. 
06:00Hollyoaks Scott is with Dee Dee as Tony and Diane wait for news. Tony tries to make a milkshake for Dee Dee, but ends up electrocuting himself in the process and cutting the electrics in The Hutch.