This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Wednesday, March 4 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:30Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
07:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S8, ep 12) 
08:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S8, ep 13) 
09:00Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S3, ep 1) 
09:30Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S3, ep 2) 
10:00My Kitchen Rules: South... ...Africa. It's heating up in the kitchen as South African amateur cooks invite viewers and judges into their homes and compete for a cash prize. (S1, ep 3) 
11:00My Kitchen Rules: South... ...Africa. It's heating up in the kitchen as South African amateur cooks invite viewers and judges into their homes and compete for a cash prize. (S1, ep 4) 
12:00The Dog Whisperer Optimus, Gigi and Sissy One of John and Maria's two Great Danes, Optimus has bitten John, a neighbour and a family friend. Can Cesar transform Optimus? (S5, ep 22) 
13:00The Dog Whisperer How to Raise the Perfect Dog Cesar Millan tries to prove that any puppy can be trained by trying to tame four different breeds with opposing characteristics. (S5, ep 23) 
14:00House Hunters International Find Yourself in Dusseldorf, Germany Ashlee looks to break out of small town life in Kansas and breathe in the culture of Dusseldorf, Germany. (S73, ep 12) 
14:30House Hunters International Looking for Room to Be Wild in the Australian Bush A young family leave the snowy backdrop of Canada for a life in the bushland of Australia's sunshine coast. (S73, ep 13) 
15:00Wild Vets Vets work against the clock to save Sweetpea the penguin's eye, and, at Wellington Zoo, it's jab time for a pack of African wild dogs. But will they come quietly? (S1, ep 4) 
15:30Wild Vets Charged with the daunting task of tagging sharks in Manukau Harbour, marine scientists gather all their courage and strength, and in Wellington a chimpanzee goes under the knife. (S1, ep 5) 
16:00Haven Harmony Audrey and Nathan investigate the local psychiatric hospital, where a doctor has suddenly gone insane. (S1, ep 3) 
17:00Relic Hunter Possessed Sydney and Nigel go in search of Zeus' sacred sundial. Problems arise, however, in the form of some heated female vampires whose love is quite literally deadly. (S1, ep 20) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 The Changeling Undergoing an experiment that could end his need for a symbiote, Teal'c is trapped in a dreamlike world that features all the characters from Stargate's past. (S6, ep 19) 
19:00Stargate SG-1 Memento SG-1 and the crew of the X-303 are stranded in space after a failed attempt to test the naquadriah hyperdrive. They must search for a stargate in order to get home. (S6, ep 20) 
20:00Road Wars Road Wars skids to a halt in this action-packed, adrenaline fuelled finale. Tonight's endeavours include a high-speed pursuit and a dodgy drug stakeout. (S6, ep 20) 
21:00Continuum Family Time At Alec's stepfather's farm, Kiera and Carlos find a van full of explosives. The stand-off which ensues is not without cost. (S1, ep 9) 
22:00Continuum End Time In 2012, it's Kagame's birthday - and a date Kiera recognises as marking a significant terrorist attack. But how does a homeless man also know this? (S1, ep 10) 
23:00SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Kill or Cure: Bravo head into an Ebola hot zone when a warlord with a devastating plan steals virus samples. It's a mission that puts everyone at risk. (S3, ep 9) 
00:00Avenue 5 New & Exclusive. Are You A Spider, Matt?: Judd calls on Ryan to help him charm an uber-wealthy passenger. Meanwhile, Rav deals with the fallout as the ship hits the media. (S1, ep 7) 
00:35Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 5) 
01:00Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 6) 
01:30Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 7) 
02:00Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 8) 
02:30Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 9) 
03:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo A League of Their Own's Freddie Flintoff, presenter Mel Giedroyc and comedian Johnny Vegas are the latest guests to join in the fact-sharing fun. Lee Mack hosts. (S2, ep 3) 
04:00Wild Vets Vets work against the clock to save Sweetpea the penguin's eye, and, at Wellington Zoo, it's jab time for a pack of African wild dogs. But will they come quietly? (S1, ep 4) 
04:30Wild Vets Charged with the daunting task of tagging sharks in Manukau Harbour, marine scientists gather all their courage and strength, and in Wellington a chimpanzee goes under the knife. (S1, ep 5) 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Optimus, Gigi and Sissy One of John and Maria's two Great Danes, Optimus has bitten John, a neighbour and a family friend. Can Cesar transform Optimus? (S5, ep 22) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.