This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Saturday, March 3 2018

06:00My Super Sweet 16 Child actor Noah Urrea is planning to shed his boyhood image for a new look and sound. The stakes are high as he launches his pop music career at his own classic Hollywood-themed party. (S10, ep2) 
06:20Friendzone When Stephanie's not laughing at one of Mike's jokes or staring dreamily into his eyes, she's fantasizing about them as a couple, not just friends! 
06:45Friendzone David met his best friend Maia in their middle school French class and he's been in love with her ever since. Will he be able to convince Maia that they should be more than friends? 
07:10The Hills Couples have a habit of making up and breaking up on The Hills, but Lauren still finds herself in relationship limbo with Brody! (S3, ep17) 
07:35The Hills Whitney is called into Teen Vogue editor Lisa Love's office to receive some exciting news... she's being sent to Paris on Teen Vogue's tab... again! (S3, ep18) 
08:00Laguna Beach It's a new year with a new cast and the drama starts right away in Laguna Beach. Tessa & Raquel are unwanted guests at queen bee Kyndra's BBQ, and Jessica has a new boy, Cameron. (S3, ep1) 
08:30Laguna Beach Rocky throws Tessa a surprise birthday party, but it's Chase who delivers her the best present. Meanwhile, a relationship between Kyndra & Cameron heats up behind Jessica's back. (S3, ep2) 
09:00Catfish: The TV Show A concerned son reaches out when his mum's online boyfriend seems too shady for comfort. But Mum is hiding secrets of her own, and once Nev & Max find their man, things take a bizarre turn. (S7, ep1) 
10:00Catfish: The TV Show Alyssa's friend Mary urged her to sign up for a dating website and that's where Alyssa met Tyler. As Nev and Max help, they begin to wonder who's behind the Tyler profile. Could it be Mary? (S7, ep2) 
11:00Catfish: The TV Show After five years of talking to Matt, Kim is ready to meet up. As Max and Nev try to bring the two together, they uncover buried secrets that threaten to drive a wedge between the couple. (S7, ep3) 
12:00Catfish: The TV Show After a number of near-death experiences, Lawrence survived through it all with the assurance of Cierra's online love. But with Cierra blowing Lawrence off, Nev and Max must find the truth. (S7, ep4) 
13:00Teen Mom OG: The Drama So Far Farrah plans a family trip to Italy. Bentley starts third grade and Maci is still determined to keep him away from Ryan. Amber is depressed after breaking up with Matt. (S7, ep5) 
14:00Teen Mom OG: The Drama So Far Amber is completely done with Matt and starts dating a new guy. Farrah visits Omaha and Sophia expresses her dislike for Deb's fiancÚ. Taylor surprises Maci and takes her skydiving. (S7, ep6) 
15:00Teen Mom OG: The Drama So Far Amber makes her first public appearance with her new boyfriend. Tyler struggles with Butch's drug use. Farrah and Sophia model at New York fashion week. Ryan continues to stay clean. (S7, ep7) 
16:00Teen Mom OG: The Drama So Far Catelynn removes her birth control and doesn't tell Tyler. Farrah goes on a vacation to Italy. Ryan and Mackenzie have a joint bachelor and bachelorette party. Amber learns she's pregnant. (S7, ep8) 
17:00Teen Mom OG: The Drama So Far Farrah helps Michael plan his proposal. Catelynn freaks out at a photo shoot and Tyler is overwhelmed with launching the fall line. Maci and Taylor celebrate their one-year anniversary. (S7, ep9) 
18:00Teen Mom OG: The Drama So Far Amber shocks her whole family when she reveals she's pregnant. Bentley turns 9 and Maci allows him to spend time with Ryan, and Deb tries to persuade Sophia to go to her wedding. (S7, ep10) 
19:00Teen Mom OG: The Drama So Far Ryan is furious at Maci when she shows up late to trick-or-treat. Farrah is shocked when she finds out who Deb invited to her wedding. Catelynn surprises her family with her pregnancy. (S7, ep11) 
20:00Teen Mom OG: The Drama So Far Amber has big news for Leah. Catelynn spends quality time with Nova while Tyler gets emotional dropping Butch off at rehab. Maci and Taylor attend Ryan and Mackenzie's wedding. (S7, ep12) 
21:00Geordie Shore The whole family is finally reunited. A trip north brings old flames Marnie and Aaron closer, and Sam is left grovelling to Chloe. Cracks start to show when Nathan and Marnie come to blows. (S16, ep8) 
22:00MTV Floribama Shore Tension continues to mount until an unexpected death in the family reminds all that life is too short. Soon that lesson is forgotten and petty differences threaten to blow the house apart. (S1, ep7) 
23:00Ridiculousness Rob, Steelo and Chanel celebrate the holiday season by fighting through "Black And Blue Friday", "Gettin' Ugly" with Christmas sweaters and spinning some "Human Dreidels". (S10, ep11) 
23:30Amazingness Six acts compete for $10,000 including a triple jointed bone breaker, a champion juggler and a daredevil roller skating duo. (S1, ep2) 
00:00Jersey Shore Jersey Shore kicks off when eight soon-to-be roommates move into a summer share. Romance heats up in the house and the guys invite three random girls to join them in the hot tub. (S1, ep1) 
01:00Jersey Shore Feeling like an outcast, Snooki tells the others that she's leaving the Shore. The roommates' first club night out gets flirty. Mike and Sammy's situation turns into a love triangle. (S1, ep2) 
02:00Jersey Shore The love triangle gets even more intense when Ronnie catches Sammy giving her number to another guy. And a housemate chooses to leave the Shore for good. (S1, ep3) 
02:45MTV Cribs Plasma TV screens? Yes! Over-the-top bathrooms? Yes! Huge hot tubs? Yes! MTV Cribs has it all! Enjoy an all-access personal tour of celebrity homes - and they won't even call the police! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00My Super Sweet 16 Jana has lived her life in the shadows of her over-the-top mum, but now that she's planning her 18th birthday she is ready for the spotlight to finally be on her, and her alone. (S10, ep3)