This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, May 24 2013

06:00Thomas and Friends Edward and the Mail Rail tales. When he is given the job of delivering the post, Edward wants to ask for help but worries that he will look silly. 
06:10Rupert Bear Rupert and the Lost Stars More adventures in Nutwood. Astra the Star Girl has come to Nutwood to look for some stars she dropped while hanging them in the sky. 
06:20Fireman Sam Going Out with a Bang Fun with the fireman and villagers of Pontypandy. Mandy is inviting everyone to a bonfire party at the Floods. But her firework impressions scare Lion. 
06:30Jelly Jamm Silent Sheriff Animation. Bello is amazed when a magic sheriff's badge gives him great powers and grants his every wish. Unfortunately, he wishes for something he will soon regret. 
06:45Peppa Pig Baby Alexander Pig tales. Baby Alexander is too young to talk, until Peppa teaches him his first word. 
06:50Bert and Ernie Rodeo. Claymation fun. When the duo get jobs as rodeo clowns at a western state fair, Ernie finds himself competing with bull rider Macho Miguel. 
06:55Little Princess I Want to Dress Up. With a prize for the best costume up for grabs, Little Princess really wants to win the fancy dress party, but none of her ideas seem to work. 
07:10Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Elf Rescue Preschool animation about a young fairy princess-in-training. When Redbeard, captaining his 'unsinkable' boat, hits a rock he calls on the services of Elf Rescue! 
07:20Mr Men Supermarket Animated sketch show. Mr Bump tours a supermarket, Miss Naughty puts surprises in cereal boxes and Mr Grumpy tries to hurry through Mr Rude's checkout line. 
07:30Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications. 
07:35Thomas and Friends Welcome Stafford CGI animation. Stafford, the new electric shunting engine, arrives on Sodor. Spencer shows him round, but ignores a warning that Stafford's batteries could run out. 
07:45Make Way For Noddy Noddy's Family Tree. The goblins are (as usual) up to no good and tempt Noddy to the Dark Woods in search of his family tree, before his friends rush to the rescue. 
08:00Fifi and The Flowertots Slugsy's Rescue Having set his sights on a delectable red apple growing on a tree, Stingo gets stuck after attempting to pick it. Will he ask for help or will he be stuck forever? 
08:15Peppa Pig Animated series about a little pig. Peppa teases George for having a baby's tricycle, but then the other children point out that Peppa's own bike isn't that grown-up. 
08:25Peppa Pig Animated series about a little pig. Peppa teases George for having a baby's tricycle, but then the other children point out that Peppa's own bike isn't that grown-up. 
08:30Peppa Pig New Shoes Pig tales. Peppa receives some shiny new red shoes and never, ever wants to take them off - until it is time to jump in muddy puddles. 
08:35Roary The Racing Car High-speed animation. The cars plan a surprise evening to celebrate Big Chris being the longest serving member of Silver Hatch. 
08:50Bananas In Pyjamas The Jelly Planet Animation. The Bananas' favourite pot for making jelly is broken! They need help to repair it and they know who can help them - Charlie the inventor! 
09:00Tickety Toc Story Time Animation about two lively twins who live inside a cuckoo clock. Tommy and Tallulah try to tell Tickety Town the exciting story of Cogzilla but the last page is missing. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Lively magazine show in which Matthew Wright and guests discuss the topical issues of the day. 
11:10Cowboy Builders Dom Littlewood and Melinda Messenger track down the UK's most terrible tradesmen. Dom and Melinda journey back to Dorset to meet a grandmother who was ripped off. 
12:105 News at Lunchtime International and national news update. 
12:15Elizabeth II: A Celebration Documentary looking back at the reign of Her Majesty as she celebrates her Diamond Jubilee. With unrivalled archive footage and interviews with close associates. 
13:15Home and Away When Dex reports Steph for fudging a patient's records, she tells the supervisor about the passionate liaison they shared while on duty. 
13:45Neighbours Amber skips class to go looking for Cassie. Georgia's Nurse Unit Manager, Carol Crane, questions Karl. Paul has ulterior motives for offering Rhiannon a job. 
14:15CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Big Middle Grissom's team track a killer to a convention for plus-sized people; and Catherine's team investigate when a large sum of cash is found near a badly mutilated body. 
15:05Shell Seekers Conclusion of the two-part drama based on the Rosamunde Pilcher novel. A woman recovering from a heart attack looks back on her life as an unhappy wife and briefly contented lover. 
17:005 News at 5 International and national news update. 
17:30Neighbours Amber skips class to go looking for Cassie. Georgia's Nurse Unit Manager, Carol Crane, questions Karl. Paul has ulterior motives for offering Rhiannon a job. 
18:00Home and Away When Dex reports Steph for fudging a patient's records, she tells the supervisor about the passionate liaison they shared while on duty. 
18:305 News at 6.30 National and International news. 
19:00Cricket: England V New Zealand Mark Nicholas introduces highlights of the first day's play as England take on New Zealand in the Second Test at Headingley. With commentary from Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes. 
19:555 News Update International and national news update. 
20:00Eddie Stobart: Trucks... ...& Trailers. Documentary series. In this episode, Craig has a foggy trip over the Pennines, Andy has to take an epic detour and the car transporters prove their worth. 
21:00New: World's Scariest... ...Weddings. Documentary. A selection of madcap weddings and preposterous proposals including a wing walk and record breaking cake using people's own footage and interviews from those who were there. 
22:00Made of Honor Film Romantic comedy starring Patrick Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan. A man realises he is in love with his best friend, only to find she is getting married before he can tell her. (2008) 
00:05Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com 
03:55Motorsport Mundial Another chance to catch up with the latest motor racing action from around the world. 
04:20House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. 
04:45Great Scientists Series presented by Allan Chapman which profiles famous and influential scientists. In this episode, we look at Isaac Newton and his discoveries about light, colour and gravity. 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
06:00Peppa Pig Animated series about a little pig. Peppa teases George for having a baby's tricycle, but then the other children point out that Peppa's own bike isn't that grown-up.